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I know I'm late but I just saw part 2 of this mess. >

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I know I'm late but I just saw part 2 of this mess.

> Calls the cops on Princess over a TV
> has a kitty. It's probably been eaten
> literally OW MUH LEGS
> Pain medicine addiction

Why can't this fat fuck just die already?
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>>81435386
he's the most alpha person that has ever been on that show
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Because we pay for it, we can't execute him like we should and he knows it
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>>81435386

I STILL HAVE NO CLUE WHERE ALL THE MONEY CAME FROM FOR:

>the food for both brothers
>apartment in texas
>all the pizza and drugs in texas

HOW DID HE DO IT?!?!?!
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>>81435386
>Why can't this fat fuck just die already?

People keep paying to keep him fed and alive.

It's abuse really. Anyone who brings him more than 1500 cal a day for the next year should be charged.
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>>81435386
I got under 405 pounds at the gym yesterday just to try and imagine what these fat fucks go through. I'm 185 so that's ONLY about 600 pounds total. Fuck these losers.
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>>81435386
Genuine and wonderful people die of cancer and meanwhile this disgusting piece of shit is wasting his life away, covered in his own filth.
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> Why can't this fat fuck just die already?

God ter genetics. They checked him out and he isn't even diabetic
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PURE KINO
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>>81435463
The brother did an ama on r*ddit, the government covers most of Steven's expenses, even the apartment
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>>81435386
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>>81435386
my big fat life threads are the worset because no matter how many threads i look through, nobody ever posts any youtube links or webm like other shows. take jeeremy kyle or gordon ramsay for example, each thread is filled with youtube links, this never happens for this fat tv show.
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>>81436896
>The brother
Justin sucks. I used to not really believe the things that 4chan said about reddit. But then they fell in love with that piece of shit and now I know that 4chan was telling the absolute unvarnished truth when they disparaged the reddit userbase.
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anyone have a webm when his Dad states he can walk to the ambulance and he has a short rage fit?
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>>81437113
>the threads are bad because the viewers are commenting on recently aired broadcasts and TLC is being very careful not to put the videos online for several days.

It's not our fault, breh. If you really want to see it so soon pay the $2.
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Anyone else feel bad for the dad
He genuinely seems like a cool dude, I just want to have a beer with him
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>>81437113
We don't want to relive it, we want to just recall it
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>>81435386
HOLY SHIT NIGGER SPOILER THAT FAT FUCK, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT ON THIS BOARD
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>>81437229
eat at dinner table you loser
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>>81437184
The dad is the biggest piece of human dogshit, worse than Steven

"Ughh, I just want to get my son help! But it's so difficult some days"
>orders pizzas (plural) to be delivered by a chain thousands of miles away for his son in weight loss treatment to scarf down

Dad should be barred from contact with his kids. Not even kidding.
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>>81437184
>go to have a beer with the dad
>he asks if you like onion rings, and orders a basket of them.
>he only eats a couple of them, you eat the rest
>you start to feel woozy, something feels wrong
>you wake up chained up in a basement
>the dad is force feeding your basket after basket of onion rings
>you scream but nothing stops him, the onion rings keep coming
>Justin builds plastic models in the corner and chuckles at your cries for mercy
>you are now the third Assanti brother
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don't forget he is a wigger that plays with his own shit
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so did he make it after all? what do we know
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>>81436902
I feel bad for Steve Sr :(
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>>81437370
as far as I can tell watching this show via youtube. TLC become disinterested and stop all filming once youre on the right path
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This doesn't happen in countries that provide people with affordable healthcare.
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>>81435386
>final year of Uni so my diet is complete shit
>snacking all the time
>despite that I'm still skinny as hell

I genuinely don't understand. How much do you have to eat to get THAT fucking big?
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>>81437483
Fat fucks eat a LOT of snacks 24/7. Every portion they take is 10 times the size of any portion you'll ever take.
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>>81437370
Fuck no
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>>81436885
>those massive holes for piss jugs
his dick must be like a fucking pringles can
how can black bois compete?
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>>81437483

You're overestimating how much you eat.
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>>81437452
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>>81437603
>average BMI increased as more junk food saturated the market
really makes me think
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>>81437483
He eats about 9 large pizzas a day, so about 20k calories, also lots of coke and pepsi. He's a fucking tank though, walking with 800 pounds on him.
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>>81437654

So it's not her fault.
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>>81437680
What if he got MMA training?
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>>81437483
You're thinking of it wrong. Spend a couple months doing the following.
>weigh yourself
>start the day with a big meal
>notice that full and satisfied feeling.
>try to maintain it all day.
>repeat

Don't just satisfy for not being hungry. Try to be full all day.
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>>81437699

link to barcroft video
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>>81437116
Reading the ama reddit really are enablers to justin's bad habits. They gave him support in trying to lose weight but it's evident justin doesn't care and thinks that since he isn't like steven he must be on the right path since everyone is telling him good job.
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>>81437699
is that fucking batter
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>>81437833

Protein powder. TWO SCOOPS.
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>>81437699
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>81437718
Way ahead of you
https://youtu.be/RS9nsf3Mef8
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>>81436902
>Dad teases son about how he can't wait to see him get a tiny half-dollar sized hamburger and a single pea for a meal

>Buys his son pizza and can't even get a slice for himself.

