TEX: Adrian Beltre (calf) not activated from DL
TOR: Roberto Osuna (neck) on track for Tuesday
MKE: Keon Broxton (nose) back in lineup Sunday
MKE: Ryan Braun (back) returns to Brewers' lineup
STL: Piscotty (knee) out of Cards' lineup again
WAS: Trea Turner (hamstring) sitting out Sunday
BOS: Jackie Bradley to undergo MRI on right knee
BOS: Mookie Betts (flu) back in action on Sunday
BOS: Hanley (flu) likely out until at least Tues.
LAA: Escobar scores three times as Angels edge M's
ARZ: Drury, Diamondbacks hang 11 runs on Indians
PHI: Kendrick goes 3-for-5 with four RBI, two runs
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS to any NL West team
In b4 mariners anime guy and royals guy.
Does faggot fuck Manfred not realize that you can't simultaneously shorten game times and add more offense. Seriously, fuck this guy.
>>75132583
Someone needs to get Manfred in the men's room with a thick rubber band around his balls like they did in Fight Club.
>do not fuck with us.
Made the thread too late, go to the real general here, even though he doesn't know how to fucking format the subject line. Time stamps are time stamps:
>>75132469
>>75132469
>>75133536
>even though he doesn't know how to fucking format the subject line
wahhh
W A H H H
>>75135785
dude, he typed 'mlb' twice. don't bitch at me just because spergs walk among us.
>>75136550
W A H H H
A
H
H
H
>>75132570
Red Sox!
Not getting swept is like winning the World Series for a Dodgers fan.
>>75140593
Not winning the world series is like winning the world series to the Dodgers
Holy fuck my Mets are on fire! We're killing the Marlins
Jints
>mariners
>rags
Royals
Yankees finally won, i can wear my sanchez jersey to work tomorrow
yes/no
Should the Mariners rebrand as the Pilots and go back to these uni's?
Russell Westbrook could make a good shortstop
>>75142564
>Jints actually convert their save opportunity
>Memeners choke as hard as a team can choke
Have the jints passed their curse to Seattle?
Now Mariners fans know how white sox fans feel
>IT WAS 7-1
>IT WAS 9-3
>>75142636
except when white sox fans get really depressed they can watch highlights of their world series win
>>75142588
Absolutely not. Their current unis are god tier
>>75142617
That would imply were done blowing saves for the year
That is not the case
>>75142655
>>75142662
Both of these
>>75142588
yes
>>75142604
He would play wherever pads his stats the most, stay woke.
>Mariners
>>75142655
Shots fired
>Rangers look unbeatable and Beltre isn't even healthy yet
Be scared /mlb/
Please take a moment to apologize for doubting the arizona diamondbacks
>>75142734
>whos
Blowing 6 run leads before it was cool.
>>75142655
except when Asstros fans get really depressed they can watch highlights of the white sox world series win
>>75142754
Sry snek
>>75142754
>Zack memeke as the ace
They're a big glowing meme my friend
>rags
>>75142808
Welcome to Las Vegas, brother. You will have a newer, better stadium.
>>75142808
come be Houston's second team.
>>75142795
the kid will be a star in a couple years desu
>>75142830
the rags already exist tho
>>75142821
no
Phillies
>tfw need a new closer
BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTERS
>>75142926
what does the TC stand for???
>>75142944
thick cock
>>75142944
Twins always win and you are a fucking Cunt
>>75142944
Total Cukks
>>75142944
Twin Cities
Are the sneks legit? Sweeplease the Indians and beat the Giants 3-1. Their offense looks fucking insane with goldy, pollock, Tomas, Drury, and Peralta. Pic is my ex's ass
>>75143031
who bitch dis is?
>>75142944
Twin Cities
>>75143013
>>75142968
>>75142966
>>75142960
please stop memeing and tell me what it actually is
>>75142944
town center
>>75142588
>Dat yellow and powder blue uni
>>75143047
Twin Cities desu
>>75143047
Use Google you fuck
>>75143038
My whore of an ex
>Get ready to watch the Mest
>Look on TV
>ESPN broadcasting the game
>>75142944
testicular cancer
>>75142753
>"""unbeatable"""
>>75142944
Tigers Cuckuseveryyear
Reminder. The Toronto Blue Jays traded Noah Syndergaard to the Mets for R.A. Dickey and Josh Thole.
