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How do I contact an Amazon before/during a purchase?
Its says they do custom sizing and I want to send in my measurements but apparently I'm too stupid to.
I have been trying to figure out how to rip the ebook for the manga Tsunousagi from the Japanese book store "AnimateBookStore" for over a month now.
Currently no scans of it exist online, and someone offered to see if they could get it translated if I could provide raws for it. /a/ has been less than helpful even in their scanlation threads, as ripping from that site is difficult.
>>23098
How do I get out of my room?
So I was on the home page, on my way to /toy/ like usual, when I saw noticed a new name among the list of boards I don't visit.
After some perusing and poking around I have two questions.
1) Why does everyone here talk like a faggot? Are you like this on your home board (whichever it is)?
2)Why is this place more inclusive (easier to find) than /trash/?
>>21803
Despite looking inclusive it's actually exclusive.
>Why does everyone talk like a faggot
To piss off non /vippers/ also show your icon fgt!
>Why does everyone here talk like a faggot?
idk but you definitely belong here.
>>21803
/trash/ is the drooling retard cousin that people pretend doens't exist, /vip/ is the rich pedophile uncle that keeps getting invited because he's filthy rich.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
ZOMMMMBIE
ZOMMMMBIE
>mrw i found out the lyrics are actually "it's all in your hands"
just
How long must I lurk before I am allowed to post on this board?
>>23409Until you learn how to white text
OH SHI-
>>23424
ANON???
That's a nice board you've got here.
>>23160
ddue
i miss my brother so much, i want to see him, i haven't seen him in like a year. he's like myson and i'm crying, i miss him so much
>>23166
>>23166
i wish my mom would appreciate me but she expcts so much from me, i just want to be a normal dude but she wants me to be the best at everything i failed a single year and she kickd me out of her house god damn, can you imagine.
dude i'm crying so much is not funny
LIFE GOES ON, ANYTHING GOES, COMIN' UP OOO
>>23111
EIJI!
>catalogue just shows [ sjis ] in the OP
great fucking job hiroshimoot
Don't mind me. Just peeking in.
This is a masterpiece of a lemon anime girl.
From her cute and sparkly eyes, her thin lips, and her silk-like hair to the different lemon-themed items, this picture truly is a masterpiece.
Lemon anime girl playing happily in a field, holding a lemon, skipping along a grass path. The thought of that scene makes my heart flutter, and makes me long for the days when I still believed in love.
This is the perfect woman. Cheerful, intelligent, and sweet as a citrus. Every time I gaze upon her, I think that maybe this shitty world isn't so bad after all.
/vip/, I'm in love with lemon anime girl. I will make her mine... no matter what it takes.
ganbaru OP
i believe in you
>>21624
Thanks.
I will strive to make lemon anime girl as happy as possible. Maybe we could even h-hold hands at some point.
She is very precious to me.
Here's a picture of her in her casual attire. Notice how there's no lemon in the picture: I find that to be quite a shame. The artist obviously didn't care for lemon anime girl's love for lemons.
>>21684
I think that's lemon anime girl at her part-time job. Dress codes happen sometimes.
>he doesn't have a 4chan Pass™
Haha, oh wow. You must literally live in a third-world country or something! Even my little brother can afford one, and he's in elementary school.
Why are you posting this here? Everyone has a pass.
>>20971
Letting the lurkers know who are the big boys around here.
>>20968
Why do people even bother lurking?
>mfw face when I accidentally click another board and see all the non-VIP posts
>Very Important Person Person
>/vip/ is your home forever
>>19891
>/vip/ is your home for a year
THIS IS YOTSUBA'S BOARD NOW!
YANDA GO HOME
>tfw to intelligent for /vip/
>tfw to intelligent too post on /vip/ post-ironically
>>23467
Settle down ESL-kun
Holy shit, fuck this board!
What is Hiroshima even doing?
Someone call up moot, we clearly need him back.
Moot quit the internet. He's impossible to contact
>>22817
I don't necessarily think /vip/ is a bad thing. I think the clover shit should be deactivated for every board except /vip/, and that's it. There's nothing wrong with supporting the site. moot and clearly hiro as well, strongly felt (or feel) that donation drives aren't something they want to do (nor is it a great way to keep this place afloat long term), and passes are the closest thing to that that we can get to support the place. /vip/ really isn't as terrible as others are saying it is.
But I agree moot should come back. If there's an issue with the servers he can't pay and he may have to delete boards, I wonder what the fuck he is even doing. I trust moot a lot more than hiro, and moot himself said he fucking made sure 4chan had the ability to survive him for a long fucking time. So what did hiro do that fucked that up so bad? moot said that the infrastructure is there, 4chan isn't in the red and is financially stable.
