>mostly male
>highly toxic
>low chance of getting laid
>permanent smug expression
>physically weak
>lot of talk about it during leak/prerelease season, faded into obscurity after release
>every face this thing makes is a meme
>cry is literally huehuehue
>gets BTFO constantly (in the anime)
This is our new mascot.
I can agree with this.
Damn...
No. Now fuck off with the "our guy/mon/whatever" meme.
if dubs vaporeon remains our mascot
>>31396578
BTFO
>>31396622
Dubs confirm Vaporeon is BTFO, all hail our new mascot, Salandit.
>>31396622
>>31396666
ALL HAIL!
>>31396546
>>31396622
>>31396666
We Salandit now!
>>31396666
>mega Satan quads
>>31396546
You forgot
>incapable of fully maturing
>constantly flaming (out of his ass no less)
>>31396546
>Always orbit the female and become part of her haremshe doesn't fuck him though
>>31396666
I can accept this
>>31396546
>>31396622
>>31396666
KEK'S WILL BE DONE, SALANDIT IS OUR NEW MASCOT!
>>31396666
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>31396666
OP here, holy fuck you did it
>>31396622
>>31396666
Kek wills it.
>>31396546
>name is part of an underaged meme
>>31396666
WITNESSED
We /Salandit/ now?
Will Jimbo turn into a Salazzle?
>>31396838
Nat, only biological females can evolve. Jimbo's mutilated dick is not enough of a vag.
>>31396622
>>31396666
GOOD END
You faggots better not try to force this meme.
>>31396666
OH SHIEEET
If dubs put me in the screencap
>>31396999
>HE GOT TRIPS
>>31396999
Nice
>>31396622
>>31396666
>>31396999
Is this a get thread? Goddamn those digits make me horny desu
>>31396546
>>31396622
>>31396666
/thread
>>31396622
>>31396666
change the board to /sl/ now mods
All these gets are further proving Salandit is our mon.
THIS SHALL FOREVER MARK THE BIRTH OF A NEW ERA
WE /sl/ NOW>inb4 get out phoneposter
>>31396546
stupid heretics, bow before the might of /VP/
>>31397224
>no dubs
/sl/ it is.
BOW BEFORE /VP/...?
>>31396546
>cry is literally huehuehue
Fuck, now I can't unhear.
>THIS THREAD
>>31397263
>>31397266
HUEHUEHUE
/SL/ MOTHERFUCKERS
I do not agree with this.
>>31397339
>>31397364
out
>>31396666
>>31396622
Noice, /sl/ it is then lads
3rd times the charm BOW BEFORE /VP/OREONS!
>>31396578
>>31396622
>>31396666
>>31396811
>>31396788
>>31396999
MASAKA
>>31397558
get fucking owned /vp/ fag. we /sl/ now.
>>31397558
salandit win every time
>>31397558
fucking obliterated
>>31397498
Salazzle>>>>>>Charizard
>This thread, this fucking thread
Vaporeon got fucked!
>>31396546
>ywn be part of a reverse harem
>>31397611
dubs confirm
>>31397339
This. Fucking newfags trying to force their pepe tier mememon
KEK bestow upon me the power to usurp the usurper!
Gainzbug ain't letting no cuck lizard be our mascot
>>31397672
try again faggot
>>31397672BTFO
>>31397672
faggot
fifth time for /vp/oreon!
Not today motherfuckers
>>31397672
You can have /fit/. This is salandit country now.
>>31397722
double dubs can't save you now
>>31397722
>Double dubs.
Nice try, but that still doesn't beat the Devil's hand.
>>31396666
Also...
>/vp/oreon
Fuck off, furfag.
it's great to see salandit get some love, it's my favorite mon from this gen
Fuck off KoG, I know you're itt
>>31397753
same
along with salazz
Sorry boys, FUG coming through
>>31397722
>Rolls five times and only gets dubs
>Salandit gets quads on first try
Sorry friend, you've already been overrided
SALANDIT SHALL RISE
>>31397672
Go back to your kin, Buzzswole, go back to /fit/
>>31397722
double dubs aint enough? how about quads?!
/vp/oreons unite!
>>31397771
salandit is mascot now get over it
>>31397771
autism
>>31396622
>>31396666
Hail the new /vp/ mascot
>>31396622
>>31396666
Well I'm ok with this. We Salan/vp/it now
>>31397800
FUCKING DUBS CONFIRM AGAIN!!
