ITT: Movies for plebs

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>>87098445
one of the best action movies ever made you slackjawed faggot.

who gives a fuck what critics think, roger ebert gave sky captiain and the world of tomorrow 4/4 stars

ROGER EBERT
GAVE
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
A PERFECT SCORE

>>87098551
Skycaptain is an entertaining flick.
But Ebert was a moron nonetheless.

>>87098445
t. female or liberal nu-male

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Critics are such plebs jesus

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>>87098646
here you go OP I fixed it

>>87098646
>liberal nu-male
Those are the ones that praise 80s action meme flicks like this though

>>87098707
>Hollywood fags shit talking based Arnie
I'm sure 50% of them died of AIDS.

>>87098707
>Janet
>Rita
>(((Sterritt)))
Makes ya think

>>87098743
Did ir trigger you with its homophobia and machismo?

>>87098445
the movie works a lot better in the context of the 80s where every other arnold flick had him kicking endless amounts of ass. fairly interesting if you watch commando and then ask yourself who/what could handle that character

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>>87098715

>>87098715
Fucking kek

Dude. What? Predator is amazing. Who crawled up your ass?

>>87098445
the issue with movie critics is that they can't like things that are just pure action because it takes a person who has head up their own ass and too serious about themselves to become a movie critic in the first place
basically no movie critic would give Predator good score because they would be too afraid of people thinking they aren't intellectual or whatever the fuck they want to be seen as
but in secret they absolutely adore the process of criticizing these kinda movies, because they get to show their """wit""" with simply epic word plays and snarky remarks on par with Marvel quips as seen here: >>87098707
if someone would actually admit to liking Predator, they would out their own head on the line, they would actually have to explain their stance in a way that someone else could see their point as it differs so much from the general consensus and most critics aren't skilled enough to do that

OP IS A CIA BITCH WHO PUSHES TOO MANY PENCILS!

>>87098445
Critics loved Get Out, who gives a fuck what they think?

The alt right autism is strong in this thread.
>wah someone didn't like a movie I like it must be jews and libruls
It's just a cheesy great action flick that reviewers don't like, nothing to do with your infantile political views.

>>87098923
Those reviews were written in the 80s

>>87098707
>Few surprises
Fucking What? Predator has a complete fucking shift in genre halfway through and the big macho badasses are all killed off in a few minutes. Bow does that qualify as "few surprises" in an 80s action film? This is almost as bad as critics shitting on "the Thing" because the alien wasn't friendly.

>>87098817
Are you denying the fact that it's usually numales born in the 90s and early 2000s that praise the 80s action meme flicks?

Is big trouble in little china in your top however many films of all time too, pleb?

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who gives a shit about those reviews, the movie is a classic, no review will change that

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>>87098445
One of the best action movies of all time.
Certified GOAT.
OP is certified ass-to-mouth, BvS liking, Hilary voting, faggot.

... or maybe I'm snapping at b8

>>87098969
that isn't relevant in any way really

women don't even bother these days, do they?

>>87098715

satire/10

>>87099007
BTiLC is reddit
Predator is certified /tv/ kino

Commando is better tho.

The movie is gay as fuck though

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>>87100570
>The movie is gay
Majority of straight married men beg to differ knob gobbler.

>>87100731
>bong onion

If you don't like predator, you're a certified homofuck faggot and a loser.
Get off my board, shitsmear.

>>87100731
All that says is that Predator is liked by men tired of women i.e. gays

>>87100570
This is how most numales see it desu. Millennials are so bombarded with faggotry they think any kind of male camaraderie has to have homosexual undertones.

>>87100898
>n-no homo

>>87098715
win

Can you imagine if this was actually made? Like a serious remake of Predator but with women and sjw shit like this?

>>87100898
It's sad how brainwashed these idiots are.
You can't even have a friendly conversation without another man without people thinking you want to play butt brothers or some sick perverted shit.
Lay off your homoerotica literature, it doesn't reflect real life just like your fucked up perception of everything.

>>87100570
You had to have been born after 1995 and in America to make a comment like this

>>87101021
America is the gayest nation in the world though

>>87101021
I always laugh when some nu male piece of underaged shit says something is gay when you know he's wearing his sister's panties and has over 5 terabytes of gay furry porn on his mac.

>>87098445
Critics are nobodys these days

The real and best critics do not put number scores on their reviews and thus have nothing to do with that RT or Metascore business

Your thread is only highlighting that a lot of people have shit taste

>>87101096
You know a lot about how these nu males think and act.

>>87101112
1/10
dumb nu-male cuck
back2reddit

>all these people falling for obvious bait
Really activates my almonds.

>>87101096
Yeah they call everything gay while wearing pastel colored skinny jeans and sharing Playground vids on Facebook and fapping to cuckhold porn.

>>87101142
It wasn't that obvious

>>87101138
this thread is full of slack-jawed faggots

Predator is GOAT

>>87101248
this
its based kino
praise kek

>>87100935
>Can you imagine if this was actually made? Like a serious remake of Predator but with women and sjw shit like this?

Don't tempt fate, Anon.

>>87101275
Way to prove it's only nümales who don't like it.

Why do people hate Predator? I mean it's even got a diverse cast back when people didnt even give a shit about that.

>>87101328
numales must be exterminated
MAGA

I like Predator but Commando is objectively better

Predator is like the gay version of it

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>>87101275
>>87101372

>>87101348

Nu-males can't comprehend anything if it has '''''''''''''''''''toxic masculinity'''''''''''''''''

>>87101424
>triggered nu male
I bet you're the one calling it gay too. Sad!