If he needs to delete boards, then hiro should fucking delete all the new ones he made. I wonder if moot even talked to hiro about the way he ran the place. Long requested boards like a history board (which exists now) or like anime retro (doesn't exist, thankfully) or "board+general" (thank fucking god no more were added) were all things moot didn't want to do because we had a good thing going with the current list we had and he didn't want to fracture the boards we have to any degree.
If Hiro is irresponsible enough that 4chan is in danger, he should fucking nix the boards he created to lighten the load. If he hypothetically didn't introduce more, and created /vip/, I think a lot of people wouldn't have taken this boards creation as bad as they did. But the fact is he did, then whined about finances, then created /vip/
From all the tweets he made it's clear he's over his head and thinks he 'failed'. He needs to just fucking stop, let the current oldfag admins that were with moot since 2003 run things the way they've always been run.
>>22835
I very seriously doubt load is an issue and that deleting boards will do much of anything. Everyone keeps talking about deleting the slow board, which hardly use any traffic; that will solve literally nothing.
If Hiro is actually (for some reason) worried about traffic and bandwidth, he needs to remove the boards that are using a high amount of bandwidth for the lowest amount of users (image dump boards like /aco/ come to mind).
I, obviously, am not familiar with 4chan actual current financial status; I listened to moot's goodbye video and he did in fact say that 4chan had been set up to remain in the black and that there shouldn't be any major fires. How, in just a couple years, we're at the point where Hiro thinks the site is failing is beyond me.
I would love if Hiro was a bit more transparent on this and we got someone in place, or at least advising him on how, to fix this shit.
i feel like most of my sex has been awful. lets wallow in self pity together.
i just had some pretty got dang bad sex but this one still takes the cake.
>be in kinda an open relationship but bf is like sort of a little bitch about it
>invite queue tea 3.14 over to his apartment (where i have pretty recently moved into) without telling him
>start 2 fugg
>whoops we should probably get a condom like bf insisted
>get a condom but its awful with it
>condom breaks, finish without it
>leave destroyed condom draped over edge of bathroom trash can without a second thought
>bf comes home and this gril is sitting shirtless on my lap taking a whippet
>immediately walks into bathroom, apparently sees condom, and goes into our room to pout about it
>i get a lecture when girl goes home
but wait! that was just the prelude
>grill is over again
>makin out on couch. she says she doesn't wanna fuck me
>until she does
>stick it in
>cum in literally like 3 strokes. feel completely pathetic
>awww, baby!! (she says this like u would say it to a 3 year old who just spilled milk all over itself)
>later that same day
>bf is home. asks about day
>guilt compels me to confess for some reason that i haven't been so dilligent about using condoms with this girl. huge regret in retrospect.
>bf is mad. like hella mad. even tho he was sticking it in his ex bareback at the time
>im just crying and saying i'm sorry and asking how i can make it up to him
>bf asks if i want to be punished
>im a sobbing mess so i agree to anything
>handcuffs me
>makes a point of putting a condom on himself because i'm "unsafe" now
>brutally, tactlessly sodomizes me. i can take dick like a champ and i was bawling my eyes out from sheer physical pain
>takes his time and gets some truly vicious thrusts in
>makes me suck his dick while i cry and he smirks
>get facefucked until he cums
>>22801
one time i fapped so hard my dick was bleeding
another goodie
>be dating weird, insecure trans boy
>for 3 years
>most he ever lets me to is stick tip up butthole. horrible blowjobs. won't let me eat him out. most that they almost ever want from me is to have me use a vibrator on them THROUGH A BLANKET
>be loving and supportive partner and tell them i'm satisfied as long as i can have them in my life
that's the whole story except for the end where i get massively stallioned and pretty much totaly replaced in a matter of weeks because apparently they love gettin dick every which way now including in the vag and up the ass and threeways
>high on speed
>decide this is the time to experiment
>find a tranny on craigslist, one of those that has tits but still unmistakably male
>tells me she only lets her boyfriend fuck her, she's the one who will be giving it to me if we meet
>"ok"
>get to her place
>she ties me up
>proceeds to fuck me with her 9 inch dick
>first time taking a dick
>it hurts but I eventually ease into it
>calls me a cumdumpster, if I complain about the pain tells me shit like "you wanted this you little slut", shit like that
>rapes my throat
>makes me swallow her load
I never did anything like this again but I guess we're not so different OP. At least she used a condom.
How do I become a very important poster?
>>22753
Your waifu must be cute and Aryan looking.
>>22754
are we talking /pol/ aryan or /per/ aryan
>>23031
/pol/ Aryan. i.e. white.
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>>22493
mfw 4chanel pass
mfw people can't afford 4chan passes
>>22493
Fixed