/mlb/ general - ROCKIES edition

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T R O S
R
O
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Don't die tonight please

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Baseball feels good.

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

Going for 29 in 2017!!!

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please watch our team

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>Greg Bird has been hurt since March 30th
>Sanchez might be out for the season
We're absolutely fucked.

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cats

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>>75106911

jays/rays
>>75107075
>>75107075
>>75107075

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rip Gary </3

Which team in MLB deserves the most hate?

>>75107162
>rags

>Greinke vs. Bauer

literally /ourguys/

>>75107162
>rags

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Press F to pay respects

>>75107345
F for faggot. Lmao. He's no Wilson Contreras.

>tfw your team's window has basically closed

>>75107162
>rags
>>75107801
>rags

>>75107801
Can't have a window close if it's never open in the first place.
t. Braves.

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>>75106698
what a shocker

>>75106843
There is like 15 teams that haven't won since then neither none had to wait 108 years

>>75106790
Seconded

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>>75106698

>>75108079
i thought you were supposed to leave the sticker on

>>75108157
Look at the color of his (?) hand.

phils/nats
>>75108210

mest-marlins
>>75108239
>>75108239
>>75108239

>>75108157
You are, only dorks take the sticker off lol

>>75108157
that shit's over

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>most runs all NL west teams

"arcade" league BTFO

hi where is the royals thread

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A's

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>the jays are actually gonna get perfecto'd

>>75108320
make it ya lazy bum

>>75108387
i cant

>>75108386

its the 4th inning, you nonce

ROYALS STROS
>>75108477
>>75108477

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>>75108320
Have you searched the catalog for the word "shit?"

GOOD MORNING ALL!

>>75108430
its archer who owns them already and they are swinging on literally everything, making it even easier on him, they are unironically gonna get no hit minimum

>>75108514
thank you BASED bearded boy

>>75108526
It's sunset

>>75108582
It's midnight

>>75108634
It's 5:30 in the morning.

Cubs getting BREWED

People thought Kyle Hendricks was good


lol

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Let's go White Sox!

Soto with the insanely hot start wow

>>75106046
>>undefeated
>They are literally about to lose to the Stankees.
I came here to laugh at you

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This Yankee's bullpen sure is somethin

>>75109487
They just lost 4-5 to them.

>jeremy guthrie

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ONE

UNDEFEATED

TEAM

REMAINS

>>75109570
What are you fucking talking about? The Yankees just beat the Orioles 5-4 after a blown 8th inning.

>>75109560
I genuinely thought he'd retired not long after the hilariously dumb trade to Colorado

>2017
>losing games

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>>75109528
>>75109608

>>75109619
>Winning games
It's like you don't even know how to be miserable.

>0.2 IP, 6 H, 4 BB, 10 ER

What did he mean by this?

>>75109753
>ending your career with a 135.00 ERA in your final season

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CAN'T WAKE UP

>>75109801
>not ending your career with an ERA of 240.000
It's like you don't want to set a record.

>>75109801
Liriano knows this feel

>12 runs in 1 inning

JUST

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>12-0
>bot 1

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>WALGREENS

>This is the most runs given up in a single inning by the #Nationals in franchise history.

mercy rule?

>>75109882
>Nasties

>>75109914
I had to sit through 30-3, they've got a long way to go yet

Jeremy Guthrie has a 15.00 WHIP

>-6 game score

>>75109945

Still hard to believe the O's actually led at one point in that game.

>>75109945
>>75110080
I hope it ends 45-0 just to fuck over the Nats forever. Go Braves and Phils (can't believe I said that)!

>>75110080
Also someone got a save.

>>75108079
There's something perfectly elegant about this. See also: Texas Rangers.

>>75108157
Why.jpg

>Ryan Raburn

Now he cant hit against us, what a genius move!

the red sox have still scored all their runs in 1 inning in every game this season

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>>75110134
ALWAYS

While somebody having an ERA of infinite is funny. I think somebody with one that is 135.00 is funnier. Just how the number has to be mashed into the box score to fit.

