Official Jays @ Rays Gamethread

pretty decent pitching matchup. hoping for a pitching duel tonight.

Real thread
>>75107219

>>75107273
>8 minutes later

uh no

>>75107304
>406x228
Yes

>facing Archer
>in tampa

fuck. Jays are screwed

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>tulo hitting under .200 in april again

MEMEBALL

so which facet of our team is going to collapse and lose us the game today? Offense bullpen or starter

>>75107540
Archer is gonna get a no hitter cause our bats SUCK

>forgot to start aaron sanchez in fantasy

fuck

>>75107732
good, hes going to fuck up today

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Are there even baseball fans in Florida?

at this point im just hoping we dont get no hit

fuck smoak

>not just throwing smoak 3 straight sliders dead center of the strike zone

>>75107075
>>75107075
This chris archer cat, damn

Daily reminder that SmoaK makes $4 million (4 million dollars) per annum for being the worst player in the history of baseball

>>75107907
Bautista still plays baseball

Literally mowing down the lineup

>>75107913
bautista was worth 2 wins last year in his worst ever season since he broke out like 8 years ago

justin smoak has a career 0.1 WAR over 7+ seasons

>>75107951
>justin smoak has a career 0.1 WAR over 7+ seasons

No he doesn't.

rest in peace no hitter

>>75107973
my mistake, 0.1 was his WAR for last season

his career fWAR is 0.4

>>75108047
>his career fWAR is 0.4

lol no it isn't.

>>75108061
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=9054&position=1B

that nigger smith fast as fuck

>>75108087
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/smoakju01.shtml

>>75108097
they use different stats neither are incorrect

>>75108097
what did you think i meant when io said fWAR?

bWAR gives a ton of weight to defense

>1.6 WAR over 8(EIGHT) season and almost 3000 plate appearances is something to be proud of

hes gonna throw a perfect game isnt he

>>75108244
It's gonna go extra innings desu

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>smoak and pillar are team batting average leaders

>6 K’s

Jesus Christ

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>It's a scoreless until the 7th and Blue Jays win episode

>we chose this piece of shit over Edwin

>>75108364
we literally offered edwin 80 million you twat and even that was stupid

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Noah Syndergaard is 24.

>>75108429
meanwhile the rest of the team is 30 or older and falling apart

STOP REEEEEEEE

>buck and pat spend the first 3 innings gushing over how good sanchez was pitching

someone just get a fucking hit so i can stop worrying about us getting embarassed

fucking finally

>>75108364
shut up faggot

>>75107782
has he been fucked up yet?

>>75108825
ask me in 10 minutes

Who ready for the leafs to choke themselves out of the gayoffs?

>>75108955
>furpuck

>blue gays

whoa cmon spic what aere ou doing

challenge that for interference gibbons you fucking moron

i didnt even think gibbons was at this game until i saw him waddle out of the dugout just right now LOL

>>75109123
not a chance of it being overturned, it was a clean slide

>>75109123
it wasnt interference

>travis
u kidding nigga?

>>75109139
tons of dumb challenges have been rewarded by incompetent review teams, this is a key moment in the game

I'm drinking the GRONK flavoured sip right now lol

If the blue jays were an all white team we wouldn't be having these problems desu

>>75109156
what the fuck did you want him to do there?

>>75108955
at least theyre in a position to choke them away

the blow gays wont even be in contention

didnt sanchez have blister issues last year as well

>>75109186
not completely fuck up the throw?

>>75108825
>>75108868
yes he has

That was an absolute hanger

>>75107075
If we can't even beat the rays, this team is dead.

>>75109164
he challenges and loses his chance to challenge something else

seasons over

that's it for me bros

see you in 2064

>>75109248
we never beat the rays you lifelong

>>75109248
reminder the blue jays are notoriously bad against the rays

>>75109204
Yeah in mid September

>>75109263
>we

They beat them last year, when they were good.

jays have maybe one good batter who can hit a baseball :|

>>75109282
>last year
>good

>>75109290
Yeah, good, retard.

Jays are dead.

Have fun rebuilding for 50 years in typical cuck fashion.

