Mothers Day edition
No chilangos edition
Tapatios and Regios master race edition
Early version
>Comfy rules:
chicanos: >>>/out/
betfags: >>>/biz/
chairos: >>>/b/ >>>/int/ reddit.com/r/futbolmx reddit.com/r/mexico
streamfags: reddit.com/r/soccerstreams
mediotiempofags: >>>/trash/
bandwagoners: >>>/lgbt/
redditors: >>>/kys/
normies: >>>/facebook/
gringos: >>>/4/
tryhards: >>>/nfl/general
>Wednesday
Toluca v Santos 21:30
Tigres v Monterrey 19:30
>Thursday
Tijuana v Monarcas 19:30
Chivas v Atlas 21:30
>Saturday
Tigres v Monterrey 19:00
Toulca v Santos 21:00
>Sunday
Chivas v Atlas 18:06
Tijuana v Monarcas 20:00
Where are you watching liguilla, weyelongs?
>>75819464
what's liguilla
>>75820404
Playoffs
wtf is a chairo?
>>75821452
SJW
>>75821452
Leftys
>>75821452
4chan is full of niños fresas who live of daddies money
>>75822210
>being a salty poorfag
Lmao
whats wrong with mediotiempo? sometimes when i wanna look some mexican stuff up i go there. but only because thats the only place i know to get news. which is better?
t. not a CHI- i just know a lot about a lot
>>75821452
this guy
>>75822210
also, for me, it's xolos
>>75822402
All I know is that I go there for their cartoons when the extremely rare scenario happens that a Guatemalan team beats a Mexinarco team
12th for Chivas 12th cup
>>75822402
>memetiempo
Its death and full of negros
Literally a cancer community
>>75822525
Ubaldo is the worst one, I can't remember their names, but the other 2 cartoonists were alright.
15th for Tigres finally eliminating Rayados in the liguilla.
Xolofag here ready to lose as always
>>75822555
>555
>22
>22555
>Tripdubs
Campeonisimo coming back confirmed with those digits, FINALLY THE GOOD GUYS ARE GOING TO WIN AGAIN
>>75822371
>poor
>american
Srry miguelito but I make more in 1 day than you in 1 year
>>75823736
At least I don't have to hide from the migra every time I go out, wetback
>>75824083
Miguelito dont forget to tell your dad to pay the local crime boss so he doesnt kidnap you again
havent seen liga muy x in a while. Why are the Monarchs playing?
>>75824466
Because they qualified for the playoffs
>>75824518
How though? Are they playing well or are the other teams playing like shit?
>>75824439
Sure, don't forget to clean the Johnson's family bathroom well tomorrow, otherwise they will fire you and you will have to go back to working at Taco Bell
>>75824543
They scored a last minute goal against Monteguey in the last regular season game that saved them from relegation and qualified them for playoffs as the 8th seed.
>>75824543
Everyone is playing like shit
why can't ligamx attract global audiences?
there's only two kind of posts:
1) mexican flags. Generally chilangos juniors or guys from nuevo leon whose surnames are Garza, Treviño, Cantu or Cavazos.
Ocassionally someone from jalisco, torreón or baja california, and Puebla as well.
2) US flags. All pocholards and chicanolards, and one or 2 central americans that lives in the U.S.
>>75824719
Mexican flags are all juniors Facts
Jalisco and norte fags are the worse though
>>75824719
slow pace, mediocre league. not enough stars come from Mexico so the hype is small
>>75824719
Good players go to Europe as soon as they can, most teams nowadays are made of center Americans and Sudacas.
>>75824814
well l'm not but yea l get what you mean, l bet most of them are barely 20 year old and this depiction fits them >>75822210
>>75824940
Idk about real life but here on /sp/ at least l can compare the ligamx threads to MLS and MLS threads sometimes have posters from diverse countries, such as brazil, Australia, european posters and stuff. Such cases never happens in here.
>>75824719
>>Comfy rules:
>chicanos: >>>/out/
>betfags: >>>/biz/
>chairos: >>>/b/ >>>/int/ reddit.com/r/futbolmx reddit.com/r/mexico
>streamfags: reddit.com/r/soccerstreams
>mediotiempofags: >>>/trash/
>bandwagoners: >>>/lgbt/
>redditors: >>>/kys/
>normies: >>>/facebook/
>gringos: >>>/4/
>tryhards: >>>/nfl/general
Oh gee... I bet this doesn't affect at all, retard...
>>75824719
Porque creciste y te diste cuenta que la liga muy x no es la octava maravilla que te vendieron Fox, televisa y tv azteca.
En el plano internacional es tan relevante como la liga colombiana Postobón.
>>75825536
No te metas con la liga Postobon, pendejo.
>>75825097
Last year there was a drunk brit posting during semis
>>75825636
largo del hilo y de paso del país congolombianito de mierda
>>75825725
Chinga tu puta madre, chairo de mierda.
>>75825797
t.Chilanga
>>75825725
>>75825797
No se vayan a romper las uñas señoritas. Hay que ser amables entre nosotros para poder pasar un buen rato. ¿ok?
>>75822989
es hora
What did you gave your mom in her day /mx/?
>Inb4 le your mom jokes xD
>>75825097
Yeah pretty much all non american posters are Jr's. Its funny cause mostly American white trash post here and their 3rd world counterparts are rich spoiled kids trying to be edgy.
