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Patience.

What the fuck am I doing in detention

So.

You've discovered pornography.

So you've found yourself here on /tv/ on a Friday night.

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>>84726606
After watching all these movies I am really supposed to believe pic related would look too cheesy?

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>so, you've discovered pornography. That's perfectly normal for someone your age. Before I was Captain America, I too enjoyed pornography. We only had medical textbooks to use as pornographic material back then, but we made do. Today, through the internet, you have access to a vast variety of pornography of all genres, with men and women in all shapes and sizes. There is truly a video for every fetish. It's easy to become addicted. There are hundreds of websites that offer enticing pornography to an upstanding youth such as yourself.
>And here are my personal top five sites...

>>84726733
this meme has got to stop before it starts

>>84726797
I disagree.

>>84726797
Not

>>84726797
So...you're in detention for shitposting.

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So... you've gotten yourself blocked from posting.

So. You're a big guy.

So...I'm right in the middle of your shit, what the fuck?

So, you have given up on human contact

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So, you've discovered post timers. Sixty seconds can feel like an eternity when you're burning to say another undoubtedly clever retort, but now is a good time to learn the virtues of patience. Even when there isn't always a reward for being patient, it's one of the most important skills you will have in life. Take a deep breath, relax, and use those sixty seconds to put your best effort into your new reply. The time will fly by, and your contribution will be better for it.
Remember, patience is your friend.

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>>84726733

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So, Donald Trump posted on Twitter.

>>84727216
oh really what did he say

For a bunch of people who pretend to hate capeshit, you fuckers sure do love to talk and meme about it.

So, you've witnessed the birrh of an epic new meme

Hmmm. Good meme potential, but I don't see it getting big. Shame.

>>84727248
I highly enjoyed the movie.

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>>84727226
he said 240 characters too many

>>84726648

The 2011 Cap movie proved that it was.

>>84727268
They need to actually put effort into it and write out a full wholesome "lesson" for Cap to give a PSA about. That's where the OC that gives memes life will come from.
I see a couple of folks have done that. Keep that up.

>>84727289
well that's no good that would have to 3 tweets haha

that rascal

>>84727332
>>84727289
>>84727226
>>84727216
Stop talking to yourself.

>>84727216
>so, you got two scoops

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>>84727341
consider suicide

>>84727197
Wise words.

>>84727341
haha

what do you think this fucking nigger meant by this

>>84727303
But it didn't. He wore a beanie baby plush joke suit. Doesn't help that Mr. Not Another Teen Movie looks like a Candy Ass.

>>84726733
1. BLACKED.com
2. dogfart.com

>>84726733
>Mention how he's been frozen for years
>Meaning this was filmed after he was unfrozen in 2010
>Has the video quality of a 1980s porno tape

What did they mean by this?

>>84726606
great film

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So, you've discovered crossdressing. That's alright. We've all been there at some point in our lives. Back before I was on ice, I was the best at our soldier's drag act during our annual stage show. However, there's a time and a place for such things, and the middle of math class is not it. Be smart, and always use top shelf makeup.

Why is he so sexual Bros?

>>84727197
Based Cap keeping both the morale and the post quality high.

>>84727197
>not 30 seconds

I like it.

>>84727473
I thought he was a she at first. Wew .

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>>84727473