>>75109282
no they didn't you bandwagon fuck. Also >good KEK

>>75109280
must be due to his greasy spic hands

>>75109303
thanks for your post worst korea

>>75109303
thanks

>>75109306
>>75109290
kys they had the best starting rotation in all of baseball

>>75109282
>8-11

uh no

>>75109303
Such kind words from a "great" country

It seems whenever a Jays player does endorsements they start turning to shit

>>75109338
so they beat them 8 (eight) tmes last year is what youre saying?
>>75109344
booster juice my nigga

>>75109336
>calling it a good season
>lost in 5 games to the cleveland native americans

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>>75109336
with the worst offense in the 2nd half of the year

>>75109339

>Canada talking shit

You have the worst economy in the G10

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>>75109336
KEK

>Martin

>>75109365
and lost 11. so they didn't beat them

>>75109369
yeah and now their offense is even worse cuck
>>75109366
>>75109366
Okay thanks lifelong lol.. oh wait you just.. lol wathced the.. olol... postseason. .lol

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>RA Dickey has more offense than most of the Jays squad

wew

>>75109403
imagine having wathced

>>75109399
>didnt beat them
they beat them eight times lol

>>75109432
Thanks reddot

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HAT DAHGS

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>>75109444
>sean in charge of reading comprehension

reminder hotdogs are made out of chicken anus, beaks and talons ggrinded up into a disgusting paste

>>75109490
SOME DELICIOUS LOOKIN HAT DAHGS

>>75109525
sounds delicious tbqh

>>75109496
I dont think you have reading comprehension

eight wins cuck, eight wins

>>75109525
still taste delicious tho

>>75109534
fuck you meet me at Bay and Adelaide noon on Monday and say that to my face mother fucker and watch what happens

Nice AB KP

>that bullet time dodge by Archer

The 2017 Toronto Blue Jays offense, ladies and gentlemen.

>>75109559
fuck you meet me at Bay and Adelaide noon on Monday and say that to my face mother fucker and watch what happens

>>75109553
and eleven (11) losses you cuckold aka they LOST the series

>>75109583
why wait I'm there right now guess you are just a pussy faget lmaoooo

>>75109622
see u there

>>75107794
publix

>>75109622
fuck you meet me at Bay and Adelaide noon on Monday and say that to my face mother fucker and watch what happens

>>75109629
there were multiple series you lifelong lol you dont just face one team 19 times in a row lol you lifelong lol ahhahah lol and if you wanna count the entire year as one series well then youre still wrong you lifelonf because you said they never beat the rays when in fact they beat them 42% of the time lol youd know that if you werent a lifelong lol

>>75109622
run along now your mother's cooking curry

who /worriedabouttravishere/

>>75109641
I'll be the 10/10 facial aesthetics man with a blue jays tie on
>>75109634
No you arent
>>75109654
Ok
>>75109693
Spotted an actual non ironic lifelong

>>75109702
I kind of hope he dies so the jays use someone who doesnt suck

>>75109673
nice wall of text KEK truly a bandwagon post paki

>>75109735
this looks slightly too reddity for my liking
>>75109752
Run along now your mothers cookin' curry

>>75109702
I'm sure he'll be on the DL by June

>>75109673
they lost 3 series including a sweep, and won 2

>>75109770
>old memes
kek someone put this lifelonger down already

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ITT we prove that we are actually lifelong blue jay fans

>>75109794
>and won 2
Thought you just said they never beat the Rays? guess you werent a fan of baseball yet when they won those series huh lifelonger?

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>>75109881

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>>75109927

>>75109927
You saved that .gif on Thu, 05 Jun 2014 00:01:33 GMT

so.. that makes you a almost 3 year lifelong fan

my can is from 1993, that makes me a true lifelong fan

>>75109973
that gif is from when /sp/ first started lurk more newfag

>>75109997
you saved it 2014 lol the timestamp is lol right lol in the lol filenme lol you stupid lol newfag lol lifelong lol lurkmore kid

archer in trouble!! oh wait no one on the jays can hit a baseball

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>>75110028
thanks for the (yous)

jose pops it up cya next inning

>Morales
more like NOrales

that new jays pickup looks like donuts (only lifelongs will know what im talking about)

>moralshit

T U L O

blue jays batting fucking depressing

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2LOW

sean is a deadman

what will lifelongers do if the jays win tonight :thinking:

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>>75110126
BASED

he is not going to throw you a fastball when the entire fucking team is biting on that slider literally every time

STOP

>>75110162
they wont though, the bullpen will blow it

>>75110247
whats more likely, the bullpen blowing it or your mom blowing me tonight?

