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Tough luck, anon

>>29173084
Use the Mega, it's great

Because GF is hellbent on making only a few pokemon good at all.
One day we'll find ourselves buying QR-cards you have to scan to get good pokemon.

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I support you in all your future endeavors, OP. We may not be cut from the same cloth, but your heart is tempered and your goals are noble. The importance of satisfyingly fuckable pikemon, no matter your taste, is the only truth.

>>29173190
I don't want to fuck it.

I have a tail fetish for completely different reasons than fucking things with tails.

>>29173190
*pokemon

>types up a bunch of bullshit
>doesn't proofread

Dead serb haha :^)

Are there still people on the servers?
I imagine things are slow with SM coming out

>>29173189
Yes, most of the Time

Will take a few days to get everything

>>29173074
won't we at least know how much pokemon there's in the dex?

>>29173050
It all depends on how lazy gamefreak is. They could easily remove all traces of pokemon they want to hide, it's a matter of if they bothered or not.

>>29172908
> Hating on the two best designs of SM

>>29172908
Shut the fuck up fag.

>>29172863
>Must include reason for adaptation.
>OP doesn't do this.

What a faggot.

>>29172863
I'd really love a water-type Phanpy, as some kind of throwback to Phanpy being able to learn Water Gun in gen2.

>>29172892
Oh, I do.

Alolan Phanpy / Donphan

Water

Lacking the flat savannahs that the line usually depends on for grassy foods, Alolan Phanpy and Donphan settled in the shallow waters surrounding the Alolan islands. Their favorite foods are algae; In consuming this, they ensure that the waters remain crystal-clear and biologically diverse. Upon evolving to Donphan, the Pokemon gains a unique shape and body patterns that make it resemble a tea-kettle; Thus Alolan Donphan are generally treated in popular culture as whimsical, easy-going, and proper creatures. However, this variety of Donphan is just as aggressive and territorial as any other Donphan, blasting huge quantities of water at high velocities from their trunks in lieu of a rolling charge. As such, they can only be successfully domesticated under the supervision of a dedicated and knowledgeable trainer, or in zoos with the proper staff, enclosures, and levels of funding.

Abilities - Sturdy or Mega Launcher

Moves - Water Gun, Water Pulse, Roar, Torrential Pulse (new Water-type move with 10 PP and 30 BP, it hits 2-5 times and each impact has a 10% chance of inducing Confusion in the target)

Hariama

>>29172807
high*

>>29172807
aipom

You can ask someone to decrypt their 3ds files for you.I once tried to do some 3DSISO shenaniganry but it didn't work.

Emulation on Citra is currently a piece of shit. Buy yourself a 2DS and enjoy your game.

>>29172829
>>29172844
I live in Brazil. A 3DS here is expensive and I dont know anyone else that have one.
A 2ds costs a lot more than a 3ds for some reason. I will purchase one after the hollidays but until then I was hoping for some mindles fun with this

I'd still fuck it.

>>29172765
It will have high bst if its a god and it lost its helmet (restrictions)

>>29172765
Because clearly Arceus is such a bad Pokémon.

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
My heart is nails, it ain't hard to tell
I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail
Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath
First test, feel the right, than the worst's left

>trying this hard to meme

>>29172598
oh deary me, >>29172000 got BTFO and is making shitty threads with MSpaintmons.

>>29172546
>Drifblim
thanks, i guess

>>29172546
>Gengar
I guess it's time to shoot myself.
so I can join my new partner in the spirit world of course

>>29172546
Joke's on you, I just finished reading a Tsareena thread, so that was the first one I thought of.

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>>29172538
You are under arrest for inexcusably shitty taste.

There isn't an OP pokemon, so they're all cool.

>extreme meme
>wild charge
>flare blitz
>morning sun

I fucking hate it.

>>29172431

>>29172901

>>29172932

>>29172325
> All my favourites are confirmed

For me, it's 10/10.

>>29172325
I'm kinda disappointed they included a lot of trash from Gen 1 like the Paras and Goldeen lines. I like that Gen 5 gets some love but I think they should tone down with Gen 3 and include more Gen 6 Pokemon.

>>29173026
>paras
>trash

>>29172274
ivysaur

>>29172274
Yeah i don't get it. I've never ever used a grass starter through all gens.

There's a first for everyone. Pokemon Sun will be that first.

>>29172274

Because Grass sucks as a type?