Ben Shapiro and Mara Wilson are cousins

elliot rodger was the son of peter rodger famous british filmmaker and photographer.

sam harris is the son of susan harris- who was co-executive producer of the golden girls and its spinoff

>>83405444
I wonder if they get along at family reunions.

>>83405700
Probably not: Ben would accuse her of being liberal cancer

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>>83405444
what happened?

>>83405762
She should dye her hair purple and work for BuzzFeed.

>>83405762
puberty

>>83405444
Amy Schumer and Chuck Shumer are cousins. Even more reason to hate them both

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>>83405444
Siblings

Larry Wachowski & Andy Wachowski are sisters

Kate and Rooney Mara are sisters
Their dad's family owns the New York Giants
Their mom's family owns the Pittsburgh Steelers

Ariel Winter is the sister of Jimmy Workman, the guy that played Pugsley in the Addam's Family movies.

>>83405762

jew genes

>>83405762

Post a shot of her body. She's hot as fuck.

>>83405943
Kek

>>83406008
What the fuck?

>>83405762
She looks like the cute office secretary desu. A little homely, sure, but I see potential. Lay off the coffee, get some teeth whitening, and get a nose job and boom! you got a decent woman.
>>83406068
Now I'm curious. Do it.

>>83405444

The late Miguel Ferrer was George Clooney's cousin.

>>83405444
it has more to do with there only being so many rich people in the world. Only so many people can approach academia or the entertainment industry with a golden parachute.

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Ethan Hawke, Miguel Ferrara and Rocco Sifriedi are blood brothers

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Lily Allen is Theon Greyjoy's sister

Nicolas Cage is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.

Jake Gyllenhall and Maggie Gyllenhall are siblings.

>>83406339
>naming yourself after a black comicbook character

>>83406300
I'm seein' double here! 4 ROCCOS!

>>83406377
their dad directed an ep of twin peaks season 2

Blake Lively is Goldie Hawn's unattractive and untalented relative of some sort who cares

>>83406406
topkek

>>83406300
dont forget that dude from sugar ray.

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>>83405762

Eric Roberts plays the role of Emma's father.

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Amy Schumer is Senator Chuck Schumer's cousin.

Chris Evans is the biological child of two strong lesbian black women and if you disagree you're racist and he will punch you just like Captain America punched Hitler

>>83406504
roastiecomix.jpg

>>83405444
Martin Freeman is related to Morgan Freeman.

Joss Whedon is Albert Fish's little sister

>>83406581
Martin Freeman is Nelson Mandela's cousin.

>>83405444
She wrote a song about him called Alfie. In the music video, hes a puppet and she walks in on him masturbating

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Antonio Banderas is descendant of da Vinci.

>>83406377
Same with Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan.

Spongebob Squarepants is Hillary Clinton's child from her previous marriage to Spawn

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Jesus is a direct descendant of Abraham

>>83406639
No, you are confusing something. Hillary Clinton is the spawn of Spongebob Squarepants. The mother is unknown.

>>83406316
>be lily Allen
>be I guess famous pop singer?
>make song about your lazy ass brother smoking weed and being a degenerate all day
>brother lands huge acting role on one of the most famous and recognizable shows
>get btfo

>>83406678
Mohammed is the son of Satan.

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>>83406615
Based Banderas. His beard is kino.

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>>83406689
>>83406639
But what the HECK is Spongebob doing smoking weed???

>>83405742
no he says he cares about his people first

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>>83406728
What's with all these dudes growing Orson Welles beards?

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>>83405444
Tom Hardy has two twin brothers

>>83406772
>his people first
Mara is an atheist

>>83406792
Doesn't that make them triplets?

>>83406787
I unironically want to dye patches of white onto my beard to get that full oreo

>>83406600
I thought you were talking about Mara Wilson and Ben Shapiro for a minute there.

>>83405762
still cute desu

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Bruce Willis and the short one of the Willdecker Heartknaves are cousins.
They often play Stackenblochen together.

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>>83406792
Rami Malek has a twin brother.

>>83406813
I think anon means that he has two brothers who are twins, not that the big guy himself is a twin

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>>83406815
Do it to your hair too.
>>83406836
He isn't?

