s-stop resisting anon you've been a naughty boy

>W-what are you doing?! Let me go! Stop! That tickles! Stop it! Ahahahaha!

But I find dindu nutin wrong

>>375894359
Ima Good boy i aindu nuffin

>>375894235

>mfw that's my fetish

STOP IT ANON

>>375895384
>Those are my cuffs! Give them back! H-hey! No! NO! Get me out of these cuffs! Oh no! Oh no, please don't! AH! Ahahahahahaha! Stohahap! Noooahahaha!

>>375893993
Dva is cute

>>375894235
>>375895706
I didn't know this was my fetish

>>375893993
I swear she looks like Anri when she makes that face.

HotS matches take fucking forever.
But I'm not givin' up, I'm gonna get that skin.

>>375895797
Fuck you're right

>hello, mr. kim
>the government has charged you with making misogynistic remarks on the internet
>you can't contest or appeal since all your personally identifying information is tied to your internet access
>you're coming with me so we can sacrifice you to Saturn in our temple-prison, scumbag

WHAT IS THE CHARGE?

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>>375893993
I want to commit a felony!!

>>375895893
EATING A MEAL?

>>375895914
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

>>375895949
G E T Y O U R H A N D S O F F M Y P E N I S

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Bunny cops are cute, CUTE!

>>375895981
H O W D A R E Y O U

>>375895797
No wonder it gets me so fucking hard

>those pockets

they knew what they were doing

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>>375895981
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS MOTHERFUCKER

>ywn sing a song to Hana Song

>>375895893
Stealing her panties

>>375896110
T A T A A N D F A R E W E L L

I want Officer D.va to shove a baton up my butt and bust my balls.
The safe word is police brutality.

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>>375893993
>submitting to evil racist pigs

>>375896974
This is what we call a "difficulty tweak".

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>>375895897
Tight booty>thicc

>>375893993
stop posting your ugly weeaboo waifu

>>375897085
>Brazillian hue caring about American race politics

>>375897110
agreed

How come Widowmaker has such a humongous ass?

>>375897193
How bout you fuck off and let me post my korean waifu when i want

>>375897085
>why would anyone think this was a good idea?
Hey, I ask the same question when developers pander to sjw idiots.

Is it week 2 for the gay hots shit yet?

>>375897441
Yep.

>>375897334
She's not asian for starters

>>375893993
Officer D.va is THICC
Her tits look like they got a buff too

>>375897085
I dont get whats the big fuckin deal here.

>>375897670
Cops are killing black people RIGHT NOW

>>375897520
> arched back
> almost no tits at all
Do you even breasts?

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>>375894235
>>375895706
i'm gonna enjoy this thread.

>>375893993
Am I being detain?

>>375893993
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN YOUR LAWS DONT APPLY TO ME BUT I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS AND PROTECTIONS NUH UH READ YOUR LAWS IT SAYS RIGHT THERE DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN LAWS? I WANT TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR GET HIM RIGHT HERE

>>375897960
I'd rather see the "fuck da police 13425987212 pigs dead" d.va

>>375897960
>Some Korean dorito gremlin would give a shit about some Black thug shot in America

>>375898005
>Wanting a Korean girl with black woman lips
Someone post the edit that made it look actually decent.

Oh boy another waifu! Now I better buy Overwatch and play HOTS like a good goy!

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>>375897960
That bitch gonna need some cannonballs for that head cannon.

>>375897774
They might be killing them but that wont stop them from calling 911 when they're in trouble.

>>375895897
I've literally done nothing but think about her plump, round ass in those pants all day

what the fuck did i do wrong today i didn't leave the house

arrest me harder mum

>>375898357
NOTHING

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>>375897520
>>375897792
It's the pockets.

>>375893993
shes so thick

I want to FUCK D.va

>>375895706
>>375894235
I have diamonds in a bus goddammit

>>375898239
nigger what this is all wrong

>>375895852
They take 8-12 minutes, what are you doing?

>>375897085
Do Ameriburgers really think cops are the source of their problems or is it just another sjw boogeyman like Trump?

>>375898181
source?

>>375899107
The latter

>>375899190
WANZ-319

>>375899107
>boogeyman like Trump?

you know hes the president right?

>>375898718
T H I C C

>>375899593
You missed his point

>>375893993
I need some answers from you faggots.