Steve knows how to get revenge.
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that entire family needs to be taken out. including the father and justin. they're all a cancer to society.
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>>81437718
>Steven spars
>gets kicked in his lymphedema
>disgusting fluid errywhere
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>>81437770
Seriously. It's like
>Way to go with that hobby shop that causes you stress and distracts you from addressing your extremely serious weight problem.
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>>81435386
Is there a company that actually sells underwear that big or is it some kind of home made thing?
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>>81437948

>the skin on his opponents foot sluices off
>the bone and muscle beneath is steaming
>steven wins

is that a problem? no rules against noxious fluids provided they are physically part of you
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>>81437870
i dont want to look like a weirdo. i'll just take the moomoo
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>>81438022
That's not underwear that's a pair of shorts that has been bleached (probably to sanitize them).
Looks like something you could find at the big and tall store.
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>>81438042
>the skin on his opponents foot sluices off
Only if Steve is sparring against James K
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>>81435535
what the fuck are you trying to say? use English please
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>Steven gets his own apartment, pizza, and loads of drugs

Living the life desu.
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>>81438139

nah its a fashion thing

looks like damir doma ss15 to me
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the assanti bros are just r9k, they blame all their problems on some stacey (their mom)
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Remember when you could make fun of fat people on tv?
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>>81438243
*fat women

Fat men is fine to make fun of. Also nice taste in sitcom kino.
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>>81438276

Al Bundy really is /tv/ incarnate.
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>>81438176
>In English, doc!
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>>81437870
is this real life?
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>>81438176
Sorry, I guess you have to actually go outside your home to get to the gym. I shouldn't have expected so much from you.
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>>81438243
>>81438313

What I like about this is that ultimately the actors getting ribbed on are good sports about the jokes because ultimately al himself is the butt of a ton of jokes too.

They apparently used to get a lot of flack back then too but they didn't have social media like today so it was like "fuck off, deal with it.".
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>>81437452
That's like having a "booze cart" running around a rehab center. This man needs to be hospitalized because he can't control his eating and it's going to kill him. What are they thinking, honestly? Fuck him for being a piece of shit, too. But that goes without saying.
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>>81437870
guess this was when dr phil was trying to help him?
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>>81438479
How can a father so not-fat lets his kids get so fat?
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>>81438541
what can he do aboudit?
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>>81438559
Raise them up without giving them an icecream everytime they yelled about it?
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>>81438559
Stop feeding them.

NEETs with impaired mobility really shouldn't be able to get the number of calories necessary to stay that size.
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>>81438588
>>81438695
they will start shitting up the house
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>>81438476
Not everyone is at that hospital for an eating problem so why do they have to stop selling snacks because one fatass can't control herself?
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>>81438176
It sounds like he went to the gym and set up some weights at 400+lbs to try to experience their bodyweight
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>>81438476
>>81438737

>this man
>her

Ok, can we come to a fucking agreement on this?
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>>81438588
>>81438695
>dad leaves for work
>steal some cash and order 10 pizzas
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>>81438737
A hospital shouldn't sell anything unhealthy to anyone.
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>>81438814
>calories are unhealthy

lol
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>>81438559

get them sent to prison

then we can have fatkino part2: assantis behind bars

princess as the sassy guard, dr now as the prison psychologist, james as a fellow inmate and leader of the arrabiata brotherhood
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>>81438809
Yeah that does sound like it would be a problem, since Steven had previously stolen and resold stuff, and I'm sure he did with some of his pain meds too.

Plus he and his bro are adults and were probably on welfare/unemployment, which would give them access to their own foodstamp cards
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>>81438858
Justin please.
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How do people get this fat?

Bad genetics?
Mental illness?

How could someone eat that much?
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>>81438923

How can someone run a 4 minute mile?
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Serious question: my tv is broke down and i haven't watched it in more than a week.. What show is this?
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>>81438923
>eat pizza everyday in large quantities
>dont exercise
>have family or relative that enables this lifestyle for years
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>>81438973
Fast twitch muscle fibers
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>>81438809
>Letting them leave their rooms
>Letting them have phones
>Leaving cash around the house.

