if he were a laungry detergent he's be Sam Tide

he'd be a bucket of used mop water.

he really has let himself go since the show got cancelled.

If he was a complete pathetic failure of a comedian, he'd be Sam Hyde

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he'd be the shit the janitor needs to clean up

If he were balding he'd be Sa-

oh wait, he is balding

:P

>>81435994
If he was skinny we couldn't call him Sam Wide.

>>81436034
lel

>>81436325
just giant forehead you fagg

If he had a show it would be cancelled

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Sam Hyde is my hero

wow sam looks not so good

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>>81436520

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>>81435994
If Sam were sneering he'd be Sam Snide

If he was a white supremacist, he'd be Sam pride

>>81435994

When that jew got his show cancelled Sam Cried

if he was funny he'd be tim heidecker

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>>81435994
If he was a dishonest pig we could call him Ham Lied

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>Fuck Trump
What did he mean by this?

>>81438389
If he were needlessly violent against those who oppose him, he'd be Tim Heidecker Decker

>>81438431
He meant if John McCain and Bill Kristol are praising your actions, you fucked up.

the more i look at him and think about his thing the more i realize he (was) an IRL eric cartman

le andy kaufman rip off man

>people are getting made because Trump stood up to Putin for once
Not sure why drumpf tards suck Putin's dick.

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really makes ya think.

>>81435994
our man Sam needs to put a plan in his sketches/broadcasts
I see this a lot, he has funny shit to say and the way he says them, but he's all over the place.

me and sam have the same laugh :)

>>81438771
He can't do anything apart from vlogs and shitty vertical videos now that charls and nick have left him.

>>81438431
>punching holes in your wall

Why do white "people" do this?

>>81438826
His mannerisms and sense of humor remind me of one of my best friends growing up.

>>81438936
Relatively harmless outlet of pent up frustrations.

>>81438746
Is this serious or 18 layers of Irony

Does he really hate trump now?

>>81438982
>destroying your property
>harmless

White people

>>81439070
>destroying other peoples properties
niggers

>>81439070
>>81438982
>>81438936
americans dont take care of their shit in general

go to the hood, everyone has a fucking forest for a front yard

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somebody crown him

>>81436529
What was the need for the piss colored sky in that scene?

>>81435994
if he were a good writer and not a pandering one, he would be Sam Stillhaveashow Hyde

If he doesn't get his health insurance he'll be Sam died

>>81439025
even /pol/ turned on Trump, speaks for itself

>>81439318
all i remember from my days of being forced to play baseball was the color yellow for some reason. i fuckin loved the little detail from that scene with the guy in the background going "don't embarrass me" when the ball was going out into the outfield lol

>>81438389
now that's a funny joke

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>>81439025
>vote someone into office because they say they won't do a particular thing
>they do that thing

>>81438936
pro-tip

watch the videos before the cancellation and after, the holes weren't there

>>81439641
makes my neurons fire

>>81439025
I highly doubt he hates Trump.

>>81439691
why would he say such things then?

satire?

>>81439641
That's actually pretty sad.

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>>81436059
Have you seen early MDE?
This is just a trough in the sam wave.

>>81440141
I think its going to be one big trough now man

The biggest ridge had passed since the cancelation

>>81440494
His mistake was trusting the jew.

>>81440567
or just not showing his power level until he had become more established

>>81440567
Also naming the jew.

>>81440141
yeah if he ever stops selling copies of his doodle-book

he pretty much said himself that MDE as we know it is on hiatus for a while. in the meantime he's busy getting books printed and merch made so we can keep him out of the coffee shop

>>81440682
I met him at the DINDU in the bronx, he commanded a presence that could sell fish to an ocean. I don't know why he doesn't just go into sales.

He would be a great car salesman.

>>81440785
he was a car salesman

>>81438315
It fucking still hurts.

>>81439134
This.

>>81440893
Thanks for the drive by Reddit commentary

World Peace failed because it didn't have the best member of MDE in it.

>>81436059
doesn't he cultivate how ugly he looks for comedic effect? He's a strange looking guy, but his glasses, hair, and body type make him look almost not human sometimes

>>81440986
Only lefty hollywood type cuckbois bank on their good looks to remain in the media eyes. Sam doesn't need or avow that sort of behavior.

>>81440785
How does one obtain this presence

>>81440922
You're welcome.
Nigger.

>>81441053
but his facial hair looks like my pubes, he's actively trying to look like shit

>>81440951
DJ Kaos?

>>81440951
>>81441112

Kurush
KOO RAHSH
krush

>>81441060
Well for starters be 6'0+

Also have good posture always

And a deep loud voice

>>81441112
Sams mom

>>81441090
This is how natural facial hair looks, it's not Sam's fault you've got your mind on your genitals that everything you see you gotta associate with them.

