ITT: Write a new Simpsons episode

>>83237230
na, sounds pretty gay to me desu

>>83237314
It's not gay, it's topical.

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>>83237230
Simpsinners and Saints

>Bart decides to skip church one day and meets a fellow troublemaker (special guest star Justin Roiland!!) Who convinces him that God's not real
>Bart becomes an atheist and begins violently taunting the Flanders family and committing acts of vandalism in the name of science
>Bart then beheads Mr. Burns for being a climate change denier (and a dumb Republican lol) and is promptly sent to prison where he awaits execution for murder
>At the last minute, Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson swoop in and convince the warden that Barr is actually justified in his bloodletting due to Mr. Burns being a cis white Christian male
>Reverend Lovejoy then realizes the errors of his ways and gives an impromptu sermon explaining that even atheists go to heaven and religion is more of an abstract but still dangerous idea
>roll credits to sex junk

B Plot
>Otto hits Ralph with his bus

Yellowed

>homer finds out about marge's first marriage(celebrity guest star jordan peele)
>bart tries out for basketball team but fails and ends up becoming the mascot, clucky the cuckoo bird
>lisa runs for class president and gets the most votes, but loses due to an archaic and false system

>>83237517
>>83237230

so you guys have some hangups huh

>With open relationships on the rise in Springfield, Homer starts a business building cucksheds. However, he soon realises he will need one for himself when Carl starts banging Marge.

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>>83237517
This is brilliant.

>>83237230
marge gets BLACKED while homer records it lol

All Uber Springfield
>Homer becomes an Uber driver and picks up Fat Tony a few times, and becomes affiliated with gang activity, delivering 'goods' for Tony and other mobsters to other each other. rewarded generously, Homer buys gifts for the family and tries to avoid telling Marge where he is getting the money from
>Bart develops a crush on a religious girl while he is at a church picnic that Marge made him go to. He founds out that she is super devout and secretly mocks her behind her back, Milhouse gets jealous and secretly records him mocking her, hoping that she will get with him in return
>Plot twist: the girl's father is a mobster that Homer is delivering 'goods' for

>>83237758
epic

Homer becomes a conservative pundit on Fox and endorses Ted Nugent's Presidential bid as the Republican nominee. Homer wears a gravy boat on his head as part of the gimmick.

The episode ends when Homer realises the Republicans are evil (thanks to Lisa) and gives up his TV show for the good of the country.

>Martin comes out as trans and Lisa helps him fight for equal female rights in Springfield elementary, which is opposed by the vice president.
>Guest starring Mike Pence and Bailey Jay.

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>Marge Gets A Bull

>Homer learns about Open Relationships and suggests to Marge one night that they should try it out
>Marge is disgusted at first but after Homer rationalizes how it'll actually make them closer than ever she says they can try out
>Turns out Homer fails in trying to get any women, Marge on the other hand finds a new stud who moved in (voiced by Idris Elba)
>Homer is upset at first but finds himself enjoying it once Marge invites him to watch
>Subplot: Moe has to deal with cheapskates coming to his bar for Free Wifi

16 years after the mysterious death of Moe, the Simpson's family excavate his abandoned house looking for food. Lisa discovers a mysterious room which houses a now revived prehistoric spores in the air, which she inhales. The spores have heavy hallucinogenic properties, which causes her to feel bugs crawling within her muscle tissue, and see visions of the moon hurling towards Earth. Bart catches wind of this, and he and Marge, the only surviving members of the outbreak, light the house on fire in an attempt to destroy the spores and the now infected bodies of their beloved family.
B plot: 16 year flashback of Moe fixing the bar.

ITT: plots too nuanced for the Simpsons

>>83237637
The first one honestly sounds like a real episode.

Have the simpsons joined the circus yet?

>>83238984
Which one do you mean? They both sound like alt-right whining.

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>>83237517
>B Plot
>>Otto hits Ralph with his bus