WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT
i bought a pass so i wouldn't have to solve captchas , not so we could create a cast of second class posters. this entire board is an abomination to moot's vision and common decency!
good day sirs!
>moot's vision
Literally working for Google, desu. Let's not pretend his vision means shit.
>>21191
All Anonymous are equal, but some Anonymous are more equal than others.
>>21191
You were already a different class of poster. Weren't you amused by the fact that when you got into arguments, the other person was likely having to solve a captcha every single time to post? Meanwhile with my high WPM I can bang out a reply in seconds and move on.
So we can all agree that hiro adding /vip/ was a GREAT thing, right?
The 4chan-pass serves as a perfect filter against underage, newfags and redditors.
Gotta say, you're right. It's wonderful. They can still read what we post though.
+1
literally no 8gaggers either.
I'm really liking this, it honestly feels like a slice of classic 4chan. It's even kind of slow, the mark of a respectable board.
SFW pictures you shouldn't share
>>20948
Just called the mods on your fucking ass buddy. Brace for the shitstorm.
>>21033
hope you got a spare $15, pal, cos announcing your reports is a rule violation!
Suppose 4chan did actually die. What would happen? Would it affect the rest of the internet?
i will die with it
>>21074
The diaspora would be worse than the syrian migrant crisis
I wish there was a way of undoing Internet segregation and forcing people to deal with people with different perspectives, desu. 4chan and Tumblr are tumours on the Internet which reinforce their community's delusions.
New Super Mario Bros. Sunshine Kart Wii-D World 64 Galaxyy... EEIIIIIGHT!
I'd play it.
>>21353
You already have.
So what acts of magic have you performed recently? Meme magic is allowed, but more sophisticated forms of symbol manipulation to create real consciousness shifts/other effects are preferred.
Today I have been dropping some incantations on /vip/ to subtly subvert the board's sexual culture. I have also been rehearsing some theatrical rituals with my mates to undermine my community's respect for the British upper classes.
What are your thoughts on magic as an art form?
>>21192
I only know how to unconsciously have precognitive visions and dreams.
I'm not a good magician but I guess I could become a decent soothsayer?
My friend died not long ago. He committed suicide by hanging. I've been looking into various magical practices searching for a means of resurrecting him. The best method I've come across so far is the creation of a homunculus in his image. Please advise.
test
>>21054
delet dis ( ̄へ ̄)
anibabe showing you where the magic happens
>>20984
Hmm I see
>"Out for Delivery"
>4 hours later
>>20953
>Out for Delivery
>Hurricane Matthew is right outside
makes me ponder if my package will actually arrive
>>21000
hopefully not.
seriously stop buying bad dragon dildos fucking furfag
>>21027
There is nothing furry about buying interestingly shaped cocks.
Minna, miteite kure!
>>20960
Ken isn't in Smash Bros.
minna, gibbidy gibbidy ge
>Minna, kitekure!
I have a copy of Dragonball Xenoverse on Steam that I've been trying to get off my hands for a couple of months now. It has all the DLC
Xenoverse 2 is coming out soon, so I thought I'd see if anyone wanted to trade me for Xenoverse.
pls take it pls
TAKE THIS FUCKING GAME OFF MY HANDS DO IT DO IT NOW
I don't want.
>Vip doesnt have a poster count
>you can just samefag
>>20888
LOL
>>20888
woah nice trips friendo
>>20890
thanks :)
Everyone do the VIPPER!
we need an official theme song.
>>20895
Get out namefag! You think $20 makes you a big man? Fuck off!
D O U B L E F I L E T
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
i am DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand. i ahev a large aa and i pick VIPcoins out of the water w/ my fingers. if you repost this comment on 10 other pages i will be posted in your kitchen tonight and give you access to a Secret Area of VIP QUALITY if you payme enough ;)
ITT: we seek to find a permanent answer to the Canadian conundrum.
When will the Leafs get blown the fuck out for good?
Discuss.
(´・ω・`)
>>20850
Prove to me that you aren't canadian.