Hau.Unironically
>>33076449
Same, I like Hau a lot!
>>33076449
I like Hau too, he's a real bro.
ITT: Old /vp/ memes we no longer post
>old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aRQ3_zeskg
>>33076056
>italians
Is this Spanish? Sounds good
>>33076056
I have no investment in this meatball.
Should I know who this is?
I never played any of the gen 6 or 7 games because I never owned a 3ds. Now that im finally buying one which game should I get in the regards of the post game aspect. I dont care for the story lines I just like ev training/breeding/creating teams/ and collecting pokemons thats what I did in bw2 with hidden grottos and avenue etc. what I want to know is which game has a lot to offer?
>>33075812
Hard choice since all of them lack a good postgame. Maybe ORAS?
>>33075843
Should I wait for ultra sun and moon? You'd think then they'll upgrade or add new stuff to it like they did with bw 1 and bw2
>>33075877
>You'd think then they'll upgrade or add new stuff to it like they did with bw 1 and bw2
Obviously, it's the second game in the gen, they have to. But don't expect to much, it may end up being just as bad. Either way JUST don't buy Sun and Moon, i honeslty can't understand how someone can enjoy such a cutscene bug ridden game. Just wait for USM, 4 months isn't that much.
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What does it taste like, /vp/?
>It was one of those mornings where you woke up a little too early
>Too early to get up, but also too late to go back to sleep
>The first thing you'd noticed was the set of arms wrapped tightly around you
>The next was the immense heat
>Typhlosion had crawled into bed and had a grip on you that you couldn't even hope to escape from
>And she was a heavy sleeper
>Typhlosion shifted slightly, readjusting and tightening her hug
>Didn't seem like she'd be up any time soon
>You had to piss kind of bad
>You tried pushing away from her but she pulled you back into her
"Hey... Hey Typhlosion?" you reached around her arms and tapped her on the nose hoping to wake up the large pokemon
>One of her arms slid up your back until a paw rested on the back of your head and pressed your face into her fur, silencing you
>You decided to hold it
>Long after the aun had risen, you were still in her vise-like grip
>Typhlosion's paw moved upward and set itself down on top of your head
>The paw started to push you down as she rolled from her side to her back
"Typhlosion, what is this? Let go." you said, trying not to panic
>Typhlosion hadn't even opened her eyes, she shifted up the bed and pushed you further down her body
>You tried to push against it but she overpowered you
>It came to such a point where your head was resting on her belly, much further down than you'd be comfortable with touching, her hindlegs propped themselves up on your shoulders on either side of your head
>The blanket shifted, covering your view
>You were certain she was messing with you
>You tried again to move yourself away from Typhlosion but through the blanket, an unseen paw pushed your head back between her legs and into her snatch
"Typhlosion I want you to stop this sh-"
>Typhlosion's hindlegs wrapped around your neck, making it very clear what she wanted
>Groaning in defeat, you opened your mouth
>Typhlosion's grip on you loosened as you got to work
>>33075803
>You'd seen what other species of pokemon looked like between their legs online
>There were some crazy plugs and sockets available
>But Typhlosion wasn't all that crazy, it was like a human, if you did a lot of mental gymnastics
>You tried your best to work some tongue magic, but you had no idea what you were doing
>Apparently it was good enough for Typhlosion, she was lying back and emitting a content purr
>Her womanhood left a spicy taste in your mouth, a little warmth on the tip of your tongue
>Typhlosion sat up and pulled the blanket away
>She moved you back to the pillow and laid you down, crawling on top of you
>Typhlosion stood up on two legs and straddled your chest
>One of her paws came down and started slipping into her nethers
>She played with herself for a little bit before turning around and taking a seat on your face, smothering you
>Typhlosion tried to say something but it was lost on you, so she shifted and pressed her rear against your face
>While her paw was messing around with her slit, it looks like Typhlosion wanted you to check up on the back door
I expected more from this thread
thank,
Post a trainer without actually posting them.
Why did you post Magnemite?
>>33075755
generic hawaian girl
>"Hmph, useless Pokemon. Listen, you only won because my Pokemon were weak"
>he says as my level 18 Bayleef took down his level 18 Quilava through synthesis and poisoning
Maybe you're just SHIT, Silver
he's so tsundere. i bet gold has been tapping that.
>>33075696
In game canon he only ever loses to you and Lance though.
>>33075826
Definitely
>>33075925
god i love that ship so much.
ethan>lyra
>mfw no USUM news
>>33075528
Dumb frogposter
I know this isn't probably the best spot to ask, but does anyone have the picture of wishcash drinking soda, with anticipation above it?
get laid
cloverfag is a cunt edition.
Post the good, the bad, and the ugly. All are welcome!
>>33075377
>>33075377
What am I looking at here? Alternate Unowns?
>>33075479
Filipinos Unown
Not even nostalgia fag didn't play them. I'm a hoenn baby but looks good to me
>no Crystal
No
Nah, I want want legit HA Ho-oH and Lugia's. I had legit versions but I had their natures edited.
That and I hate the dream ball on them.
>>33075389
>probably won't be an emerald when they release R/S
I fucking hate gamefreak/TPC
When was the last time you visited Masara Town, /vp/?
I guess last year. When I bought. Yellow VC. Will be back in September for sliver vc
>>33075345
New Bark is where my heart is
>>33075345
When I replayed Crystal last month.
He tries his hardest but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>33075338
He had to fall to lose it all
>>33075338
Lead Singer of Linkin Park died today
>>33075338
Kek
But you know the answer, right? If he wins, then it will all end too.
What are /vp/'s favorite pokemon?
https://www.dragonflycave.com/favorite.html
>>33075268
very nice taste anon
Top two are absolute, top two rows rotate by groups depending on my mood but are overall among my top favorites regardless, the following are liked pokemon or my old favorites that fell out of favor due to changing taste/new designs, the last few are meme/shouldermons I don't necessarily use for normal gameplay but I find interesting
My list excludes legends
>>33075257
pretty good taste, only two are in my list but overall these 5 are pretty likable
>>33075268
pretty varied selection, we share quite a number of favorites, overall pretty good
Fusion thread
Link: http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/
>>33075239
Mr. Gey (gay)
What's his ability, /vp/?
>>33075199
you out-edged LP, congrats
Crawlin' in my (Rough) Skin
Defeatist