So how was your v-day /vp/?
>>31803594
Reminder that thing is designed to look like an old asian king fu man with a long mustache.
I don't even know which day it was.
I'll die a pure virgin anyway.
>ferrero rocher
absolute maximum pleb
>watching maxmoefoe's video explaining how to get ultra rares in the SuMo trading card packs
>basically the order of the packs that come in boxes go 1 rare card and then 2 packs with garbage cards, then one with a rare card and so on
>get worked up cause I work at a store that sells those packs
>lots of buyers are kids who just got their allowance and wants to gamble for those sweet rares
>would be super shitty if older kids started niggering cards
>get into work today, immediately go to the area for trading cards
>shuffle the shit out of the packs for a couple of minutes until I'm pleased
>start day
>around 3 PM, after school is ended for most people a kid looking like 15 years old walks in
>he starts buying packs 1 by 1 and opening them
>didn't get a single card he wanted after 4 packs
>looks visibly upset
>5th pack he finally gets a shiny rare card
>super happy, immediately goes back to stack of packs, skipping the 2 trash packs like in the video
>wanting to give him a chance I throw him knowing glances
>doesn't get it because am dumb adult
>doesn't get shit from packs, kek
>repeats this 3 times
>complains to me about his 'shitty luck'
>I'm just smirking and nodding
>as he's opening his 4th pack I pick up 3 packs from behind the counter and start shuffling them right in front of him, maintaining eye contact
>shiteatinggrin.gif
>he looks dumbfoundedly at me as realization dawns in his eyes
>looks pissed af, but there's other people in the store and he knows he's in the wrong
>throws me a hateful glare as he storms out of the store with all his garbage cards
>I'm left there holding back tears while helping another customer out
so this is what it feels like to be an hero..
video for anyone interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiHUlrMtFa4
Tldr
>>31803548
>>31803637
OP is a loser that works in retail.
>>31803436
You may have never disliked it in the first place. Maybe you were just contrarian and disliked it b/c everyone else loved it.
>>31803453
no, i legit hated that thing, i thought it had such a stupid design, but anime + game made me love it
>>31803493
Ok tha'ts fair. You never know with /vp/
What's a good moveset, nature, EVs, item on a Sand Stream Gigalith?
Is Smooth Rock good on it?
Earthquake
Stone Edge
Heavy Slam
Something
Adamant Nature, Assault Vest
>>31803469
>Something
Rock Blast to smash through subs
>>31803416
For what format
Is Decidueye's hood connected to its body, or does it have to look for leaves to wear after evolving?
>>31803388
I would like it more without the hood
>>31803388
Connected to its body, I think. Pokémon can "generate" leaves out of nothing while attacking, so the hood is just naturally there when it evolves.
official art always
I HATE ROTOM-WASH
I HATE IT
AAAARRRGH
Don't worry man, I've got your back.
Leave Rotom-W to me!Banded Wood Hammer still OHKOs after WoW
>>31803283
>Will o Wisp
>switch out to Skarm
>crippled forever without a single kill
Stay cucked bull.
>>31803135
Defensively? Ice, no doubt
Offensively? tough call between grass and bug, the former is resisted by types so common most OU mons have a double resistance to it and hits jack shit for SE damage, but bug is resisted by fairies and also hits only one important type, dark, for actually important SE damage.
probably bird or some shit idk
normal
Which one?
Mine is Duskull. Cute little Grim Reaper looking Pokemon. Evolves into a lackluster cyclopean Mummy. Then further evolves to some dopey looking Yokai-type monster. Hate having to evolve it.
>>31803115
Nothing more adorable in this world than Gible, I'd say.
I love this little guy.
>>31803115
Trapinch is something I almost always avoid evolving. I don't level it to 100 though so if it needs to the little guy can grow up.
I love trapinch
If you only have golisopod on your team, and you fight a trainer. What happens when your HP goes below 50%? Do you just lose the battle? You can't run from trainers.
>>31803068
I assume it's pulled into its ball then forced out or the ability fails.
>>31803068
Ability fails
>>31803068
Emergency Exit simply does not activate
ITT reasons why we think sm or stars is coming to switch
I think the game was developed for the switch to begin with, but they put it on the 3DS to make it in time for the 20th anniversary, here's why
>nothing done about the games terrible framerate
>the game can be scaled to 1080p easily
>PSS removed and have to go to a place where your friends are all on one screen, it even opens a menu to find them
>The bottom screen is basically useless, with a map just thrown on there
>Rotomdex is a single screen with two hands that are only by its side sometimes. Pokemon has a thing for making their pokedex look like the device they're playing on
also this picture looks right
>>31802537
>>31802537
>we
>gen 7 dies with SM
>not even a third version
>Nintendo releases a new portable
>gen 8 is released on it
>DP remakes later
>Starsfags BTFO
the hell am i supposed to do now?
>>31802386
>Got the most rare Legendary Pokémon
So Shiny Genesect, Shiny Arceus and Shiny Diancie? Those are the 3 utmost rare Legendary Pokémon in existence rn.
No?
Then go fucking get them. That'll keep you occupied.
>>31802448
what about shiny colosseum Jirachi
>>31802458
and shiny colosseum celebi
you get jirachi wtih the us bonus disc and onion with the jp one
This thing didnt get comatose as an ability wtf?
>>31802339
Because Musharna actually has good stats
Comatose would be broken on anything other than a shitmon like Komala
>>31802365
You do realise it could no longer use rest for recovery right?
>>31802365
Komala doesnt even have bad stats apart from needing a bit more speed.
And Now We Wait Edition
>Official Pokémon Go information
http://pokemongolive.com/en
https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA698bls2pjQyiqP9N-iaeg
>Database
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
>Pokéstop & gym maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
https://gymsear.ch/
>Evolution calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Nest atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>Battle advisor
http://tripledex.com/
>IV checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=tesmath.calcy&hl=en
>Level speed calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>Latest update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-57-2-release/pokemon-go-0-57-2-android-apk-download/
>Website scanner maps (rarely work)
http://pokesear.ch
http://pokehuntr.com
>App scanners (rarely work)
https://www.pokemesh.com/
https://github.com/PokeAlert/PokeAlert/releases/
http://pokemapgo.xyz
>Citywide scanners
http://pastebin.com/6V3xAArL
>Best Pokémon per type
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type
>Best movesets
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>Best attackers for specific Pokémon
https://pokeassistant.com/main/index?locale=en
>How to spoof
http://pastebin.com/Wsd4tR7y
Previous thread: >>31801994
>>31804691
I love walking with the game especially when I'm in the city, but really I only spoof because no pokestops
LIVE GAME
>all of my top tier mons are male
Take that feminism?
>pokemon evolves through minimum affection
>>31803707
*I mean friendship
MC frowning
Pokemon can only evolve if it's leveled up and fainted in the same battle.
What's your favorite shiny Anon?
The black ones like Fug and Palossand
>>31803525
Pic related is awesome either way, my second favorite Pokémon. Greninja looks pretty cool as a shiny.