>>81441152
this
and know how to frame random events into narratives really quickly to be able to tell stories on the fly

>>81441155
her line at the ending of sports is my favorite moment in MDE history
"you were on the lunch line at prom!"

>>81441236
she destroys him in that vid

>>81441324
>>81441236
he'd like to think he got the better of her in those years but his mom regularly handed his ass to him. prime material

>>81441324
Link

>>81435994
if he were a laundry detergent he might still have a show on adult swim

>>81441429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16DT-JAg9tk

its smarter!

>>81441495
"you're too stupid to be an idiot" sam hyde btfo

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>>81438746
Nothing wrong with not liking Trump now. Most people voted for what he stood for, and not the man. Better than Hillary. It would be another Obama, where most of the media would be always praising her actions.

>>81441667
What did Trump stand for that people voted for him for? Bonus points if you can answer without references Hillary.

>>81441729
>>81439476

>>81441729
non intervention? duh?

>>81435994
If he were funny he'd still have a tv show

>>81441495
he used to be such a silly boy

>>81441841
Trump was saying on the campaign trail, during the republican debates, that he was going to have boots on the ground, was going to 'bomb the shit out of isis', and seemed pretty war-hungry in his dialogue. I wouldn't refer to any of his rhetoric as really 'non-intervention' unless you want to refer to his tweets years before he ran for President.

>>81441957
>bomb the shit out of isis
ISIS

H E A L T H
I N S U R A N C E

>>81441983
Sure, but it's still interventionism. Besides he said he was going to take the oil fields that ISIS controlled. Oil fields that were in Syria- and were at one time Syrian.

do you think he has another show lined up? He did a poll recently for names for a potential sequel to WP but I havent heard of anything sense. I feel sad for him

>>81439476
>person has more intelligence available to them and changes their mind because of it
so two faced

>>81441878
That's not true, plenty of unfunny people have tv shows and vice versa.

>>81442105
They are going to try and pitch another show by the end of this year.

>>81442271
>to try and pitch
to who?

>>81441729
They said that they would focus on America.
It seemed like it was going to be an isolationist US.
They said they would not intervene in pointless wars like Iraq. They replaced "UMDs" in Iraq to "Chemical Weapons".

Talked about no regime changes. Already talking about a regime change in Syria.

Said that they would destroy ISIS. Is Aiding them. Oh I mean "rebels," used chemical weapons at least 50 times.

It's all Bullshit.

>>81435994

He looks like a giant fat weev

>>81442293
I don't know at the moment

>>81442293
His subreddit. They're gonna kickstart

>>81438746

but that costume was for the rutgers video he did

he wore it mainly as a joke

>>81441208
>natural facial hair

as opposed to what? a fucking face wig?

>>81438936

he kicks the wall, its in his Kickstarter videos

>>81441090
he's using rogaine on his face.

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>>81435994
If he was even half as talented as he seems to think he is he'd be moderately successful.

>>81438982
Yikes,

please get meds.

>>81435994
if he were a cheeky cunt he'd be Sam Snide

>>81440141
What is this from?

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>>81442618
Fuck off, kike.

>He's misbehaving, make him alter his brian chemistry!

>>81442769
Whoops, *brain. Can't take that embarrassment back.

>>81442618
You're a fucking milktoast faggot.

>>81442618
estrogen is real good at lowering male aggression

>>81442414
maybe not groomed or shaped or oils and shit?

I don't know I'm curious as well

>>81438936
Because white people can afford walls.

>>81435994
He looks like he's morphing into a middle aged Jew.

i've never seen anything from this guy. what should i watch?

>>81442618
kys numale

>>81436282
https://www.patreon.com/samhyde
>almost $2,000 a month
he doesn't need the show for money anon

>>81438936

munchausen syndrome

>>81442293
Al Jazeera

>>81442769
Not him but being a spazz is a not a sign of mental health or "manliness".

Sorry you can't control your emotions enough to not damage your property you girly little faggot

>>81438746
fuck you trumplets I'm on #HydeTrain now

>>81445001
damn 20k a year that sounds like a lot

>>81438936
It's really something that uncivilized white people do. Civilized white people have read their classical philosophy and have cultivated patience against anger.

>>81445001

a mcdonald's manager makes more than that

>>81435994
what would his name be if he was actually funny?

>>81446792

Sam Split-Side

>>81446792

sam hydecker

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>>81446021
It's doable if you own your house and your only bills are utilities and food and taxes, and you live in a rural area. It would be fucked to just live on that in NYC, though, while paying rent.

>>81435994
If he saw this thread he would be Sam Hide

>>81435994
Sam can't afford health insurance; Sam Died

>>81441729
All of the replies to you are meme responses. What Trump really stood for was contrarianism. The "I'm not part of the establishment so I'm special" crowd of teenagers who fantasize about evil organizations ruling everything but can't think of a practical solution to replace the evil establishment.

>>81445001
I'm a neet from a third world shithole and 20k a year is nothing.