>Murpee

ARCHER BTFO

>>75110346
>looking at box score
how is that btfo

>>75110333

this is a man's life

>>75110395
no no no

>>75110489
what

>Walgreens

Please score more than 31 runs Phillies

SF Giants vs SD Padres #2

8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT

>>75110492
>>75110492
>>75110492

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JUST

>Gary Sanchez goes on the DL with right biceps strain, per Yankees.

>>75110707
Holy shit. He is BTFO forever.

>>75110707
GUTH

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>Today is Jeremy Guthrie's birthday

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MARINERS!

>>75110807
Fitting. Happy birthday asshole.

>sanchez on DL
>can't hold a lead
>bird on DL
>finally had an offense that could win
>pitching is complete shit
Girardi will be done after this year, if not fired, retired.

>>75110807
HAHA NO FUCKING WAY

Arenado just took Kershaw deep in the 1st

>Jeremy Guthrie's been around 13 years, and the Phillies did so much damage in that 1st inning that his career ERA rose from 4.37 to 4.42

HOLY SHIT

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kek, guthrie's new career ERA

>>75110934
Jesus fucking Christ they ruined him.

>mfw u know someone who is a gionts fan but they cant handle the banter and blocked ur phone number

>mfwcnwgnm

>>75111058
>win 3 ships in like 6 years
>cant handle banter

>>75111058
I'd block you too because you seem like you're a homosexual.

Why did they put the New Era logo on the hats now? That shit looks dumb

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>>75111322

m8 just wait for under armor jerseys

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>>75110807
Holy shit lmao

>>75111463
Jeremy "150.00 ERA" Guthrie is a better pitcher than 80% of your staff, lastros.

Why is Angel Hernandez allowed to exist

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>>75111545
1stros btw

and our starting rotation is the only thing carrying us through these first 6 games desu.

Anyone here complete Conquest in DD 3 times?

Just finished my second cause I had a bunch of daily missions featuring conquest. Wondering if rewards are different.

name a time the Rockies had an elite pitcher

>>75111705

1903

>>75111696
Still on my first time. I don't really have a gameplan for this so I've just been steamrolling eastward

>>75111590
Wait.. did something code and turn into 'desu'? was it desu ?

Does something turn into 'desu'?

>>75111705
2017

>>75111716
Need help?
Some people say they can never do it.

>>75111705
Ubaldo Jimenez was unironically elite in 2010, threw a no hitter and got like 18 wins

>>75111738
Lifelonger detected

>>75111756
Now look at him.

>>75111781
i feel bad for him

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>>75110815
just sitting here, watching the Timbers win
>go Timbsssssssss
waiting.. drinking a Sockeye
I hate away games ;_;

Hi I'm Tim Tebow

>>75111817
I'm surprised he is even still alive.

>>75111840

hi tim, how is single A ball

>>75111840
Hi Tebow, I'm Kenesaw Mountain Landis.

>>75111738
>>75111590
...I figured it out

>astros in the 8th inning vs the royals

KEK

>>75112190
good job tbqh

>>75112325
wrong thread

don't poo in here =\

>someone was kind enough to explains cricket to me
I wish I knew where to catch the big important tourneys
sounds interesting

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>both yankees and red sox lost


who /stoked/ here?

fuk both those franchises

>>75110854

If the Yankees miss the playoffs, it will be 4 times out of the past 5 years the MFY have missed the postseason.

Topkek

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who's making the M's thread????

>>75110934
lmao

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gib 200 million

>>75113338
>that yearly WAR
no way he gets that much

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>>75113338
I like those 8th innings against the astros

Rags currently have 0 (zero) hits

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our ofeense still bad

>walk-off walk
>blow gays

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>158 more games of this bullpen

>rags

>>75110854
the only think you can fault Girardi is his management of the bullpen

>2017
>giving up a walkoff walk

I seriously, serioudly, SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this

>>75113784
we did it in 2016 as well

>>75113833

>rags

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>>75113617
Hope the bats don't start to light up next week

>>>>>>>>>Kershit

>Graveman

JUST

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>M's thread?