>>75143082
she looks like she understands the game of baseball
>>75143083
>Stream I have isn't Boone and Mendoza
Nice
>>75143083
>Gt+race+doesn+t+exist+yet+i+love+racial+diversity+_2f4c804766d827fd9591b6917f7e4cc5.jpg
>>75143082
>>75143139
She looks like she knits a wonderful sweater.
>dodgers
>>75143162
>Pitchers hitting
Why would anyone do this?
occasional reminder alex rodriguez commissioned not one, but two portraits of himself as a centaur
>>75143207
*takes you yard*
>>75143238
>pitchers can hit
okay then fat DHs can field
The Texas Rangers will sign Mike Trout.
>indians getting swept by the sneks
Everyone laugh at the American League
>>75143369
>pitchers can hit lmao
Dude wooooooow free outs lel my sides are splitting
>>75143207
In that game, the Yankees were the home team and Don Larsen actually hit. DH rules weren't set until 1973
I have a cool idea for Manfred. Make a channel on mlb.tv that is the equivalent of NFL RedZone
what is it with all these grand slams?
it must be a record for an opening week
>>75143390
Dark times.
I cant believe 1/2 the teams still practice such savagery.
why did only the AL adopt the DH anyway?
>>75143450
they wanted something to compete against Big Strong American NL pitchers hitting dingers
>Schwarber is only hitting one home run per series.
When will this horrible slump end?
>>75143450
>The movement started gaining traction in 1969, when baseball began experimenting with the D.H. in Triple-A leagues
>They were searching for ways to reignite stagnant offenses.
>For one thing, the American League’s batting average in 1972 was .239.
>For another, the A.L.’s attendance lagged more than 2 million behind the N.L.’s.
they literally couldnt compete with the superior NL
>>75143466
U know what
fuck those two teams.
>>75143521
Don't worry, the Cubs are also on track for killing one Cardinal player for every series they have.
>>75143476
Also the AL's attendance has always used 'tickets sold' as opposed to tickets punched on game day.
It's how the Who's opening had like four thousand people in the stands but the attendance was announced to be 35k.
>>75143564
Well.... You know...... I did always hate the Cubs less <3
Good old .500 Injuns, fugg
GG DBacks, hopefully you guys can shake up the NL West a bit.
>worst coast games are over for now
>home opener on Tuesday
Absolutely bueno
>>75143579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFhw0n9_qj8
You don't even have to turn up the speakers to hear that crack of the ball on plastic and bone.
>>75143639
that's baseball.jpg
>>75136945
>this is what Autism looks like
>>75143639
whos.jpg
who gets fired first?
who gets demoted first?
is this the designated new thread?
>>75143740
Fired first: Everyone
Demoted first: Everyone.
I still remember Marilel fans trying to justify the cano contact sigh
>>75143639
what is the best baseball fight of all time?
Having a winning record is nice but I was promised a good offense this year. We are being carried by pitching and dingers as usual.
Daily reminder that until 2014 80% of the Mets "fanbase" were Yankees fans.
>>75143655
>h-he's hurting my feelings so easily after I acted like a pissybitch over another guy's thread being posted before mine
> W A H H H
> A
> H
> H
> H
>>75143858
When pedro punched that ancient Yankees coach
>>75143865
Dude. Really. Fuck off.
>>75143901
he shoved him sideways and dude fell to the ground. no punching involved
>>75143865
You'd be surprised New Yorkers are very loyal to their teams and hate their city rivals.
>>75143901
>>75143915
When Nolan Ryan beat the shit out of Robin Ventura.
>>75143901
Yeah, that was a fair fight.
>>75143866
what is this guys fucking problem
go shit up some other thread, holy fuck
jays + mariners depression and pity broship when
>>75143865
Posts about "fans" are always just bitter ass-pain, better to just avoid it and not look like a tard.
>>75143922
Captain Fucking Obvious right here ladies and gentlemen.
>>75143858
The one where Carlos Quentin fucked up Grienke with a tackle
>>75143929
I will never have pity for a Canadian. You deserve it.
Are the mariners the biggest fucking joke of the league?
They've been ridiculously hyped every offseason for some years now, only to disappoint year after year
>>75143955
How the hell can you watch baseball with no head?