>>81438814
Nah, there are people visiting or people who can eat candy and snack food without ill effects who should be able to get
Some kid with cancer shouldn't be unable to get some cookies because some tub of lard who needs a gastric bypass isn't being compliant. But they could at least put those kinds of things in vending machines away from the weight loss ward, or at the very least tell the guy who pushes the snack cart that he isn't to sell to those patients or just to avoid that part of the hospital altogether.
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>>81438737
They shouldn't be allowed to sell that shit to the fat fucks in the wieght control ward. Fuck the trolley shouldn't even be going towards the weight control ward.

If those fuckers sneak a chip; they should be beaten. Every single time; after a few beatings moral will approve and the fat fuck won't be sneaking any more chips.

Fuck you're right therein the hospital; bet you can give him an extra beatin and he be fine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMiR4xFlXKg

the first kino
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>>81435386
y"allll Mindddd if I HIT THISSSS YEEEEEEEEEET *Dab* *Dab
*Double Dab* skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. No Litty Thotys on
ya boizzs senpai. nah scam skhit GAng gaNG swag *dab* skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
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>>81439016
It's not fat twitch fibers. It's endurance. Fast twitch is for sprinting
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>>81438923
little bit of both, plus people enabling you
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>>81437699
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>>81439390
>mfw I'm so autistic I thought forever that people where referring to highpoint heating thc oil when they talked about dabbing
I can't keep up with this negroid lingo
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I hope they do a follow up episode where he dies.
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Some updates since the episode

http://www.inquisitr.com/4127752/my-600-lb-life-steven-update/
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Anyone had download links to part one and two of this fat fucks episode?
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>Justin is a neck beard shutin
>Is able to open and run a miniature store

Is Steven Sr in the mob?
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>>81438923
he said he was eating 7 large pizzas a day at one point
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>>81435535
On deadlifts my knees start to become unbearable at around 450, I couldn't imagine walking around with that on my body and I weigh 240 already.
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Visit his brothers store and make him rich.

Steven will kill himself out of jealousy.

http://www.hobbyhavenri.com
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>>81441056
OH EEYYYY whats with the Italian american stereotype? just because hes a killer dont mean hes a mobsta
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>>81435386
>latex underwear
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>>81441150
>supporting a fat whale to spite a fatter whale

no thanks
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>>81441183
l-lewd
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>>81441526
welp I think I just found a new fetish
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>>81438923
Mental illness, bad childhood/parenting and enablers
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>>81435386
He looks bigger here than in part 1. This fucker gained weight holy fuck
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>>81437535
No, it's where the catheter empties into. Hos dick is probably basically a micropenis now due to hormone changed due to obesity
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>>81438923
he's fucking crazy https://youtu.be/a87SkHd77Rs
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>>81439433
...a 4 minute mile is pretty fucking fast don't you think
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>>81441150
>Go to store
Yes
>buy stuff
lol no
Be a bad customer. Complain a lot. Try to haggle. Talk a lot of shit on him. Do not buy things.
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>>81439762
isn't that what it means? what the fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3hBxlfupb0

steven was youtube famous years ago
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>>81438923
american genes
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>>81442019
i knew i'd seen him before
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How old is this guy?

I cant even tell.
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>>81442019
He sure was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIq3j9zRv28
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>>81437335
was it kino?
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>>81442019
>>81442178
his dr phil episodes are pretty good
>racism
>bullying
>yelling and swearing
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>>81437861

did he die?
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It's amazing what the human heart can handle.

I suspect that as of right now, this very second, this guy is heavier than ever.
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>>81442166
Early 30s
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>>81436896
>wagies actually defend supporting this shit
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How can people get so fat? How is it even possible to eat enough to get this fat?
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>>81437483
You overestimate how much you actually eat. I'm the same way, skinny as hell and always snacking on something, but once I started actually counting calories it didn't add up to much.
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>fat fucks can enjoy a life being hospitalized
>If I break a bone I'll lose every cent I've earned in 3 years of wage slaving

Thanks Murrica
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>>81442642
You can get on disability too anon. Learn how to work the system.
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This show proves that public-funded health care is a mistake. This wouldnt happen if there was such a thing as personal responsibility in this country.
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>>81441974
no it's some retarded arm movement that basketball americans like to do
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Can we just acknowledge that it's simply too expensive for most people to eat healthy?
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>>81442679
I wouldn't say it's a mistake. This just show one of the negative sides.
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>>81442867
>this b8

BRAVO PALTROW
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>>81442878
There are millions of people just like him leeching off the system that we'll never know about.

