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>has been chosen for a colonization mission
>trained in mechanical engineering and medicine
>trained to operate fully automatic assault rifles
>enters a new world where she knows there will most likely be lifeforms
>even volunteers to stay alone
>guy gets a bit sick
>oops alien pops out
>instead of taking a quick, easy shot to its head, start crying and bawing
>proceed to run away from the people she is supposed to take care about
>fucks up just about everything there is to fuck up
>even manages to burn down the whole fucking ship while having a clear advantage
women, everybody
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>I'm a bitter virgin and become enraged at the mere sight of a woman on screen
ok, sweetie
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>>86303345
I know this is /tv/, but you should go back to where you belong, redditor.
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>>86303345
>didn't watch the movie
>ad hominem
uhm, sweetie
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>>86303345
Buttblasted Roastie detected
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Guys, explain me one thing about this movie please.
We have engineer's planet. We have earth. Engineers sent a spaceship to earth to destroy humans. But how is that planet from Prometheus relevant? Why were there directions to it on Earth? It was just an empty world, where Engineers' landed for some reason and did nothing. And now that planet is forgotten, though it obviously was habitable.
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>>86303345
>>>>/tumbrl/
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>>86303345
>look how I'm such pathetic cuk
ok, sweetie, we get it
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>>86304669
Ridley is a hack
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>>86303345
TOASTY
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>>86304669
>>86308516
do you people even watch these movies? everything was explained
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>>86308597
I watched Covenant earlier today. Can you please explain?
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>Ridley
>hack
pick one
https://vimeo.com/228756074
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>>86308872
>https://vimeo.com/228756074
lol. This is what Ridley fags actually believe
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>>86303258
>"There are wood boards and nails in the cargo bay and I have no idea how to use them, BAWWWWW"
>- t. Strong Female Lead
Ripley is turning over in her lead pit grave. The Weyland Yutani colony ships must be some Vault-Tec tier social experiment conducted on retarded gated community offspring.
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god the whole movie was so terrible i can't fucking believe this is what the alien franchise has come to. so fucking terrible. i actually liked prometheus compared to this utter shit.
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>>86311035
what was with that weird fucking "beautiful" music when the first chest burster appeared? fucking weird as hell
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>>86303345
CUNT
NICE AND HOT
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