This proves that the Pokedex is meaningless fluff.
Richard BTFO.
>>33011606
It just means that it never sleeps when it's not near magma.
Riddle solved.
>>33011629
It's not a riddle. Just a contradiction.
Find a flaw.
>>33011521
no name (yet)
>>33011521
used
goods
No sclera
reminder that this is possible.
>>33011484
Ok, so what?
>>33011484
Flying-Z Dugtrio
tectonic rage lanturn
Order within rows not relevant.
>>33011463
I'd put Genesect in Shit as well
and I love my bug types
>>33011463
Xerneas should be up a couple tiers but other than that I agree, solid list.
No distinguishing between separate forms? Boo.
I like the Therian genies but I don't like their Incarnate forms at all.
I'd like an artistic interpretation of this image.
>>33011301
cum and food don't go along very well
>>33011301
Why not use Silcoon?
>>33011301
the donuts represent feminism and cascoon represents toxic masculinity
What's your favorite?
>>33011165
Love them all but Tornadus is my lad
The water one. The fire is so overrated and grass has a boring design.
The doc. Shame he only knows how to heal himself though.
Wish move tutors when?
Please stop filling /vp/ with so many random starters threads.
>>33011801
S-source?
>>33011813
r-mk
bros included right?
Insider info.
USUM will include:
7 badges and 5 Gyms
Kiawi, Lana, and Mallow battle you in a triple battle gym match. You earn 3 badges for the battle.
Lillie becomes a gym leader, but you cannot battle her. She is supposed to have the 8th badge, but gives you the badge if you compliment her new style. (She hints you will have to wait a bit longer to battle her in a future title)
Bugsy and Falkner make returns as the E4 members. E4 Members use 3 pokemon, but do not be discourage they are very difficult possessing pokemon with levels over 40!!
Some of your favorites earn mega evolutions including Vanilluxe (Ice/Grass), Escavalier (Normal/Bug), Wormadam (Bug/Normal), Spinda (Normal), Throh (Fighting/Fire), Sawk (Fighting/Water), Basculine -red (water), Basculine-blue (water) and Lumineon (Water/Bug).
New Move Tutor Moves for Starters!
Primarina - Soothing Lullaby - 60% accuracy, puts opponent to sleep even if they are burning, and heals opponent's burns. Improvement to accuracy over Sing! Amazing!
Decidueye - Shooting Star (flying) - 1KO fairy types.
Incineroar - Choke Slam - Two turn move. Opponent cannot move, causes burn on first turn, and then inflicts 180 damage. Priority +4.
You do not choose your starter, but rather it chooses you based on your 3DS history. It does this by randomly selecting a game you have played from stored data and selects a pokemon based on that genre. Example: If you play shooting games you recieve Decidueye; if you play fighter games you get Incineroar; if you play My little Kitty Racing you get Primarina.
There are no evil teams. Instead you struggle with personal issues like sexual identity and gender, the hardships of being a teen, and finding religion. You are able to date any character (except for Lillie), customize your characters body by what you eat/exercise, and start a new religious group based on a legendary pokemon idol.
No new pokemon, just a few new mega evolutions.
This is amazing. So excited!
>>33011147
>>33012086
>1/0/1/1
KYS
>>33012107
How should I go about doing it? I am thinking about doing a 13 Reasons project. You could be one of the people who receives the tapes.
>Incineroar is now forever a part of the franchise and there is absolutely nothing quadrupedfags can do about it.
Feels good.
Not really. When I own Pokémon, it's getting retconned right along with the other two.
Why are quadreped fags so mad? They can just use Persian or pyroar if they want boring copy pasted animals.
>>33011104
Goddamnit I wish this thing didn't exist
>liking delicious
>liking primarina
Incineroar is the true best starter. Whoever disagrees is either gay or lying.
>delicious
>>33010964
but Incineroar is delicious
>>33010964
But liking baracat is gay.
Planning on replaying Black2, but I'm mulling over whether to replay White as well. Is there enough difference between the to justify the effort?
>>33010961
Yes. They're different games that explore different locations in the same region
>>33010961
where's drayden/iris
>>33013274
stuck in the wall
My favorite Alola starter is Meowth. What's yours?
>>33010896
No Meowth
>>33010896
Crobat
>Japanese tv show opening song states that Pokémon can be found under that girl's skirt
>can't catch them there in the games
It's been 20 years now. It's about time they let me look there.
>>33010675
>They used Lillie for the 20th anniversary version
>>33010778
Does that mean we can look under her skirt in USUM?
>>33010800
Ash is the one singing the song, so what's under Lillie's skirt is for his and Pikachu's eyes only.
Why isn't it okay for me to like Pokémon from Kanto?
>>33010673
Who's judging you for liking Kanto mons, Frogposter?
>>33010673
Because you're a fucking faggot AND a dumb frogposter, so everything you like is shit by default.
You're the reason people hate Kantofags. You should follow Chicken-chan's advice.
It is okay though.
Are you seriously letting internet autists dictate your opinions?
>that one mon that was so hyped up before being released
>is utter shite
What's her name, /v/?
>her
>/v/
>>33010641
Silvally
Well its not exactly shite, and its still my favorite alola mon, but its not as good as we thought it'd be