>>31397800
K E K
E
K
>>31397776
You tried
>>31397771
I don't think you understand.
Salandit
win
every
time
>>31397800
>>31396666
I'm OK with this.
>>31397832
i cannot give up!
Check em!
>>31397771
Your era is over. The sooner you accept it, the easier it will be on you. This board is the lizard's domain now. Dubs confirm.
>>31397849
BTFO
You cant stop /sl/ faggot
please don't let this thread fall into obscurity afterwards, /vp/. this is history in the making.
salandit for new mascot confirm
>>31397849
BTFO
>>31396546
if not for vporeon then ill do it for heliolisk! the real best lizard
>>31397907
>Heliolisk
You've convinced me lads
Death to /vp/, glory to /sl/!
>>31396546
>Low chance of getting laid.
What do you mean? It says in the Pokedex that Salazzle keeps reverse harems of Salandit, that implies that just about every male Salandit you see (in the wild) belongs to a Salazzle's harem.
>>31397907
>Heliolisk
Fucking shit taste, Helioptile > Heliolisk
Dubs confirmed
>>31397922
FUCK
BTFO
>>31396546
What does /sl/ even means?
>>31397975
super losers
>>31397975Slav
>>31397975
Sad Life
>>31397991
That's describes /vp/ too damn well.
>>31397800
>>31396999
>>31396788
>>31396666
>>31396622
>>31396666
POST BEST WAIFU
We should raid the eevee friday thread with pictures of our new god. And since it isn't a cross-board raid, we can't get banned for it, kek.
Goddamn I love all of you faggots
Never change, /sl/
>>31396666
i'm proud
>>31396666
God damn anon. Screencap this
>>31397975
succ (&) licc
>>31398065
YES
>>31398053
>no pink soles
SHIT
>>31398100
This is the only time I've ever wanted one of those huge screencap/get comps.
>>31396622
>>31396666
FUCKING NICE DIGITS /SALANDIT/S
>>31398150
And checked for dubs on that last post. Man it feels good to see the lizard make it. It's shitposting and accurate of this board
>>31398168
>>31398168
>>31398168
GET IN HERE BROS, WE'RE MAKIN HISTORY
i want to suck salazzles digits!!
We need something new to replace the outdated and inferior /vp/oreons. What should it be? /sl/edgehammers? as/sl/overs? Peni/sl/ickers? Or just /sl/andits?
>>31398233
AGAIN AND AGAIN
lads i need all the salazzle animations in the game
does anyone know where to find them
>>31398239
/sl/andits
WHEN DO WE EAT VAPOREON
>>31398288
Right now
>>31398184
Mark this day in your calendars, folks.
Salandit so far embodies my /ss/ fetish.
>TFW you will never be the alpha male Salandit among your Salazzle waifu's harem and get snuggle fugs from your big waifu.
>>31398391
And on the day of skrillexs birthday. What a day
>>31396666
Kek has spoken.
>>31398433
Check them!
>>31396666
>imagelimit on eevee thread hit
VPOREONS ON FCUKING SUICIDE WATCH KEK
>>31398391
Immaculate
>there are vaporeon fags in this thread right now
when will they learn?
>>31398420
>tfw not in a Salazzle harem
>>31398420
>>31398530
Salazzle is just an inferior form of salandit.
>>31396991
It's too late! SALANDIT IS OUR RULER
>>31394203
everyone post salandit evos
>>31396666
Good lord those quints
Please fuck off, underage newfags.
Posting in historic bread
>>31396666
Put me in the screen cap
>>31398724
>mad eevee faggot
>>31398769
Sorry, only dubs in screenshot.
fuck off salandit
Once more quads for this thread
Dubs for eternity
>>31397953
>only chance of getting laid is if some thirsty slut decides she needs another dick in her and has already exhausted all the other available ones
Eh, sounds accurate enough
>>31396546
If dubs this stops right now. If not I'm gay.Not that that needed any confirmation
>>31396666
>6666
QUAD SATAN!
>>31399162
CONFIRMED
can't override >>31396666 baby
>>31399144
>>31399144
VPOREONS CONFIRMED AUTISTIC SHITTERS
>>31399183
>look guys I got dubs! am I fitting in yet? Hahaha
>>31396666
quints are not dubs faggo
>>31399235
He was replying to dubs you /vp/oreon. Go suck a water stone.
