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I always imagined Empoleon's whole body being made of/covered in metal.
But nope, apparently only the blue parts and the trident beak are metal and the rest is just feathers.
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>>30459535
Also his claws. And he has a bitchin' tie.
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>>30459535
who the fuck plays this shitty game? pokemon fight in turn-based rpg battles.
a fighting pokemon game is ludicrous.
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>>30460299
People have been begging for a pokemon fighting game for a while
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Marry / Fuck / Kill Thread
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Post a trio of characters and people choose which one they'd marry, which one they'd fuck, and which one they'd kill. Starting with pic related, but the rest don't have to be SM related or girls.
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fuck: olivia
marry: thicke wicke
kill: lusamine
easy
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Marry:Wicke
Fuck: Wicke
Kill: Everyone else.
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>>30459520
Marry Mommy
Lose my virginity with the nigger
Kill the fat bitch that betrayed Mommy
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pew
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get in the fucking bag you cunt
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Nebby. Bag. NOW.
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Do you think Lillie's family will be happy once Lusamine is cured of her intoxication?
Will we ever know that happens to them?
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>it's not cropped
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They're happy she's even alive after that experience and since she's going to Bill for treatment we'll probably run into in Gen 8 as an opponent since her kids left her nest and she's both happy and lonely since she can't go back to her company and she doesn't have her cherished husband.
Just imagine walking into a big house and Lusamine's the owner, you'll immediately battle her and she'll surprise you with that fucking jelly fish being her sixth pokemon. You win and she'll talk about how you remind her of her children and so she goes a personal journey to explore the world like her children have
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>>30459506
Of course not, don't make a mother bonding with her child seem lewd, anon.
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So what was /vp/'s reaction to RS back in the day? I started browsing in '14 so yeah, I admit I'm still a newfag. Just wanna get what this board was like when Masuda delivered that shit to us.
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>/vp/
>2004
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>>30459565
???
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>>30459461
My reaction to RS was "fuck water"
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so uh...how old is she?
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Old enough
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fpbp
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>>30459428
That's the only correct answer.
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Just caught pokerus on my Gligar. Can you just infect any pokemon and throw it in the PC for later spreading purposes or do you need to take out the boxed mon and spread it to a different one every day to maintain it?
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PC maintains.
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It stays infectious if you keep the Pokemon in the Box.
It could stop being able to spread on whatever you keep in your party.
Spread it to a bunch of shitmons and some good ones just to be safe but keep them in your Box unless you need them.
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>Bugchasers
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I caught my first wild non-Gyarados shiny.
What do I even do with it
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>>30459331
Release it.
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Keep it
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Bop it
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Luchalitten is the Tiger, Decidueye is the extinct Stilt-Owl, so.... what the fuck is Primarina?
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>>30459268
A whip.
A whip makes a sonic crack when it snaps. That and its hair is whip like.
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>>30459297
Aren't they pretty much all that, tho?
Ah.. Cos, or some say Cosmog...
Just as you once did the Vascuous Lunala
Pews, Grant us Pews... Plant Pews upon our lake to cleanse it's beastly evolutions!
A grand space of nothingness... Hidden now from sight. The Bag! of course! Let us pew and escape feverishly. Escaping into the wee hours of... New ideas of the Ultra space...
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Advanced Shitposting!
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The guy who is reading the manga
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>>30459252
Oh! Majestic!
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ITT: post things that could pass as Ultra Beasts
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fuck / marry / kill
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>>30459203
Marry Masuda for giving us great music.
Fuck guy on the bottom left because Pokemon wouldn't be where it is without him.
Kick Ohmori in the shins for lack of talent.
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Kill
Kill
Kill
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Marry Ohmori
Fuck Satoshi
Kill Masuda
What's your longest chain? I've been trying to catch a shiny Grubbin for over two hours now, gave up when I ran out of healing items and my entire team blackout...
>pic related, what I'm going for
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had a chain earlier today of about 600 rock ruffs followed by another 200 or so to finally get the shiny.
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>>30459186
Fucking pinsirs, they take forever and a day to fucking summon a butt-buddy, some don't even appear.
I gave up after like 30. It took me an entire day to get to that. I'm lucky I saved before-hand cause I had so much shit wasted to get myself a shiny or a even a HA pinsir. (Cause fuck it why not).
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I wasn't shiny chaining but I was chaining Hakamo-os to get a Razor Claw so I could evolve Sneasel
Because apparently that's the ONLY WAY TO GET A RAZOR CLAW IN THIS GAME. A 5% ITEM ON A 5% POKEMON.
And yeah it's 50% on Kommo-os but did a single Kommo-o spawn that entire chain? No. Of course not.
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>glutton
>gay
>wicked sense of humor
post pokemon that are literally you
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>fat gays
Literally the most useless form of life.
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>>30459185
not when they're beargnant
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>anxiety
>shit
:^)
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Who is the best rival from Gen1 - Gen7?
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Gen 1 - None
Gen 2 - Lmao
Gen 3 - Wally
Gen 4 - Barry
Gen 5 - Cheren/N
Gen 6 - Serena/Calem
Gen 7 - Hau
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>>30459137
Hau is my man. I don't need an edgy kid shitting yp my adventure with his teen angst
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blue, silver, hau, and gladion were p cool
cheren and bianca were realistic
dawn is cute and barry is kinda ok
brenden / may have no personality
x and y buddies are retarded robots