Post a trio of characters and people choose which one they'd marry, which one they'd fuck, and which one they'd kill. Starting with pic related, but the rest don't have to be SM related or girls.
fuck: olivia
marry: thicke wicke
kill: lusamine
easy
>>30459520
Marry:Wicke
Fuck: Wicke
Kill: Everyone else.
>>30459520
Marry Mommy
Lose my virginity with the nigger
Kill the fat bitch that betrayed Mommy
marry: Lusamine since she won't go crazy if I'm here
fuck: thicke
kill: Olivia
>>30459557
This guy gets it.
Fuck Wicke
Marry Olivia
KissLusamine
>>30459520
Marry Olivia
Fuck Wicke
Kill Lusamine
>>30459520
Marry mommy, fuck mommy, kill them both.
>>30459616
Marry mommy, fuck mommywon't kill anyone because they're the holy trinity
>>30459557
fpbp
Marry: Olivia
Fuck: Lusamine
Kill: Wicke
Marry Lillie
Fuck Lusamine
Kill Hau
>>30459520
Kill, Kill, Kill
>>30459612
Fug
>>30459616
Kill, Kill, Kill
>>30459657
Fug, Fug, Fug
>>30459659
Kill
>>30459677
Kill, Kill
>>30459720
Kill, Deport
>>30459781
Kill
>>30459520
From left to right
Fuck marry kill
>>30459720
based
>>30459520
Shit, this is actually pretty hard.
I guess
>Marry Lusamine
I know she's crazy and all but that body oh lawdy
>Fuck Olivia
I guess she'd be a good quick fuck. Not really into nigresses but
>Kill Wicke
Thin>>>>>>>>Thick
>>30459720
Dud e wtf that pic is fucked up wtf is wrong with you? You do relaize they raped women?
>>30459520
fuck wicke, marry olivia, kill lusamine
>>30459616
fuck cythia, marry elesa, kill lusamine
>>30459520
Marry Olivia to fulfill her dream of not being a cake, fuck Thicke, kill Lusamine
>>30459557
this
>>30459520
Kill Wicke
Fuck Olivia
Marry Lusamine and fuck the crazy out of her every single day
>>30459616
Marry cynthia, fuck electric whore, kill milfmom crazy bitch
>picking Mohn's sloppy seconds
ISHYGDDT
>>30459520
Marry Olivia
Fuck Wicke
Kill Lusamine
Everyone wins
>>30459520
>fuck Olivia as a service so she's free from her virginity
>marry Wicke for how dotting and thick she is
>kill Lusamine to prevent future catastrophes
>>30459811
this oneeee
>>30459869
>be prisoner
>get offered a pardon if I go with some guy named Columbus
>The retard actually thinks he can find a alternate path to India
>Agree just to get out of prison
>Spend months upon months at sea with no sight of land
>Mutiny is probably gonna happen soon
>LAND SIGHTED
>the women think you are a god
tell me you wouldn't
Marry Olivia
Fuck Lusamine
Kill Wicke
>>30459557
Marry Lusamine
Kill Wicke, ew fatty
Fuck Olivia
>>30459869
What is this, tumblr?
>>30459557
This nigga knows whats up
>>30460087
this one is ez
marry
fuck
kill
>>30460162
is this a jojo reference?
>>30460087
Marry Guzma
Fuck Kukui
Kill Nanu
>>30459557
correct
>>30460087
One is already married desu
>>30459520
Marry Wicke, Fuck Olivia, Kill Lusamine
>>30459616
Marry Cynthia, Fuck Lusamine, Kill Elesa
>>30459657If they were humans: Marry Mespirit, Fuck Azelf, Kill Uxie
>>30460087
This was the hardest, but Marry Kukui, Fuck Guzma, and Kill Daddy Nanu to put him out of his misery
>>30459520
Marry Olivia, fuck lusamine kill WIcke
>>30459616
Kill Cynthia Marry Lusamine, Fuck Elesa
>>30460087
Marry the ikemen, fuck the badass policeman kill the thug
>>30459616
Marry Cynthia
Fuck Elesa
Kill Lusamine
>>30459520
Fuck Olivia
Marry Wicke
Kill LusamineEasiest decision I've made in my whole life
>>30460252
>If they were humans
>>30460087
Marry Kukui, fuck Guzma, kill Nanu and end his fucking misery.
>>30460176
>is this a jojo reference?
is this a jojo reference?
>>30459557
>>30460087
>Asking if you wanna marry an already married man
>>30460492
His wife is cheating on him with the Masked Royal
>>30459520
Marry Sweater Mom
Fuck Crazy Mom
Kill slutty whore
>>30459616
Kill Le Champion xD
Fuck Model
Marry Crazy Mom
>>30460087
Marry My Boy
Fuck Sad Cop
Kill Shirtless Man
>>30460275
Marry Boob
Fuck Flat
Kill Blue Hair Dumb
>>30459520
Marry Olivia because she's a nice person and a total babe, 10/10.
