What is the financial status of 4chan.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/04/4chan-website-financial-trouble-martin-shkreli
I saw this but dunno if I can trust libtard media on this one. But now I see they're trying to incentivize buying a 4chan Pass through special boards? Huh?
The media reporting on this is the weirdest part, to be honest. 4chan's been through financial difficulties loads of times and they've never reported on it before. They know nothing we don't - only what's been posted by Hiro. And Hiro doesn't even say 4chan is facing an existential threat, just that he might need to make cutbacks. The clickbait aspect of neo media is blowing this out of proportion.
>financial troubles means we need to close boards
>so make another one
>>20291
I'm more interested in the guinea pig story desu
Suggestion: Make spoilers on /vip/ viewable only to Very Important Posters.
>>21640
Not sure why this hasn't been implemented already.
>>21640
I was the first I saw to suggest this but someone told me it's impossible to do from a technical POV.
>>21651
Because some freedom champion would just make a bot to view the site to circumvent it for The People, that's why
I will pay 15 dollars a MONTH if you give me the ability to post that obnoxious fucking message at the bottom of my posts as an option. Use an options signifier like "since4passhole".
It was the most gloriously obnoxious thing i've ever seen, and the evening which it was the way that worked was hilarious. Although you were wise to make it less obnoxious, i am willing to pay 15 dollars a month for that privilege.
autists are still triggered enough to whine and complain about the little clover next to the namefield so making it even more obnoxious wouldn't really hurt anything.
maybe turn it into a flashing marquee.
>shark futa
?
>>21481
Also, considering that that's a reeeeeal easy thing to filter, only the hapless techno weenies would be unable to remove it if they REALLY hated it.
I just wanna go around being a shameless attention whore.
people of /vip/, please stop:
1. bullying me
b. stealing my name (it's mine, okay???!)
thank u for you're corporation.
>>21151
This is my thread now
>>21156
STOP IT.
>>21159
Stop what? I'm you.
This is the picture for 'motion lines' on Wikipedia.
I can't find source on it. It might as well have been drawn for the single purpose of being featured on the article.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dealing_with_bullies_lineart.jpg
Do you know how to use Wikipedia, Anon?
>>20250
>Do you know how to use Wikipedia, Anon?
pointy end goes into the other man?
>>20237
Someone put up vore lineart on wiki? I guess it's work safe and all, but that's definitely drawn as porn. I would know, this is my fetish.
That lineart is to an old piece that was definitely not drawn for that article.
Post any pepe you have
>frogposting
*cringe*
Wojak is better.
Richfag thread. What have you bought with the change from you 4chan pass?
Just dropped 1.7 on my UMF ticket and hotel in Fort Lauderdale. Still not sold on the Ft. L but definitely not staying in Miami.
Anyone ever been to West Palm? Is it really as nice as they say it is?
I'll bump your thread for $1000
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.
I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.
I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier.
I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face.
Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house.
Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. “Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu.”
Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. “Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan”.
The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama.
Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. “Arigato.” Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things.
He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time.
Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. “Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan”, they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it’s more terrifying than that, it’s an earthquake, a huge one.
The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, “minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!”
The kids couldn’t understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous.
But that was Ken-sama’s mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!”
The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now.
“sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake”, he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana.
As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. “Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me” The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; “Nippon banzai!”.
VIP = Vagina in Penis
You mean dickpussy?
Wouldn't mind seeing some penile clit sounding if we're being candid
In a highly technical sense, every penis has a little vagina. You see, at the "sexless" stage of the fetus (the "sexless" term has a double meaning here, in that the fetus does not have a visible sex yet, and also that it has not had sex yet: the fetus is a virgin) there is a small opening in the crotch that the vitamin Y chromosomes will begin to attach to and pull outward. Over the course of the pregnancy they will continue to do this, until you have what we in the industry call a penis (male). For females, there are no chromosomes to bully their potential penis, and so it is left in its natural state as a vagina. An interesting fact is that this is technically the only difference between males and females; no other changes are made as far as sciences knows of.
So, as you can see, OP, every person on this earth is a VIP, because we all have vagina in penis.
>only having
Disregard this I'm going to try again in 30 minutes
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「Don't think. Feel.」
I think /tv/ has a good sense of humor and they make funny memes.
Lurking on live game threads on /sp/ with the stream/TV in the background does feel a little closer to being in the stadium yourself.
/tv/ suggested me a good movie once
>>20639
/b/ is the reason for 4chan's success, I suppose.
Guys, tell me all the formatting tricks, please.
>>19749
trick 1: get all loosy goosy
trcik 2: eat a wet rag 4real
trick 3: irony
trick 4: the forbidden trick
trick 5: stay alive, try to survive
trick 6: pick up sticks
more to come later
>>19752
I want to know how to format text replies..
>>19754
trick 7: grill corn
trick 8: juggling tricks
trick 9: balding
Just got my first malicious popup loading /vip/. This Hiro guy is a whacko.
>>19861
>phone
>Samsung
>Galaxy
>Note
>208.0
>ip=24.7
>>19865
>>19861
>He actually installed malware ads
MADMAN
Didn't see you there lurker.
You know /qa/ is still free to post, right?
yeah, free to post about US, senpai. it's all they ever seem to do now tbqh desu
desu top 4chan boards:
/qa/
/vip/
/vp/
I work at a dry cleaner and found $100 in a customer's pocket
What should I buy with it?
>>21381
5 4chan passes and hand them out in the Trump general on /pol/
>>21381
5 4chan passes and delete the emails
most profitable investment right there
>>21381
Videogames for your steam bf