You're on a date with the last video game character you

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Yes :^]

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>going on a date with Bayonetta

Fuck I hope she lets me touch her hair.

>Arle

I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL

>>377426540
>Neptune
While I'm definitely okay with it. I would probably also get arrested. Can I have her HDD form instead?

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>Maguro
I mean shit, I dunno. I ghess if he moves that hair out of the way I'm gonna end up falling in love, but otherwise I guess we just played Puyo Puyo or something.

>>377426540
I guess it works? Botes can be cute and if the date is set up I won't be able to fuck it up.

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>>377429615
forgot pic

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>Link
I'm only cool with it if he wears the female Gerudo outfit.

>>377429841
fuck off homos
you are not welcome on /v/
being gay isnt right

>Death from Darksiders

...I guess? I mean assuming the whole thing with his brother is resolved, he's a surprisingly nice guy

>Garret
I'm leaving my wallet at home.

>>377427662
You know that's not happening, Satan.

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>Joker
>in bed
>yells "RAVAGE THEM"

>>377430134
>ywn be fucked by ARSENE

>>377426540
red bean buns are fucking delicious and i wish they were as widespread here as they are in nipland

Bayonetta?

No, she'd be bored of me after 10 minutes. Probably 5.

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>>377429570
fucking delete this

>3 inklings I made in Honey Select

Jail time

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Hes 14 so probably not

>Reimu

Language barrier makes the date go nowhere. Probably have to pay for the meal.

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it was inkcredible

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>>377429967
If twinks are wrong I don't want to be right, grow some taste

My ideal date with Y.V. is a long night of gunning down wasteland filth and popo, followed by a nice dinner and some videogames on his couch.

We'd probably get along pretty okay.

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Ill just buy him a beer and pat him in the back.
He only needs a friend.

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Dynasty Warriors 8; Cao Cao
>So, what are your hobbies?
>MUH AMBITION AND CONQUEST
>This might've been a mistake, but; well, you are an emperor...

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>>377426540
Passed me a super shotgun and we slayed demons together, no homo.

>>377430459
This nigga gets it. Also playing video games with Y.V and Cuz sounds comfy as fuck.

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>>377426540
I'm okay with this

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Pretty well considering she's been my girlfriend for the past year.

>>377431124
Go to him anon, he's had a hard life.

My Dark Souls 3 Strength build named Peepus? 66 strength and I can feel every inch.

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>>377426540
??????????

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>>377427662
My close relative of African-american descent.

>>377426540
Pic related. It goes decent, neither of us is expecting much, and she is a little weirded out. I probably ask her about popping puyos and i watch her pop for a while, then say "nice to meet you" and leave.

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>FE Heroes
>My team was Ninian, Linde, Lucina and Julia

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Well, we didnt talk much.

>>377430703
Canonically he's a super cool guy with anger problems.

Shit he'd probably show you his pet bunnies.
Also he'd take you to the graves of his pet bunnies.

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>>377426540
>Ice chick from Borderlands TPS
At least she has a nice ass

I don't have any pictures

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Sure!

>The Boss from Saints Row
Oh yes it did

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>>377426540
well he was hot.

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How close to pedophilia is this?

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At least I'll die happy

>>377433063
She's actually much older than you.

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>>377433063
She is at least 16 and lives in ancient Japan where the consent age is lower than that (or doesn't even exist), so it's fine.
But she is my wife, DELET!

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How the fuck am I gonna go on a date with a Nissan Skyline?

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>>377426540
We boned

>>377431481
you're dating the potato, anon

>>377433196
What game?

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>>377427662
>>377429570
>>377430306
>>377431825

I'm surprised of the amount of Puyo bros in /v/ right now. I'm happy.

>Darksiders 1
He just got mad about the balance and sliced me in half.
A better date than any girl I tried with.

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>>377426540
It went fucking great

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>>377426540
Does that mean the protag I chose or the last character I used to move?

Popped some Bandit and Indian heads while on a moving train. All in all, a good bro's night out.

(Bounty Train is the game, for those who were wondering)

>>377436920
>barafags
pls exit the internet

>>377436590
You probably got pegged.

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>>377437279
If you suck my cock I'll think about it.

>>377437279
Who's your housamo

>>377437556
>housamo
what
>>377437487
fucking smugg

>>377433063
She's like in her 20's by now. She's practically a Christmas cake, or would be if Gensokyou wasn't some kind of time-space black hole.

>>377437353
unnnnnggh

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>awkward silent tea sipping while he plays with his spirit waifu

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>>377426540
>FeMorgan
Oh hell yeah, she's cute. Voice actress a little offkey in places but that ain't a problem in real life. I'll make my "typhon, priest, and a rabbi walk into a train station" joke and we'll hit it off.

dont you dare try posting a spoilertext and ruin some anon's prey playthrough. not even as a joke, its not even that funny

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>>377438096
Wait no I was playing with the Tome skin
That counts right
Please I want to have a nice date with Tome

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>>377426540
Last game I was playing was HOI4, so I guess this is the only character I could date. It might go well, I have blonde hair and blue eyes, so I suppose I would be racially pure in his eyes.

>>377438263
OMg!HotBoss

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I hope we can just chill and not destroy the world