>>83405933
More like the same person

>>83406849
Wait, they are known in the US? And they are called Heartknaves? kek

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This is Vincent Gasolines brother whos looks he describes as Paul Walker-esque.

>>83406836
Whoa, didnt realize i messed that up


I mean, that was my plan all along

>>83406952
Twin brother, actually

>>83406700
>brother lands huge acting role on one of the most famous and recognizable shows
>a year later nobody remembers him

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>>83406950
Ye they been on X Factor

>>83405933
Who?

>>83406792
Tom Hardy is actually the fourth cousin of pro wrestlers Matt and Jeff Hardy

>>83406600
link?

>>83406979
I'd wager that more Generation Zs know who Alfie Allen is than Lily Allen

>>83406985
That's sad. Did they get far?

>>83406792
Whoa they're pretty big guys.

>>83406008
>>83406077
He defended their parents when their other sister was trying to become her legal guardian, due to child abuse, too.

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>>83405444
hollywood is run by jews, everybody is related. /thread.

>>83407010
for tom

>>83406807
>not knowing Judaism transcends religion
cmon

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Rachel Sutherland has an alcoholic brother.

>>83407008
I don't think so

>>83406901
but "two twin brothers" mean he has four brothers

>>83407089
so he's a quintuplet?

>>83407112
Naw he's a dodecahedron

>>83407046
Wish I was drunk right now

>>83407001
yes, they do.

But let's wait a year after the show is over. Not saing Lily allen deserves better, I didn't even know her

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Adam Carolla is related to Christ Christie

>>83407148
>dodecahebro

>>83406316
oh man i had forgotten about this bitch,

Malcom Mcdowell is alexander siddigs uncle

>>83406425

So did Zooey Dechanel's dad. Her mom is Donna's mom.

>>83405444
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is related to Cap. Dreyfus of the Dreyfus Affair. A French Jew accused of sacrificing his own men on war when he knew they would die.

Charlie Murphy is the brother of Britney Murphy who he murdered in a botched rape

Michelle MacNamara was murdered by her husband Patton Oswalt. That's weird relatives for ya!

>>83407367
She's also going to be a Billionaire once here dad dies.

>>83406997
BROTHER NERO...?

>>83406615
>Can't even get his meme right

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>>83406068
decent titties

Thora Birch's mom was a pornstar.

>>83406849
Wilfried's _wife_ is Bruce's cousin.

>>83406600
is there a video?

>>83408121
Dad too

Joel Coen and Ethan Coen are brothers

>>83408969
*were brothers

Stan Laurel is Clint Eastwood's dad.

>>83406792
WHICH ONE IS IT

i'm aiden gillen's brother

>>83409068
I think you're thinking of the Wachowski xiblings

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>>83405762
jewish genes.

human x jew crossbreeds may look good when they are young because they have the blue eyes and blonde hair of whites(notice that (((they))) almost always choose whites to mate with) but with time the jewish genes kick in and they start going back to their primitive form.(pic related)

Ben Stiller and Jerry Stiller are related.

Zach and Cody from The Suite Life of Zach and Cody are the same person

Quentin Tarantino's mother is The Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe, which experts believe is the reason for his foot fetish.

>>83409210
Are you a big guy?

>>83410533
UUUU

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>>83410533

>>83405762
You can't run from the jew genes.

>>83405762
Cocaine

>>83406615
That's Beethoven

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>>83410871
Idiot. This is Beethoven:

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Porn star Chippy D's dad played Morpheus in The Matrix

>>83406316

I just realised how much he looks like his twat of a father.

>>83411177
top lel

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>Feminist activist Gloria Steinem was among those opposed to Ellis' book because of its portrayal of violence toward women
>Steinem is the stepmother of Christian Bale, who played Bateman in the film

>>83411177
lolololol

>>83406871
which one is he?

>>83413050
We'll never know, anon. We'll never know.

the guy from eraserhead was married (at different times) to the log lady from twin peaks and dick van dyke's niece

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>>83405444
Reminds me of the time I found that Mitt Romney and Don Bluth are cousins.