>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

3/10
I wish it was godzilla instead

>>87441521
Is Cthulhu the biggest meme that hasn't had a movie yet?

Oh look it's just OP stopping by to post the same unfunny fucking thread once a week for the 5th consecutive week in a row

>sound of rain against cobblestone, in the distance a bell tolls
>WB logo appears
>"Some stories become myths" a grizzled, English voice
>shot of an abandoned train station, wreathed in shadows
>"Some stories become legends"
>camera follows the train tracks into a tunnel as a lone crow caws and flies off from the roof
>"and some stories"
>in the darkness the faint semblance of a train and a face is made out just before the camera cuts to black
>"are best left forgotten"
>soft piano melody trickles into sound
>white text scrawled onto the black background with floating embers in the foreground and background: THOMAS
>summer 2019

>>87441521

I thought the whole point was that if Cthulu actually gets summoned it's game over, we're fucked. Like the adventure is all about stopping the cult in the first place?

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>Kuh-tool-hoo

>WHAT IF CTHULHU WASNT JUST A STORY?
>shows Cthulhu rising from the ocean
>zooms in on nearby beach to Adam Sandler and Kevin Hart
>HOLY SH-
>Kevin James drops his ice cream cone
>Cthulhu roars
>Hart turns around and yells "BEACH TRIP IS OVER, EVERYBODY BACK TO THE FORD ESCAPE™!"
>Rob Schneider who has too much sunblock on his nose is looking at a hot model and not paying attention while the other guys shove passed him and leave him on the beach

>>87441824
Cthulhu got summoned and domed by a boat while he was rising from the ocean. Old Ones BTFO

>>87441897

That'd be funny. These days it'd go like this:

>oh shit he's heeeere!
>FWAAAAMSHHHHHAWWWWW
>cut to Michael Bay style montage of military people
>missiles, railguns and kinetic rods all start raining down
>"we have to tell them about it's weak spot!"
>lame climax
>Cthulu chunks rain down, cheering crowds onshore

>>87441716
At least it's film related. Whine more

>>87442024
>>87441897
>But Johansen had not given out yet. Knowing that the Thing could surely overtake the Alert until steam was fully up, he resolved on a desperate chance; and, setting the engine for full speed, ran lightning-like on deck and reversed the wheel. There was a mighty eddying and foaming in the noisome brine, and as the steam mounted higher and higher the brave Norwegian drove his vessel head on against the pursuing jelly which rose above the unclean froth like the stern of a daemon galleon. The awful squid-head with writhing feelers came nearly up to the bowsprit of the sturdy yacht, but johansen drove on relentlessly. There was a bursting as of an exploding bladder, a slushy nastiness as of a cloven sunfish, a stench as of a thousand opened graves, and a sound that the chronicler could not put on paper. For an instant the ship was befouled by an acrid and blinding green cloud, and then there was only a venomous seething astern; where - God in heaven! - the scattered plasticity of that nameless sky-spawn was nebulously recombining in its hateful original form, whilst its distance widened every second as the Alert gained impetus from its mounting steam.
From Call of Cthulhu