>>75826078
can Xolos win this?
or it's going to be tigers again?
>>75826114
That's nice, but I wouldn't post a pic of my mom, or anyone I care about, in here
>>75826171
If Monterrey dosen't beat Tigres no one will
>>75824719
Because 95% of the teams are made up of mostly mediocre South American players
>floprados or yet another irrelevant empty-stadium team from puebla
i wanted juarez tbqh
>>75826202
oh shit
well I hope tj don't lose against oxxos ffs tho
>>75826212
¿Cuándo fue la última vez que una ciudad tuvo dos equipos en primera? Sin contar Ciudad de México, Monterrey y Guadalajara
>>75826202
>mohamed just signed for 2 more years
>lose to tigres get instantly fired get all the money and freedom to go away
>>75826274
Probablemente mucho antes de que la mayoria de los posteadores de este hilo nacieran.
Are Mexican /sp/ posters happy that Chicharitos time is near?
>>75826344
es decir, antes de 1999
>inb4 insultos del Kevin y el Irving Alexis
>>75826384
No ;-;
>>75826384
He's shit desu.
>>75826175
>scared of autist
Top kek mexico
>>75826384
Totally
Nothing good comes out from chiv-ass
>>75826212
> irrelevant empty-stadium team from puebla
Lobos may be irrelevant, but poblanos are bandwagoners af
>>75826389
>not being born in 1999 the year of trips
You probably were born in a shitty year like 1983 kek
>>75826512
My picks
Monterrey
Toluca
Atlas
Tijuana
>>75826521
t. Kevin Axel Lopez
>>75826534
Tijuana
Rayados
Chivas
Santos
Santos elimina a Tijuana
Rayados a Chivas
Rayados campeón
Espero equivocarme
>>75826205
MLS is mediocre as well and still there are posters from different countries posting on their threads
>>75826571
Bro santos either ties or loses they arent getting past toluca
>>75826599
Liga has a slow pace compared to Europe and even MLS. MLS might lack a bit more skill but it is fun to watch. Stopped watching Liga mx because the pace is horribe
>>75826599
That's because everyone loves to suck American cock
>>75826618
Pueden avanzar con puros empates
>>75826660
>MLS es más divertida que la Liga MX
>tf
>tt
>>75826694
Yeah. Liga mx is too slow. It is what is is m8
>>75826694
>advancing on away goals
Cancer desu
>>75826722
>prefiero rapidez que calidad
Así es como sabemos que no vez futbol o tienes 16 años
I am at movies guys, I think I am going to miss the match, my mom wanted to see the shitty Derbez flick for her day, I can't even shitpost anymore trailers are about to end and I have to put my phone away, i'll be back in 2 hours to see what happened
>>75826756
>prefiero rapidez que calidad
>liga mx
>quality
?????????????????????????
Most of the best players in the league are c level south americans
>>75822555
Trips confirm la 12 con doblete. I love you anon, and Your repeating digits
>>75826835
¿De verdad estás >implicando que la MLS tiene más calidad que la liga mexicana?
¿Si los mejores jugadores en México son sudamericanos medriocres entonces los de Estados Unidos que son?
Me toco Mugrelia en la quiniela del trabajo ;_;
Ya vali barriga....
>>75826876
>>75826876
I've never said that. My point is why watch a league that is both mediocre and slow? How many good players come from the Mexican league? Even your most consistent player in Europe played for barca b.
>>75826495
>t. Wila
>>75826889
Por joto
Marry,fuck,kill
>>75826922
>mexico
>white
>>75826922
pls no bully
>>75826599
>equating people from different countries posting on an chinese cartoon image board to being a more popular and better league
>>75826889
Santos is probably the best draw
>>75826916
Si me dan a elegir prefiero ver 1000 veces la Liga MX que la MLS. Cualquier persona lo haría, aquí por lo menos sí parecen profesionales.
La /mls/ no tiene gente porque la gente vea su liga, tienen gente porque ya se hizo una comunidad ahí.
>>75826959
t. Tyrone Jamal Colón
>>75826571
rayados is dead inside, current roster will never win anything
>cardozo sacked from puebla
not sure who is on suicide line the most, both are shit
cuantos goles en esta liguilla para le french man, 6, 8?
>>75819445
Do tires have any affiliation with hull?
>>75827947
No, but watch our league anyways
>>75826274
>¿Cuándo fue la última vez que una ciudad tuvo dos equipos en primera? Sin contar Ciudad de México, Monterrey y Guadalajara
si no es alguna de esas entonces no es ciudad
>>75828129
>>75827936
por qué Andy Delort no sirvió en tigres? según tenía mucha química con gignac y no se que tanto
>>75826889
cuanto perdiste?
>>75828225
You know it's true, oaxaqueño
>>75828267
idk tuca never used him
Fui al dentista para ver en cuanto me costarían los frenos. Me saldrían como en $16,000 y se me hace algo caro.
¿Alguien de aquí usa o ha usado frenos? ¿Cuánto les costó?
>>75829239
y el negrito que llegó casi al mismo tiempo que Gignac? nigeriano creo, kek tampoco lo usó el pinche tuca
>>75829367
ese wey tenia la rodilla rota, pero se fue como campeon regardless lol
>>75829354
>$16 000
¿Van a ser de disco o que chingados?