Poor people should be left to either adapt and overcome or die.
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>>81442867
not enough limes

I can't live off that tiny amount of limes
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>>81442867
That pic is fucking bullshit. She didnt go to Vons or Albertsons, she went to Whole Foods where everything is triple the price of a normal grocery store.
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Is there going to be a part 3?
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>>81442978
Yea, there's a poor peoples food store near me, I go there sometimes, shit is actually like 5 times cheaper there than mainstream food stores
wageslaves are such retarded cucks who will pay out the ass simply because they don't want to go to a store with poor people in it, it's hilarious
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>>81443148
>wageslaves
She's a fucking millionaire actress, she's on an entirely different level m8.
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>>81442944
>Poor people should be left to either adapt and overcome or die.
That's a bit harsh. There are always gonna be someone that is trying to leech the system but I think we should give everyone a opportunity.
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>>81438989
my 600 lb life
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Some of these people I just feel awful for and it makes me sad.

Steven just pisses me off.
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>>81442867

>no diet soda

dumb bitch will die off thirst before she can even finish that pathetic amount of food
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Anyone have that mega link? I have no other way of watching the episodes and I want to get in on making fun of steve
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>>81438728
Not if they don't fucking live there. Put them on the "homeless" weight loss program and see how that works out. Anything's preferable to living your life in servitude to an obnoxious human tick.
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>>81441150
Justin, fuck off.
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>>81443340
https://mega.nz/#F!e8pUTSyZ!EaK-ffkKeYVKXDUD4AS6kg
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>>81438243
>>81438313
>>81438458
I think the people who gave it so much flack were unaware that the show had female writers, or for example that Amanda Bearse (Marcy) was like a producer of the show. The whole NO MAM thing was her idea.

TFW people used to tolerate humor
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Is it wrong to feel bad for Erica?

Her family are dicks to her.
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>>81443656

Well no one hates women more than other women.
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>>81437861
>TWO SCOOPS.
>TWO

4 SCOOPS 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY C'MON!
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>>81443586
Which episode was that guy on?
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>>81443689
Yeah, I felt bad for her.

I understand that they cannot drop everything for her, but that doesn't mean that they have to be total dicks to her about every fucking thing.
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>>81443957
When I first saw that I thought he jumped off on purpose.
Once I found out he had a painkiller addiction, I became sure of it.
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>>81443689
I'm getting a little choked up to be honest.

You can listen to her voice and hear how miserable she is.
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There's a skeleton trapped in there somewhere. I hope he's alright
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>>81443148
>wageslaves are such retarded cucks who will pay out the ass simply because they don't want to go to a store with poor people in it
Description fits my older sibling desu
>geez anon why do you shop at Aldi just buy the things you want who cares about the cost
>waaah why do I have no money when I thought I was saving it with our monthly grocery delivery service
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>>81443957
I can't help but wonder how much that hurt. Would his weight cancel out the effect of the extra padding?
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>>81444133

Nigger, falling 2 and a half feet onto your ass wouldn't hurt a malnourished toddler, let alone a human walrus
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>>81444005
I was wondering if it was staged for the show (excusing him actually falling off), asking a 600+ guy to go out golfing and sit on a cart seemed a bit off
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>>81437870
Its hard to believe that these are the same species.
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>>81436859
Italians just dont get sick
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Anyone have a picture of the psychologist? He was really cute.
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>>81444133
I'm sure it was very painful. Remember how Boogie nearly broke his ass open falling off a chair.

Nevertheless I'm sure Steven was trying to milk it for any possible painkillers.
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>>81444133
You gotta act like it hurts that much until you get the Dilaudid shot.
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>>81444190
Human skeletons aren't made to carry that kind of weight. It wouldn't have surprise me if he broke his tailbone.
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>>81444027
>>81443689
Did you guys see the one where the woman has an autistic son named Keiko who trolls her all the time?

Kristen's episode.
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>>81437770
>Extemely possitive community causes irreparable damage with their good intentios
Every time, this is why we need anonymous posting, bullying and free speech.
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>>81441710
Let him fucking die.

Let him lay in his shit and piss until he gets an infection and dies that way.

This is would be the most ironic way for him to go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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>>81444352
How many times do you think he has fucked her folds while she lays there pinned down by her own weight?
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>>81442178
How is he alive.

And how could he possibly expect to get back to normal even if he lost 300 lbs.
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>>81441526
This is the Matrix reboot we need!
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>>81444552
0
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>>81444613
I think you underestimate the scum and villainy of autists.
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>>81441710
Where's the video of him calling to get them to come get his bedpan the first time? His fat, manipulative ass forget to record that part?
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>>81444352
>naming your son after a whale
>he becomes an obese autist
pottermore
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>>81437699
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>>81437948
>mma fighter punches Steven in gut
>hand gets caught in stomach and MMA fighter can't move
>he uses bodyslam
>not even he can get himself up
>opponent dies
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>>81444126
dude aldi is dope they are cheap and actually pay their cashiers a living wage
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>>81444193
They had to roll him up to his new apartment and the only way was to use a golf cart since he didn't want to walk 50 feet.
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>>81441710
This shouldn't be hilarious

it is
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>>81444060
he's safely tucked away inside, dont worry anon
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>>81438479
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>>81441710
>I DON LIKE DAT NIGGAH, I DONT LIKE HER!
>>
Where can I watch part 2? I NEED IT

