OFFICIAL METS VS MARLINS GAMETHREAD

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Let's go marlins, let's extend the streak to 3, shall we?

heavy metal mets guy in the house. what's up guise. gettin' comfy waitin for game to get goin.

Gsellman confirmed fluke get him out of here

who the hell is on the mic for the game? i'm watching the fox stream. i dunno who is talking.

FOR FUCKS SAKE 0-1 WITH 1 OUT NOT EVEN 5 MINS IN.

he really sucks against RHs

Marlins got dat power, best be afraid

fuck this shit team

just move the Mets to Vegas and end my life

>>75108838
isn't there minor league team in vegas lol?

anyway calm down it's 1 run

fuck i hate that lion king intro for cespedes.

mets ""offense""

FUCKING NIGGERTITS

lmao jesus

and they wonder why they can't sell those $375 seats behind homeplate on a saturday night.

Do Mets even stand a chance this year? We always get worse over time.

>>75109133
Marlins might actually be good desu. THey've been competitive in every game so far. Good offense, decent pitching etc

>>75109133
i was confident during spring training. alot of players are still on the mend from various things too, but with this shit pitching and zero offense lately, i don't know anymore. thor and degrom came out and were amazing, despite degrom not getting any run support in that 12 inning game, everyone else has been a mess. even harvey, he was looking more like oldschool harvey but he's still a fuck up.

Why can't it just be nice out already. Fuck this weather

>>75109308
yeah man, it's april already. it's getting to be cabin fever level shit, just nasty and uncomfprtable outside every day. supposed to be 70+ next week though. in the meantime i've got enough mets hoodies and hats to keep me comfy.

>>75109308
>>75109396
Go live in a different state pussies, it's not even that cold

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>>75109467
live in another state?? but we have mets selfie waifu's here.

goddamit, a fucking triple.

>mest

>>75109467
It's not just the cold, it's cloudy and rainy out every other day as well. Baseball is supposed to be the start of sitting of the spring and cozy summers listening to the game on the radio having a few brews. Shit sucks

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0-3 already.

JUST

>>75109575
t. has seen 3 marlins games in his life

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>$100 for Keith Hernadez ball
>$65 for Ron's

lol these bants

Gelbs said "we've seen him have sex"

>"we've seen him have sex-eh-success"
oh gelbs

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>this lifeless thread
>mest

>>75110161
>bankees

1-4 now is it?

>>75110161
mets fans have lives

-sent using my penis from inside my girlfriend

>>75110161
Mets are just boring when we're doing bad. Mets threads are best threads when we're doing good.

holy shit what happened in the nationals game?

>>75110265
Destiny

>>75110265
All you need to know is that the pitcher, Nola, walked, scored a run and got a single.

>>75110265
12 run first inning. and none of it was HR's, just total ass kicking. they were just talking about it.

Cespedes walkup is the Ahhhhhzebenyahh from Lion King

lolwut

>>75110491
i don't know either, i hate it. but people bring simba stuffed animals to the games and hold them up when it comes on.

wilmer bomb pls

jesus christ getting no-hit by some scrub

fuck this offense and this entire franchise in general

free conforto

>>75110265
Simply put, Guthrie is one of the worst pitchers to ever step onto a mound

>>75110545
that's hilarious, how could you hate that

what's interesting is that i'm pretty sure Thor was originally supposed to be pitching tonight, but because of terry's faggoty bubble-wrap-everyone approach to the most minor of any injury, they have him starting tomorrow night instead. all the people who bought tix in advance got this shitshow. i'd be furious.

>>75110744
oh i think thats fun and simba's cool. i'm just not a fan of the song.

>>75110760
yeah the blister moved him to tomorrow

DUDA SMASHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHHHHH

FUNK BLAST

FINALLY.

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that's how you break up a no-no

oh no. NO. do not bring smoker back out. sit him the fuck back down.

>conley

goddamn granderson. swinging for the fences every time. EVERY TIME. full force. a fucking line drive or a blopper in the hole would work just fine.

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blooper* rather.

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>>75111330
Blooper could probably hit better than Granderson

based grandy

>>75111636
kek

"de-velocitize"

oh no. not robles again. what the fuck.

>mike stanton

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oc

fucking robles get control of your shit.

goddamnit jay booce

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allahu akbar

>>75112243
fuckin lol

Well I never heard of Paul Sewald until this inning...

>>75113130
me either. mln debut they said. probably won't see him for awhile if at all again, ffs what a disaster this game has been.

When can we get Conforto a start over Bruce or Granderson? We need some league average OF defense.

>>75113486
Whenever Granderson and Terry stop sleeping together.

go mest...

>>75113699
I predict the Mest will finish with 74 wins and 88 losses at this rate

holy shit i went outside for a minute, how is it 1-8??? fuck this, i'm going to get beers.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well i guess that's that. see you guys tomorrow. i should tripfag and make a name, i'm here all the time with you guys. anyway, laters.