>>75829354
>$900
Lol mexishit poorfags
Wow the thread died even before any match started, bravo /mx/
>>75829625
at least l'm not a chicanolard :^)
>>75829354
no deberias quejarte ,ese precio se me hace barato, recuerdo que hace como 14 años costaban 12K
si eso te parece caro con para precio con burgerland, te va a dar chorro
Is anyone watching the match or just discussing about brackets
>>75829731
Yo estoy viendo el Wizards - Celtics
>>75829681
ya te digo yo que vivo en frontera, muchos pochos y gringos vienen con los odontólogos y oftalmólogos de acá
here's something to talk about
according to five thirty "hillary will win" eight, the clasico regio is actually the most important match
>>75829793
Is that basketball? I don't anything about sports besides football desu
>>75829827
does this mean Mugrelia will win?
Noice, it would be fun to see them win in Toluca again
>>75829731
Here by Televisa te Idiotiza, i hope Monterrellenos wins, FUCK Gignac FC
>>75829823
pues claro, que va de pagar que te gusta 20K pesos a unos 5K dolares
>>75829827
nada sorprendente, yo creo que si pasa el tigres ellos van a terminar siendo campeones
>>75829889
>not the updated version
>>75829889
>>75826867
Asi es, chiva hermano
>>75829839
Sí
>>75829827
También decía que el City era de los favoritos para ganar la Champions
>>75829956
demasiada virginidad en una sola imagn
>>75829992
>Implying Sasuke is a virgin
>implying he didn't smashed Karin's pussy before looking for Danzo
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LGTSS
>la ciudad de Montegay
>>75828020
>(You)
LALALALALA GIGNAC
HES NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY IN LIGA MX!!!!!!!! FUCK FRANCHUTE!!!!!
I HOPE AMERICA BUYS GIGNAC TO END UP HIS CAREER RIGHT NOW
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
>>75830118
he isn't that good
fuck off
>stream delayed 1 minute
>neigbourds chimp out with goals
>use headphones + music to not get spoiled
>today extra chimp out because clasico
>now i have to kill my ears with volume
also oui
Gignac is avenging the death of his country at hands of Macron and the EU #respect
>>75830158
do you think he voted Le Pen?
How do I become Mexican?
>>75830149
Why don't you just watch Canal 5?
>>75830149
I studied in Monterrey and actually following Rayados wasn't possible because of living at walking distance from the stadium.
btw rip estadio tecnologico
>>75830191
live and work here
>>75830079
yo nomás vi de nurutu los capitulos donde salía un wey con una espadota y otro greñudo con máscara que parecía vieja,
oh y también los capitulos del pelirrojo que aventaba arena
ya despues se me hizo bien friki y lo dejé de ver, aparte de sus fans ñoños y ñoñas lo hacen quedar muy cringe kek
>>75830158
hard to say for someone who embraced another culture tho he once said he felt secure here unlike in france
>>75830169
Probably
>>75830191
Watch our league
>>75830191
do you like tacos?
>>75830199
He's probably in Monterrey and they are massive jews with ppv when Tigres and Rayados play.
>>75830223
Yeah, he didn't felt secure in France because of Islam, so he voted Le Pen for a holy crusade
>>75830199
blocked as the marabro said
>>75830191
How many people have you skinned?
>>75830230
Oh rigth, sucks to be him, but probably I will have to the same in Sunday for Chivas Atlas
>>75830191
play King of Fighters 98 and 2002
>>75829962
>Arsenal
>35% de pasar a cuartos
>35% de vencer a buyern
>los estadistas jodidos del five thirty 10-2
>>75830308
>not 99, 2002 and XIII
>>75830207
No te preocupes despues de los examenes Chunin se volvio Dragon Ball con kame has mas chiquitos basicamente
>>75830308
>>75830336
Why do these threads always derail into fighting games?
>>75830308
XI is the best one
>>75830205
Oh shit, I think I know you... Your major was Mechatronics, right?
>>75830371
Because
>>75830230
>Central American
>Not supporting American
>Supporting Tigres
Mah nigga
I will support Monterrey because they look like Millwall this season
>>75830450
miss, I do know one person who fits that bill
Wich one do you think fits better?
>Chivas=Tigres and Rayados=Atlas
Or
>Guadalajara=Monterrey and Tigres=Atlas
>>75830461
Good lad.
>>75830308
>>75830336
>>75830371
>>75830375
Maquinitas? I only play marvel vs capcom in those. Am I a casual?
>>75830489
the latter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvd0fF5VNYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFDXnc3tnB4
>>75830337
Ya recordé que el pelirrojo se llama Gaara, los otros Sabuza (casi Sambueza kek) y Haku. Admito que si me latieron esos primeros capitulos.
Y si, yo lo vi hasta la pelea de Nurutu con Gaara, lo despues ya me dio hueva y al Shippuden ya ni lo vi; pero si te creo que sea como un dragon ball mas simplón
>>75830489
La segunda diría yo. Los equipos regios no se parecen en nada a los jalisquillos pero la afición de Tigres tiene más en común con la del Atlas. Y Chivas y Monterrey son rayados.
>>75830483
Does his name start with F?
LOL
>>75830528
No, but you're not Mexican
>>75830560
Nope, guess we weren't talking of the same person.
>>75830489
ninguno atlas is demasiado irrelevante
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Gayados' """"defense""""
>>75830577
I am. I just live in the US with my pocha wife.