Some kind anon PLZ help me
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>>81437603
THIS

All my skinny friends say they eat all they want and stay thin and then you look at what they eat and they never finish all their food.
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>>81438923
>my mom tried to feed me a salad when i was a kid and now i have PTSD
>I've been fat my entire life and my weight is a preexisting condishun
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>yfw there is a third Assanti brother living in the basement
>weighs 1000 pounds
>justin and steven are too afraid to speak his name
>once a week the father leads a live cow down there before retreating back upstairs
>they all consider this completely normal
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>>81444880
Jesus christ look at those shins! Look at his clavicle! his fat has warped his fucking bones!
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>>81444986
the wonders of trabeculae
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>>81438923
Enablers. The human body cannot get to above 300, unless you're over 6.5 feet/198 cm tall, on its own.
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>>81442867
SNAP is supposed to be supplemental, IE in addition to either your income if you work a low wage job, or other welfare benefits for food if you don't work. No one lives off that alone.
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>>81444457
>only two lil' eggrawls
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>>81438809
>steals cash from dead
>dad punshes sons into a bloody pulp

Problem fixed
>>
>>81435386
Seriously fuck TLC they still only have part 1 on the site. Reeeeee i want to watch part 2
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>>81437699
who is this t? she'd be great at parties
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>>81438923
a little of both, plus practice in eating a little more over a long time grows the stomach to fit more
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>>81445071
>tfw 320lbs
>6'9
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>>81437116
why the fuck would you think otherwise you fuckin newfag shit
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>>81445210
The dad already tried that and his son got him arrested and would only drop the charges if he bought him a large pizza.
>>
im fascinated by the idea of dissecting people this large

it would just be giant lumps of fat and some organs buried way deep inside right?

its literally just 10 inches of pure fat on their leg/stomach?
>>
>>81444983
a quick rundown on the 3rd assanti?
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>>81442867
L I M E S
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>>81444968
>my mom tried to feed me a salad when i was a kid and now i have PTSD

kek he actually said this iirc
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>>81445320

I don't want to get b& for posting "gore" (even though the mods leave up BLACKED porn for hours) but you can google "obese person dissection" and look at the pics and vids
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>>81445320
>its literally just 10 inches of pure fat on their leg/stomach?
There are still blood vessels around.
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>>81445320
Actually fat develops around all the organs so some of their organs would be inches from where they're supposed to be and the connecting tissue would be stretched thin (which is why morbidly obese people are in constant whole body pain)
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>>81445545

holy shit thats awesome
>>
Is this from the american Akira?
>>
>>81442867
>7 limes which contribute 3% of the calories yet 30% of the cost
Good job, need those mojitos every day after such a hard life
>>
I don't know why but it's the first time a reality TV show had me in shock when Steven called the paramedics after his dad had left him in the car to speak with the therapist.

Also the golf cart incident felt like much needed justice.
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LINK
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>>81442867
>7 limes
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>>81445205
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>>81444983
>>once a week the father leads a live cow down there before retreating back upstairs
There needs to be some kind of sacrificial ritual.
>>
>>81435426
fpbp
>>
>>81445281
Reddit is described in superlatively negative terms. I figured "nothing could be as bad as they say reddit is"
>>
>>81437699
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this one on right now with Erica is fucking heart breaking
>>
are there any other episodes that are just as good as the Assanti ones?
>>
>>81438479
his brother laughing at him for getting kicked out for being a cunt was so funny
>>
>>81437603
>tfw no hourglass 1910s gf
>>
why isnt episode 2 on torrent sites yet
>>
>>81445030
WHY IS HIS SPINE SO LONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>81446591
Nobody is going to be a big a trainwreck as les freres assanti, except maybe James K.

If you're looking for noncompliance
Penny is pretty good
Pauline is also pretty good
Lupe is compliant but she's a fucking mess to begin with.

Brandi and Kandi is good. They lose the weight but they have an incredibly strange inseperable twin thing going and there is a medical crisis during the show.
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>>81435386
I also just saw it.

Was disappointed that he started to get on track.

Where's my schadenfreude TLC?
>>
>>81437603
w2c qt 2000s gf
>>
Why don't they just stop feeding him? Give him the bear mini. What's he gonna do? Yell abuse? Good. That'll help him burn calories. Just make sure the room is soundproof or hell even give him an anaesthetic from time to time when the nurses go into clean him.

