>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured

Over the years, I've seen this posted so many times but I've yet to understand what is happening

Are you upset that the rather portly man in the sports clothing didn't hug that woman?

What are you trying to convey here?

>>80505760
I've wondered this too, I don't need a paragraph pasta to remind me Kevin Smith is human pollution.

>>80505760
It's buttmad Christina Aguilera fags who are mad as hell because Kevin didn't acknowledge that fat whore.

>>80505848
This desu, chicks a fat whore who cant sing.

>>80505848
>>80505950
fat whore but i want to put my willy in her and suck on da tiddies

>>80505760
It's Kevin Smith cuckposting

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YALL NIGGAS MAD AS HELL

>>80505848
>>80505950
Top kek. Kevin Smith is a pathetic excuse of a human being, just look at the disgust in her eyes when she looks at him.

how come some guys get really mad if you insult women? and their looks?

>>80505576
I love dynamic pasta

>>80505950

She may be a fat whore but girl can sing.

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Would you dunk your oreo in her mouth brehs

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>>80506164
how come some guys get really mad at women? and their looks?

>>80505576
Fat and poorly dressed, pretty much sums up the average American

>>80506307
she doesnt even look like a fucking person anymore just generic blonde human # 02111

This picture will never fail to crack me up.

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>>80505815

everyone at school and college had her ugly fucking backside sticking out of that pool doughnut as their wallpaper, I remember when I started doing graphics 12 years ago and some girl was complaining about the use of Photoshop in magazines, the whole time I was thinking they probably used it on the fake-tan and makeup floating in the pool like an oil leak while at the same time wondering when the girl would shut her trap because she did the same fucking thing with her myspace and that if people did unfuck uglys with a computer program she would be out of a fucking job.

>>80505576
God damn Christina is thicc as fuck
Would fuckin smash

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>>80506411

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>>80506411
>her ugly fucking backside sticking out of that pool doughnut

I must question your sexuality

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Do you think Kevin regrets not hugging her?

>>80505576
fucking rekt

>>80506164
because you're actually insulting those guys' taste

>>80506536

no, but if you like that you are probably into traps now

>>80506536
I fapped to this image at least 100 times when I was 15-16 years old.

>>80506614
oh man, you can just see that jay likes em T H I C C

>>80506749

He's not smiling at all, he's in kill-mode.

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>>80505576
>Christina looks confused and sad

those feels ;_; I will cheer you up, Christina!

Even after all this time, you still are and forever will be my only waifu.

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>>80505576
BRUHS

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>>80505576
>Christina Aguilera is 36 years old now.

>>80506786
yeah, thats why he's checking her ass out two times in maybe four seconds

>>80506536
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>80505576
>this thread again

how many times has this been made?

how many days has it been?

years?

>>80505950
>who cant sing.

you have fucking brain damage, she has a fantastic vocal range

>>80505848

>some literally who, know only for being a fat nerd and making a single decent movie 25 years ago
>not acknowladging one of biggest pop stars of all time

yeah, I'm devastated by that. fat fuck probably dropped spaghetti in her presence

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>>80506840

The time takes it toll on everybody.

But we will always have memories.

>tfw you can't post majority of her dirrrrrty photoshoots since they contain nipples

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>>80507170

>>80505576
Christina is a slimy whore who shit out two kids for some rich ugly Jew.

>>80507170
Whatever. I liked Genie in a Bottle and Come On Over Christina more anyway.

>>80507630
Jesus chrsit

more

>>80507741
u mad h8r?

>>80507741
OK KEVIN

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>>80506840

speaking of 50 year olds

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>>80508737
>beaner

>>80505576
I don't see the point of this, I ignore"thicc" sluts like this all the time and they give the exact same look

>>80508737
Who's this?

>>80508987
salma hayek you fucking retard

>>80509028
literally who?

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You know what they say about aging.

Milk and Wine.

>>80505576
did Kevin Smith really sue image hosting companies into taking down that real paparazzi photo of him eating a block of cheese as he gassed up his SUV? I heard a rumor about that happening, and I posted that photo to my facebook account while it was hosted on imgur and it was removed for whatever reason - from imgur, not facebook.

>>80506967
Kevin Smith doesn't give a shit about some washed up pop star that is only famous for being someone people wanted to fuck.

Get over it.

>>80509922
The arm with the block of cheese is photoshopped in from a different image. So no, that probably didn't happen.

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>>80508737
literally all my HNNNNNNGGG
i'm so glad she did that before it got to late, her body is flawless

>>80510794
regardless of whether or not it's a photoshop, you can't find that image online anymore. and if you were to find it, there's a good possibility that you'd be unable to upload it to image hosting sites. Kevin Smith is the type of person to take legal action against a photoshop of himself.

>>80505760
It's a thinly veiled thicc christina thread

>>80506536
I've wanted to bury my face in that ass since that fhm magazine came out

>>80508795
She's part Lebanese

>>80511649
lol gross

>>80507741

Kevin is a slimy fat nerd who shits out 5000 worth of calories each day

>>80506536
that picture is glued into my mind

i bet ill remember it when im 80

>>80506108
Fuckin A

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19 year old xtina is hotter

>>80505576
>intentionally ignoring and snubbing the incredibly sexy and gorgeous christina aguilera
>meanwhile his wife is an ugly cunt
this manchild is the king of cucks

>>80506108
>YALL NIGGAS MAD AS HELL
wtf are we mad about?...
niggers are truly dumb as a bag of shit

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does kevin do yoga?

>>80505576
Why does he still dress like a child?

>>80512423
she is perfection

>>80512102
uh... duh!

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>>80513109

>>80508585
wtf i love black women now

>>80511210
I doubt that very much. There's plenty of fly-by-night image or other hosts that wouldn't have some kind of crazy CIA filter on them.

>>80506536
So many faps

>>80505848
>>80505950
Back to /co/ retarded manchilreen

>>80506108
im not going to take this anymore...

>>80512423
>yoga in makeup, earrings, sluttly clothing, and in front of a well placed statue of Buddha

She's so deep

>>80514346
not to mention the professional film and photography crews. that makes it especially deep.

>>80506614
Jays such a fucking pervert, look at him
What a creep

That sketchers ad with her as a cop arresting another christina aguilera bent over the hood of a car was my first fap

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

My fucking dick

>>80505576
I bet she still hates Kevin to this day

>>80514576
>like O M G, a man attracted to women

Half of the posts itt are buttmad womyn lel