Nothing can beat salandit. Nothing.
I love this thread.
>>31399235
>/vp/oreons are this stupid.
>>31396622
>>31396666
Cue dubs spiral.
>>31399300
K E EP S H A P P E N I N G
>>31399311
Ooh shit
>>31399300
more dubs
should /vp/oreos just end themselves?
>>31399333
They should now.
I'm here for the gets.
>>31399300
>>31399311
>>31399333
ADD THESE TO THE SCREENCAP
>>31399354
He who asks for gets shall not receive
the salandening
>>31399399
Jesus
>>31399399
it keeps happening
Lizards suck.
>>31399446
B T F O
T
F
O
>>31399446
No.
>>31399466
hail kek
>>31399466
This thread just doesn't end
>>31399466
>>31399399
kek is truly a great god
>>31399500
it doesnt
>>31396666
this arouses me sexually
>mfw seeing vaporeonfags get BTFO this hard
>>31399300
>>31399333
>>31399399
>>31399466
>>31399500
The God of Consecutive Numbers on a Filipino Curling Board are smiling at us.
>>31396666
Today is a great day for lizzers
>>31399599
>>31399300
>>31399333
>>31399311
>>31396788
>>31396999
>>31397266
guys please stop my erection can't handle all of these super hot nasty gets
>>31399633
posting for when it gets here
>>31399999
>>31396546
It's the mascot of the new /vpol/
It's trollface the pokemon. Prublem, Officer Jenny?
>this thread
You guys are alright. New general when?
guys we are close to quints
>>31396546
Okay with it because fuck all normies.
>>31399679
NO. DO NOT TAINT SALANDIT WITH /vpol/'s INFLUENCE.
>Bulldoze
>>31396546
Not to mention, he has no chance to ever amount to anything and will be thrown out once his trainer is aware of his worthlessness.
>>31399715
>air balloon
>>31399738
>being this shitty of a trainer
>not having a shouldermon
kys faggot, we /sl/ now
>>31399757
My shouldermon is actually useful
>>31399757
I'm referring to the normie trainers.
>>31396666
>this thread
Hi screencap
Quints is coming, hold on /sl/andits
just to check
Anyone made a sceencap yet?
>>31399877
AGAIN
>>31399708
GAS THE PSYKIKES, POKEWAR NOW
HI /s4s/!
I, for one, accept our /sl/ overlords
>>31399877
yeah but it looks like we need a new one
>>31399877
C A N ' T S T O P
A
N
'
T
S
T
O
P
>>31396666
Vaporeon btfo
>>31399877
Fug
Whose going to stop him from stealing all the gets?
>this thread
I love Salandit
PREPARE YOURSELF
QUINTS ARE COMING
PEOPLE WILL TRY TO DETHRONE /sl/
BE WARY
>>31399933
Not going to happen
>>31396622
>>31396666
Oh fuck I want in
Quints and /sl/ is mandatory
pizza
>>31399933
YOU HEARD THE MAN! GET READY!
Someone is going to try to steal these quints.
fuck /sl/
SALANDIT IS LOVE, SALANDIT IS LIFE
/sl/ cmon
SALANDIT CHECK EM!
>>31399751
>literally anything before said Bulldoze
>>31399957
Shit tastes.
GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING
PRAISE /SL/
Salandit a mascot yes
TO THE MOOOOOON
Salandit a best
if i get quints, musharna is our new mascot
WE /QUINTS/ NOW
salandit quints get
fuck off
Confirming that this is our new mascot. Don't resist
get
REMOVE SALANDITS
>>31399992
QUIIIINTS FOR SL
CHECK THESE VPOREON FAGS
>>31399999
Quints of truth
Gay
>>31399999
Well played.
>>31399999
>>31400000
What did he mean by this?
>>31399999
>>31400000
>>31399999
>>31400000
>>31399999
OH FUCK
>>31399999
Nice script kiddo
>>31399999
SALANDITS BTFO'D
>>31399999
>>31400000
Holy shit my sides
>>31399997
>>31399998
>>31399999
>>31400000
REEEEEEE
>>31399999
>>31400000
fucking kek
outmemed
>>31400000
Hmmm. Something's different about this get
Posting in a legendary thread.