>monterrey
>>75830149 a mierda me volvieron a spoilear
Fuck Tigres
>>75830594
Does anyone in here actually supports Atlas? Because I don't think i've ever met an Atlista that knows English or visits any website that isn't Facebook or Youtube
>dislike dueñas
>yet another important gol
l-love u senpai
Reminder.
Tigres = good guys
Rayados = bad guys
>>75830589
Oh ok, pretty cool to know that you were in Monterrey though.
>>75830547
Kek
>>75830336
>XIII
>No hay versión arcade
>nomás para niños mimados que juegan en sus casas
no es de barrio
los cholos nomás jugaban la 98 y 2002, a veces 97
Chape va perdiendo :(
Algún día ganarán los chicos buenos?
>>75830149
wtf happened to gimenez
>>75830679
>Tigres
More like good goys, someone post that Tuca pic in wich he looks like a merchant, the only good of Liga Mx is Chivas, everyone else is either irrelevant or bad
>>75830664
recuerdo no hace mucho los de atlas estuvieron mamando con "tigres equipo chico sin historia" like wtf ellos son los ultimos en poder decir algo asi, de echo me agrada atlas (y xolos) por los colores, pero su aficion se pasa de delusional alchile
>>75830664
I have only seen one outside of Guadalajara.
>>75830664
snaketen does but he doesn't post here anymore
also I'm pretty sure some other guy does
>>75830724
sí hay versión arcade, no sea si sea de las que tienen Xbox adentro pero sí la he visto. Es lo único que he visto que juegan además de la 2002.
>>75830740
big injury + tuca doesnt seem to rate him anymore
i thought montes was good wtf
mfw hiram mier 2.0
>>75830736
>Mexican teams will never play against chape because /copalib/ fiasco
How do I get a qt artsy girl, lads?
>>75830740
nahuel gave him aids
>>75830838
treat them like shit
>>75830838
define artsy
Espericueta on when?
who /Chicano/ here?
>>75830838
Look like pic related
>>75830744
I remember a pic of a guy on Facebook with an Atlas profile pic making fun of Cruz Azul for not winning a tournament in 17 years jajajaj
>the colors
Eh maybe it's because I am a Chiva hermano™ but I have always related black and red with the shittiest things, think about it
>Atlas
>AnComs and Antifa
>A shitload of failed African states flags
>>75830832
Thanks, compa
>>75830873
Into music/cosplay
>>75830936
>tfw not white
>>75830838
If a girl with a bf kind of filtrs with me and I like her, am I a cuck for liking someone else's gf or is he the cuck?
>>75830966
a weeb or just someone who's into deep music and stuff?
well not sure but these girls always have bearded boyfriends for some reason so,
step 1: Grow a full beard
>>75830832
>le sell akino to chivas for 20 millions face
>>75831059
>Aquino
We're getting Vela, la
>>75831078
>implying Vela isn't going to MLeIS
also l think he despises chivass or something wew
>>75831059
>>75831078
>Not getting Messi, CR7 and Bale
>>75831078
hes going to real u dumb shitcano
>>75831149
he hates mexican media ever since his scandal happened, no way he's coming back as a player
algun /fit/ por aqui
donde consigo esteroides
>>75831149
>>75831078
If anything Hernandez is leaving first. This is the first thing googling him :
>Mexico Hot List: Carlos Vela superb for Sociedad; 'Chicharito' benched again
>>75831035
Si ella quiere contigo entonces es él
>>75831197
se va a ir a la MLeIS igual que su compita Giovanni
>>75831193
heh
We already have the Mexican CR7, m9
>>75831199
Wasn't Salcido caught fucking a trap by the media? Still played for Chivas
>>75831255
Donde estas, putita?
Who /clubdecuervos/ here?
>>75831035
si te la tiras el se convierte en cuck y tú en el cuckeador, regla básica
>>75831313
salcido doesnt give a shit just look at him
>>75831193
>>75831309
In all seriousness though, I know Vela to Chivas is nothing but a pipe dream right now.
He a conformist and doesn't like high pressure or expectations. MLelS is the most likely destination for Carl
>>75831320
mexico
>>75831382
En que estado, puñetas.
>>75831320
z-zacatecas
prefiero comprar en linea por que crippling autism
>>75831354
But if she is fucking both guys equally I don't think cuck is the term here. She's just a puta.
>>75831255
Compra higado chance y te toca uno con clemuterol, y si de verdad te vale verga fuma cristal, el cristal aumenta la testosterona.
>>75831290
>tfw I don't if she is hitting with or if I am just a turbo autist
>>75831309
<3
cheeky memehuel
>>75831425
a la verga contigo, pince guerco pendejo.
>>75831445
fuck off
>>75831309
Pero ese no ese Jürgen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVIxLTIbpTU
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>75831510
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>75831445
Today is mother's day. My mom has immunity
>>75831487
pls
solo quiero dejar atras la humanidad
>>75831510
>that body
>>75831559
Matate puñetas.
>>75831425
Estoy en Jalisco y todos mis amigos que han tratado de dejar atras a la humidad han obtenido sus esteroides por medio de preparadores fisicos, busca un wey que venda dietas, rutinas, proteina y eso, y ni no se ve natty chance y tambien venda chochos
>>75831559
Any respectable gym has a bear mode fraud selling juice.
