>sent spaceship to destroy the human race >lose contact

>>80125063
More like 1488 years

One of the many things cut out of the movie was that the trip to Earth was going to take them 3,000 years, which is why there were hibernation pods aboard.

So the homeworld still expected things were going as planned

>>80126020
>space travel for a bunch of borderline monkeys who can cast metal and bash rocks together and cause explosions in their hands which propel a chunk of metal as their weaponry can somehow, in some way, have faster trans-system space travel than the species which genetically engineered them and has had a presence in the stars for an inconceivable amount of time compared to our own.

Are you retarded.

>>80125063

He looks like Sylvio Dante with a longer head and a droopy left eyelid.

>>80126145
i dont see it

shop a bad toupee on him and make him frown maybe ill see it

>>80126145
kek it's the big bottom lip

>>80125063

implying hitler wasnt one of them.

>>80125990
>Tfw not as witty as you

>>80126085
Their Homeworld is further away

>>80125063

Engineers give up very easily.

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Can we please talk about the bonus situation?

>>80125063
Well, they engineered humans, so yes.

>>80125063
Is the new movie even going to contain Engineers?

>>80128660
It's going to be even less creative than Prometheus

>>80128185
No bonus without alien cummy in tummy

That guy was infected and by disrupting his stasis they doomed him to death.
He was wayting for help.

>>80128185
Nigga you just doomed this entire thread

NEVER talk about the bonus situation, that's how they get you

>>80125063

Because they were the last survivors of their race.

>>80129955
Was getting caught a part of their plan?

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>>80125990

>>80129998
it was extremely painful

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>>80125063

>>80130240
hohoho

>>80125063
How important could Earth really be

The whole thing was probably lost in paperwork

>>80130240
kek

>>80128185
Post the chart about the bonus situation please.

Cracks me up every single time.

>>80130240
golden

>>80130240
This is legit what I thought of when I saw OP.

>>80125063

2000 years of homo orgies. You don't see any female Engineers, do you?

>>80126020
>trip was going to take them 3,000 years
>Covenant crew reaches the Engineer home planet in a short time

???

>>80130240

lol'd

>>80130398
It had hazardous freight and exceeding the speed limit for that would risk the boni of all of them and could have been fined considerably.

>>80125990
Oh in that case it's fine I guess

>>80129955
>last survivors of their race
>decide to go on a desolate planet to handle the most dangerous substance ever created to genocide your creation instead of trying to maintain your specie

Are cumskins fucking retarded ?

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>>80130310

>>80134809
Kek