Royals @ Astros game thread

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First for SPRINGER DINGER

>>75132414
Good pupper

ruh roh

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THE MADMAN!
HE DID IT AGAIN!

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hey im unbanned

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the madman
he did it again

>>75132483
I thought you were ded

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>>75132483
That image is terrifying
Welcome back tho

>>75132506
>dressing up your pets
Special place in hell for those people

>>75132504
apparently posting a facebook screencap of LeX that has been posted 10000 times in cbb threads is now doxxing

>>75132543
I agree, but in this case it was the dog that dressed himself

>>75132568
The mods were being faggots in the cbb threads. I'm currently evading a ban I got in one of those

He was like a foot off the bag, what are they gonna challenge

...is that not illegal

>>75132588
Then the dog is going to hell

>>75132665
It's fielding 101

Nice play by moose but yeah, that shouldn't be legal

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>>75132685
>trip that doesn't know anything about baseball

>>75132706
I'm all for fielders being able to block the bag. But if we're gonna say that you can't slide into the fielders or bowl through the catcher at home, then they shouldn't let fielders block the bases with their body. I'm just saying that they should be consistent with how the rules are applied, or go back to the old way.

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THANK YOU BATHED PERETH

>>75132764
You can truck any fielder as long as they are blocking the bag when they don't have the ball

tbH I hate our Sunday unis. I wish they'd just wear pic related instead of that BP lookin jersey.

>>75132764
Where does it end though
No more defensive plays at all? Just let them walk the basepaths with impunity

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>>75132817
>trip doesn't know what "pic related" means

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>houston """""baserunning""""'

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>>75132817
forgot pic

>>75132836
>what are unwritten rules
Guys used to know not to spike the fielders without reason, because the other team would retaliate accordingly. Obviously they're not just gonna pulverize the infielders when they know they'll get their face kicked in later.

If one more base runner decides to be stupid I'm running to MMP and strangling him.

>>75132937
>what are unwritten rules
Look guy don't try this ebin condescension with me when you literally didn't know >what are the written rules

>Marwin is unironically hitting 250 pts higher than Gurriel
What a bust, that yuli

>>75132999
Wasn't trying to be a dick, sorry man. Also nice trips.

underrated blocking tbqh

I think he's safe, looks like he kept his finger on when his foot came off

He'll stay at 2nd

>Josh Reddit in charge of making good decisions
doesn't matter if he's safe or not, I'm gonna kill our 1st base coach

>red dick

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>3 outs on the basepaths
>end of 2nd inning

>>75133145
Hit and run, guy. Dauer isn't making that call. And these umps have definitely had better series.

jesus houston is just trying to get swept

mon
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now THAT's what I call an illegal challenge!

>>75133249
Players aren't allowed to make marks in the dirt anymore? Wtf what a retarded rule

>>75133249
to clarify, it was well over 30 seconds after the play that Yost challenged

>baserunning in general

what am i witnessing on the basepaths

>>75133249
they gave your guys a challenge after like a minute and a half yesterday, calm down

also lolex gordon't

Is this baserunning disease contagious or something?

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This is turning into a nice little pitchers duel boys

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>actually getting hosmer out

>>75133720
I'm flattered that anyone considers Eric Hosmer a tough out

>>75133770
Who do y'all want for him? I'll give you Yuki Gurriel and a player to be named later

>>75133886
That little fella round bout 2nd base or so

>>75133944
At this rate you can have him 2bh

Is houston getting ptsd from this series?

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wow I hate this team now

das what speed do

ruh roh

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IS THIS IT? IS THIS OUR INNING?

>8 straight balls
the pitching coach has done a shit job of getting the pitchers ready for the season jfc

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Aoki!

wew that d

that was fucking nice

some of the worst baserunning in the league right here

Mondesi looks like he's legit
good for y'all

>>75134506
nah hes way overhyped and cant hit. you can have him for correa

>>75134506
He has his moments but he's still pretty young and it shows

I'm rooting for him 100%

>>75134517
what about for Aoki

>>75134541
shortstop for shortstop you shit. correa cant even field easy groundballs so you are getting a great deal

the moose

is loose

>lolstros

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I hate my life

>>75134566
We've had too many all-glove-no-bat SS in the last decade+ already

$300 for that sonic slam

do the astros have a woman as one of their local commentators?

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>stream dying
>team dying

>>75134723
why didnt you just go to the game

>>75134713
No, she's like a sideline reporter. One of the broadcasters from last year doesn't work for them anymore because he hit on her.

>>75134739
Broke and no car

>>75134760
post pic of sideline reporter

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>>75134797

>>75134962
how am i supposed to make a good judgment based off of that pic you idiot

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>>75135006
she's overrated imo

>calling for a high fastball on 0-2 against correa
salvy wtf are you doing

>>75135072
Looks a bit like a midget in the face

>>75135072
would not risk comfy broadcast job to hit on/10

did they report what the guy said?

