What would be your quip before you killed someone in righteo

>>84615657
a lot of the best ones are situation dependant, so it'd difficult to have one prepared
let off some steam, Bennett

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>>84615657

"Draw."

>>84615657
"I'll have what she's having, death" bang bang bang

Bang Bang

"Don't get up, I'll see myself out"

>>84615657
I would say nothing whatsoever before killing a man.

However, immediately after he's dead on the floor I'd drop one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqnDU6qISF4

Consider that a divorce

>>84615657
"This gun or my dick. Either way, you're getting fucked."

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>>84615732
"Where did Mr & Mrs Yul Brenner go on their Honeymoon. - Mount Baldy." J Carson as the Amazing Karnak

>>84615657
y-you too

>>84615657
You're a big guy

>>84618158

Did people actually laugh at that?

HE DIDNT LIVE SO GOOD
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>>84615657
>I'm not even gonna leave you off with a cool line.

Oh yeah? W-Well, fuck you!

Break yo'self fool!

>>84615657
My back is actually sweating from the cringe. These one liners are awful.

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>>84615657
>how is babby formed. how girl get pragnent. They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

This would terrify the doomed individual.

>I'm just teaching him some discipline, ese!
>*kicks your dog*

>>84618699
Bro are you in the doggo thread too?

>>84615657
Shadilay!

>>84615657
>What? It's only smellz, it's OK
>It's only smellz!
>It's nothing, only the smell. Yeah.
>There is nothing, only the smell...

I believe in being merciful towards one's enemies.

>>84618699
i dont get it

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>>84615657

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Austin lel visa, I'm the Jokah, baybee

Blow it out your ass!

>>84618247
the autistic ones did
and that heckler laughing ironically

You are the nigger of my life