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Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed myopic beta males, while those who played xbox or ps2 were significantly more likely to be alpha. Mario and wii gay sex vs halo and god of war.
Now, it doesn't mean everyone who played ps2/xbox wasn't a beta-not by a long shot. But there is some definite correlation. I grew up playing gameboy and shit and ended up on this site. Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.
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>>379619648
>once a week.
lol
Also the opposite is true it seems, my bro for life is a huge poke'fag (he actually played pokemon go until 2 months ago because he likes pokeymans so much), and speedruns Metroid Zero Mission in his spare time and he is the closest thing to Chad I know personally.
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>>379619648
>going to the gym once a week
I'm a nintendo beta virgin loser and hit the gym twice a week
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>>379619648
They really are a bunch of sad fucks.
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>>379619648
>Children who grew up playing ps2/xbox are old enough to shitpost here
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Is the pic from ff xv?
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>>379619648
Is this pasta
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>only having once console as a kid
what you fucking poor?
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>>379619648
>Mario and wii gay sex
Are you excited to start eight grade this fall?
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>>379619648
Who's the sandnigger?
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>>379621139
>He doesn't know that Zyzz played on PC and Xbox.
>The God of modern aesthetics wasn't an incel Nintenbro.
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>>379621396
yeah he was a wow autist
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