y/n? and why will it bomb?

>>83143312
It won't.

>>83143334
make its money back ye

It will be kino but only discerning cinephiles will go to see it. Meaning it will bomb and all of the brainlets will go to the latest capeshit instead.

>Besson movie
>not bombing
maximum kek

Good to see that Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle is working again.

The name is just awful.

>>83143462
A pleb filter title is a positive thing if you're making art.

>>83143462
y

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>>83143428
Even fucking Lucy made a profit. LUCY!
Do not underestimate the business acumen of Besson, the man has been producing directing and writting movies for almost 4 decades

I'm seeing it.

It's not going to be able to compete with Spider-Man: Homecoming and War for the Planet of the Apes.

why they keep pushing cara as an actress

>>83143312
Isn't that the question of the day

strong no

I don't remember Valerian looking like an awkward twink

It'll do okay but not well enough to get a sequel.

>>83143627
Calling it now all three will under perform.

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i may see it for my boyfu

>>83143627
>War for the Planet of the Apes
people care about that rehash series?

>>83143312

It will bomb spectaculary but it will become a cult classic, I'm going top watch it I'm hype for a non-capeshit big budget film (yes I know that is based on a comic) and the trailers look good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcIlQFPbPnM

>>83143312
Fucking eyebrows is going to get herself involved in another shitshow.

>>83143312
looks like off-brand bullshit

Only interested if Cara has a topless scene.

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>>83143977
>>83143312

>mfw in the end of Paper Towns she just friend-zones that beta protag that was obsessed with her

>>83143977
It has name recognition going for it.

>Luc Besson
Dead on Arrival

>>83144243
In plebland maybe. International audiences still have a taste for auteurkino and don't exist purely on superhero quipshit.

>>83144369
>>83143394
are you practicing to shill for Warner Brothers?

>>83144369
It's not releasing in China. Everything else is insignificant.

Cara and Dehaan both look like retards, so maybe retards will flock to see them on screen.

>$180m budget

what the FUCK did they mean by this

>>83143701
Because she wants to be an actress and her rich family is paying studios to hire her.

>>83143394
This should be new copypasta

>>83143312
Probably as good as John Carter. No one wants to watch these old classic shits with the most predictable boring stories and tons of CGI.

And worse is Besson, who writes films like a 15 year old having a mindwank.

They paired a really weird couple of actors. Dehaan is an amazing actor, while Cara is a generic wannabe an actress and can't act.

>>83143312
DAMN CARA LOOKS LIKE THAT??

The madman is going to crash the entire french industry with no survivors

>>83144657
>the entire french industry
isn't it sofcore porn anyway already?

>>83143312
I'm excited, it looks like they're actually trying to make a true space opera, without giving one single fuck as to whether or not it's believable.

Also the Gangsta's Paradise chorus in the latest trailer was baller.

>>83144569
>should be
hello newshit

Incest subtext?

>>83143312
Will probably be John Carter tier

cara a cute y/n

>>83145240
y

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New trailer is ballin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9BrQrkPWr4

>>83143312
it looks cool. i wish practical effects were taken advantage of more but all in all it looks like a good movie.

>>83143312
Could be good, I predict a 76% on rt

Gonna bomb hard because of its boring leads.

I want to __________ Cara Delevigne.

DUBS DECIDE

>>83143312
Half the budget was spent on giving eyebrow girl some CGI tits.

>>83143312
I don't know and I also don't care but I want to jerk off to her wearing his shirt. I mean, look at his shirt! I love hawaii.
I will just leave this here:
http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

>>83145607
kek
>>83145567
cum on the eyebrows of

>>83145517

It won't.

Who the fuck goes to see movies just for the actors anyways?

>>83143312

Will likely bomb because the concept will make zero sense to anyone who hasn't read the comics, and probably not much sense to them either given how the script is just a mish-mash of said comics, and of course that $200 million production budget.

Perhaps China will save it ?