If you are a OW player, how many of you here played HoTS for the skins?
Did you throw the game to obtain the skin faster and easier?
Will you continue to play HoTS after you completed the events?

for me,
Yes,
Yes,
No.

>>375899941

Yes
No
No

>>375899941
Yes
yes
maybe

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>>375893993
FUCK DA POLICE!

>>375899941
yes
no
no

i hate mobas but i dont lose at any game i play

>>375901079
yes Dva is a NAZI white supremacist. LUCIO DINDU NUFFIN

Shit she really does look just like Anri

>>375901705
video games

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This is literally the worst thread I've seen on /v/ since gamergate 2014

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>>375893993
Oh god i just want to sniff up and fuck that dirty little hairy korean pussy. She is short too so you just know she has a short pussy canal and is easy to fill up.God damn i miss fucking vain as fuck korean women.

>>375901705
nigger are you 40 and over?

>>375897960
These people know that koreans are racist due to the homogeneous of their culture right?
They literally don't give a fuck about niggers and don't want africans in their country as they are usually criminals.

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3D or 2D?

>>375902074
Honestly, she's adorable and would make a great wife. She's really neat if she puts together a D.VA outfit that isn't just screen printed either, those straps and such are a nice touch.

I'd take her over D.Va, I think. She's just so nice.

>>375902074
3D there is nothing like destroying a vain as fuck korean girl who does everything she can to look perfect. Tearing down her walls that she puts up while outside and watching her become a crazy slave to cock.

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>>375895893
>>375895914
>>375895949
>>375895981

>>375897085
Why is that one guy complaining about having to play HotS for a skin there?

I want a giant cop d.va to escort me to safety by slipping me into her pants, and keeping me cushioned between her soft cheeks

Just need a roadhog with trump mask and a clean suit and this game would be perfect.

>>375897960

This is the one that gets me.

I can't even begin to express the mental gymnastics one has to perform into order to say and draw this.

>>375902810
>Just need a roadhog with Hillary mask

ftfy

>>375903154
Either works honestly, would love to see it ingame though.

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>>375903021
the anti-cop sentiment and counter-drawing are understandable
"actual canon d.va" confused me a little but then i remembered d.va's been adopted by radical feminist protesters in korea and tumblr eats that shit up

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*Kills your healer and sniper"
Oh oh Time to accelerate.

>>375902074
what a bad photoshop job

>>375897110
Everything>Thicc
Seriously how did this become a thing

>>375896079
>>375897085
Here we go! I bet all of these faggots also like Zootopia and have zero problems with it.

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I want Officer D.Va to arrest me!

>>375903629

What if she gives you a cavity search?

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>>375893993

>>375903881
what movie is this

>>375903881
What's he doing?

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>>375903881

>>375904050
just wrestling her haha

>>375904050

Peeing in her butt.

>>375904093
That's cute.

>you'll never be best korean spy so that Dva will arrest you
;_;

>>375904176
Did Best Korea survive the omnic crisis?

Is the weekly quest thing retroactive?
The website is vague as fuck. It says to unlock office dva I need to play 5 games after completing week 1 but can I complete week 1 during week 2?

> her starcraft 2 announcer is locked behind a FIFTY DOLLARS PAYWALL that includes worthless shit you don't need or want
Fucking jews.

>>375904279
It's sequential.

If you start it right now your 5 games will gib Genji, but your next 5 will still gib D.va.

You could wait 'til the last week and plough all 20 games at once but that'd be a slog

>>375904375
Can't you do it on easy against the AI?
To unlock Oni Genji last time it took about 4 minutes per game. Sometimes 3 if the team was competent.

>>375903881
How do you even go from fighting, to instantly getting hard enough to stick your dick in someone? Rapists must have some kind of penis switch

>>375904425
The Genji one can be done against AI, the rest need PVP (quick play, competitive, that other one what was it)

>>375904442
>he hasn't had fight boners before
You don't know what you're missing.

>>375904505
Wow
The motherfuckers figured out nobody wanted to play this fucking trash game and cheesed the AI. Now they force you to

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>>375897110
Is that a Batman Arkham Horror reference?

>>375904563
No, that was the scheme all along.

The idea is to ease new players into the game, like how Overwatch won't let you play competitive until level 25

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>>375893993
I want to mount D.Va and punch her in the face until she's unconscious.

>>375903881
Can you actually stick your dick in her vagina from that flat position? If it was buttsex, you'd need lube...

