Is it a LITTLE BIT RAUNCHY? Yeah I thinks it's safe to say

>>83405421
Think I'll stop by my local theatre for this SUMMER'S BEST RATED-R COMEDY

>>83405421
SPLASHED with PISS while watching this FUN #litty ROMP with my brocachos, just for FANS not HATERS of this RAUNCY popcorn SMASH-HIT!

Why do they keep showing off the blonde's tits when Daddario's are bigger?

>>83405525
Woah sorry there bud, this SMASH-HIT is for FANS not HATERS

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>>83405421
Who /RAUNCHY/ here? Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP.

Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB.

When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

>>83405421
Me on the left.

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>>83405525
Having bigger tits doesn't make up for that face.

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>>83405680
#REALPEOPLE #LAKEOFPISS

>>83405421
What is with the desiccated corpse on the right? Did the actress die and they just kept filming?

>>83405421
Only a little bit fun?

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>>83405421
SUPAHFONTOSTIK AWESUM HOLLIE WOULD BLOCKBUSTAH MOVEH