Fucking badass, dude.

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Imagine being Randy in this industry and having to be all like "damn, Battleborn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wacky proportions and horrific monster faces. I would totally draw porn of you, both female characters and male." when all he really wants to do is sing another incendiary song in a game con. Like seriously imagine having to be Randy and not only sit in your ample office chair while Battleborn spouts its horrific dialog in front of you, the bigots barely going through all its many issues and shady business model, and just sit there, tweet after tweet, hour after hour, while it's patched to perfection. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous HUD but its faux-badass attitude as everyone on Gearbox tells it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BATTLEBORN PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch fucking gremlin faced characters contort into types of game modes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been producing nothing but a healthy menu of FPS expansion packs and ports and later alleged Duke Nukem and Alien games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the liberal boonies in UCLA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on the desperation as it becomes F2P suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not pay a dime to sit there and revel in its "hobby-grade (for that is what you call it)" co-op campaign, the campaign worked on so hard by the entire studio in the previous years. And then Burch pitches in another meme attempt, and you know you could kill every single person in the studio before building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Randy. You're not going to lose your future online feuds over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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tiny head guy looks way better in this

>>377925338
That's because he's proportioned more like Bluto from Popeye and not a knobhead.

>>377924961
This probably has more players than the real Battleborn

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This post will get more replies than the number of people that play Battleborn Tap

N O B O D Y

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Nah, we've been through this plenty of times already, it's no challenge really :^)

>>377924961
>shilling for activision
>wanting more CODs and rehashed ultra generic shooters like overwatch

>>377924961
Okay but why

>>377927803
I almost feel bad for him. Both Battleborn and Colonial Marines were enormous failures. At this point a Memelands 3 with extreme amounts of memes is the only hope they have left.

Now where could my IP be?

Nobody reply to that (you)'s whore.

fuck off Randy

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>>377928219
Garfield!

>>377925052
>Giving Randy the dignification of Arnoldpasta

Nope

>>377928174
Don't ever feel bad for Randy. He is an utter shitbag. He stole money for Aliens and had some other low end 3rd party team make it. He bought Duke Nukem (for reasons I'll never understand) and now holds it hostage. Anything bad that happens to Randy is not enough punshiment for what he's done.

>>377928174
He's a fucking asshole. Didn't he sperg out people who said colonial marines was bad?

He always wanted to be in the limelight, he wanted to be a recognisable name like Todd or Molyneux and he got what he wanted.

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>>377928386
Let's give this post more Replies than Battleborn players.

Somone JUST called my store asking if I had a copy of Battleborn for Xbox One (I don't). She said she couldn't find it anywhere.

Were all those unsold copies finally sent back to the manufacturer? How much money do they stand to lose?

>>377928721
Yeah he spergs out about that constantly. Doesn't matter that there is clear evidence of him being shady and lying he will still insist that he is the victim.

>>377928386
The peak seems to be pretty consistent these days. Though it's dropped by 2 in a week

>>377928847
I know a manager for a gamestop and she told me about how they literally put there used copies that were basically at this point borderline free near the registers and they still couldn't sell them. She said this was the only game she's seen that they have more copies traded in then bought.

>>377929147
I usually order pretty small quantities of new games because I make about a dollar on each sale if someone doesn't trade in games. When Battleborn came out I got 12 copies. They all sold within about two weeks, and were all traded back in, in the same amount of time.

The same thing happened to me, every copy I sold was traded back in, and then more copies started to trickle in. It was pretty funny, although I'm fairly certain I lost a bit of money on them in the end.

>>377928386
> Stop doing weekly dev updates
> Game is looking like it's about to be canned for good
> Player count is now dipping into the fucking 50s
> Basically impossible to find a game now according to players on plebbit

What should we do once the game finally flatlines? I was thinking we should send Randy a postcard or something.

>>377929659
Yeah she told me about they only sold like 3 of the 15 copies or so they got. After that it's just been people trading it in.

>>377928830
Already there

>>377929716
>Buy every 99 cent copy of the game we can find
>leave the price tags one them perhaps highlighted or circled
>Mail one every day to Gearbox
>Randy gets a daily reminder of his failure

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>>377929716
This would be fitting

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Overwatch 1 year anniversary
>3 new arena maps
>100+ new items added

Battleborn 1 year anniversary
>1 free lootbox for everyone
>Canceled the weekly livestream the dev team used to discuss upcoming changes to the game.

>>377924961
For a tapper it was a pretty good game, one of the better ones because you could actually progress without spending a dime. Devs stopped updating it right before all the DLC characters came out so it got boring and I stopped because I think I had at least 2 slots of epic level gear for almost the entire cast.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYbpRfXpQkI

Fucking look at this fucking gameplay.

It's irredeemably awful.

Holy fuck.

>>377930496
What's the point? Is this even a game anymore?

>>377930283
>3 new arena maps
you say this as if it's a good thing, arena is cancer that baits in sniper/roadhog/genji """mains""" and is only good for the free lootcrate

>>377930861
Except they don't allow that anymore.

1v1 gives you a choice of 3 random heroes every round, same for both players.

3v3 bans the three heroes your team used after winning a round.

>>377930096
Where are the other three panels?

>>377931143
well it's something, but having tried 1v1 it was just
>stomp the fucker's head in until he could play widow/hanzo and get his cheap kills
it's obnoxious and even though you can't just hog it the whole time these modes still highlight what bullshit some heroes are in 1v1 situations

>>377925338

Yeah because they had to redesign him so the game wouldn't look like shit again.

>>377927803

Why does he keep implying the people trolling him don't know they're being irritating? Like if they only released they were doing harm they would stop, lol.

>>377924961
i wonder how he's feeling, now that overwatch has 1 year and 30 million players

>>377928512
Then hide your face and bear it

>not even an endless runner

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>yfw not Randy or Anthony

>>377924961
Todd > Peter Molyneux >>> Randy Pitchford > Brianna Wu > Anthony Burch

>>377924961
>Battleborn Tap
Sounds like its made for retards
Might aswell call it Battleborne DURP

>>377933653
>Sounds like its made for retards
it actually is. see >>377930496

>>377924961
I feel bad for anyone who works on projects that fail this bad.

Not the managers/project heads/publishers

the artists/coders/ect who are trying their best to keep up the optimism when they're on a sinking ship while the captain keeps talking about how badass it is that the ship is not only sinking, but also on fire

>>377933810
>The aesthetic doesn't even work for a fucking phone game
Thats coming from someone who doesn't even mind a brainless idle-game from time to time, this looks horrendous

>>377933838
No sympathy for the artists though, the designs are trash

>>377934103
>"here's the character design you wanted, sir"
>"what the fuck is this? Make the head smaller, and you call those shoulders? I want his head to look like someone parked two volkswagens beside it! And what's this? Get these complimentary colors out of here! Mix puke green pastels and neons with wreckless abandon!"
>"o-oh, okay..."

>>377933838
The artists are literally taken from tumblr fuckem.