What the fuck kershaw

rags are on the board bvabyyy

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>>>>>>>>KERSHIT X 2

>kershit

>rags
>kershit
>rags
>rags
>rags
>kershit

Kershaw just gave up back to back HRs

>rags

Don't let the rags distract you from the Nats losing 17-3

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>Kershocked

>big game james currently has a lower era than kershaw

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>Kershit

This is like winning the WS for Rockies fans

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>>75114111
>Being so asspained you posted this in both threads

>Kershaw getting lit up
>Bum can't handle a group of rookies/second-year players

Greinke and Gray run this show now

>>75114111
I would say what winning the WS is like for Dodgers fans, but none of them are old enough to remember what that's like

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>>75114111

>segura single
>haniger dinger
Thanks Arizona!

Where is the mariners thread tho

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where is the thread

>>75114322
make it

>Bumgarner and Kershaw btfo
>Greinke wins the school shooter duel
>Nasts sent to the shadow realm
>Red Cucks have a disease
>Sanchez ded

>>75114389
what a season

Today's great evidence for my totally well researched and not made up off the top of my head theory that starting pitching is basically worthless

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Phils win
Mets lose
Marlins new kings of the NL Least

pass it on

>>75114389
>astros btfo by Roylel 8th inning meme magic again

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JUST

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>>75114389
Tigers with one last chance :)

>>75114433
You're may be on to something, my lad

>>75114433
starting pitchers don't usually win you games but they can lose games

>>75114444


>multiple entries
kek

>>75114444
This was such a reactionary piece

No way were Kershaw's performances were that bad

>Pooeeg

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>Today's M's thread was cancelled because....

Why?

>>75114385


mariners angels
>>75114591
>>75114591
>>75114591

>mazara
>rags

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how do we prevent the jays bullpen from losing 50 games this season?

>>75114534

> baseball 'journalism'
> not complete and utter garbage

pick one, m8

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Thoughts?

>>75114678
Kershot

>>75114678

king soopers should really drop the branding and just go full kroger tbqhwy

>>75114678
Kerplunk

>>75114678
whatever, we're still gonna win the division by 10 games

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>"do you trust me, anon"- Josh Donaldson

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>>75114712
>>75114715
>>75114727
>>75114728
and how about this?

>>75114678
Rockies are pretty cool

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>>75114678
>>75114755

Saved and kek'd.

>>75114755

well, i've been to coors field, and the forestry just feels like a cheap, phony tack-on

i'm going to dodger stadium in june tho so i'll have a comparison for you then

Any Showbros here? I'm going insane over this challenge

>Hit a home run and double in the same game with Rookie Dante Bichette
>He has 60 power against lefties, and 30(THIRTY) against righties

>>75114678
>>75114755
>Kerfeces

>Mike Trout just had a 14 pitch AB vs Felix Hernandez

who /rockies based ball/ here?

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>>75114927
Yes.

the rockies are actually fuck shit

Wow the Rockies are starting hot again

Too bad they'll be irrelevant by June

Rocktober would be pretty based desu.

phillies are elite

Are the rockies finally fucking good again?

>tfw sat Gray because I thought he'd get raped by the Dodgers offense

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>>75115112
THIS

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/ASBG/ 's Today thread is open, come shitpost about asian baseball with us~

>>75114987

>>75115193
How new are you to rookies baseball? They do this literally every April

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Not even gonna wait for this one to finish.

Losedians

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Phils going all the way this year.

>>75115217
I haven't followed them for about 5 years now, but a friend of mine says they're "legit" this season. Good to know he's full of shit

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>8 IP, 2 ER
>Lose

JUST

PADRES WIN LMAO

Post >yfw the DBags and Rockies are leading the NL West, with the Padres in 3rd place

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>>75115285
Anon here, knocked on wood just to be safe.