>>75110162
>the gays will win
man sean is dumb

>>75110323
wow that is a spic bat if i ever seen one

>>75110323
soon isn't soon enough

>>75110162
Fall asleep blissfully

>>75110376
youre not going out on the prowl for a night of hooliganism with the lads?

>>75110397
>not getting a good nights rest
kys

>>75110162
>win
We'll have forgotten what that means by the All Star Game

>>75110423
you sound like a shut in autist

i bet you read books and have glasses LOL

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>>75110397
>going out ever
reeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking normie scum gtfo

>>75110435
>we

Clean your shit filled tap water

>>75110474
Im just gonna get wasted alone

>>75110452
>being a normie faggot
Run along now your mothers cookin' curry

this is why i disliked mexicans

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>>75110529
um

>>75110397
I'm drinking beer and blazing and watching baseball and playing mlb the show 17

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>>75110568
nice white image there something you wouldn't know anything about paki KEK

>>75110571
okay so youre 15 years old

reported for being underage

>>75110624
Everyone knows Im the whitest person in toronto

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>>75110665
stop you're killing me!

>>75110693
lol ok lifelonger you just eposed yourself lurk mORE

>>75110665
run along now your mothers cookin curry

>>75110706
>sean thinks hes white
the comedy never stops!

>>75110727
>>75110727
I see your flag says you're "Canada" but we all know youre from India

you smelly fucking curry nigger i can smell your dirty brampton ass all the way here in Toronto

they should pull archer if they know whats good for them LOL

>>75107794
Yes

Based Smoak does it again

Rally's on boys

do something this time you cunts

>smoak actually getting a hit streak going
WOAH

>>75110827
Way to jinx it, cumturd

>Pillar batting

>Jays RISP
oh boy here we go

>archer still in the game

>2nd start of the season
>throws 110+ pitches

Bold move by the Rays

>TRAVIS

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>they can get hits without anyone in scoring position
>they cant get hits with anyone IN scoring position

APOLOGIZE

DANNELSEN

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BASED JOSH

lol lifelongers on suicide watch

Thank fucking god for Donaldson in this lineup

Did josh unironically dye the tip of his hair blonde? is this 2002?

>>75111158
>dirty mudslime hating strong aryan viking

Go back to Turkmenistan

>>75111182
Run along now your mothers cookin curry

biagini is so bad dirty fucking wop

HOLY FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

THROW STRIKES

>biagini
oh ffs

Bravo, bullpen.

oh my fucking fuck

2 bullpen losses in 4 games thats not too bad

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FUCK YES FINALLY

Oh man this is gonna be a long season if the bullpen keeps pitching like this.

>>75111429
um ? ? WHHY DO U CARE UR NOT CANADIAN U FUCKING LIFELONGER

>>75111429
Traitor

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Edwin Encarnacion would have ended this game already.

>>75111445
Stop yelling at me, Sean

>>75111515
But I'm not actually from here

>>75111530
I remember before this douche was elected i was the only one here telling and warning everyone not to vote for him and everyone was like no dude wee lmao xDDDD
and now everyone hates him..

i fucking told you cucks

>>75111600
but dude tho, weed

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who /rays/ here

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>>75111666
It's just the two of us

>>75111666
shouldny the guy be a wetback beaner/cuban nigger

>>75111723
Miami

>>75111692
that's fine

2 murricans >>>>>> 1000 leafs

>>75111723
no

>>75111530
>that quote
Most of the time that is correct

>joe clearly cant locate the zone
>send him back out again

gibby the absolute madman

Can we get Biagini out of here please?

>>75111842
>>75111837
how is he a major league pitcher

>>75111904
You would know if it wasn't your first time watching baseball

>>75111904
biagini in a bottle

>>75111940
No one fucking knows its a mysrery biaginia has always been shit lifelonger

>>75111837
>>75111842
I don't mind Biggie G going 2 since we used almost the entire bullpen last night. Are Lawrence and Grilli the only fresh arms right now?

>>75111904
He's normally decent

obviously safe btw

>challenging that
>not challenging the potential interference on travis

i cant believe they extended gibby

3 more years of this shit

>>75112007
it wasnt interference you autist

>yfw they drop a cheeky suicide squeeze

18 innings confirmed

>>75112035
it was clearly more sketchy than the clear fucking steal at 2nd

Cedeno was ass last night. They better jump on this guy.