Fuck Wicke over a table in the kitchen like the dirty fat-titted whore she is.
Rape Lusamine to death for being a shitty mother and a disgusting human being.
Fuck: Wicke
Marry: Olivia
Kill: Lusamine
>Not marrying Olivia
>Not wanting a qt brown wife to racemix with
Has /vp/ always had taste this shit?
>>30460087
fuck nanu
marry nanu
don't kill nanu
>>30460662
why would you want to have mixed race babies???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30460662
>b-but muh pure white genes
/pol/ was a mistake, whites have been colonizing other races for centuries why stop now?
>>30459520
fuck Olivia
Marry Wicke
Kill lusamine
>>30459616
Marry Cynthia
Fuck lusamine
Kill Elesa,
>>30459657
Marry Mesprit
Fuck Azelf
Kill Uxie
>>30460087
Marry Guzma
Fuck Kukui
Kill Nanu
>>30460275
Marry Dawn
Fuck May
Kill Misty
>>30459557
As usual, first post is best post
>>30460747
Let the guy have his mixed raced kids if he wants. Humans are all nearly 100% genetically and chemically equivalent so they'll come out just fine. I'd be more concerned as to why he wouldn't want to marry the goddess that is Wicke
fuck lusamine because she's fucking nuts
marry wicke
kill olivia, she's good but the worst of the three
Fuck lusamine
Marry lusamine
Divorce for child support and kill for insurance
>>30460662
while that's fine, wicc is a better mother figure than even the player's own mother, and she's learned how not to raise a child by watching what Lusamine did, so she's absolutely ready to raise a child
>>30461074
Thicc stops being a good thing after a decade or two.
>>30459557
1st two are a toss up but ill agree
>>30460946
Dude wtf how can you say that? They kill people when they colonize you idiot. Are you trying to be funny? Thats not funny.
fug, marry, kill?
>>30459657
Who am I? Who are you people?
>>30461208
Fuck Lucario
Marry Mienshao
Kill Zoroark
>>30461200
they also rape and get them pregnant too
>>30460275
fug may and dawn, Kill misty
Marriage is reserved for pic related
>>30461200
>>30461337
>ywn be a Spanish Conquistador
Thanks for reminding me you assholes.
>>30459520
Fuck Wicke
Marry Oliviashe's just so lonely
Kill Lusamime
>No Plumeria option
>>30459557
>>30459520
Marry Lusamine
Fuck Wicke
Kill literal who
>>30459520
Marry Olivia
Fuck Wicke
Kill Lusamine
>>30459520
Kill Olivia. (imsosorryolivia:'()
Fuck Lusamine in the freakiest positions.
Have a cool life with titty monster Wicke.
>>30464675
err... names...?
>>30464675
oh that's a hard one.. who has the most money?
>>30464714
Mr Pringle, Lesbian recovering from chemotherapy, And some depressed Japanese man we picked up from the street
Marry Lusamine, Fuck Olivia, Kill thicc meme
>>30465167
>Lesbian recovering from chemotherapy
wew
>>30459520
Marry Lusamine
FuckmaleWicke
Kill Olivia
>>30460087
Fuck Kukui
Marry Nanu
Kill worst boy
>>30459520
Marry Wicke, fuck Lusamine, kill Olivia
>>30459616
Marry Elesa, fuck Cynthia, kill Lusamine
>>30459657
Why
>>30460275
Marry Dawn, fuck May, kill Misty
>>30465157
Tajiri, probs
>>30464675
Kill Tajiri
Fuck Ohmori
Marry Masuda
I only like Masuda because of the music, tho.
>>30460555
>impliying they don't dp that bitch
>>30459520
Fuck:Olivia
Marry:Lusamine
Kill:Wicke
>>30465483
>now i'm thinking of kukui and the masked royal double stuffing Burnet
fug I need some drawings of this
>>30459557
Depends. If I fuck Lusamine then will she go nuts? If I'm safe from her going batshit then fuck her. Otherwise I guess fuck Wicke even though she's the least attractive to me.
Marry Olivia either way. She wants to be loved the most and she'd probably be devoted as fuck.
fuck lana, marry lillie, kill mallow
>>30465818
Marry GrimsleyHe's been my hubby for 5 years now. I even have a body pillow of him.
Fuck Wallace
Kill Lance
>>30461061
>>30460087
AAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS HARD
marry ya boy
fuck nanu
kill the married man
>>30459520
Kill Nigger slut
Marry Wicke
Fuck Crazy mom
>>30459520
Kill the nigger
Marry the blonde
Fuck the thicc Wicke
There're only 3 male captains so it's perfect for this
>>30459520
kill the pale one with no tits
fuck or marry either of the other two
>>30467200
Fuck Kiawe
Marry Ilima
Kill Sophocles
though I would play trash games with Sophocles and Molayne
>>30459520
Fuck Lusamine
Marry Wicke
Fucking murder olivia
>>30459557
While I think Olivia is best girl, I'd have to go with this answer. Wicke seems to be perfect wife material.
>>30467729
Seconded