He's a fat fuck who can't even move his legs. Why are people so scared of him?
>>
the mental hoops these fatasses get forklifted through to tell themselves they are doing well is amazing
>>
>>81436902
His dad is such a fucking pussy. Why didn't he just take as much as he wanted? Leave that shitter with a slice or two and leave.
>>
>>81445590
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>>81437116
what subreddit was it?
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>>81435386
>has a kitty. It's probably been eaten
if it makes you feel better the cat is confirmed to be alive
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>>81436859
>pulls all his hair out twice in the show
>still grows back lustrously
not fiar
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>>81447387
Obviously, it was a joke.
It would take actual effort to kill and cook the cat!
>>
He had a livestream QA that was really bad
You can just tell he is still fat as fuck.
He was obviously high. He enjoyed the attention and fame he was getting.

Guy irritates me
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>>81441526
who is this
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>>81447466
Trinity
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>>81447250
>Why don't they just stop feeding him?
they did this, they put him in a hospital for like a month where he only got 800 calories a day and lost almost a 100 pounds. Then he started throwing piss at all the nurses and they kicked him out
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>>81436859
>They checked him out and he isn't even diabetic
Not true.
I can't remember where the video is but someone posted in a thread a few days ago that Justin is a bully and as evidence there was a youtube video where Justin was mocking Steven for drinking coke while diabetic. Steven shot back that Justin is diabetic too and should shut up, but then Justin replied that his blood sugar is under control with an A1C of 5.8.
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>>81447526
The give him anaesthetic. Also try and get a doctor to write him off as mentally unstable so that they don't get threatened for legal action.
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>>81447485
nigga...
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>>81445781
Right? I was like...great. You have 7 limes. I also see no meat, so you're making a veggie taco with no seasoning or protein? Well, I can only assume you're making a taco cause there are tortillas? But WTF are going to put in there? Peas and Yam slices? No thanks.

Also, for those of who are curious how food stamps work, when you live of Food Stamps, it's not the same as having money. All stores are restricted to what they can give you in exchange of food stamps. I'm wondering where....wait. Gwyneth Paltrow? Kek, where she went that gave her veggies for FSs. That's why people on FS are unhealthy and fat cause you're only allowed to get canned food and off brand cereals. Things with super high sodium and stuff like that.
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>>81441526
I never cared about latex until this moment
>>
nikki
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>>81435386
He is gay or bi, right?
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>>81447774
Dont you pretty much have to act on your urges before you can label yourself?
He is just something that nobody wants to have sex with, so it doesnt matter
>>
>>81447466
instagram/model is Dutch Dame
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>>81447810
>nobody wants to have sex with
i am sure there are people who would
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>>81447760
WTF is that? A mushroom? A potato?
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>>81447893
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>we have to make sure that we are extra dry
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>>81447885
half of the people on this show have wives and kids
its fucking tragic
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>>81441183
>>81441526
>>81441552
>>81444604
>>81447466
>>81447737
never been so happy to see that there are more latexbros on /tv/
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>>81447982
>half of the people on this show have husbands and kids
The men tend to be more solitary than the women.
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>>81447982
there's also fetishes. i mean, there are people who want to have sex with rotten bodies.
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>>81447885
guilty

>new ep coming up where chick is somehow pregnant, says she'll tell doctors to adopt he because she knows she won't be able to keep it at her weight

can't wait to see that one i'm interested on how she and her lover got it done,
>>
>steven you've gained 100lbs since your last visit, but we're going to put you on another program
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>>81448095

Also, if you've noticed, 8/10 women have black husbands. Juuuuust saying. But I do admit I roll my eyes every time they say "Oh I never minded her size. It was her eyes and smile I fell in love with."

Mmmmmhmmmm. Right.
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>>81448153
>believing the BBC meme
>its somehow possible for like 5% of the population to be married to like 40% of the population
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>>81448131
>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery>weight loss surgery
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>>81447345
>tfw so 'murican that your heart is a cheeseburger
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>>81435386
The producers are keeping that blob alive for ratings. Blame yourself for why this fuck is still alive. Once the show hits .5, *blade across neck*, he is done for.
>>
>"I don't think I'm depressed"
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>>81448370
Why don't you come down the hall with me?
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>>81444503
Fuck thats pretty horrible even by this mongolian pupetry site's standard
>>
>>81448370
>i quit
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>>81448198
He's not referring to the BBC meme, he's referring to the black people will fuck anything with a hole meme even if it is absolutely disgusting and especially if it's white .
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>>81448574
Oh i see.

That seems to be a truthful meme.
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>>81448551
I've only watched James K and Steven. Is Steven the most mentally ill guy in the series?
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>>81448551
This is the thing that bothered me the most
He kept saying how he "quit" using drugs and how far past his addiction he was.

I grew up with alcoholics who would spout the same stuff trying to convince you and themselves that they dont have a problem any longer. Then they will immediately go for a drink when they get alone time.