>>75143865
only 80%?
Have you seen this man?
https://twitter.com/WoodstockPD/status/851226452632756228
>>75143955
Aren't they the only al team to never make it to a ws?
>>75144020
He's probably dead in a ditch somewhere.
>>75143927
>I'll pretend to be someone else now so my repeated replies don't seem so pathetic
>I'm already planning on replying again btw
>Meanwhile I hope nobody realizes what I bitch I was being over something so trivial
hahaha wa
>>75143858
i like the yankees/o's one from 1998
>>75144055
crack cocaine's a helluva drug
>>75144020
fuck
>>75144049
11 > 0.
>Alex Bregman
Is he a star in the making or just hyped up like Bryce Harper?
>RED ALERT NIGGAS
OTIS NIXON IS MISSING
PPL ARE LOOKING FOR HIM
>>75144084
hes good
>>75144080
Stay mad.
>mfw when the methinals thought they could stop the reds from redding
>>75144113
How am I mad. I'm a Reds fan like you. I just acknowledge my superiors.
>>75143924
T H I S
beating a guy half your age when he comes at you first is pretty impressive
>>75143863
They'll come around. I don't expect them to lead the league in runs scored or blow out every game, but our lineup is deep enough that there's potential to score every inning. Depth is everything.
Your daily reminder that beating up Giants fans in the parking lot is equivalent to winning the World Series to Dodgers fans.
I honestly don't see another team that's better than the Rangers this year.
holy shit
they are fucking awful
>>75144084
Good but not elite
>>75144164
Why don't you do yourself a favor and let them move to somewhere like Oklahoma City. I'm sure they'll appreciate them more than you ever will you fucking whiner. Bad baseball is better than no baseball.
t. Who Sox fan
>>75144163
You should head to an optometrist asap then.
now that estrada and liriano are back to being shit, happ is the only guy we can trade at the deadline, he should get us something, theres always someone in need of another solid starter at the deadline
if donaldson can stay healthy we could get a huge haul for him too, this season might not be so bad after all
>>75144164
Today was karma for the Mariners for that shitfest against the Padres last year.
>>75144172
calm down friend
>>75144172
>not allowed to be upset after blowing a 6 run lead in the ninth
from a whos fan
>>75144176
Just knowing your team's management, they'll probably demand too much for them and they stay around for a couple more years.
>>75144172
didnt the white sox almost move to tampa bay
Phillies!
>>75144203
That was the Giants, though the Chisox might have as well
I never realised how comfy baseball was until the Astros got good
Am i crazy? Is this an optical illusion? How is this a hr? It looks like it hits the bottom of the fence.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWSWjIpzA0
>>75144258
Even when your team is bad, baseball is comfy.
Barves fan.
The Rangers would be 6-0 right now if it wasn't for bad umps.
>>75144271
ur a dumass kid it hits the green and bounces back...dont be such a fuck
>>75144279
And the Indians would have won the WS if it wasn't for a good play.
>>75143639
To the faget who flew the W flag in the eighth today.
I want you to burn this into your little brain as to why you never declare victory until the final out is made.
>>75144290
Show me the exact frame.
>>75144258
Blum has been doing a really good job on tv
>>75144420
i dont have to show u shit fuckboy
feels good man
>>75144291
>he thinks the Cusb going down 3-1 in a 7 game series to a team with 2 pitchers was good play
Delusion tier: rags fan
>>75144424
No you are the fuckboy, and furthermore you have to show me shit.
>>75144183
>>75144189
>>75144203
That post seems like a Cusb falseflag desu
GIVE ME A (
GIVE ME A Y
GIVE ME AN O
GIVE ME A U
GIVE ME A )
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
>(You)
I think each team should have a house umpire and rather than reviewing plays at MLB HQ one of the umps working the game has to fight the house umpire. If the house ump wins, the call goes the way of the home team.
>>75144279
>>75144547
wouldn't be surprised if Manfred actually believes this.
What would you do if you saw a player get 4 grand slams in ONE game?
>>75144530
>(You)
>not watching this Ohtani interview on 60 minutes
Says he looks up to bryce harper and clayton kershaw
>>75144592
Jints fags BTFO
>Just saw the Mariners game results
Wow, I wanna laugh but I'm also feeling pretty bad for them.