>>375904713
If you had more than 3 inches, you could

>>375904675
What did she ever do to you?

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>>375904818
Exist

>>375904713
It's called not having a small penis

>>375899107
Some of them unironically think the entirety of law enforcement is an institution to oppress minorities.

>>375903881
1 Tries to hit him with the baston. She didnt even land a hit with the right part and is easily dissarmed
2 Tries to use a self defense spray. Again she put it so stupidly close that he hit her hands and it falls to the ground
3 That is the worst. She tries to get in a fight position. Even if she can´t punch it could be useful for defense. In that position you can always try to protect your face BUT HE PUSH HER AND SHE LET HER ARMS DOWN SO OBVIOUSLY HE HIT HER ON THE FACE.
C´MON GIRL YOU DESERVE BEING RAPED

post dva lewds please I beg you

>>375901705
"The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope." There's literally nothing in Marxist theory that says I can't have an iphone and support the revolution.

>>375897960
Tumblr should be nuked from existence.

>>375905792
>erases a minority's identity and replaces it with another
This is what really pisses me off about that picture, but I guarantee that whoever made it would argue that Asians are just as privileged as white people or some shit.

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>>375905897

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I had to play HoTS for this skin and it was the worst hour of my life, what a boring piece of shit game.

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>It's an egotistic Americans think anyone cares about their politics episode
somehow I don't think alleged police brutality against blacks is applicable to fucking South Korea

JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW

THE SKIN GOES WEE-WOO WHEN YOU USE THE BOOSTERS

>>375906361
its really quiet though

>>375906443
Probably so the enemy team doesn't hear the wee-woo in the distance and know a D.Va is coming to arrest them.

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>>375893993
OFFICER AM I BEING DETAINED?

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

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>>375906297
>literally a r34 bait thread
>polniggers have to shove their shit all into it anyway
Why can't we just ruin the board and jerk off at the same time?

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>>375897085
>"wait i just remembered she's shooting an killing people in the game."
>"that's a problem, bad idea blizzard"

>>375906297
Ignore blacks- Police brutality is WAY out there for a "1st" world nation.

>>375906515
Other players can't hear the wee-woo at all, sadly.

Her gun also has a new sound.

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>>375906756
Then what's the fucking point. Give me the full wee-woo or fuck off with the cocktease wee-woo. Don't edge me with this little wee-woo only I can hear. I had to play fucking HoTS, I want the wee-woo to blow out my ear drums and kill me instantly.

>>375899941
yes
no
yes

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>>375906226

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>>375906876
you ok, bud?

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>>375906569
LA riots green text on /int/ and /pol/ is one of the most thrilling read on this site. also i didn't expect there's a lot of old people on /int/.

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>>375893993
>implying D.Va would have a nervous stutter
That bitch thinks so highly of herself that compared to her you are practically a subhuman.

>>375897085
Fuck da police #BLM

Question
Is that pink thing in D.va´s face a tatoo?

>>375907632
>Knew a girl in university who claimed police were only created to stop runaway slaves
>Swore that all cops were racists and violent thugs looking to beat up women and minorities
>advocated abolition of police entirely
>She got raped
>complained that the police hadn't made the area safe enough and wanted to step up police patrols

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>>375896079

>>375907789
>women

>>375903348
>d.va's been adopted by radical feminist protesters in korea and tumblr eats that shit up
Not sure how that makes her canon

>>375906569
NO OFFICER I AM NOT DRIVING I AM TRAVELING

>>375907236
Yeah i know, it was supposed to be like shes embarrassed or something

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>>375895852
>Not stomping all the retards that only go online once a year just to get free skins.

>>375895852
Nigga play with ai, all mid, push in 5 mins

>>375908060
Can't do it on AI games.

>>375907910
Tumblr goes HAM on the fanon head canons.

>>375908081
Why would they change it

>>375895852
Well dva mains have to go through another week of it to get the avatar and spray

>>375893993

> dat arched back
> rounded hips
> tight stomach
> material snug around her boobs
> thigh gap
> material tight over her crotch
> that subtle hip tilt when she crosses her arms

God this pose/animation makes my cock explode. I can't wait to see it with the police skin.

>>375908114
They didn't.

Week 1 let you comp-stomp, the rest of the weeks don't.

>>375893993
Wow that looks fucking terrible.