They didnt address the drug use towards the end, even though he clearly still abuses
>>
>>81437335
This would actually make for a cool horror film
>>
Steven is truly scum of the earth and the sooner he dies, the better. Literally nothing worth redeeming about that giant rotting piece of shit.
>>
What would you do /tv/? When your 800 pound sister is asking you to sell your boat for the money so she won't die.
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>>81448991
I'd sell that boat, which fucking sucks
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>>81448991
put a wet blanket over her face while she slept.
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>>81448701

The fuck is wrong with his legs
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>>81448991
lose it in a boating accident and fish it out later
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>>81449082
He weighs 800 lbs.
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>>81435386
>this thread again
When the fuck are we getting a reality TV board so you shitters can talk about this disgusting circus there.
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>>81441150
whois info for that site.

I bet if we spammed his house with pizzas he'd actually accept and pay for them.
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>>81448991
I'd tell her that being on my 600 lb life is all about paying for the life saving operation by selling your dignity, and since she's doing that I can keep my boat and she'll still survive.
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Watching this show right now because you fucks won't stop shilling it. What am I in for?
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>>81449218
Wait, they get paid to be on the show??? I don't think so. MULEGS guy had to start a IndieGoGo fund for himself and couldn't raise 400 bucks out that.
>>
>>81444503

Scaphism is fucking brutal.
>>
>>81449183
>The Assanti's house value has decreased $100K since 2006 according to Zillow.
Steve Sr. just can't buy a break.
>>
>>81449229
An appropriation for your life as your one thought going through your head will be "I'm not that size, it could be worse, I'm not that size, it could be worse".
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>>81449229
hilarity but also amazement that people like this exist on the same planet as you
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>>81449229

KINO
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>>81449326
That's more due to the country-wide housing bubble crisis, which started in late 2006
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>>81449285
>Wait, they get paid to be on the show??? I don't think so.

Not only do they get paid to do the show, the program provides the healthcare and food for free as part of the program.

If they could actually afford a specialist, why wouldnt they just go to one? You think its fun to be paraded like a piece of trash to be made fun of on national TV?

Also not how everyone drives shitty cars in the beginning of the show, and ends up with nice shiny brand new cars at the end
>>
>>81449345
Whoever did this, you have an art talent my friend.
>>
>>81442978
I'd agree, but it says Safeway right there
>>
>>81448370
>>81448551

I must say his face is impressively slim for how fat he is
>>
>>81437139
What does he say in that scene? Something about 'wishing on a miracle'?
lol
>>
>>81443148
I now pay for an Uber in the US because apparently, here the people who take a public bus are the absolute bottom of society.
>>
>>81449364
He still picked a bad time to buy (2006) with two useless NEET sons to support. I'm sure the value will go down further when the damage that the boys have done to the interior is factored in.
>>
>>81449345
Does someone have a webm or youtube link to the full scene of steven falling off the golf cart?

Lazy bastards still haven't put part 2 on their site yet
>>
>>81448701
yes, by far
>>
Can someone please post the webm of Steven "falling" off the golf cart?
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>>81449497
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>>81449495
Essentially every single person who owned property in 2006 got hit hard, with many house values falling below what the owners paid for it by a large margin.

It's not really something the average person could have predicted. Up until 2006, housing and housing bonds were some of the most secure investments a person or bank or stock trader could make.
It was a gigantic scam being propped up by the major banks. It was completely invisible to people like you and I until the crash actually started.

Yes, it was a bad time for him to buy. But at the time he bought it, it was one of the safest investments you could have made.
>>
>>81449285
Do they look like 4chan mods? Did you really think they'd do it for free?

>my life fucking sucks.
>I think I'll let TLC film me taking a shower and eating 8000 calories in a single sitting.
>Nah, I don't need any compensation for this.
>>
>>81449400
>You think its fun to be paraded like a piece of trash to be made fun of on national TV?
Yeah, I think Assanti actually revels in the slimelight—he's clearly addicted to attention almost as much as food
>>
>>81449542
Thanks mate
>>
>>81449285
Of course they pay them, you fucking dipshit. They're reality tv stars. The show is about them. You are too stupid.
>>
no way this "shop" was for real
>>
>>81449660
Justin agreed to be on the show simply to get paid. He didnt want to get better, he wanted to build his own business
>>
>>81444133
Nigga i'm underweight and fell outta my chair and hard ground and it fucking hurts.
>>
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>>81449400
It seems that Justin actually has made difficulty for the family by not doing his end. Which is funny because he talked about how Steven was going to mess everything up and keep him from being able to get treatment.
>>
>>81449542
He did it on purpose
>>
>>81449660

But, but, but, I thought it was like Intervention or Hoarders, like at the end you just get that push to go through it and get the help. Like it's an important documentary so other people can see how awful everything is so you don't do it too.
>>
>>81449721

https://www.yelp.com/biz/hobby-haven-pawtucket
>>
>>81449724
See
>>81449749
Justin's refusal to cooperate is a fly in the ointment.