>>75144574
Wonder why I'm watching replays of myself
>>75144602
they are the laughing stock of baseball
>>75144621
The term "laughing stock" is simply too good for them. They are below even that. They are simply a black hole of eternal mirth.
>>75144600
Our Korean minor leaguer could fuck him up
>>75144547
>and we have a challenge on the call coming from the Barves dugout
>Angel Hernandez is getting ready
>uhWELLLLLLL
>WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
>JR HERE
>BAH GAWD
>NO, DON'T DO THIS
>HE'S A HUMAN BEING
>20 straight starts of 3 runs or less
>>75144574
Congratulate myself for buying tickets to a Kershaw postseason start aka October laser show
Greetings, /mlb/, Rob Manfred here.
I hear this site is the cutting edge of the Internet, a place where young people flock to in droves to share guffaws over something called "memes."
I would also like those young people (you) to flock in droves to their television sets and local ballparks to watch Major League Baseball. But due to pace of play, Major League Baseball is having a hard time attracting the young, or so I'm told by ESPN.
Consider this an informal focus group. Tell me what changes you'd like us implement for the future, so that we may keep America's past time thriving as we move forward into the digital age.
Regards,
Rob Manfred
W
>>75144692
>>75144692
fuck off manfred this is a faggot free zone
*strikes you out*
>>75144724
*has Tommy John surgery*
>>75144692
have kissing booths in every park so we can get free beers
>>75144692
$1 miller lite cans
>>75144755
.50 cent all you can drink 3.2 beer at games.
>>75144735
FUCK. YOU.
>>75144770
No, just kissing is okay. Fucking for free brewskies is just a bit much.
I mean maybe in Boystown that's normal.
After 1 week of baseball
>Clayton Kershaw has given up 4 HRs
>Madison Bumgarner has thrown a CG, has 2 HRs, and has 0 wins
>San Francisco Giants have blown 8 leads
>Mark Melancon has 0 saves
>Seattle Mariners are 1-5, and blew a 7 run lead in the 9th inning
>Tim Tebow has hit 2 HRs
>Minnesota Twins, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Los Angeles Angels lead their division
>2 Walkoff walks
>Rich Hill has a blister
>>75144592
And yet
>It stands to reason that Ohtani is better suited to the AL, where he can pitch and then DH on off-days. (In Japan he doesn’t play in the games preceding starts—hence his relatively low number of plate appearances—a rhythm he’s likely to continue in the majors.) The Yankees, the team for which Matsui enjoyed great success, are an obvious candidate, especially since Brian Cashman has already told the Yukan Fuji News back in 2014, “Hey, if [both pitching and hitting] is what he wants, it’s hard to argue if he won’t sign otherwise.” Seattle, the market closest to Japan and a city that accommodated Ichiro Suzuki so hospitably, is another likely option.
He could choose an NL team and be a Bumgarner Jr. but he'd actually get fewer ABs.
>>75144789
>Tim Tebow has hit 2 HRs
>minors
>it'sfuckingnothing.jpg
>>75144789
What a time to be alive that the Angels are actually doing well.
>>75144789
HEY!
it was a 6 run lead
they gave up 7
>>75144789
>Mark Melancon has 0 saves
He got one today.
>>75144802
It's not going to last.
>>75144789
>Seattle Mariners are 1-5, and blew a 7 run lead in the 9th inning
Whew
>Felix Hernandez will go his entire career without ever seeing a playoff game
lol Mariners.
>>75144811
>Padres
Doesn't count desu
>>75144692
7 inning games
strict 20 second pitch clock
no calling for time in the batters box
had my fantasy draft tonight
how'd i do senpai?
>>75144791
>Otani can save both the Yankees rotation and their offense
Pls sign him Cash Man
>>75144832
Sorry m8, he's getting signed by the BREWERS!
>>75144602
bodes well for us. a battle of 2 dismal bullpens. maybe our guys can get the offense woken up.
>>75144822
>No Teboq
>>75144850
That's literally all I'm waiting for. 2.6 runs per game won't get us anywhere but the team is stacked, there's no reason they shouldn't pick it up soon enough
>>75144869
They won't as you will finish at most 3rd behind the Angels and the Rangers.
kek
>>75144901
>barves babsel
>>75144901
>>75144917
Worst division in baseball this year and I say that as a Barves fan.
