I am glad we can all agree that Pokemon SuMo was by far one of the worst games of all time and is considered by the vast majority of the fanbase to be the Sonic 06 of the pokemon franchise.
>>31802340
Sonic 06 is a glitchy, broken, unplayable mess
>>31802340
Oh, hi Bizarro! I didn't know you'd be visiting us. Does Superman know you're browsing 4chan?
>>31802350
Oh, look, you brought Captain Obvious with you!
>>31802350
Just like SuMo then?
POKEMON IN GIVEAWAY:
Entei
Suicune
Raikou
>What is this?
A giveaway! We use a program called ledybot to automatically injectlolbattle ready pokemon and trade them over gts.
>How do I get the pokemon?
Just put a Blitzle named homer (it MUST be named homer) on gts, then bump this thread.
>I don't have a Blitzle!
Put up a Magnemite for Blitzle, someone in the thread will trade you. Make sure to breed Blitzles for future giveaways!
>I don't like moveset/shinyness/gender/ball/etc of the pokemon!
Then go to /ekx/, this thread is for mass giveaways, not personalized requests.
>My Blitzle has been on gts for a long time, should I re deposit it?
We have no idea honestly, ledybot is weird.
Old thread >>31796228
I'm running an organized campaign to get this thread to 400 replies as soon as possible, who's with me
BUMPERINO OF GOOD LUCK!
Alright, first order of business, here are shiny Raikou, Entei and Suicune! You'll notice something strange about their levels though. They're level 30? That's right. These are the event dogs from the Zoroark movie from Gen 4, back in 2011. These haven't been legally available for 6 years. They have exclusive Pokeballs, they're shiny and they have exclusive moves, namely, ExtremeSpeed for Entei, Weather Ball and Aura Sphere for Raikou. If you've seen people deposit pokemon asking for a Suicune, levels 21-30, now you see why. These are extremely valuable and sought after and now, we give them all to you! I hope you enjoy these guys as much as we did creating them.
First and foremost, here's Raikou. Max Speed and a Special Attack+ Nature. Meant to be a rain team Raikou. Has Thunder and Weather Ball which take advantage of the rain, Aura Sphere and HP Ice for coverage. It turns a mediocre legendary with a horrible movepool to a pretty fun legendary with an EXCELLENT Movepool. Enjoy!
How would you improve maractus?
Make it a physical attacker instead of a "mixed attacker" so Sucker Punch hits harder, give it a bit more bulk, and less speed so it's more viable in Trick Room.
HP: 75 > 80 (+5)
Attack: 85 > 115 (+30)
Defense: 67 > 90 (+23)
SpAtk: 106 > 50 (-56)
SpDefense: 67 > 90 (+23)
Speed: 60 > 30 (-30)
Give it the Roselia treatment, evo and baby. Would be pretty cool imo.
>>31802428
Seconding this
Also give the evo a second type, Poison or Ground are good choices
No!
>>31801555
he is dead just like our dreams and hopes
Sleepy spoink
>>31801555
No piggy ur heart!
Is there a better shiny?
That'd be fucking ace if it was an actual Shiny
>black bear
But brown bears are bigger and cooler than black bears.
Fun Fact: Black bears are the biggest pussies of the animal world
Best set for this cute plant?
How i do to FUG that thing?
>>31801588
Plant is not for fug! I just want to know how to win with her.
Her pre evo.
Does the Pokémon world have taxes?
>>31801427
Yes.
Pokemon center is "free" and public.
>Pokemon training is hard. This was maybe my answer to Masuda, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. The original Pokemon generations had a very basic philosophy: that if the trainer was a good person, the Pokemon would prosper. We look at reality and, if Pokemon were real, you'd realize it’s not that simple. Masuda can say that the player character became champion and held that position for a few years, and he was wise and good. But Masuda doesn’t ask the question: What is the player character's tax policy? Did he help to raise a new generation of trainers? What did he do in disaster situations? And what about all these rogur Team Rocket members? By the end of the original games, Giovanni is gone but all of the Rocket grunts aren’t gone – they’re in hiding. Did the player character pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby grunts, in their little grunt cradles?
What did Ohmori mean by this?
>>31801491
Kek
Is this a Pikachu?
>>31801426
Help
What happened to Charmander?
