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Welcome to a thread where we discuss the backstory to a children's card game and make awful OC for the same setting. Expect the lowest quality of fanfiction and self-inserts in this thread. Remember, every snowflake is shit, especially yours and especially mine.

Previous thread: >>47902082
What happened in it? Some lore was discussed, the second sheets of the snowstorm and joke sheet were made and nothing of value was produced by anyone at all.

There's also a repository where someone is obsessively hoarding all of the OC we produce, whether it's a shitty snowflake planeswalker or a terrible story. Whatever you make, expect it to be saved. Here's the repository:
>https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxUDZRVGVfQ1BDbm8

And if you're interested in discussing the lore that's almost as bad as what we make, then here's the latest MtG lore article featuring everyone becoming one'mrakul:
>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/emrakul-rises

Enjoy your stay and don't forget, all snowflakes are shit, especially yours and especially mine.

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>it's a GM who treats the game like GTA and lets the players do whatever while nothing happens in the world because he has no consistent characters except for weapon merchants and a single quest giver
>it's a party that's more interested in making quips than progressing the narrative
>it's a GM who forgot to write his own campaign and just lifted characters from the latest episode of Game of Thrones
>it's a character that doesn't speak common and the player refuses to speak english and is terrible at determining what is an In-character and an Out-of-character question
>it's a GM who just makes the BBEG generic "evil" without motive or purpose
>It's a player in a superhero campaign who actively attempts to avoid being a "special snowflake" by trying to be an average joe
>it's a GM who doesn't understand history and creates some crazy world non-centralized nations are able to raise huge armies on a moments notice, while small wealthy kingdoms have no mercenaries available to hire in defense
>It's a player who thinks he's smart because he brings modern fireteam tactics to a pike and shot game
>it's a GM who puts traps on every single door and hallway, then complains when the players all get Boots of Spiderclimb and walk on ceilings
>it's a player who tries doing a shitty accent
>it's a GM who spends most of the game talking to himself because he has too many DMPCs

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At what point did you grow out of hating the Ultramarines for no reason other than trying to fit in?

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>sci-fi setting features a "bug race" as the primary antagonist

Good Lord, can't anybody do anything interesting with the bug race aside from making them generic space goblins?

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Once upon a time, you died and went to hell. Then came the End Times. Rather than crumbling to the invading armies of daemons, humanity fought back. Now they have invaded Hell and broken it's armies. Satan lies dead, killed by several anti-shipping missiles, and his Lords squabble and fight each other. Hell, or at least the city of Dis and the surrounding areas, are under the control of the Republic of the Abyss. But Hell is vast, and the tortured are free. Now, you must make of your un-life what you will, because not even all the forces of man can truly occupy a place as inhospitable to the living as Hell. All the while, the forces of God wait and watch for their moment to strike.

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Welcome back, Kestrels, to the thirty-fifth installment of Mecha Space Pirate Quest. As always, you are Admiral Roarke Susan Starwind, leader of the Iron Kestrels pirate fleet, master of the startship Rhinehawk, pilot of the indomitable Knuckle Kaiser, girlherder, and a man with a far more significant bounty than you started out with.


Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mecha+Space+Pirate+Quest%2C+Collective+Game%2C+mecha
Master Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/sSHs0QmF
Upgrade Menu: http://pastebin.com/QQQzkFZe

Last time, for the first time in a long time, a woman you had feelings for told you she couldn't be with you. Such are the perils of interfering with other people's marriages.

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Just how exactly did this idea come about? Do you like them? Do you use them? Why use a dire wolf when you have vargs or vice versa?
And are there dire intelligent species? What would those be like?

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How do you really scare the shit out of your players?

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Assuming magic existed similar to DnD, lasted well into the modern age, it wouldn't be so ridiculous a notion to assume that they'd regulate a la gun control right?

I can already picture it now
>owning tomes that teach you how to cast fireballs or magic missile get you on an NSA/FBI terrorist watch list
>staves, wands and other enchanted items are heavily regulated requiring years worth of licensing and background checks to own; caught with an unregistered magical item lands you a heavy prison sentence
>get arrested for performing healing magic without an official medical or religious license to practice it
>most item enchantments are kept from public access and only for military and law enforcement
>potions are rigorously tested by the FDA before hitting the shelves
>illegal to own any kind of exotic mythical creature

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>resources
pastebin.com/gBN0SUrK

Three rules of one edition

Old thread
>>47908380

Praise the anon, for the early leak!

Seraphon op as fuck.

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How do I pick up sexy Inquistor girls, /tg/?

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Is the Imperium truly beyond negotiation? Were they ever charitable or at least tolerant of other species who clearly had no intention or means of attacking them?

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Davokar early morning recog (exp)edition
https://youtu.be/7NGTBzviPwA

>english pdf share (+a few minor ones in swedish)
http://www85.zippyshare.com/v/uSuMNELr/file.html
>link/info pastebin
http://pastebin.com/jDsaER8Z
>Community material
The Iron Pact - http://theironpact.com/
/tg/'s own Ordo Magica - http://www.ordomagica.com/
>stores to get additional pdfs not included in the share, and support the creators
http://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/8878/Jarnringen
http://butik.jarnringen.com/en/shop.php?id=41105

old campaign: >>47757466

Any traits or abilities you'd like to see, /tg/?

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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view

>Last Thread
>>47946813

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>Archive links:
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Hyperdimension%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20Quest/type/op/order/asc/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hyperdimension%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20Quest
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlorpQuest
Ask.fm: http://ask.fm/BlorpQuest

You are Urist Twelfthbay. You are the moe personification of Dwarf Fortress. You are a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

You have, in your hubris, all but ruined the fundamental concepts of time and space, and possibly also cause and effect, as they apply to the nation of Planeptune (aka all things Sega). Currently, the cityscape is undergoing instant remodeling as Neptune turns the trousers of time inside out, retroactively ensuring that previously rejected building plans have always existed for many years since just now.

See, you wanted to impress the goddess's minder by giving said goddess the power to complete paperwork without actually having to do it in the first place. And... well, it /worked/. Y'know, after a fashion. Kind of.

Alright, so you can safely say you've never seen Neptune look so focused before. Sure, she's vacantly staring into the middle distance with a faintly worrying smile on her face, but she IS getting paperwork done. In a physically and temporally impossible manner, but it's the thought that counts.

What probably counts more is the fact that Neptune's efforts have attracted the unwanted attention of one of her rival goddesses, Noire of Lastation, who's flying a beeline right for this building, armed for bear. From the guards' guesstimations, she'll be here in a matter of minutes, and no, she's probably not just making a social call.

... you could really go for a drink right now.

(Cont.)