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LOL AT LEAST THE DODGERS AREN'T AS PATHETIC AS THE JINTS

>A small breeze blows past your ear
>"...rocktober..." it breathes

jints are going to be 4 games behind the dbags

>>75115193
theyre always the best team for the first month or two then fizzle out
Happens every year

Who got BTFO harder

Bumgarner or Kershaw?

>>75115527
kershit

>jints
;_;
i-it's cold down here in the basement lads

>>75115503
Not in 2007-8 era when it was rocktober

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>Tfw what is allegedly one of the best rotations in baseball is sucking cock
why do the Mets have to be like this

>>75115527
>8 innings
>allow only two er
>you team can't get more than a single fucking run again the worst bullpen in the NL
vs
>meemee park
tough one..

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It's happening.

>>75115583
the rotation is fine
the lineup is maybe the worst in baseball

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The sneks are ruthless

>>75115611
The past two games have been the rotation's shit imo, the offense being bad is normal.

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>>75115583

>Diamondbacks, Twins, and phillies are all good this year and will make the playoffs

Early 2000s revival?

>>75115583
the top 3 pitchers allowed 2 runs in 3 games. the offense is a much bigger problem

rockies relievers are actually legit it seems, we'll have to see if injuries bone our starters

>>75115675
gsellman wasn't that terrible and he's 23
wheeler is the 5th starter what would you expect from him

>>75115701
>Phillies
they are only 2-3 don't get ahead of yourself.

fuck a kershaw

>>75115701
Remember when people said the same shit about the phillies and white sox literally this moment last year for nearly a month?

good times

god this is gonna be another year with "walgreens coasts to the division playing a bunch of shit teams while the mest choke against said shit teams but then walgreens inevitably loses in the first round of the playoffs", isn't it

>>75115701
the lillies are fucking 2-3

>>75115830
nobody ever accused lilies fans of being rational, they think scoring 17 runs means they're good. Should take note of the rangers when they put up 30 on the orioles and finished the season in 4th

>>75115794
>>75115830
>looking at record 5 games into the season

Uhh, what? I know a good team when I see one, and these Phillies are.. possibly average.

>>75115826
the nats will trade for greg holland at the deadline and shut down stras as early as possible if they think they can clinch a playoff spot without him in the last few weeks

also bruce hooper looks set for another MVP season

>>75115651
never doubt that offense in that meme park

>>75115826
Based off of today I'd say Walgreens has a good chance of choking, although I can't pick a specific month because nearly every month is dogshit easy.

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Post yfw Indians-Reds World Series this year.

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>>75115944
>backpedaling with this much vigor
hahahahahahahahahaha

>mfw kershit had NEVER given up 2 hrs in a row until giving 2 up to fucking Mark Renolds and Parra

>>75116006
reynolds is gonna have a monster year as a coors babby

>>75115996
>not being able to read tone

You might just be retarded. If you've read my various posts in this general before you know I've been lukewarm about this season at best, and have never expected to make the playoffs in my wildest dreams.

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Injuns get

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no windians

>>75116043
i sincerely doubt it. He'll fade a month into the season and desmond will come back off IR just in time to fill the void

can the Pirates finish 81-81 again? isn't that like their thing?

>>75116044
I hope you realize that the disadvantage of using a trip is everyone can call you out on your autism
>>75115211
>>75115701
2/5 posts so far, and another 2 of those 5 have been backpedaling

>>75116090
>losing by 10 runs to the dbags

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>>75116107
If you can't tell that both those posts are made with a tongue-in-cheek optimism than again - you might just be retarded.

>>75116230
>tongue and cheek optimism
>grouping a 2-3 team with 2 teams on a good 5-1 streak in the claim that all 3 are good
Its not even worth it to argue, lillies fans are like fucking goldfish

>>75115611
the other new york team lineup is worse. mets at least have Cespedes

>>75115718
If there is one thing that Bud Black knows how to fix, it's a bullpen.