>>75144869
They're not gonna put up a 5 spot every night, at least for a while. The beauty of this lineup is that other than Aoki, Reddit, and Gurriel there aren't any real weak spots and you literally have a big chance to score every single inning. There's plenty of power, and once they get in gear, there are plenty of guys that can string hits together and run the bases. It'll work out eventually.
>>75144943
I'd argue that Aoki isn't really a weak spot. I've liked his production so far, and I absolutely love Marwin's. Marwin has been one of my favorite Astros for years for how super utility he is.
>>75144900
>rags
>>75145007
Aoki is perfect. Having an average hitter batting 9th is a luxury.
>>75144901
get fucked other divisions
84 wins is all ya need around this bitch
>>75144592
>>75144600
>he doesn't look up to Bumgarner
im sad
>>75145059
>84 wins
More like 75.
>>75144900
>rags
>first week of baseball is in the books
how is your team doing so far /sp/?
>jints
>>75145007
Marwin is based and confirmed clutch. One of the most underrated guys in the league imo.
I'm fine if aoki keeps playing like he has, I just fear that he'll cool off and hit .215 with no power. We got the bench to support that though I guess.
>>75145108
Statistically, as expected of April.
>>75145108
>Barves
el oh el I guess we get some #FreeBeer
>>75145108
forgot image
>>75144855
kek decides i will pick him up and drop Kershaw
>>75145108
Better than last April I guess.
>>75145108
top 3 pitchers look great. offense is getting there
>>75145108
SNEKS
GOD BLESS HANZEN/LOVULLO
THANK YOU RED SOX
Barves will win 55 games this season. Possible or not?
R
>>75144789
>Rich Hill has a blister
How does he keep doing it?
>>75145108
>>75145184
Rip in peace Royals bandwagon 2014-2017.
>>75145108
confily in first place right now
feels good
>>75144901
>>75145203
No offense man but the Yankees will never be good again simply because the wrong Steinbrenner died.
>>75145212
ya
still good ratings somehow, don't ask me
>>75145227
BOOOOOOOOO
>>75145230
I actually unironically believe this, no offense taken
>>75145108
>how is your team doing so far /sp/?
Not terribly.
Some losses, but overall I'm feeling decent.
75145266<<
How did you do that?
>>75145108
everythings fine
its all good
the last 15 years have prepared me for this
>>75145227
oh, hey walgreens
>>75144789
>rich hill has a blister
Top kek. Rich Hill is a blister
>>75145284
I'm guessing he's a mod
>>75145266
Hi Swaglord please sticky the Royals to the world series
>>75145307
It's moot
>>75144901
If there's trash on the field, play ball.
>>75145108
everyone but sanchez and stroman is hot garbage
bullpen outside of 2 guys is fucking trash and closer is on the DL
nobody but donaldson gives a shit on offense
>>75145307
I ain't a mod.
>>75145338
Are you a wizard?
>>75145348
No.
>>75145108
Good starting pitching, shit bullpen
Tradition.
>>75145367
What if, for one year you had the opposite happen?
>>75145361
>like this
No.
>>75145108
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>75145471
You won like 2 games. I have to cheer for a dumpster fire.
>>75145108
Just taking our time before we go into overdrive and end up winning the division
>>75145481
what are memeiner games like in person
how can you ever be comfy when the team is a never-ending nightmare
>>75145511
Not a Memeiners fan, but a Barves fan.
>>75143858
Dads vs. Barves from 1984
75145357<<
tasting
>>75145507
>rags
>>75145612
Best goddamn team in the state you bandwagon Yankee "fan."
>>75145619
>rags
>>75142636
in 2001, the Mariners blew a 12 run lead in the 7th.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CLE200108050.shtml
>rags
Why does Texas produce the best MLB players, but have some of the worst teams in the country? Is it because all of you other flyover states STEAL our potential players. All MLB teams are made of Texans and they should belong only to one TEAM in the country and that is the TEXAS RANGERS.
Who is the discount Heidi watney on quick pitch tonight
>>75145653
He looks incredibly displeased
>>75145653
>sweeps
>>75145108
>angels
this is probably going to be the high point of the season but whatever
>>75145673
You will share the basement with the Pathetics and that's THAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDbCMH6RMy4
>>75145686
I wish the mascots would get in a fist fight and then an orgy.
