>watching movie with parents >sex scene comes up >mom

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>>82551169
>sex scene comes up
>dad tells me to cover my eyes
>I peek through my fingers anyway

>>82551169
>parents could care less when someone gets decapitated on screen
>covers my face when boobs come on tv

Puritan values at their best.

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>Watching movie
>Sex scene comes up
>Mom starts humping my erect cock while dad watches and cries

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>>82551605
>cucked by wife's son

>>82551532
You sly doggo

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>dad walks in on me one night in the living room, rewinding the rape scene in Hollow Man over and over while masturbating
>frantically cover up and we stare right at each other
>he doesn't say anything and just walks out
>the next day I hear him talking to my mom about how he wants to buy me a TV/VHS player for in my room
>he does

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>Idris Elba scene comes on
>mom starts breathing heavily and crosses her legs
>ask her for remote so I can change the channel
>says she doesn't know where it is
>notice remote looks 7/8 bleached the next day

My mom still berates me for watching sex scene, I'm 25 for fuck's sake.

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>watching erotica with family
>mommy puts her bare feets on my lap

want to find the name of something I used to watch as a kid. I was about 7 years old. It wasn’t a whole movie but it was just a chair where a woman was sitting. A whole lot of snakes came out of her v—– and came up and bit a lot on her boobs, and 1 went in her mouth and she licked it. I really hated it but my family kept watching, and we didn’t have computers yet, so I had to watch it. They laughed a lot and put my face on the TV so I had to see it close up.

I haven’t seen it in about 30 years but I need to see it again because I think this is why I hate snakes, and if I watch it, I can snap out of it. There wasn’t music but there were 2 guys in the background playing bongos and you could hear it. It sounded like “Tap tap” instead of music. And a cowboy guy was hitting the snake woman with an extra snake (dead.) Don’t know if he was a real cowboy or just wearing the hat.

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>>82551169
>gay sex scene comes on
>parents cover my eyes
>end up gay anyway

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>rape scene comes on
>little sister starts licking her lips

>>82551973
move out of home faggot

>>82551756
your dad's a top lad desu

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>sex scene comes on
>mom glances at me and bites her lip

>sex scene comes on
>stop breathing
>sex scene still not over and I need to breathe
>try to breathe quietly
>mom sees me
>makes eye contact

>At grandparents house
>Sex scene comes up in movie
>Grandpa asks "Are you allowed to see this?"
>"uuhm, yes?"
>"Okay then"

>sex scene comes on
>dad asks me what I think, probably trying to figure out if I'm a faggot
>did not turn out a faggot

The system worked.

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>>82552597
>stop breathing when a sex scene comes on while watching with parents
I did this too.

>>82555024
What did you say to him?

>>82551644
>>82551605
HAL EMMERICH