IT'S OGRE
>m0nt3rrey
Well I guess Tigres will be champions, at least is not America or Pachuca
DAB ON DEM NIGGAS
/ourboy/ did it yet again
lmao laugh at this fagget >>75828020
>is a TIGRESWINSLOL episode
>>75830146
>he isn't that good
2nd oui of the night
>>75831674
BASED
>Monteguey
>>75831670
>at least is not America or Pachuca
in fact these were the teams that could stop tigres after this, just give us the cup
>>75831691
he is no OP Cardozo, not even a Benítez or Cabañas
>>75831674
is everyone on tigres autistic?
>>75819445
Tijuana fan here, anyone else?
>>75831674
Why is he so autistic?
>>75831747
How are Haitians treating you?
lardona to buyern when
>>75831986
They learned their lesson regarding fatties with Gozte
>>75832014
Unless you're the original Ronaldo or Maradona you can't get away with being a fatty. Not in fútbol, not in life.
>de niggers
C H I M P O U T
who /santos/ here?
FIGHT FAGGOTS
>DeNigris
>>75832123
Hoy empatamos mi compa
>Aldoh
>>75832163
>empatamos
2-1 alv
jaja time for autism
Sanic in
>>75832265
Another tsu on the way?
>Tigays 3-0
Rayados BTFO
how does it feel to not have the ref on your side to call in bs penalties?
com3back?
Jajajaja Tigays BTFO
>Montes
JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>Gayados
shamefur dispray
lol get rekt gayados
OH SHIT
future chiva montes strikes again
>>75832421
Meme magic works in unexpected ways.
That was fast
it was basanta u retards
voy a twitter a checar el gol de montez y me spoilean el de dueñas a la verga, also>>75830674
>>75832484
>>75832421
>421
>4 to 1
It does indeed
good game, tBh
>>75832583
Yeah, liguilla started good, I hope next games keep up the pace
a que sabe la panocha lads?
>>75831791
pretty good
>>75832666
Preguntale a tu jefa, carnal.
Next Llantos de Hambruna vs Tolucos
>whats your pronostico for this match?
tucamion pulling in as we speak its ogre lads
>>75832719
Fuck off, /bet/.
>>75832666
>panocha
worst word
>>75832719
¿quién es este demonio de semen?
>>75832762
Take it easy Monchito, your Necaxa will get into la fiesta grande next seasson.
>>75832666
El otro dia mis amigos compraron halls negras y dijeron que estaban perfectas para tener sexo oral, y yo solo dije
>jajaja ya se, wey
Cuando en realidad no sabia a que se referian
>>75832839
Explain pls.
>corona
>24 yrs of age
>5 goals
>Vela
>24 years of age
>21 goals
Why are Liga mx prospects failures? Is lozano gonna choke like Corona did
>>75832839
plot twist estaban hablando de mamar pito
>>75832839
>>75832874
a mí me pasó igual
;_;
>>75832226
>santos en el año 2017 después de nuestro señor Jesucristo
>ganar
>>75832666
Buena pregunta Satán. A monedas saladas y leche
>>75832913
Me no entender...
>>75832874
I don't what they meant, I literally thought >what did they meant by this, and kek'd internally, then realized that was reason why I was a virgin and got sad
>>75832952
iktf bro
>>75831039
>Grow a full beard
>tfw mestizo
I can't grow a beard for shit so...
>>75832906
No, no, they say that eating one and the having oral sex would good, but I don't get why
>>75832874
se supone que se siente chido que te la mamen despues de tragar esas madres
son memes de normiebook. mejor jalatela con vaporub es lo mismo
>>75832874
>>75832913
>>75832952
The mint in the halls gives the pussy a fresh sensation, you can blow on it and she will moan.
Me caga que Santos no use su uniforme de local en su estadio
>>75833084
meme teams gonna meme
>>75832988
grow a Nezahualcoyotl beard
Wtf happened to santos
They used to fill their stadium easily
>>75832988
>tfw mestizo but have to shave since 12 and able to grow a full beard since 15
All my friends say they are jealous and if they could they would grow a beard, but I shave everyday because I feel dirty if I don't.
>>75832874
son pendejadas normis de Normibook o instagram
ahora andan con el mame de la piña,
me imagino quienes empiezan con esos mames son pubertos pendejos de 17 a 19 años
>300+ replies in a /ligamx/ thread
based
>>75833042
The recent meme was for BJ though
>>75833177
Callate el hocico, pendejo.
>>75833094
Lo se
>>75833123
Construyeron un nuevo estadio mas grande
>>75833177
de esos 300 posts nomas como 50 son de futbol lol
>>75833165
Oh si vi un meme de la piña, supuse que era por el mito de que si comes mucha piña tu semen va a saber a piña, pero ahora que explican lo de las halls supongo que es lo mismo pero con la legua escaldada
>>75833123
y considera que los abonados entraban gratis lmao
>>75833181
The general idea is the same.
>>75833177
Last season we got more than 500 and autosage in semis, in the Chivas America match
>>75833247
yo no he visto eso
expliquen
Put 50 on toluca
>>75833247
la gente que cree eso fuma pall malls y tragan dorilocos y piensa que la piña le va hacer paro
>>75833315
Nigga the post you're quoting literally explained it.
