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>>31170983
>bitchy and flamboyant
>dresses like a fag

I think he was just gay tbqh.

>>31170983
>Harley
>Wallace
>Steven
Is Hoenn the gayest region?

>>31171052
I take three homos over the whole game being "high fashion" like gens 5 and 6

>>31170958
Yeah it's probably the best of Gen IV, tied alongside Platinum, though I prefer the latter's region over Johto.

>>31170958
It is, but I don't remember if the game always sounded like this, but the audio of the game is very grating on O3DS hardware, haven't checked if it still sounds like that on my N3DS

Is abuseing the Chute Charms glitch cheating?

Probability mass function?

>>31170511
Like Sakurai, he sustains himself in a fountain of youth created by the tears of whiny fanboys

>>31170511

haha...I don't know!

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>>31170436

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>>31170475
I found this article worse

http://www.travelerstoday.com/articles/30168/20170101/pokemon-go-news-makeup-skin-care-collection-here.htm
Highlights:
>Each would cost only from $4 to $16, so you can budget well your Pokemoney.
>All of these products are adorned with Pokemon characters such as Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Bulbasaur, Squirtle and others you probably have in your Pokedex.

Flyers and levitate

>>31170411
>it deals only 50 damage in doubles

>>31170411
Grassy Terrain fucks it over pretty good. The only real problem with it is the distribution of it anyway.

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>>31170361
>It doesn't evolve

>>31170361
get friends or get a second 3ds

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>Pokemon evolves via trading while holding an item

Kangaskan and the cubone line being related. The former being one of the potential sos calls of the latter is humorous. Then there Kiawe having a mega mom of all potential choices on hand too

>>31170268
Pokemon creatures fight mainly for sport. That's why they enjoy battling with help of people. They don't want to kill their opponent. They just want to have fun battling.

The Pokemon that appear before trainers WANT to get caught. Humans and Pokemon form a symbiotic relationship. They can accomplish more together than they ever could alone.
Pokemon can only grow by fighting other Pokemon.
Pokemon in the wild eat each other.

A trainer can safely make Pokemon battle each other without one of the parties getting eaten or killed. A trainer can safely make his Pokemon grow more quickly, efficiently and stress-free in a loving environment.

A Pokemon that does not battle in the wild will pretty much never grow up. This is the equivalent to the environment having chemicals in it that suppress growth hormone. Battling in a safe environment is the equivalent to actually allowing a Pokemon to express these hormones and grow.

Also, most Pokemon psychologically *like* to battle. Remember the animu episode about the Snubbull that wanted to battle, but was instead pampered all day with different dresses? It got depressed because it couldn't exercise its natural need to battle, and grow older. Many Pokemon, like Iris' Axew, actually dream of evolving. Battling is the only way they can achieve this.

So ironically, in most cases, not letting your Pokemon battle is abusing them. In the other cases, leaving your Pokemon in the wild can kill them.

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>Mews Used to be ridiculously common before they were hunted to near extinction.

>Legendaries are not directly related to Pokemon as they weren't descendants of mew. That's why they cannot breed with other pokemon. They can however and do freely breed with their own kind: Entei + Entei etc..

A dude was giving away shiny Miniors yesterday man, shoulda been here.

>>31170253
Yea OP is an idiot. I got like 3 from that dude yesterday.

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Mine took me 1.3k eggs.
don't give up.

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>>31170123

>>31170123
no

>>31170668
wow... my neurons are fired up because of this post

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>>31170020
>Feraligatr

Help me desu

>>31170092
Bayou Beatdown

>Dhelmise
>Davy Jones Lockdown

Tail and tips of ears are like leaves. Rest is just fur with chlorophyll.

>>31169900
Like glass, actually. You would die a horrible death while your blood would rapidly flow through your damaged fingers.

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Like leaves, ya dip

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Arbok gets +20 HP and +20 Speed, HA is changed to Strong Jaw

Hypno gets +10 Sp. Attk., HA changed to Bad Dreams

Meganium changed to Grass/Dragon, learns Dragon Dance

Crobat gets Swords Dance and Crunch, new ability: Gale Wings

Furret's Run Away changed to Fluffy, +10 Speed and +10 HP, learns Swords Dance, Belly Drum, Headbutt, Play Rough, Baby Doll Eyes, Slack Off, Glare and Sleep Talk

>>31169968
Very small changes anon thank you
>gale wings
Great ability for a revenge killer in a Stealth Rocks meta

>>31169425
Dusknoir should get huge power

probably a flareon, i have a cold and my blankets arent enough

you just posted both of them, OP

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>>31169342

>>31168986

Smeargle is a one-trick pony

Ditto is also pu

>>31169536
taking this possible bait
there are a ton of things you can do with smeargle, besides the obvious suicide lead