>>75145705
Necessarily in that order?
>>75145686
>There are teams out there with no mascots who actually, proactively HATE FUN
>>75145705
and the winners of the fistfight get to fight the house umpires as per >>75144547
winners of that fight get to be orgy kings
>>75145686
mariner moose T H I C C
>>75145705
https://gma.yahoo.com/video/mascot-madness-watch-15-mlb-133057514.html
>>75145612
>skankees
>>75145765
>the worst team named the Rangers
>rags
>>75145777
Best team in Texas though also checked
>>75145795
That's not a compliment. That's like being the tallest midget or the smartest retard.
Honestly bros, I don't know who can beat the Rangers. They look too good. They're gonna win the World Series for sure.
>>75145795
the el paso chihuahuas are 3-1
>>75145827
No one needs to beat the Rangers, they beat themselves. Not even Nolan Ryan could make them good.
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence
And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?
>>75145843
nolan ryan is now estranged from the organization lmao
>Rags
>>75145853
>mfw Nolan wins one for da stros
Reminder
http://www.sportingnews.com/amp/mlb/list/mlb-mascots-ranked-by-a-toddler/rb8rq0eghxd010yuc1u1vcsli
>>75145902
>getting swept by the WHITE SOX!
lmao Rangers did more in the World Series than you ever will.
>>75145911
>"It's a monkey! Monkeys go ee-ee-ee, ah-ah-ah. That's what a monkey says. Monkey makes silly sounds. Monkeys like to go swing, swing, swing and climb, climb, climb."
What did she mean by this?
>>75145911
>Royals (Sluggerrr)
>"He's wearing a crown. And he has pants!"
That's exactly how they introduce him
Looks like im building a meme team now in DD.
>>75145911
>homicide monkey #2
>>75145911
>21. RANGERS CAPTAIN
"Mascot! I don't like him. Not that one!"
>rags
>>75145916
>>75145959
>>75145989
>not winning a SINGLE game in the most important series in your life
I'd rather lose the World Series in 7 than 4.
>>75145911
best article
>>75145715
>There are teams out there with no mascots
2.
Yankees = previously had one for a brief period.
Dodgers = I.C.E. keeps arresting and deporting it.
>>75146033
Of course the Sox are nearly last again. I hate this fucking team.
>>75145911
>rally monkey #2
fuuuuuu thanks for the horrible flashbacks
>>75145108
>D-Backs
Better than I would have ever edpected. Hesitant to completely buy in, but feeling good.
Reminder the Rangers were robbed of a world series win when the umpire called a would be game winning strike out a ball. Mike Shannon even said "You gotta call that pitch a strike"
2011 was our year though even if we were kind of robbed. Still Rangers are a competent organization now so there is that.
where a good place to start with Nippon Professional Baseball?
I heard the playstyle is a lot different from MLB, and gives me a chance to see has beens and never was's play ball.
are there any of the k, and china leagues with a big enough fanbase to read up on?
>>75145911
>Mariner Moose
>A kangaroo!
I died from giggles
>>75146042
>Dodgers = I.C.E. keeps arresting and deporting it.
uhhhh
>>75146088
>rags
>>75146105
perfect description of the O's
tbf
>>75146105
NEKKID MASCOT CLUB REPORT FOR DUTY
>>75145911
>Cubs mascot
>Rank #28
> CLARK THE CUB
Alice looked at multiple pictures and videos of Clark, and steadfastly refused comment, often simply walking away.
>Twins bear is #11
???
>>75146135
clark is a fucking asshole though
>>75146135
they're both awful
>>75146135
cubes
BTFO
T
F
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>>75146094
There is an excellent general here run by Brazil and I about Asian baseball, but there are no games on at the moment. My choice for NPB is the Orix Buffaloes.
Only irrelevant teams need a mascot
Thats why everybody wants the dodgers for their home opener.
>rags
Could we move Trout to the giants so we can get a lot of Kershaw vs Trout games?
>>75145108
> won both series
> beat the methinals at busch
> garrett had an otherworldly debut
>>75146161
the doyer mascot is a scary mexican gang member
O wow. didn't realize the Yankees used to have a mascot. He looks pretty gr8 desu.