>>75833202
>t. Monterreyfag
Baila baila como el pinguino baila
return to /copalib/ when
>>75833314
wasn't that over two days?
>finally get a gf
>no se baja al charco
>>75833353
Remember Dorilocos? These are they now
>>75833410
Shower you dirty mexishit
why is there a 30-something-yo milf that keeps liking my photos on normibook, lads?
what did she mean by that
>>75833438
I bet she likes everybody's posts. You're over thinking this.
>>75833438
you already asked anon, stop being a pussy and ask her directly.
>>75833438
You already posted her in the Patético v Halal match, isn't "she" a man, though?
>>75833404
Ehh, I don't remember exactly, I just remember the autosage part and some girl from master chef getting posted
>>75833410
pero ella se deja chupar la panocha?
Si se deja no hay pedo, sino mandala a la verga, maricon.
>>75833438
Ya callate el hocico pendejo
Toluca just scored if anyone cares
LGTSS
>el rancho polvoriento de Tierrón
>Jonatan Orozco
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Is Hauche white lads?
>>75833479
oh yeah I remember her
Amelie is best master chef tBh
>>75833215
Classic /mx/
>>75833508
>t. virginfag
>>75833514
>>75833524
>>75833535
>>75833536
>Watching the literally who clasico
>>75833467
>she likes everybody's posts.
nod really
>>75833478
>>75833470
but that thread was pure spam and shitposting, don't know what to do or be sure if she wants something ldk
lel she may look weird on the pics but its a woman, l don't think a trap can have children
Who >Tecate light here?
>>75833491
le gusta que le mame el culo we
>>75833594
Is Toluca Santos a classic?
>>75833604
>not Titanium
>>75833610
lmao eres todo un beta, matate.
>>75833645
Esa solo es cuando quiero empedar
>>75833536
si es argi significa que es blanco y europeo.
>>75833610
>no que te mame a ti el culo
>o al menos que se deje que le escupas en el ano/ en la boca
>>75833654
>not eating ass
found the low test
>>75833604
>not Titanium
Fag
>>75833479
What girl? Was she hot? Pics?
>>75833604
>not drinking four lokos exclusively
>montelel defendiendo
who /pasitoperron/ here?
>>75833697
si te chupara el pito serias alpha pero asi terminas siendo un beta
>>75833713
2sweet 5me
el verdadero clasico es MAÑANA
saludos
>>75833610
Change of morra, you deserve something better.
>>75833594
B-But I support Toluca, pop team epic poster.
>>75833713
I don't want to choke on my own vomit
>>75833722
quality post desu.
>any kind of tecate
>not indio
como detectar a un maricon
>>75833772
>indio
chairos out
>>75833610
Do you at least fuck her in the ass?
Inb4 she pegs you.
>>75833748
is that supposed to be a torta ahogada? i thought it was a "wet torta" not a soup with bread.
Also, lemon?
>>75833772
I would drink Noche Buena all year if I could
>>75833757
Pero es blanca, no sabes lo afortunado que me siento de tener una nalguita blanca en un mar de prietas :^)
yo tomo esta bebida de hombres que se llama TEQUILA y lo tomare mañana viendo el clasico TAPATIO
>>75833748
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>75833772
>indio
>>75833830
this post reeks faggotry
>>75833713
Kosako>four loko
>>75833830
Te faltó
>Y arribla el ACLAS
>>75833811
sincho le pongo bien mucho
>>75833870
es
>Y mil veces arriba el Aclas
>>75833860
sounds gross, tbhh
>>75833703
Melissa Morales she was a qt, but she deleted a lot of her better pics from Facebook
onta el anon lagunero con la novia china
>>75833748
Tengo un vergo de hambre, al chile me como tres de esas.
Xolos is going to win la liguilla
fite me
>>75833610
>le gusta que le mame el culo
es puto verdad
a mi me gusta el tequila como me gustan mis clasicos.......... AÑEJO.....
>>75833827
y gorda
>>75833893
comete esta we
>>75833900
>implying the players won't sabotage Piojo
maldición del superlíder incoming
>>75832988
kek ya te chingaste
Ahora la moda es traer barba y corte con los lados rapados/rebajados
>>75833910
most faggots here drink passport
Recordatorio que el sexo anal es solo para putos
>>75833880
It's cheap as fuck, and dosen't taste that bad tßh is vodka with soda or juice or something
Should i do it carnales?
>>75833893
comete esta we
>>75833900
pls no, me toco mugrelia en la quiniela.
>>75833949
>Vanquish
shieeeeet
>>75833893
>al chile
el regiomontANO
pd:
comete esta we
>>75833951
>>75833924
>taringa "humour"
>>75833947
>Vodka
>>75833949
the Bayonetta port was supposedly shite
>>75833871
Nice hermano, bon appetit.
>>75833827
She got a good culo but man, you need to work on your privileges in that relationship, because you look so pendejo, bon appetit too lol.
>>75833910
Y unas plebitas ajúa!
>>75833949
Play bayo on wii u
>>75833748
>not eating it from a bag for peak efficiency
Puto fresa matate alv
>>75833929
I know just let me enjoy the last moments
>>75834018
>boli de lonche
Pinches jalisjotos por eso nadie los respeta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip08j-DBm0s
Nos vemos en la vuelta para la segunda dosis, abur!