*blacks your path*
Jokes on you, OP, I like Scraggy.
Moxie Scraggy was so fun to use in BW.
>>31801339
>Not "blocks your pants"
>>31801355
He was too slow and High Jump Kick is absolutely devestating when it misses
Do It For Chen Edition
>Official Pokémon Go information
http://pokemongolive.com/en
https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA698bls2pjQyiqP9N-iaeg
>Database
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
>Pokéstop & gym maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
https://gymsear.ch/
>Evolution calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Nest atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>Battle advisor
http://tripledex.com/
>IV checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=tesmath.calcy&hl=en
>Level speed calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>Latest update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-57-2-release/pokemon-go-0-57-2-android-apk-download/
>Website scanner maps (rarely work)
http://pokesear.ch
http://pokehuntr.com
>App scanners (rarely work)
https://www.pokemesh.com/
https://github.com/PokeAlert/PokeAlert/releases/
http://pokemapgo.xyz
>Citywide scanners
http://pastebin.com/6V3xAArL
>Best Pokémon per type
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type
>Best movesets
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>Best attackers for specific Pokémon
https://pokeassistant.com/main/index?locale=en
>How to spoof
http://pastebin.com/Wsd4tR7y
Previous thread: >>31798824
Can we evolve old Pokémon or not?
>>31802028
What?
DAMN YALLS WASNT JOKING, SHORTY IS DUMB T H I C C.*jizzes in pants*
>needs HA, Hidden Power and two egg moves to be viable
>>31801218
you forgot trick room
>>31801249
you forgot trick room
just inject lol
Is Smogon the most patrician part of the pokemon fandom?
>>31802070
/thread
>>31801761
>Taking a kids game seriously
Competitive pokemon in general is a big joke, Smogon included
>>31802083
/thread
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.
What gives, /vp/ ?
YOU FUCKING AUTISTS.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
STOP STOP STOP.
Can't you see what you're doing? You're running this board into the fucking ground. No. It's not us tripfags. It's shitty posters like you who have to make these shitty ass threads every fucking day. It's not funny. It's not cringey. It's just sad. Holy hell. /vp/ really is filled with underage trash. Where the hell did they come from anyway? Did they come from /r/Pokemon? Go back to posting your fan art over there. You're not welcome here with your shit memes.
And next there's gonna be a lol XD poster who's gonna post that copy/paste bullshit. Yeah. It's not me ruining the board. It's you. When /vp/ is gone within the next year you'll only have yourselves to blame.
What have autists ever done in the world. All they do is ruin everything. Autist purge fucking when? I'll be glad to see the day when autism can be detected. Then they'll all perish. A man can only dream. Oh well. Not in my lifetime I guess. I'll just have to deal with it for now.
>game touts itself as helping children read
>surprised children are posting here
Next you're going to tell me this is an 18+ website and how hard it is to click "I agree".
It's all the kids from non-English speaking countries.
>gets the two best abilities in the game
Has any other pokemon been pushed in a competitive sense this much?
>>31801714
>>31801714
Every pokemon in Ubers, every other pokemon in OU
>>31801714
>Fighter/Mage/Thief motif
>Thief gets ability to change elements
>Mage gets ability to steal items
I've made a desert version a squid and sperm whale rival duo.
Squid
Type: Ground
Ability: Sand Rush
HA: Sand Stream
Base Stats: 75/95/75/105/75/70
Moveset: Earthquake, Sandstorm, Sand Tomb, Constrict, Bind, Peck, Earth Power, Rock Slide, Octazooka, Sand Attack, Wring Out, Pluck, Camouflage
Egg Group: Water 1 - Water 2
Sperm Whale
Type: Ground/Ghost
Ability: Sand Force
HA: Sand Stream
Base Stats: 136/105/80/50/80/44
Moveset: Earthquake, Sandstorm, Sand Attack, Noble Roar, Amnesia, Bulldoze, Curse, Body Slam, Sand Tomb, Phantom Force, Shadow Sneak, Spite
Egg Group: Field - Water 2
Note: Squid was inspired by someone's sand squid Fakemon.
What names should I give to these Fakemon?
Dustotooth
Cetasand
How can these things even be a rival duo if the whale is like 500 times bigger than the squid
I have a story about Fakemons.
No