So, if everything in the Pokémon universe is a Pokémon, and is therefore anatomically different from the animals in our universe, then what do the micro-organisms in the Pokémon universe look like?
Zygarde cells
An organism similar to Midi-chlorians exist in their universe, it gives them their powers. Each Pokémon is born with a certain amount of them. You've probably heard of them. They're calledIV's
Wait, if Pokerus is a virus, does that mean it's a Pokemon as well? Or is it something different? And are there other viruses out there? Sure there has to be, otherwise Pokemon wouldn't get sick. But are THOSE viruses Pokemon or not? ARE there microscopic Pokemon?How cool would a Pokemon game set in a microscopic setting be?
Which Pokemon would you say has the most usage amongst every significant character across every game?
>>31797023
It's either Crobat or Gyarados.
>>31797023
Charizard? Arcanine? Lapras? It has to be a gen 1 mom I think?
Gyarados without a doubt.
I like Sinnoh.
>>31796787
me too thanks haha
Me three
>>31796787
It's alright, fuck mount cornet though
Okay /vp/ let's build an OU team. I'll start with the offensive core.
(Greninja) @ Life Orb
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Dark Pulse
- Water Shuriken
(Metagross) @ Metagrossite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt
- Hammer Arm
- Thunder Punch
Smeargle @ Assault Vest
fill in the rest, /tr/ainers
>>31796372
>Life Orb on Ash-Greninja
What are you doing nigger
If you're using another other than Choice Specs, you're better off with Protean Greninja
Also it needs U-turn
>>31796396
Sorry, guess it imported wrongly
Also adding specs
"Get Out." Gladion the Edgelord 2K16
>>31796338
>Fag enters my apartment without knocking
>starts looking around
>goes up to talk to me
"Get out" is a very realistic respond
>>31796338
Can't say I'd be too happy if someone barged into my apartment either.
Fuck, if they had that same soul stealing stare the protag has I'd probably fear for my life.
>>31796338
He's been a big softy ever since he got a girlfriend
What are some Pokémon that people should be banned for liking?
Golem
>>31796020
your favourite
>>31796020
Let's first focus on threads that people should be banned for posting. Like this one.
Rekt thread?
Do you think his dick is still getting harder.
I don't know who he is but I wanna suck his dick
>>31795845
Pokemon has had games on home consoles before.
Doesn't mean it's going to be a mainline game.
What's the best Pokémon game, and why?
>Let's start a war
B2/W2 Obviously
>>31795774
Oras
SuMo, hands down. Best graphics, most Pokémon, easy to complete the dex for the Shiny Charm, actual story...
>she uses legendaries
>>31795643
>she
>>31795643
>she
>>31795643
she
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Is this a Jojo reference?
>>31795303
Yes.
>take Japanese Pokémon name with repeated syllables
>find swole fanart of that Pokémon
>caption it with the Pokémon's Japanese name with syllables repeated a la 『 ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ 』, 『無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄』, etc.
>>31795303
Meancing
Meancing
Meancing
How do I get a pokemon I can be attached to?
I just realized out of all the pokemon I've bred and traded for, the only onea I truly care for are the wild encounter shinies I caught years ago, a Blissey from a mid 2000s LG playthrough and a Skuntank my younger brother caught me before he gave up on Pokemon years ago.
I want to care about a Pokemon so I can feel something when I succeed using it, and these pokemon have bad natures.
Timid shiny Bronzong could do something stupid like a Rock Polish Weakness Policy set, but it sounds underwhelming.
>>31795189
get ribbons on it
>>31795205
Too time consuming, since I restarted every pokemon game I own.
Transportation is post game in gens 4 and 5 I believe.
>>31795189
yeh i dont care about any of mine either really, ive been getting a few ribbons on a shiny leafeon i spent way too long SRing for for no reason but... idk feels like im just trying to force it or something
too bad I dont have any Pokemon from old games or traded from old friends or something
meh
Stop browsing /vp/ in public
>>31795067
It almost sounds like you're implying I ever leave my apartment
¿Por que?
>>31795067
I don't though.
why is he so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFOXxlLE22A
>>31795051
>he
>>31795872
huh ?
he is not he?
then what is HE ?
>>31796055
A she.
Iron fist now boosts punching moves by 33% instead of 20%
I honestly don't know why gamefreak hasn't done this yet. It would make good mons like hitmonchan, golurk, and pangoro a threat again...
>Iron fist now boosts punching moves by 33% instead of 20%
>Punching moves the Pokemon doesn't have STAB on now gain STAB
fixed
>>31794986
Normalize: All moves become the Normal type and gain a 2x boost to all attacking moves
>slow start
Delete it from the game, make regigigas usable plox
>ITT your biggest nitpicks
>Have Yes or No question
>It's the same answer either way
It's pokemon man, there's no story variation.
Were you expecting that saying no would let you fuck off and do your own thing? Fuck you
>>31794641
>make a Pokemon with a clear element in mind
>make it part Normal type anyway
>mfw
>>31794641