>>75833944
I used to drink a shit lot of passport when I was 15, now it's William or Captain Morgan
>>75833900
Choose your champion
>>75833772
Official beer rankings
XX>Indio>Modelo>Tecate>Sol>Corona>Carta Blanca
recuerdo cuando había pendejos que pedían a Orozco de portero titular para confederaciones y mundial
>>75834054
>captain morgan
grossly overpriced in mexico
eso fue como hace 5 años carnal no mames
AAAAAAAARRRRIBA LAS CHIVAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
>Triverio Sanchez
How do you said bicampeon in your cunt
>>75834018
>alv
>>75834080
>150 pesos
That's dirty cheap though I prefer a good Bacacho
>>75834072
>XX
are you a grill?
>>75834072
bohemia>>>>
>>75834018
>alv
duermete que mañana vas al conalep, Kevin
>>75834072
official cigs ranking
1.Police REDS
2.SoberANOS
9999999. Marlboro
9999999999. Lucky Strike
>>75834072
>carta blanca worse than sol
Kill yourself
>>75834072
>not even listing Victoria
for me:
Victoria>Corona>>>(when i'm already borracho and there's nothing else>>Indio>CartaBlanca>the rest are not worth naming
>>75834047
>not realizing is the best way to eat
>you don't need a table
>you only need one hand
>you don't get your hands full of sauce
We are just too advanced for your simple minds
>>75834072
>Carta Blanca bottom
>Indio 2nd best
>Sol even rated
Delete this right now
>>75834072
Noche Buena>>>
>>75834147
Official vices ranking
Drinking>Psychodelics>Hard drugs>weed lmao>literally eating shit>>>>smoking tobacco
>>75834186
>avanzados
>no saben usar cubiertos
>>75834186
This guy is already in 2039 when we can't fully adapt to 2017 yet.
>>75834230
>hard drugs over weed
dummy
>>75834174
Oh I missed it, it's actually one of my favorites
>>75834098
Pic related
>>75834230
>Drinking not 2nd worst
Fuck off Modelo shill
Como le hago para conseguir novia en Monterrey?
Pinches viejas apretadas...
>>75834230
cigs>mdma>coke>alcohol>lsd>foco>mari from experience
alvp
Tfw no edecan gf
who /Santos/ here?
am I the only one?
;_;
This match is boring tbqh
>>75834310
>cigs>
Nice meme
e we voy al oxxo que te traigo
>>75834142
De hecho estudio en UdeG, tantito menos pior
>>75834268
Coke in mexico is basically baking soda
>>75834341
Unas sol clamato
>>75834326
We are BTFOing you today
>>75834326
no >>75832163 >>75832226
>>75834341
cheetos nacho
arriba loooos leONES NEGROS DE LA U DE G
>>75834341
Lucas salsaghetti sabor sandia
>>75834341
Unos chocorroles y una coca de vidrio
>>75834308
si nomas quieres coger ve a las fiestas que hacen en las quintas en las afueras de la ciudad
literalmente todas son putas en esas c
fiestas
>>75834341
vikingo pls
con todo
>>75834341
Nothing, my raw vegan diet master race doesn't allowe me to eat anything on sell from Oxxo.
>mcc 25 años y sin vida social
Como consigues nuevos amigos a estas alturas de la vida? antes tenía un grupo de compas que con el paso del tiempo se fueron haciendo más bien conocidos, hoy en día se juntan con otros círculos de amigos normis y ya me dejaron en el olvido
>>75834395
Vete al chuco
>>75834394
El VERGA ANO
>>75834341
recarga de 20 varos. putito
>>75834395
entras a grupos de discord
>>75834419
Que pobre
>>75834395
>tfw 23 y sigo saliendo con unos amigos de la primaria
La verdad no se que haría en tu situación, vuelve a hablarle a alguno y dile que te invite con sus amigos
>>75834395
>todos se estan casando
>ya todos tienen hijos
>salen con sus novias
>cada vez hay menos opciones
>PANIC
>PANIC
>PANIC
>PANIC
He pensado en meterme a estudiar algun idioma a ver si me consigo una chava puberta pendejita o algo....
I got this right
>>75834395
Tienes que ser top autismo para no poder relacionarte en este país, o oler mucho a caca. Tengo conocidos que a sus amigos casi les insisten para convivir.
>>75834454
I did this in my chem class
Young bitches too stupid to realize im a lame
>>75834459
>>>/bet/
>>75834486
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
quien se muere primero jose josé o mi chente?
>kikebook ya hizo más difícil buscar y stalkear a alguien
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75834511
Los mexicanos que usan 4chan raramente son top autismo, no están ni cerca del nivel de los gringordos o los yuros
>>75834534
You
>>75834541
EXPLAIN
>>75834534
chavelo
>>75834454
>Same situation
>27
>get a new job
>found 20 year old girl who thinks I'm cool
It's not hard as long as you're kind of good looking.
>>75834541
¿Por qué o qué?
>>75834500
Pero estas en los EU, alla las chavas son mas putas y faciles....
>>75834500
I want an >18 girl but I'm not good even with younger girls
>>75834600
Con los negros
>>75834571
but in mexico to be 25+ and no job no social life is really a big red flag. Best hope for him is to have money and try to buy a india gf
>>75834557
>>75834590
Bueno, no realmente, pero cuando escribes algo en el buscador ya no te aparecen las fotos de perfil. Tienes que darle buscar y ya ves los perfiles, era más rápido antes REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>75834627
This. It's really hard as a non black guy to compete against a BBC.