>>87099000
>critics shitting on "the Thing" because the alien wasn't friendly.

what the fuck

Why do numales shit up the few good threads? Go back to your GoT threads, slack jawed faggots

>ITT nu males getting ass shattered
kino kek

>>87101450

>replies to bait
>calls others triggered

MAGA = Make America Gay Again

>>87101431
Oh right, I never understood this. (I'm over 30 and not american). Growing up with films like Predator or Rambo or other 80s action flicks was great, I mean what guy didnt want to be a buff badass? Noboy cried about "unrealistic" male body images back then, unlike females who cry because some bimbo plays some character on tv, or with shit like Barbie.

I do somewhat agree with hypermasculinity being stupid irl, but I think that would apply mostly to frat douchebags or roidfags who shout all the time.

>>87101570
lmao I knew you antifa numales couldn't keep the facade up that long
Back to tumblr you go betacuck

>>87098445
t. Woman who will never understand

>>87101633
>t. nu male

>>87101602

>projection:the post

Go suck your boyfriend's 4 inch feminine dick on your way >>>/pol/

>>87101706
JIDF numales in full force I see
Do you get routinely triggered every time you see a thread about a movie starring the Austrian Nazi god Arnold?

>>87098715
god dam

So, what do you guys think about the upcoming Predator film?

>>87101913
numale bait

>>87101913
I don't think, I'll just ignore it.

>>87098445
>really activates the almonds
are you twelve?

>>87101629
How triggered do you have to be to write shit like this?

>>87102028
>says the faggot who is actually triggered

>>87101706
/pol/ is a christian board you fucking idiot.

>>87102234
/pol/ was a mistake

>>87102234
/pol/ is a nu male board

>>87098551
The same Roger Ebert that slammed Carpenter's "It" for lacking humanity and warmth?

>>87102260
Go ask /pol/ themselves if they believe in god.

>>87102338
/pol/ only believes in dank memes

>>87102322
Wait, carpenter made an adaptation of IT?

>>87102056
I bet you love Charlie Kaufman and Wes Anderson films. How close am I?

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>>87098510
fbpb

how will OP ever recover?

>>87102412
I loved this scene as a kid

Seeing it, I wonder if irl you'd end up with permanent hearing damage if you were there

>>87102531
only numales get hearing damage

>>87102398
>>87102634
Shame on me.

Critics are right. It's just a brainless action movie that everyone nostalgia's over because they were obsessed with Schwarzenegger as a kid. Not something i'd put up with the best movies of all time.

>>87098445
>professional and knowledgeable critics hate it
>OP tries to tell us what is pleb bait and what isn't
>professional and knowledgeable critics hate it

Irony.

>>87098445
Predator is really rated that lowly? What a bunch of no fun fags.

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>>87098715
top kek

>>87098707
How does Metacritic even work? Not all reviewers counted use a scoring system. How does Metacritic determine if a review is a 30 or something?

>>87103468
It does so by how much money they receive. Though, if the movie is really old and no one is paying them then it is anybody's guess.

>>87102234
Nothing on 4chan is Christian.

>>87103165
t. brainlet

>>87103597
Try making an atheist post on /lit/ or /pol/ then.

>>87103909
What I mean is people claim to be "Christian" here but if they were actually religious they certainly wouldn't be browsing a brain rotting site like 4chan.

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>>87103597
>DUDE GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY
Over and over and over and over again. Christians make the worst memes.

>>87103975
Christianity has nothing to do with brain rotting, God never even spoke about taking care of your brain, only your soul

>>87104028
See >>87103975. Not sure how you even inferred that from my post.

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>>87103975
>Lurking 4chan
>Not intellectually stimulating

>>87104086
Tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better but by browsing this site you're exposed to all manner of pornography and other junk that isn't Christian approved.

>>87104126
Maybe on some of the slow moving special interest boards but I can say with absolute certainty that none of the content on /tv/ could remotely be considered intellectually stimulating.

>>87098707
>Derivative
>Set the standard for sci-fi action thrillers for decades to come
This reminds me of all those times Rolling Stone gave shit reviews to history changing albums when they first came out. Critics should be more humble.

>>87099000
I really wish more movies did that. I'd love to see a by the numbers Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy turn into a grisly body horror after 45 minutes or so. Play with conventions and genres to make something truly surprising. Predator and From Dusk Till Dawn are the only movies I can think of off the bat that do this.

>>87104627
>From Dusk 'till Dawn
now that was a weird movie
>expected a crime movie with two mobsters abducting a family
>suddenly MEXICAN VAMPIRES

>>87101913
I allowed myself to get excited for Predators. That was a mistake.

It shouldn't be hard to make a scary, suspenseful Predator movie, but they just can't figure it out. Predator was a lightning in a bottle moment.

>>87104712
Fucking movie magic. They don't make them like that anymore.

>>87098445
OP has her period lmao

>>87104218
Spoken like a true brainlet.

>>87098707
Holy shit critics are horrible sometimes. That Christian Science Monitor review is a perfect example of pretentious reductionism. Any movie with sound like a piece of shit if you give it a disdainful bird's-eye summary of the plot and call that a review.

"Sam Neill runs away from dinosaurs on a posh Hawaiian set. The dinosaurs never stand a chance. Neither does the set. Neither does the audience."

See? It's just pseudo-intellectual hand waving.

>>87105547
Show me a single example of an "intellectually stimulating" thread in /tv/'s catalog right now.

>>87098445
>Wow, way to try and dethrone something that's really stood the test of time.
Try harder you fuckin waste of space and cheap fabric.

>>87098445
More like anybody who's not gay loves that movie.