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>>75135099
she got O R B I T E D

>>75135126
Agree.
http://m.mysanantonio.com/sports/mlb/article/Astros-broadcaster-mesmorized-by-sideline-8391671.php
http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2016/10/28/13461464/astros-clean-the-broadcast-slate-alan-ashby-not-returning

>>75135226
kek

>>75135226
dude was creepy but what he said wasnt really a fireable offense

>>75135280
Cringekino for sure. Never really liked him anyway. Geoff Blum is doing a great job now.

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>>75135226
kek at this pic in the first article

>>75135315
It was more that they had a set broadcast team for a long time in Bill Brown and Jim Deshaies and now they're trying to experiment and find a really good replacement. He just wasn't stellar in general.
That and he probably hit on her all the time offscreen.

>>75135386
she looks like a ho fosho

>>75135380
>alan-ashby-throws-his-nuts-at-female-fans.jpg

>10 strikeouts against this beta bitch
and somehow still winning

do it raul mondesi

mondesi when your only use on offense is bunting you cant stop running on a close call

>chris young warming up
fucking why

Wood is fucking horrible what a terrible signing

Gurriel you absolute diarrhea ocean

why are they called the crawford boxes?

cut woods

hmmmm

what happened to that guy who threw himself off his barn. wheel his gurney to the mound and get this fucking bum out

these fucking parks with little league dimensions

BASED MARWIN STRIKES AGAIN

>>75135783
They're on Crawford street

BETTER BRING IN THE EXTREME FLYBALL PITCHER YOST

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Astro fan wooing in the distance

WEB GEM

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>swinging on the first pitch against a guy who gives up dingers like herpes

His glove says "Woody"

Ready to see an even worse bullpen?

>>75135985
yall are probably gonna lose but the royals still have a worse bullpen

>>75135985
wow that was so horrible

>>75135985
royals bullpen is bottom 5 this year

gj harris

tfw no royals blue hair gf

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>more chris young

I think the royals bullpen is gonna end up average no worse than 20th in ERA. They always start out a littl slow but then the figure out who to pitch and when.

is the astros ultimate plan to throw 9 manlets up to the plate

>>75136230

are manlets the new moneyball? Is the future 5'3" Venezuelans

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>not stealing on chris "17 seconds to home" young

>>75136272
the next generation of venezuelans will all be manlets since their government is starving the populace

the damn mexican landscaper has been standing outside my window with the leaf blower for the past 2 innings

>>75136230
>the Houston Gaedels

wew

mondesi almost blew it

Gattis is BASED!
BASED!

>>75136532
your stream is way slow

Did you know that Chris Young is 6'10" and went to Princeton

wow gurriel is absolutely awful

>>75136553
Yeah all the ones I've tried today suck. I usually don't have problems with them.

hos wouldve been safe if he knew wtf was going on

brandon moss

MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

1st hit is a take the lead in the 9th homer

nice

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dis gonna be a sweep

More like the Kansas City Dingers huh?

>>75136792
if the k was a little league park they would hit more

Uh oh

well fuck

fuck this meme park

>315 foot """""""home run"""""""""

MLB needs to step in and mandate changes for this joke park

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>>75136998
>tfw half of my high school lineup could hit that easy

>people complaining about the size of Minute Maid
Do you want more shutout games or something? Baseball is boring enough dont need to make it harder for hitters

>>75137130
dude dingers lmao

wont even give that b8 a (you)

>>75137153
Dude what lmao XD

already used young. gonna have to use strahm if this game goes too long

>>75137292
boy's got the nerves, this shit will kill him

i cant imagine what its like to have to decide between using soria or strahm

when will the astros bring in gregerson

>that fat fuck screaming behind homeplate

>>75138140
He just tipped his hat

>>75138184
hes annoying enough on the broadcast i would hate to have paid for those tickets and had to sit next to him

he keeps yelling YIPPYKIYAY

defense really fucking over strahm

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who /walkoffbomb/ here?

>>75138432
hey

mccann wouldve killed that fat lady

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>>75138441
HEY

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>mfw I have a great AB

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>bases loaded

HahahhahahahHahahahahahahah

didnt throw a single fucking strike that entire at bat

simply epic

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WALKoff
KEK

BOI

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Psssssssh

Go astros

the defense shouldve got strahm out of that inning earlier but you cant walk two straight batters to end a game

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BASED GATTIS STRIKES AGAIN HAHAHA

>>75136998
Shut the hell up, the Astros aren't the only ones who benefit from their memey ass park. Anyone who goes in there can hit 315 ft routine fly balls for home runs.

>>75135226
Omg I never heard that.. that's creepy, like really bad

>>75139511
People love to act like they change the dimensions every half inning. It's hilarious.