>>75145911
>Alice looked at multiple pictures and videos of Clark, and steadfastly refused comment, often simply walking away.
how i reacted when they introduced him too
>>75146222
>You now remember the time Clark was introduced with his dick out
>Your mascot was never assaulted by its fans
>Souki[edit]
Souki was the mascot of the Montreal Expos, for only one season (1978), a figure in an Expos uniform with a giant baseball for a head. It was a variation of the popular mascot of the New York Mets called Mr. Met, but with one difference. The Expos' Mr. Met, called Souki, had odd antennas sticking out the sides of his head. He looked like something from outer space and the kids were afraid of him. During a game in late fall, a father attacked Souki after his child was afraid of him (and after a loss).
>>75146238
>his mascot doesn't have hundreds of porn pics of her
lel.
>>75146238
Youppi! is now the Habs mascot. What happens when the Expos come back? Are they going to clone Youppi!? He can't be in two places at once.
>>75146282
They'll just kidnap him and force him to be the Expos mascot again.
>>75145911
>hates the green monster things of the white sox and astros
>loves the green monster thing of the phillies
>muh philly phanatic
I call bullshit lads, they made this up
>>75146161
suicide squeeze
>>75146313
unassisted triple play
>>75146324
walk-off balk
>>75146342
ground-rule double
>>75146351
walk-off catcher's interference
>>75146353
mascot jerkoff session
cody ransom
>>75146353
walk-off ball kicked into dugout
>>75146360
Bobo Newsom
Post a reaction image to this phrase:
"The American League West"
>>75146361
grand slam inside-the-park walk-off bunt
>>75146361
Optical illusion moonshot
is it legal to hit the ball with the tip of the bat like a pool cue?
>>75146371
walk-off four-base quadruple-error by 4 different players
>>75146382
walk-off dropped third strike against a hitter with two broken ankles, and 8 booted balls with bases loaded and down by three to win the world series in the bottom of the 20th inning of game 7 by one run
The Yankees win
THEeEeEeEeEeEeE YANKEES WIN
>>75146382
>>75146393
Single bloop game winning strikeout error checked swing.
>>75146376
Yes.
But only an idiot would think of doing it in a ga...
>notices flag
Never mind.
>>75146395
walk-off HBP where the batter is hit in the head and actually dies preventing them from ever reaching 1st
>>75146400
>preventing them from ever reaching 1st
... but his soul went home.
>>75146400
game called on account of metor impact forfeit World Series-clinching Game 7.
>>75146400
walk off HBP where the ball ricochets off the batters head and hits every fan in the stadium and they all die
one strike away
>>75146428
walk-off grand slam where the home team was down by 3 but when the batter hits the ball on a slow dribble the catcher throws his mask at it to stop it from moving
>>75146439
Game winning stolen home HBP where the ball bounces of the runner out of the park for a home run.
>>75146439
walk off home run but the ball hits the jumbotron at such an angle that it collapses and causes an electric chain reaction that kills everyone in the stadium as well as causes the stadium itself to implode which results in an earthquake that destroys the foundation of the united states and forms a second coming of pangaea resulting in a reformation of the earth
>>75146448
also known as the >rags winning a world series
walk off baaaaamb
>>75146457
>WHAT IF I HIT A
>>75146453
walk-off triple steal indifference
... because nobody cared
>>75145911
Based Slider top 10
>>75146448
walk off game winning grand slam 700th career cycle completing homerun by bartolo colon in the bottom of 700th inning of game 7 of the world series against clayton kershaw and it takes him 700 years to trot around the bases
>bottom of 9th game 7 ws, bases loaded, two outs, away team ahead by two runs
>batter hits a fly ball right at the center fielder
>he's about to catch it
>ready
>so ready
>right under the dang ball
>at the last second he takes his hat off and catches it in the hat because he wanted to be a flashy nigga for the history books an shiet
>>75146475
World Series-clinching called third strike challenged by intergalactic baseball reviewers from Pluto precipitating a Plutonian invasion to correct the bad call by zapping the umps with their laser guns. Which is going to be the results of a Dodgers-Rangers World Series game 7.
the entire cleveland teams walks off to montreal and stays there
>>75144901
Just wait until June
>>75145911
>Alice looked at multiple pictures and videos of Clark, and steadfastly refused comment, often simply walking away.