>>75834395
Te resignas y te unes a grupos de Discord o Steam esperando cultivar amistades que no tienen valor alguno a traves del internet (como yo)
>>75831670
Is it still gignacfcwinslol
Alguno de ustedes va a ir a esta madre? queria ir pero 1000 pesos para solo ir a ver a Kendrick es mucha feria psh
>>75834541
>some girls I was stalking are now appearing on "People You May Know"
EXPLAIN THIS
>>75834635
Get a job then stupid cunt. I'm a wage cuck who I literally work in a warehouse.
>>75831670
There is literally nothing wrong with Ranchuca being champion, though
>>75834687
>not liking Weezer
Pues si hay paquetes no tan caros que salgan desde CDMX igual y voy
>>75834693
why are you calling me a stupid cunt though you faggot? I have a job and Im not struggling to get a gf
>>75834687
>normie trash events
>1000 pesos to watch some nigger
No.
>>75834600
>beleiving this meme
a todas las viejas les encanta coger. que no quieran coger contigo es otro pedo
>>75834688
THEY KNOW
>>75834719
Sorry fellow Chicano Master race. I thought I was talking with the Mexican cuck.
>>75834742
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>75834737
sim, esto es la verdad, por cada chica que quiere el bbc ay 3 mas que odian a los negros
>>75834773
Heh... whatever helps you sleep at night boi ;)
>>75834803
>vive en mexico
>obsessed with the BBC meme
este wey es puto
>>75834834
Chill cucko dont project your shit on me
>>75834865
>projects the BBC meme on females he doesn't know
lol faggot
>>75834898
chill cuck, dont talk to me
>>75834931
>tfw I actually do a lot of these
DELET
anyone have the stream for toluca-santos?
>>75835020
who the fuck cares, soccer is for poor chairos that will vote for morena or some other lefty cuck shit.
Pri is where its at.
>Talavera
>Talaverga
500 posts and like 50 of them are about actual football
Santos BTFO
lmao yantos
>Llantos
>>75835051
>PRI having a chance next year
didn't you see them get BTFO last year?
>>75835051
PRI is leftist too, infant all parties in mexico are leftist by American Standards
>>75835051
>not voting Pan
Whatafag
D I S C U L P A R O S
>>75835107
cringe
>>75835093
Not really. People will come to their senses and realize Lopez is just another Maduro.
>>75834072
Not mentioning pacifico
>>75835093
>AMLO will finally be president
Estoy preocupado pero ya todo me vale verga...
>>75835053
>>75835060
>>75834266
I was there, I remember they could have easily scored another one and end up in a 5-1 for an extra humiliation of Atlas, but the "fiel" started chimping out and everything went to shit
>>75834356
Guacala wey, saben a camaron con miados
>>75834391
La salchicha roja es la mejor
>>75834697
Some girl that I had problems with was a Pachuca fan, the only one I know
>>75835134
I thought Pacifico died, still on sale?
>>75835126
and they won't vote PRI either
they might even lose Edomex this year
>>75835137
this may be our future
unless PAN gets their shit straight
>>75835134
I have only seen people from Nayarit drink that
>>75835121
This.
>>75835126
they are leftist though. tell me 1 pro free market party in mexico. And don't tell me the Nationalist party is pro free market
>>75833949
Why so cheap?
good thread
>>75835154
I wanted to post this like from half an hour ago, but the captcha kept failing not only on my pc but in my cellphone too, both in Firefox and Overchan, it resulted that I couldn't post because I tried to use more than one quotation mark in the "fiel", ducking buckshot desu
>>75835205
1 dollar is like 10 pesos en steam
Is match over? Is anyone watching?
>>75835271
1-2 65'
>>75834486
pues yo creo que soy top autismo comparable con gringos, yuros y Japoneses.
Ya que si, en efecto no me puedo relacionar en este país, siempre fui un repelente de personas y no sé por qué, me visto normal, me aseo, me corto el pelo, puedo hablar de cualquier tema banal (futbol y la verga) camino y hablo como cualquier otro, pero en fin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>75835271
25 minutes to go
>>75835290
te huele la boca a culo
>>75835286
>>75835299
Thanks
>>75835290
Phi?
>>75835290
¿Pero en qué sentido? una cosa es que no te puedas relacionar para nada (cero, que pueden pasar semanas y no hables con nadie y que el intentarlo te sea muy complicado) y otra cosa es que seas un cabrón/chismoso/descuidaamistades.
New thread because I'm on my phone and the thread is getting slow
>>75835350
>>75835350
>>75835350
>>75835350
>>75835379
en el sentido de que no tengo vida social, y más bien mis supuestos 'amigos' fueron los que me abandonaron
>cero, que pueden pasar semanas y no hables con nadie
pues si, ya estoy acostumbrado, si no empiezo yo la conversación (ya sea irl o en redes sociales) nadie lo hace kek, de hecho ya me harté de que las viejas me dejan todas en visto en el normiebook
>cabrón/chismoso/descuidaamistades.
No no, hasta eso, soy un wey tranquilo que no le agradan los chismes ni cosas tóxicas
pero bueno, supongo que nací en la época y lugar erróneo o que sé yo.
>>75835560
do you use discord?
lets be internet friends anon! pls