Luchalitten is the Tiger, Decidueye is the extinct Stilt-Owl,

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>>30459268

>>30459268
A whip.

A whip makes a sonic crack when it snaps. That and its hair is whip like.

>>30459297
Aren't they pretty much all that, tho?

>>30459268
I still dont get the weapon shit
Isnt better to say than water starters are just animals than live half of the time in water and half in earth?

>>30459359
aren't you?

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>>30459268
It's a club

The stupidest image I ever seen today.

>>30459268
Its the most powerful weapon of all. Seduction

>>30459360
To be fair, Blastoise's weapon is readily visible in its design, and Greninja and Samurott do explicitly fight with weapons even if they aren't apparent in their design, and it's easy to make out the trident element in Empoleon's design. It's still bullshit as a trend though, considering how it explicitly doesn't occur for Feraligatr, Swampert, and Primarina. The grass starter one is just as silly.

>>30459268
BUILD

>>30459268
A Chinese Zodiac story deals with a fox that tried to join in with the other animals and was denied. Foxes are explicitly not part of the Chinese Zodiac.

>>30459661
THE

>>30459693
>implying GF gives a shit about irrelevant shit just because it's related to the Zodiac
As far as Gamefreak is concerned, the Delphox line passes as dogs because they're canine, so the Chinese Zodiac continues on.

>>30459268
The worst weapon of all.

Words.

>>30459268
Only Typhlosion is not a rat, Serpirior is a modern snake, and Feraligator has fuck all to do with brass knuckles

>>30459732

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>>30460094
>As far as pokezodiacfags is concerned, the Delphox line passes as dogs because they're canine, so the Chinese Zodiac continues on.
Fixed that for you.

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>>30460303
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>>30460207

Cyndaquil is called the Fire Mouse Pokemon. Serperior's line is about how snakes evolved to lose their limbs. I figured all water starters were just creatures that live on both land and in water.

>>30462072
>I figured all water starters were just creatures that live on both land and in water.

I believe it.

Platypus starter when?

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>>30459268
Futuristic audio-based weapon.

>>30459268
Shitty pop music. Duh

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>>30460303
el anon

>>30459268
Nothing, because there is no pattern.

Everything Gamefreak makes that we attempt to make theories for falls flat because Gamefreak just does what they do, and we over-analyze everything about it.

I'm pretty sure there have been a small handful of theories that were actually correct, but most of them are wrong. Like probably this one.

>>30460094
>As far as Gamefreak is concerned, the Delphox line passes as dogs because they're canine
I'm sorry but when did Gamefreak clarify their intentions for this?

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>>30459268
Those spikes around her waist could be interpreted as a spiked mace but that's all I can think of

>>30463657
yeah makes about as much sense as saying the fins on Feraligatr's head could be partizan blades.

>>30459268
>Extinct Owl
>Reaching this hard even though it's based off of a living owl to fit a """""""""PATTERN""""""""""""

>>30463818
Stop before you trigger the owlfags, they don't like criticism.

The only legit starter pattern is Fire zodiac.

Grass's pattern could have been reptiles, but then Chesnaught fucked everything up.

>>30459268
Typhlosion is not a Rat and foxes aren't dogs.

A cat is also explicitly never part of the zodiac but the fucking evo being tiger-like really made those autists jump back in on this.

>>30459268
This image is dumb. Primarina is a nereid/mermaid.

>>30460303
This 2bh.

>>30459268
shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_biological_warfare

Primarina is the weapon of Words.

Because words can hurt sometimes.

>>30459268
>Literally my mom's Alligator
>Brass knuckles

What the fuck are you guys smoking

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>>30464790
>Because words can hurt sometimes.

so true.

>>30459268
>water type
>weapons
Am i getting memed here? Water types are all based on terrestrial animals that also happen to live in water as well.

two of those are a stretch and a Trident isn't even a weapon

>>30463858
>Trying to ignite a starter war in a thread that has nothing to do with starter opinions
Anti-owlfags truly are pathetic