>>75112101
pls not again. i cant take the stress

>>75112101
at least mupton won't fuck it up this time

Finished deadlifting now im drinkin


greasy grilli warmin up


alright my nigga

>travis wincing through that popup swing

FIRE UP THE GRILLI BABY

rays got this lads

Goddamit Pearce, stay on the base

Ass shit fuck

greasing a baseball is not allowed but if youre as naturally greasy as grilli then its an added bonus just being such a greasy bastard lol

Where the fuck is the communication?

>>75107075
PEARCE WHAT THE FUCK

Grilli is like what the fuck is this faggot doing

>>75112680
A real life rays fan... wow

>just watched the entirety of the TFC game
>this game still running

How drunk are u niggas?

>>75112709
There's two rays fans in this thread
Me and the guy you replied to

>>75112715
It's not even that long

>>75112715
>How drunk are u niggas?
i strted drinking late halfway through a pint

>>75112715
I'm sober af right now lad

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>>75112709
that's right bud

>>75112715
gonna start drinking once the game ends

>>75112715
>

I ate dinner after I started drinking so I'm only feelin good

the jays have one of the worst bullpens in baseball, without osuna we are literally reds tier

>>75112788
>dinner

Curry?

>>75112818
we gonna double plaay this mufuka

I want the leafs to lose so fucking bad FUCK

I can't believe Rickie Weeks still exists

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>>75112930

LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS

time to hop on the bandwagon

good run yays, enjoy your 1-161

>>75107075
Grilli sure does love striking people out.

Greasy Grlli is our new closer he is goat

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You just got grill'd mafucker

Sean is a filthy paki that is all

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>>75113216
but if Dino is in the UK then who are you?

Why do the jays suck so much? They weren't this bad last year

>>75113277
EE

theyre rattling cowbells unironically

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rays will win

Ramirez is a god

>>75113274
run along now your mothers cookin curry

>>75113274
found it lol
these lads know about it too?? lmao

not dino btw

If Goins doesn't pitch tonight this game will have been for nothing

>>75113302
You can't fathom the Rays Republic

>he was supposed to start for the Buffalo Bisons home opener

REKT GG Rays, see you tomorrow

>>75113335
this is clearly Dino

>>75113383
Looks like the Bisons were fortunate

Oh shit what the hell happened

>>75113429
stop projecting and eat up you curry before your mother scolds you again

>Loading the bases for Evan Longoria

4D chess.

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FUCK YOU MANFRED

THAT BARELY SAVED ANY TIME AT ALL

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fucking hell

Gibby just doesn't care anymore

a jays fan needs to pelt a rays player with a beer can ASAP

>the intentional walk meme

I LOVE IT

Watching two bad teams play baseball really isn't very fun. I wish I lived in a city that was good at sports.

EVAN SMASH

>tfw u will never beat up shawn at young-dundas square then go home and shitpost on /pol/

BASED LAWRENCE

Incoming meme finish

>>75113636
bad feel tbqh

LOL he walked him. What pathetic baseball.

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>lol
lol
>lol
lol
team is shit

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Fucking horrible way to lose

WALK OUT WALK

HUGE

FUCK

what a fucking pathetic loss. Is gibby stupid?

have you ever seen seans hands guys?
they are small as fuck but he posted a pic of them beside some mini donuts to try and prove they werent tiny

is that a sign of insecurity?

blame the bullpen but this shit offense had 11 innings to do something

>m-muh archer

THEY WENT LIKE 1-6 WITH RISP AGAINST HIM

Are you fucking kidding me? God damn it.

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>>75113603
>rays
>bad
eat shit canadumb

LETS GO RAYS gg toronto

i just wasted two hours of my life

>>75113726
You are bad.

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told you leafs, rays had it

feel bad for the pitcher though desu

>walking in a game ending run
top kek

at least the important Toronto team fucked Tampa this evening

>jays
a fucking embarrassment

>>75113729
Your entire life is a waste you should just end it

Great game at least. Sanchez and Archer both went in today.

>Gibby playing 8D Chess
????

Honestly who gives a fuck about the blue gays when the leafs are in the playoffs and TFC is on? They are just going to >risp their way to failure

Although gibby puts on a good meme so who knows whats going to happen

Those intentional walks were a really stupid move in hindsight.

>>75113812
No one gives to shits about a pussy European sport

>>75113812
>mlels
no thanks, buddy

>>75113849
you mean hockey???

>>75113999
No, soccer
I like hockey