PHILADELPHA PHILLIES VS. WASHINGTON NATIONALS OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

>turn on the stream and already 2 men on

JUST

nats spaghetti, but we should have got em out

what a fucking blown opportunity

>>75108831
don't worry you guys will get 100 more tonight

Goddamn I hate Tom McCarthy so much.

>>75108891
at least Kruk has been good so far

>>75108877
apparently so will you guys
>the state of both these teams' defenses

>>75109017
True. And I like when Schmidt sits in.

>Nads

Fugg I missed Tommy Joseph get a run?

Thank god the kid is no longer shook

>>75109141
This is like your 5h guy tho right? and nola is our 2nd

>>75109262
>nola is our 2nd
that is pretty damn bad

>>75109302
I mean Hellickson is better right now but Nola has a lot of potential. He might need TJ tho so that explains a lot of his sttruggles

>walking the pitcher
lol

>>75109345
well at least he's got a nice lead thanks to Guthrie here
must be nerves because he is just dying
really glad Rendon went up there smiling and trying to make him feel better though

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WEEEW LAD

>favored to win the NL East

>Jeremy Guthrie is still in the majors
Jesus I remember thinking how much he sucked like 5 years ago

Also 9 run inning lol

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that has to be one of the worst inning in history

This reminds me of when we went up 10-0 vs. the mets in the first 3 innings last year.

Remember how that went?...

>>75109568
Mets aren't doing well today either. Maybe it's the Marlins year?

Fuckig kek

Trashionals

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>>75109658
I just have to keep reminding myself that the bases were loaded for the Nats just the inning before and I don't lose hope

>>75109699
dubs so Marlins

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>56 pitch inning

Oh my lord

Matt Stairs is damn good at his job.

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>>75108210
Holy fuck the only explanation is that the Phills stole the other team's talent Space Jam style

We literally got 4 hit by one of the Reds worst pitchers, 3 of which were infield.

What the literal fuck am I watching

what the fuck is wrong with the natis

Good, good. Bryce Harper is gonna leave the Nats.

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I can't
I just can't

12 runs
1st inning

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I haven't smiled this hard in ages

kek I'm dying

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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JUST

>>75109888
Can you give the Braves a couple of these free runs.

53 minutes
JUST

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>that entire half inning

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>>75109888
thank you based phils

Kruk is fucking hilarious

cubs broadcast is doing updates on this shitshow

>Walgreens

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Take it from a Royals fan: Guthrie looks like this ALL the time.

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we finally made it boys

I think Guthrie deserves a 8 year extension for that job. Get onto it Nats.

>>75110013
he must have been really cheap, that's probably the only reason the Nats jew owner would take him

>Jason Werthless

FUCK YOU, b-but thanks for the memories

>>75109782
lol dusty

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>having to play 8 1/2 more innings after this

>>75110050
He won't be in there once Joe Ross comes back.

>0-12 in the top of the second
Jesus Christ

Well congratulations on the Mets for winning the division and the Phillies for forever shutting up the Nasts.

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TROUT ARE YOU WATCHING

I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING THIS

>WALGREENS

Hahahahahahaha what a pathetic team

GJ gnats

If the box score doesn't end with 39 Phils runs and 50 hits it's not a real game.

It begins again?

AND IT NEVER ENDS

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now the fielding's going down the toilet
wonderful

LOL!!!
NICE THROW RETARD!!!

AHAHAHAAHAH

OH MY GOD

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>12-0 in the 2nd

NIGGA WHAT

>>75110405
It's to be expected when the had the corpse of Woody Guthrie pitching a game.

OHOHOHOHO

That darkie in the stands has a better fielding percentage than the Nats infield.

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IT NEVER ENDS

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES!

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AHAHAHAH

>>75110498
That guy could probably pitch better than anyone in the Nats bullpen too.

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>100 pitches through 2 innings

>>75110561
>13 runs
Jesus it's turning into a football score.