>>31399999
das it mang
>>31400002
>>31400004
>>31400006
Fought the good fight.
>>31400001
>>31400007
>>31400010
nice try meme forcing fucks.
>>31399999
>>31400000
salandit on suicide watch
>>31396666
Beautiful
>>31399999
>>31400000
I get it he is telling hiker davids photoboming to fuck off of salandits thread makes perfect sense
>>31399999
Witnessed.
I want getposters to leave.
>>31399999
isn't this just more proof why salandit should be our mascot?
like >>31396546 said:
>gets BTFO constantly
>>31400111
kek
>>31400111
leave
>>31400111
You first
>>31400114
>black
>massive movement just to get BTFO
>moving the goalposts
Should salandit be the mascot of reddit?
>>31400122
ebin
>>31400114
o shit
>>31400114
>in denial this much
then explain the constant success
>>31400000
Truly the hero we deserve
HEIL /SALANDIT/
if dubs posting salandit is now bannable
>>31400146
reminds me of a certain frog
>constant success
>BTFO
t h e
h
e
j e w s
e
w
s
d i d
i
d
t h i s
h
i
s
>>31400168
btfo
>>31400177
ayy
>>31400168
>>31400177
WITNESSED, KEK LOVES SALANDIT CONFIRMED
salandit is overrated
>>31400172
>jobfrog
>constant success
Did you even watch the anime? Fuck off newfag.
well, we can always stick together, /sl/. we won't forget about this thread by tomorrow, right?r-right?
>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>post number GETs
mods are literally dead
>>31400213
>>31400213yes.
>>31400213
It was a fun ride but it's not worth forcing a meme over tbqhfamalam.
>>31400000
All hail our new king
Salandit a shit
>>31400213
It was fun while it lasted but this is a pretty fitting ending to this thread, I'm satisfied
>>31399999
>>31400000
Wow guys what's happening?
I had a fantastic time, and I got a shitload of new salandit pics. Been here a while, but this is the first time I've made a thread that got this crazy. Thanks, everyone. Fun way to start a week.
>>31400279
underage and/or redditors are trying to fit in with le ebic 4chin shitposting
>>31400272
yeah i mean salandit always gets BTFO so i guess it makes sense
>>31400299
THE RIDE
Is she /our girl/ , /vp/?
>>31400314
not with those digits
>>31400314
Nah, too evolved for that.
Nice Pi.
>>31400000
>>31400242
Who's /hk/?
>>31396546
M...my existence is not THAT depressing!!
>>31400334
Close, but not close enough.
Salandit stays unmoved.
>>31400334
sorry, he didn't claim to be the new king when he got those pents, so all he gets is the ability to photobomb any thread.
>>31396546
>>31396622
>>31396666
>>31399999
>>31400000
This entire thread delivers.
>>31396666
Kamal has seen this
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE
>>31400434
Welcome to the best timeline.
>>31396666
Nice
/OUR/ GUY
>>31397975
SexLess
Rise and fall of Salandit fucking witnessed
>>31399999
>>31400000
God damn
>>31400588
He lives right?
screencap when
>>31400816
working on one, it's almost done
>>31400820
if singles, include this in the screencap
>tfw vaporeon is my second favorite mon.
>this thread.
>>31400820
Did he continue to live if us he over? Sandaladit lives or dies?
If screencap only showcases the gets in favor of /sl/ everyone in this thread dies
>>31400882
loser
>>31400948
Hold the L
>>31400948
>implying we should hide the best ending to the thread
>>31400987
>Wanda
>naga Wanda
>naga Wanda vore
what the FUCK is this image
I DON'T LIKE SALANDIT!!
i WAS HERE TO SEE ALL THIS UNFOLD
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
if dubs I give away 30 shiny HP Ice Salandits
>>31401162
god dammit
Posting in epic bread.
Can I have a get too?
>XD
If dubs this becomes the mascot
>>31400820
please finish soon
I refuse to let salandit be the mascot! I want this to be the mascot! If there is a god out there, give me dubs!
>>31401373
Damn it. Well then I'll just keep posting Chesnaught until I get dubs!
Salandit a cute
A magnificent day for Salanditbros.
>>31396666
ALL HAIL SALANDIT
DUBS FOR FUG
It's been an honour, gentleman. Well done OP.
>>31399999
>>31400000