What did they mean by this?
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>"trap card OPEN!"
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>>31397054
I want Oranguru to pound my boipucci.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uChR1ZZka3M
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REAL cringe thread
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>>31397589
This board is dying FAST. Not only because of them, but also the people enabling them.
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>>31397655
We couldn't get Jimbo to fuck off and tripfagging isn't banned, so no one can stop them.
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Which Pokemon gaem has the best post game?
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HGSS. No filler battle institution could ever top a replayable 2nd region as post-game.
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>>31397025
That's not postgame, that's the second half of the game
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>>31397072
Beating Pokemon League signifies the start of post-game content.
Kanto's 8 badges and Champion Red is post-game region. Battle Frontier was bonus content.
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You realize these are Meant to be ugly, right? Garbodor is a trash monster, so it's meant to be unappealing. Bruxish's psychedelic, assaulting, lurid, over-the-top color pallet is meant to make you vomit. It's like someone's evil stepmother, who pretends to be pretty but doesn't know how because she's ugly inside.
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>>31396962
They're ugly in the sense that they're objectively poorly designed.
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>who pretends to be pretty but doesn't know how because she's ugly inside.
so what you're saying is external beauty = internal beauty
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>>31396972
Go on. Tell us what makes the design objectively bad.
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>seaking has been in every regional dex except for unova
literally why
who even likes this thing
the only good thing seaking has ever given us is the moon pokedex entry
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>>31396916
>not liking a fish with magnificent and beautiful fins
Cancer taste.
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>>31396916
It's a fish with a horn, why wouldn't you like it?
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FUCK YEAH SEAKING
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Post one criticism of your favourite Pokemon game, and one thing you liked about your least.
> Emerald
No day or night
> Y
3D battles
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>GS/HGSS
I'm trying really hard to find something, to be honest. I pretty much consider these the perfect Pokemon games. Any criticisms I would have are just not having features that didn't even exist yet in the series, which I feel is unfair. SM kinda spoiled me since it had so many quality of life improvements.
>XY
Despite it being a bit of a clusterfuck, I did like the idea of Lumiose City. It felt like the closest thing to a "real, living" place in any Pokemon game up to that point.
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>>31396908
>Sun
Rushed, lacking things despite the overall adventure being fantastic in and of itself, like seriously why no National Pokedex? Did they expect Pokémon Bank to come out after a long time that they don't need to include it?
>RSEORAS
I liked the idea of an area covered with Volcano Ash
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>>31397105
Let me help you
Johto gym leaders used too many Kanto Pokemon
The variety is borderline trash, even compares to Gen 1, you don't get good shit until Kanto
It becomes noticeable that these problems still exist even with the remakes
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Cockinum Z
Semen Tsunami
300 pb
Your cock grows 100 times it's size and spills out a gigantic wave of semen. Your foe pokemon smells fucking awful and is drowns itself in semen
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Never change /vp/
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Here, lemme fix that for you OP
>Power is determined by the Pokemon's Color catergory.
>For Black Pokemon, this move has 300 BP
>For Yellow Pokemon, this move has 50 BP
>For all other colors, this move has 100 BP
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>Tropical region
>Ludicolo and it's line are not included
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>Expecting beaners in the tropics
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>>31396798
Ludicolo is a Hoennigger so that must be its natural climate.
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>>31396798
wrong pokemon
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ITT: Autistic things that trigger you
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>Someone says Nintendo instead of Gamefreak
>People say GOOSma instead of GUZma
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>It
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>>31396753
>gen 6 is better then gen 7 even though there was more pandering
>hahahah lul no Pokémon on switch because no announcement at first event!
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miss us yet?
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>>31396684
please be replaced by a new protag and main pokemon. pull a Yu-gi-oh. just move on, nigga.
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No because they returned in SM.
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>>31396684
I miss Alain
Bring him back pls
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What nature/moves/memory did you go for with yours?
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I released it.
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As if people actually used that piece of trash
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>>31396633
Memories should just be retconned.
Why didn't it use Z-crystals to change type? Why fill up 18 slots of our inventory with pointless bullshit?
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GSC predicted the wall. There's only one way from Johto to Kanto, and that's LEGALLY.
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Is it to keep illegals from Johto out of Kanto or is it the other way around tho?
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>Mt.Silver is Canada
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New ability: Skilled Fighter
>priority moves do not work against Kommo-o because he skillfully predicts cheap attacks
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>>31396555
Not compatible with incomplete fighting lines.
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>>31396555
Just give it Contrary, for fuck's sake. (Also, Close Combat and Superpower)
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>>31396577
>le incomplete line meme
Go be autistic somewhere else
>>31396611
This is a better idea
>mostly male
>highly toxic
>low chance of getting laid
>permanent smug expression
>physically weak
>lot of talk about it during leak/prerelease season, faded into obscurity after release
>every face this thing makes is a meme
>cry is literally huehuehue
>gets BTFO constantly (in the anime)
This is our new mascot.
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I can agree with this.
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Damn...
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No. Now fuck off with the "our guy/mon/whatever" meme.
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When will it be our turn
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Already exists
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>>31396506
let's not ruin our franchise with waifu dating weebshit, okay?