How come in almost twenty years, with hundreds of events meeting people from the pokémon team, no one has ever on record asked about this?
>>33070743
Because it's just a fucking sprite. I never thought anything of it as a kid, calm the fuck down
>>33070759
please don't bully me
This myth is old af and was already addressed by the devs.
THERE IS NOTHING UNDER THE DAMN TRUCK
Which group would you delete?
white faced green hair waifu group
This thread
>>33070619
arceus + creation trio by far
shitty yugioh designs, shitty lore
Man, Jojo's bizarre adventure sure has gone downhill
BURASTO
>>33070552
ZA BURASTO
DORAGON YO KURO
SHINEI! GEKKOUGA!
>Have Blaze, Torrent, and Overgrow as abilities.
>Learn The Pledge Moves.
>Have an 87.5% Male/12.5% Female Gender Ratio.
>Obtained before the first Gym in two games.
>Encountered in Friend Safari.
Are these the least popular starters?
a-anon...
>>33070512
I'm glad they cut that shit out after BW/2
>that subtle Skid Row reference
>>33070517
Well, that's... ambiguous...
>>33070534
They didn't. They were about as prominent in X and Y as they were in BW1.
"GAME FREAK fucks it up somehow" thread. Post your best ideas
>Switch game
>Can only play it undocked
>Separate accounts don't have separate files like all other Switch games
>Runs at 30 FPS with dips
>It's Pokémon Stars but it has zero new content and is just USUM in one game in HD
>USUM
>3D is cut from the Poké Finder
>The engine isn't improved at all and performance manages to be worse because of the bells and whistles they add to the overworld
>Characters REMOVED from the Battle Tree and replaced with Zinnia and other forced characters
>The Battle Tree itself is not changed or expanded upon
>All trial captains are the same, just in a different order
>Same story, Nebby just becomes Necrozma
>You can get Solgaleo and Lunala post-game by evolving the other Cosmog, but the evolutions are version-exclusive, and Solgaleo is exclusive to Ultra Sun while Lunala is exclusive to Ultra Moon
>Sinnoh game
>Battle Frontier is removed "to be more accurate to Diamond and Pearl"
>None of Platinum's upgrades like the new Sinnoh Pokédex or Gym Leader rematches
>It's on the fucking 3DS in 2019
>Festival Plaza
>>33070479
>It's Pokémon Stars but it has zero new content and is just USUM in one game in HD
Literally zero percent chance of the first game on a new system being anything other than a new generation, and you're a moron if you think otherwise.
>You can get Solgaleo and Lunala post-game by evolving the other Cosmog, but the evolutions are version-exclusive, and Solgaleo is exclusive to Ultra Sun while Lunala is exclusive to Ultra Moon
I'm assuming this redundant and completely obvious statement is implying you want them to be switched like in Black and White? That only worked because of of the yin-yang theme, it literally makes zero sense to do with with any other legendary pair. Also, please don't give the "why haven't we seen the boxart" conspiracy theory fags any ideas.
>It's on the fucking 3DS in 2019
>Festival Plaza
Also a zero percent change of these happening since gen 8 is coming to the Switch next year.But I guarantee gen 8's replacement for Festival Plaza will somehow be worse.
>Pokémon game
>there's a focus on narrative
>the game doesn't have any dungeons
Sounds like a nightmare
>USUM
>EVEN MORE kanto alolan forms
>Nothing added to the story
>Golf course still closed
>Pokemon don't follow you
>Lillie and hau are even more prevalent
>Tutorials unskippable
>Battle tree made even worse
>Handholding to the extreme
Started a new game of Black and a trying out a new team, heading to Nacrene, have a Munna, Tepig, Herdier, Pansage and Patrat.
Patrat only exists for Cut and I don't want to keep the shitty monkey on my team any longer than I have to. Going to also ditch the pig at some point.
The first G5 team I had ended with Emboar, Golurk, Seismetoad, Stunfisk, Krookodile and I believe Simisage. Want to try something different now. Any advice?
>>33070456
Scolipede is fun, Sygiliph is really good if you dont want to keep the munna and Archeops is awesomely Acrobatic
Galvantula and Darmanitan are always good options.
>>33070456
Sawsbuck is really fun and criminally underrated in-game. You could solo the game with Sawsbuck too if you wanted. Also, there's Eelektross if you want an Electric type that isn't Galvantula, though both are great.
hi /vp/ I want to include a ghost pokemon on my team, but I can't choose between Froslass or Mismagius, according to you, which one is the better choice? please consider the following aspects, design, stats, movepool (hard mode: no egg moves) & probability to acquire a new evolution next gen.
Froslass is cuter
Decidueye is the best ghost waifu
>>33070316
Sorry, but Decidueye wasn't available on gen III
>>33070173
C-c-c-ccombo breaker!
Charm up, /vp/! I challenge you to a battle!
How did Mamoswine turn out so good for an Ice type?
>>33069963
Dawn had a really interesting team. Her Mammoswine was my favorite.
>>33069963
When did Dawn get a Quilava?
What's it mean, senpai?
haha i don't know
>>33069807
it means Masuda will die from a stroke in two days
Pokémon UltraSun/UltraMoon coming in 120 days!!!!!
I want to set up a stream for a Pokemon movie night in about an hour.
Who's in?
I like sucking huuuuuuuge Mudsdale cock.
>>33069672
Sure, why not. You're the same guy who posted yesterday right? Hope you're feeling better, I would have joined then but it was late as hell, also you might want to throw a trip on.
>>33069740
Yeah I'm the same guy from last night, but I ended up falling asleep. Didn't see any comments in that thread.
Still feeling kinda down. And what do you mean by trip on?
>we've reached the point where Fakemon designs can be better than official ones
>>33069631
(You) and?
>>33069631
That is pretty boring desu, just because it gibes you a boner it doesn't make it good. What is supposed to be anyways?
>>33069642
Medusa
one that only turns your dick into stone
2004
Final Fantasy hairdo?
>>33069599
IT ALL CUMS TOGETER!
>>33069619
I think you're missing the point here
Who looks good in a swimsuit? Dexio or Sina?
>>33069395
Sina
fuck off gangstalizard, your "art" looks like something youd find on the refridgerator of a house with autistic 5 year olds
>>33069395
Neither in this. Certainly better art than I could do but it's really nothing special.
let's suffer together
get off 4chan and go outside and take a walk, it will help you become less depressed
>>33069614
honestly this, on days where I hate vp the most I just stay away for a while and it's okay. a lot of things don't last forever, it's just a laotian baseketweaving bulletin
>>33069324
tell me whats on your mind, get it off your chest