>>83143312
Not a preexisting property, cmon now this is easy mode

>>83143701
THEY SHOULD REALLY STOP, SHES FUCKING TERRIBLE

SUICIDE SQUAD WAS HILARIOUSLY BAD

>>83143312
>ACT

>>83145697
>Will likely bomb because the concept will make zero sense to anyone who hasn't read the comics

you mean like gotg

>>83144112
EXACTLY LIKE THE 5TH ELEMENT

>>83144526
ITS GONNA BOMB BUT ITS GONNA BE GREAT IN THEATER

>>83145779

>you mean like gotg

The 'concept' of gotg is 'my mommy died and I went to space to have a blast', you can be passed out drunk and still understand that concept.

>>83145440
Is it just me or does the music sound like the choir part of Morgenstern by Rammstein?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a16g_morgenstern_music

>>83145966
gangstas paradise

>>83145898
and the concept of this is 'secret agents in space'.

it's not exactly complicated.

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post yfw its gonna bomb

Isn't that the question of the day?

>>83146055
>gangstas paradise
Oh fuck you're right. I'm getting "choir deaf" in my old age.

>>83143312

Weirdo face playing Valerian, and box-body Delevigne playing Laureline. Talk about miscast.

>>83146271
COME TO THINK OF IT THEYRE ALSO BOTH WHITE

IN 2017 HOW IS THIS ACCEPTABLE

BESSON IS A RACIST

>>83145672
Normies. Which is like 80% of movie goers. Why do you think Robert Downey is the biggest thing on the new iron man poster?

>>83145567
be the eyebrows of

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I'm going to see it at least three times, I want to help my waifu as much as possible

>>83146457
london

looks amazing. I'm enthralled by this movie. Like avatar, but better, and cooler.

>>83145567
be the eyebrows of

>>83146457
isn't she a rich model or something

>>83146341

What's that got to do with anything, retard?

Cara is the definition of nepotistic shitter. She would be sucking cocks in a brothel somewhere if it wasnt for her rich and connected parents.

>>83143701
she's a better actress than Gal Gadot at least

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>>83146632
>DIVERSITY NOT BEING THE #1 PRIORITY AND ENTIRE PURPOSE OF MOVIES

UMM MAYBE YOU DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE SWEETIE BUT ITS 2017

THE REAL QUESTION OF THE DAY IS WHY ISNT CLASSIC DANE A BLACK MALE

I haven't gone to the movies in decades, but I'm actually going to go see this one movie.

>>83145697
>Perhaps China will save it ?
china bankrolled it.

>>83146760

NO one mentioned coons, anon. Are you off your pills again?

>>83145567
shave the eyebrows off

>>83143462
the name is the best thing

>>83146906
THATS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM YOU RACIST

YOU AND BESSON, RACISTS

BET YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP AND HIM FOR LEPEN

this movie is literally a yolo movie for luke besson's studio. If it's yolo, it's gotta at least be alright.

>that push up bra
lol cara please

>>83145567
compact bowie knife

>>83145567
anally rape

>>83146457
She is talentless, spoiled bitch with a fridge body.
Shit taste

>>83146713
That's a real fucking low bar m8.

If it does not bomb, we'll be closer to Metabarons bande dessinée-kino

>>83143312
no, and it'll bomb because of her

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>>83145567
spank

>>83148349
>>>redd*t

>dude i actually have tits

>dude i actually have a healthy hair line

>DUDELMAO

>>83143312
It actually looks pretty interesting from what I've seen. So is the "City of a Thousand Planets" actually an interconnected city made up of hundreds of celestial bodies? How does that work? Or is it just a metaphor?

>>83144078
That Green Goblin kid looks like he sleeps less than Vince Vaughn.

>>83145567
Kiss the neck of

>>83148671
I don't actually know, but I assumed it meant the city consists of species from at least a thousand planets.

>>83145440
Damn, that looks good. I hope it'll not bomb. Main concern is that the american actors nowadays almost never get out of their comfort zones (or the directors afraid to 'damage' them or w/e), so they will have to bring character to the thing by other means.
But above that, im glad our Carachka is getting more serious (in a way) roles.