>>75110561
>Greg Maddux regularly pitched complete games with under 100 pitches
>Nationals were more than halfway there after just 1

>>75110561
bravo walgreens

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I'll just leave this here

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>nast

this is the year the phillies turn it around

>>75110621
DELETE THIS

JOE BLANTON

dubs decides the next guy I send out there

Nola's throwing harder this year. I hope his wonky delivery doesn't kill him for that

>>75110699
mark prior

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Nola senpai please keep it up

>>75110699
Chad Cordero

>>75110699
welp time to warm up dusty

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Holy shit, my sides literally ache right now.

I just want to take that first inning and preserve it for all of history.

>>75110699
Mike Maddux

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>>75109791
Edited it

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>>75110765
Saved hard

>>75110765
accurate representation of phillies fans (phans)

I know this is game is a total meme but I guess it's comforting to know that the phils aren't a total disaster anymore.

I guess that's the benefit of not having to deal with Howard's contract or Amaro as the GM anymore.

>>75110823
One game doesn't mean shit. They put up 20 on the doyers a few years ago

Phew. Just made it home in time for nationals baseball. Shouldn't be past the 2nd yet thankfully. How we looking, boys?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>>75110823
I can't wait to see the reaction to Howard when the >Barves come to CBP. I don't think they'll boo him.

>>75110823
Phillies probably won't be as good as they were like they were in 08-09 but they'll be alright.

>>75110823
Phils started the rebuild 2 years too late, but at least there's an upward trajectory. And after, what, 10-15 years of not having a foothold in Latin America, it's comforting knowing we can find guys down there again.

>>75110878

>Jenny & Jeremy Guthrie
eewww

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THE ABANDONED SHANTYTOWN OF PHILADELPHIA

>>75110699
Bruce Harper

>>75110865
Game 1 was a great showing, very patient at-bats and Ellickson was great
Game 2 we took off because of the afternoon game the next day
Game 3 was buttholez, nuff said
Game 4 we came back from 7-0 to almost win it
Game 5 WE'RE BACK BABY

butt seriously i'd be happy for 75-80 wins, lot to be excited for

>>75110955

Go back to your grave, Welles.

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>the Nats commentators slowly turning into Bob Uecker in the beginning of Major League

Based Jash

Harper is so fucking ugly.

>JUSTinals

yfw defense is so much better than last year

>Jayson Werthless

well at least there's one run

love the boos

Watch the Phils blow a 13-0 lead.

>>75111294
If it was Buttholez we probably would

>>75111294
Speaking of blow, how's your dad been?

How do you lilly fans feel about Buckholz?

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>>75111004
I need footage of this

>>75111329
I don't have a dad. I was born from splitting of a hermaphrodite colonial organism.

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DEADLINE BUYERS

ARRIVE
DRINK BEER
TEACH PHILLIES HOW TO HIT
DRINK BEER
LEAVE

What if I just hit a walk-off boooomb?

>cheering Blanton
>booing Werth

???

>>75111374
he's the 5th guy for a reason. He's shit. But at least he's a veteran so i trust him to work through bad outings a little more

>>75111632
As a Sox fan I cant help but say good fucking luck in expecting him to work out bad outings

https://youtu.be/oelb-al19hc

brit here, saw the willies when i went over to america. see the team is 1-3 this season but 12-1 up after 1st inning. not sure if this semen slurping sport is for me

Why does Jimmy Rollins look different?

>>75111827
not knowing about the reptilian niggerdly shapeshifting powers of black """"athletes"""""

>13-2

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>werf

who is this Saunders guy?

>>75112264

A stud

So what if the Nationals come back here?

>>75112347
I'll cum

The fuck is up with Nishek's throwing motion? Dude looks like he's trying to hurt someone.

>phillies falling for the saunders trick this season

lads word of advice, keep the post ASB expectations to a minimum

Imagine if we had a real closer and could relax the rest of the way

DINGER

How many pitchers we at now? It'd be sick if we forced them to use one of their starters

ALL THESE TRIPLES

The booth is having a blast.

I wish Howie Kendrick was on this team sooner.

>>75112698
I'm pretty sure we all know days like this are the exception, not the rule. It's not like they lit up a good pitcher

Pitching next, wish me luck!

>>75112982
Baker isn't that insane anymore

>>75113079
He's a godsend, the dodgers-phillies broship is real

>Eagles beat the Redskins 17-3

gg nationals, i'm sure tomorrow will be slightly different