"Jeremy Guthrie"

>>75116301
Do you honestly think the twins or d-backs will make the playoffs? lol

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Elite?

Post clubs you DONT want to see make it into the playoffs, not because you don't like them, but because they're boring/stale/useless when they're in them.

I'll start:

NL
Dodgers
Giants
Cardinals

AL
TIgers
Orioles

>>75116599
Whatever shitty team you root for

>>75116619
Jokes on you, they don't make it to the playoffs

>>75116599
Whatever shitty team you root for

>>75116314
mets have two top 3 players at a position in their league. yankees don't have that.

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This is your date tonight (male)

>>75116599
>not adding Nats & Mets to NL
>forgetting the red sox and yankees in the AL

fuck you're retarded

>>75116715
>be a rockies fan
>call someone else retarded

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>>75116715
*memes into the playoffs*

heh nothing personnel kid

How badly would the Red Sox be getting BTFO if Miguel Cabrera was hitting right now?

>>75116728
let me guess, you're either a fan of one of the teams i mentioned or the giants/dodgers

I want a personal apology from every Dodgers fan in this thread. I'll wait.

>>75116830
I actually thought about adding all 4 of those teams but, Yanks havent been in lately, mets went to WS, Nats probably should have been on the list, and Red Sox are mix

>>75116766
I wish your team could hit and moved to a different state

Everyone agrees the postseason is more interesting when the Yankees are in it. You either love us or hate us, but you watch.

>>75116877
Tigers haven't been in in awhile either.

>>75116985
uh is 2014 not recently?

>>75116921
The who?

>>75116921
I watch when the Yankees end up playing the Tigers.

And then they inevitably get embarrassed.

>>75117033
The dollar signs

Postseason I want to see (left out fave team for fairness)

AL
Rays
Whos
Twins
Astros

NL
Braves
Brewers
Rockies
Padres

The effort they'd all put in to win the WS would be astounding

>>75117023
No. Seems like a lifetime ago.

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>>75117175
I want a Mest Barve playoff series again

>>75117175
but the braves have won the world series and are notorious underachievers. I think you mean you want the nats

>>75117232
Both teams would have to not be shit for that to happen. Seems almost like an impossibility.

>>75117175
The whos should not be on there. They've won a world series in the last decade.

Reminder: you would have had Verlander vs Porcello for your viewing pleasure tomorrow at 1pm is the Whos hadn't ruined everything.

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>>75117461
I guess we'll all just have to settle for Verlander vs Sale

>>75117461
>porcello
who cares

>>75117583
Which we've seen hundreds of times by now. And a day game on a Monday, when many of us will be at work.

Thanks Whos.

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>>75117671

>>75117671
You seem to be salty about something they can't control
Do you by chance have autism

>>75117656
It's not about Porcello, it's about watching Verlander take out his anger on the vomitting husk of Boston's lineup.

It's like you don't want to see 27 ks.

Walgreens are a fucking joke. Kill yourself nats fans.

>>75117461
You mean the rain hadn't ruined everything?

>>75117738
>they can't control
It wasn't even raining at game time.

>>75117801
It was Before, during, and after

is the problem too many aces?

Cubs settling in. i don't know who can stop us in the NL. Maybe the Mets if they pull it together. Not afraid of anyone else.

>>75117884
Over half of the aces in the AL aren't actually aces.

Mike Trout 0-4, 3 strikeouts, fat

>>75118027
Is he done

>>75118062
Probs lol. As a yankees fan i don't even want him.

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Honestly kinda glad I had to work tonight and couldn't watch the game.
Had a gut feeling that Keuchel was gonna pitch a gem, but I couldn't have imagined the horrors of our bullpen.
Y'all have at least been decent enough to not rub it in too badly. Thanks friends.

>>75118149
fuck off tripnigger

>>75118149
>disastros