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>>375893993

>>375908202
So do you

HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT

>>375893993
its really weird that dva hasnt been in a porn parody video yet

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>>375908231

>>375903881
>guy isn't brown
I can't stand this blatant whitewashing of crime.

>>375908231
Okay? I'm not an ugly zipper in a shit game though.

>>375908273
With how eager Blizzard is to send out ceases & desist letters, it's a little wonder SFM shit exists.

>>375908453
>trying to kill porn
not even blizzard can do this

>>375908453
>it's a little wonder

You've mixed up two idioms there breh

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>>375908231

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>>375908453

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>>375907789
can't say she didn't deserve it.

Ahh~ https://youtu.be/K9zmiF810rw

>>375908670
I won't go that far because I'm not a sociopath, but the whole thing really just made it obvious that she was still salty about getting arrested for weed

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>>375897085
Never fails to make me laugh.

Anyone want to play some of the games together? I am still on the genji one since none of it was new, Didn't really read that they were continuing it.

post sexy dvas or sexy mekas

>>375893993
Is she closing the wrong eye for aiming with her right hand??

>>375909234
Typically you don't want to close either eye

>>375909234
She's not aiming a gun, for that matter

>>375909402
Nigga she even goes "pow" right after.

'stop resisting anon'
*heavy breathing*
'STOP RESISTING!'
'HQ this is officer Song request rein-'

>>375893993
>16 year old with those hips

>>375910018
Guns go "bang" so that's definitely not a gun.

>>375903881
>engaging a group of thugs without calling in backup

The irony is that the movie is dead-on for the MET's retarded rules of engagement.

>>375897670
Devs should pander to SJW only, the police is the system/patriarchy's strong arm so that's big no-no

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>>375910126

>>375910118
19 you dumb shit

>>375907789
Well, that's one way of getting red-pilled.

>>375897960

Koreans don't' actually like niggers.

>>375907205
Why is that woman stealing a child?

>>375910390
Most asians don't. The older generations anyway. The millenial ones born and raised in the US tend to be blue-pilled as fuck.

Post D.va lewds (with censor, no ban pls)

>>375910118
Plenty of well developed 16 year olds out there mate.

>>375899941
yes
no
maybe
That was my first real experience with a game like HoTS, I did try LoL years ago too. I kind of enjoyed it.

>>375906569
>dva as a roof korean
nice

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>>375910783
Really? Do tell. Perhaps we could meet up somewhere and pool our knowledge?

>>375910895
Hey there handsome, wanna see what a popsicle feels like?

>>375910895
14 is age of consent here brah.

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>>375903881
Time to go search the Panda for similar material.

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> tfw no gook qt girl will ever tell you that, while violently removing your pants to suck your dick

>>375911802
a man can dream

>>375899107
They'll all parrot what their friends are saying, as long as it gets them some backpats.

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>>375902442
Oh lord!

How do I find a friend to do this shit with? Any actual friends don't give a guck about Overewatch anymore. Or can you do this solo? It says you need a friend in the quest log thing

>>375913759
just

just look in the chat

literally everyone playing right now is grinding for skins

>>375913759
>enter quick match
>send friend invites to everyone on team
>request to join party
>"hey you doin the quest? same here"

wow not hard

>>375914139
Probably the same kind of autistic fuck who can't fucking group at begining of game for xp boost...

The best was when we ended grouping all 6 in the spawn room before start and proceed to stomp the ennemy team and get called try hard premade. Giggles were had.

>>375904757
>>375905053
Nah, it's impossible to enter a prone woman unless she's very slippery down there and arching her back for you on purpose. If you had a girlfriend you'd know this regardless of your dick size.

>>375901601
You'll never lose the game of virginity

>>375902158
Hey, it's me, the girl from the picture. Bro, I'm like, mad touched by your post, ay? Wanna get married, or whatever?

>>375914718
I think it only depends if she has strong glutes cause the ass is pretty easily accessible.

>>375903348
>They want more recognition by the korean goverment
>radical feminists

wew

>>375915043
The ass is pretty dry unless you've got lube or she's suffering from severe diarrhea. Going in dry is really hard and doesn't feel that good, plus she could dislodge your penis by thrashing about since the penis wouldn't slip out easily if she were to tilt her hips.

>>375907789
>Police were created to stop runaway slaves
That's actually partially true though

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>>375910262

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>>375893993
But i dindu nuffin you Chinese bitch