Steven being a trainwreck is ok, it still makes for footage. Justin's "Turn it up to 11" school of weight loss isn't a way to make footage.
>>
>>81449749
>steven blaming his brother for his failure

yeah it was definitely justin
>>
>>81449753
They get paid for both those shows.
In the case of intervention, their payment is the rehab. A cost of $30,000+ for a month at a in-patient rehab is fairly standard.
>>
>>81449766
>https://www.yelp.com/biz/hobby-haven-pawtucket

Oh wow. It's real. Like the Mecca for /tv/ to make a pilgrimage to, buy a shitty Japanese robot kit that's not a Gundam and then touch the Steven for good luck on his belly or beard or hat.
>>
>>81441526
So this is why people like latex
>>
>>81449816
Well, Steve is going to be a fucking mess no mater what.

But I feel obligated to point out that among fatties appearing on this show we have never seen fewer calories eaten or fewer square inches of flesh exposed than by Justin Assanti. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he failed to fulfill the terms of the contract with TLC.
>>
>>81449766
How can that shit make money. It looks embarrassing and had like 20 stock kits to sell?

Why would anybody go there instead of amazon or some other big onlineshop?
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>>81449931
People would go there to play games.

But he quit hosting it because he's not sociable enough to maintain that kind of thing.
>>
>>81449229
I also gave in after seeing all this fatkino posting and holy dogballs am I hooked. It's the Platonic idea of reality TV. It's obviously not fake because these lardasses are actually this fat and I literally cannot look away from the screen even when they're showering or doing something equally repugnant
>>
>>81449966
>But he quit hosting it

I didnt look up his shop, but you HAVE to host games and tournaments if you want to survive.
It didnt look large enough to host game nights to me though

Its one of those kind of small stores that your clientele will pay extra to support the store.
It gives everyone a place to get together and enjoy themselves.
If you dont make it a great place to hang out, nobody will give a fuck and youll go down the shitter
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>>81449749
lol, what a faggot. He makes videos mocking the taxpayes for paying for his healthcare. Then he fucks his life up even more and begs money from the same people he mocked .
It feels me with great pleasure to see this drug-addict resorting to begging
>>
You know James watched the episode and said "At least im not Steven"
>>
>>81442867
>Not enough limes

Seriously its not that fucking hard people.
>15$ for a 10 Ilb bag of rice that'll last 2-5 months depending on what you eat
>Beans (like 70 cents a can, or you can get the bagged kind)
>Occasionally chicken (like $7 for 5 frozen breasts)
>Vegetables
>Peanut butter or tuna sandwiches
>Repeat

Did this all through college, groceries cost me like $20 per week. Shit, I still eat like this for 75% of my meals; easily able to make gains and save a shit ton of money.
>>
>>81450174
>implying James doesn't envy Steven for having marginally less shitty legs than him and being able to stand up and even walk.
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>>81450321
>15$ for a 10 Ilb bag of rice that'll last 2-5 months depending on what you eat

Where the fuck are you shopping? I just bought a 25 pound bag for $9.
>>
>>81450343
Is James the /r9k/ incarnate kid enabled by his mom who pooped himself
>>
>>81435386
He has some severe psychological or brain problem(probably a combination of sperg and NPD) and needs extensive mental therapy before he can fix his body.

Still, he makes Chris chan look like a Chad by comparison
>>
>>81450521
James screams "muh legs"
He is enabled by his girlfriend of over 20 years
He has 2 children with her
Despite his inability to walk, she fears angering him by failing to bring food tasty enough and in great enough quantity to make him happy.
Being near him and his odor is so bad that it caused his father to suffer a stroke.
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>>81450422
Depends what kind of rice it is. Like Indian Jasmine rice is way cheaper than Korean Sushi rice.
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>>81450422
Costco/Aldi
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>>81450521
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>>81445141
You can't expect /tv/ to understand these things
>>
>>81450836
jesus christ for the a split second it looks like they were pulled a wad of yellow slime out from his legs I don't think I've ever been so relieved to properly identity something as a yellow rag in my life
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>>81449137
>Bots
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>>81445141
>SNAP is supposed to be supplemental, IE in addition to either your income if you work a low wage job, or other welfare benefits for food if you don't work.
This part of the post is absolutely true.

> No one lives off that alone.
This part of the post is not true. People will try to get food stamps to cover their entire food budget before letting it cut into the cash they use for cool shit like cigarettes and booze.
>>
>>81450321
Try this with kids dummy
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