>>83143312
>two insufferable, talentless fuckfaces
I hope it crashes, eats shit and dies burning.

>>83144078
the music sounds familiar

>>83148953
found reddit

>>83148288
Well done sir, this is perfectly fine with me

>>83145567
throatfuck

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>>83144078
how could anyone still like this CGI drivel shit in 2017?
It looks like a god damn video game.
CGI does fucking nothing for me these days since I've seen so much of it in the past two decades. On the contray, it starts to repulse and annoy the fuck out of me

>>83148288
best dubs

>>83148288
>IMPLYING THERES ANYWHERE ELSE

SHES A BOY (MALE) AND ANYONE WHO LIKES HER IS A FAGGOT (MALE)

>>83143701
This. She's freakishly ugly. Nice rack though. Unless thats also an optical illusion like her modeling photos.

>>83143701
This, how many movies will it take for her to realize modeling is all she has

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>>83145440

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>>83149983
ME ON THE LEFT

>>83145240
y

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>>83143312
>220 dollars budget

It'll flop. The target audience for this movie doesn't even know who the fuck Luc Besson is. They don't even know who's directing whatever movie they're watching. This looks like one of those shitty YA movies that plagued cinemas after Hunger Games, like Maze Runner, Divergent and The 5th Wave. It also evokes some Sharkboy & Lava Girl feelings due to its visuals.

It'll flop hard but I hope it's a good movie. I like Dane Dehan. I think he deserves to be in successful movies more often.

Pic unrelated.

this would be this generation star wars

>>83148590
>>>tumblr

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>>83143701
I doubt this is a director's doing. Seems like studios are pushing her for some reason. The original director of the now postponed The Little Mermaid movie left the project 'cause she wanted someone and the studio pushed Chloë Moretz. Moretz ended up leaving the project anyway.

>>83150409
>the studio pushed Chloë Moretz
Why?

>>83148969
I think its a slowed down sample of whatever was used in Gangsters Paradise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c

>>83150521
The girl the director wanted had no previous experience in acting. It was an 100% no name. I guess they were friends or something. Moretz is recognizable.

>>83143312
Yes
White people.

>>83145567
kill niggers

>>83143462
>>83143522
>>83143561
>>83146977
Nah its shit. Should just have been called Valerian and Laureline.

>>83150233
I think the budget was more that 220 dollars anon.

>>83148898
It's a french film.

>>83143312
>cast two leads that look noticeably alike
>they're not meant to be related
what did he mean by this?

>>83143312
I hope it doesn't because he's a confirmed /tv/ poster

Reminder that we know you're here Dane.

>>83143977
just because you're a plebeian doesn't mean the newest ape trilogy won't be the greatest thing sense lotr

>>83143312
Looks neat
It's not a very impressive name, so I'm tempted to say that it will be a mediocre failure rather than a flat out bomb. As someone who only recently saw The Fifth Element for the first time, I really hope it doesn't

I'm pretty excited for it but none of my normalfag friends are interested or have even heard about it when I ask them.

it's gonna bomb, unfortunately.

>>83146457
c u t e

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>>83153411
Shut up! No I'm n...I mean, no Dane isn't!

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I've seen the trailers lately on TV. I think it looks good, and I hope it does well. This has the potential to be some fun space opera.

And fuck you, I like Cara, and I don't care what you say

>>83143312
>>>/biz/

the valid /tv/question is

will it be kino?

>>83143312

I'll see it if gets a decent Rotten Tomatoes score or gets good word of mouth.

>>83154181
>trusting pleb tomatoes

>>83143312
INSTANT CULT CLASSIC

>>83153225
>220 million dollars

Fuck. Oh man, I laughed so hard. Thanks.

>>83145567
never again see

>>83144112
>dc/marvel/disney cuck detected
kys fag

>>83143977
The Apes reboot has been solid.