Designing Clark to have the face of a rapist was a mistake.
I hope he gets plastic surgery and the unfuck his face.
>>75146501
There is no way the Barves will have second place. That is even beyond my wildest fantasies.
Does anyone remember the time when the revealed Clark the Bear on the news and they accidentally showed a picture of him with his cock out? Here's proof.
https://youtu.be/sg1ziRGQhXE
>>75145108
>Cubs
>Lose their first game of the series to a walk off
>Proceed to sweep the rest of the games.
This would be a hallari
>>75146218
what the heck
>>75146519
Didn't someone in 4chan make that edit? I remember when he was revealed, we named him "Clork"
>>75146534
I can't remember.
>>75146519
>Better Quarterback, Collin Kapperneck or Russel Wilson
How many years ago was this shit?
>>75146303
>>75146103
>>75146534
No, it was made by Gawker sports site, whatever the fuck it's called.
I hope it dies too.
You know what would be funny? If Ubaldo Jimenez had a 27 strikeout game.
Never forget
https://youtu.be/EDbuljmMqWk
https://youtu.be/5lzWAvl1gvQ
"James Shields" 27 run first inning
>>75146579
James Shields "200.00" CAREER ERA.
Daily reminder that a player whose nickname is "Big Game" unironically gave up a home run to Bartolo Colon. UNIRONICALLY. He was TRYING to get Bartolo Colon out and Colon hit it out of the park! Big Game James!
I want to see a Dodgers-Giants game end 64-33 Giants just for shits and giggles one day.
>>75146497
Walk off intentional walk signal misinterpretation upheld upon manger challenge
>>75146613
15 grand slam 9th inning.
What is the best ballpark in the MLB?
>>75146633
Guaranteed Rape Field. Because you have all the room you would ever want.
>>75146632
Walkoff walk
James Shields will be a four time Cy Young "Winner" 4 out of the next 5 years.
>tfw deadspin is still a thing
>>75146677
Someday it will be gone. Only someday.
>>75146651
>retire Jackie Robinsons number league wide
>then decide to sell jerseys with his number for EVERY single MLB team
>>75146683
Royals have reverted back to the Royals. Leave now while you still have a chance, unless you actually live in Kansas City, in that case I pity you (send BBQ tho.)
>>75146689
I live in the burbs and baseball is far and away the best sport so what i'm gon do holmes ??? root for the cardinals ??? you can immediately fuck
>>75146685
They should retire the number 3 league-wide
>>75146705
>retiring numbers league wide
faggotry
>>75146710
They should retire numbers, all players can choose to wear nothing on their back or a selected MLB-friendly emoji.
>numbers on the back of player jerseys
It's current year, time for QR codes for spectators to scan on their phones for stats and a vine from that player about their zany lives
Angels are going to be awesome next year when Hamilshit comes off the books and they get Heaney and Tropeano back.
Richards
Nolasco
Skaggs
Heaney
Tropeano
With the great defense they have now they have a legit shot at the title.
>>75146737
New Manfred mandate. Player names on uniforms are now banned and will be replaced by nicknames. A player may be assigned a nickname by one of three methods. Commercial interests may buy rights to a player nickname, players may have their nicknames polled on Reddit, or players may receive one from in-park suggestion boxes with results heavily skewed towards women and minorities with liberal arts degrees
>>75146773
and a 5% off coupon for whatever sponsor has their logo all over the team's uniforms
what a wonderful world
>>75145679
The Mariners have a weak starting rotation and zero bullpen. I don't see how they get any higher than 4th place this year.
>it's going to come down to the Cubs and Reds in the Central
>Mariners
>>75146826
if by title you mean the division, then yeah, because that division is terrible, full of people that don't know how to run baseball teams
luhnow, dipoto, and beane/his minions are all frauds
the only good one is daniels but the >rags always >rag
reminder that you have the worst farm system in baseball so better make those free agent signings count this offseason and you could have a chance
I don't see a (world series) title in the cards though
Ok I've created a mock-up
did anyone see the 60 Minutes segment on Shohei Ohtani?
>Teams leading by 6+ runs entering 9th were 2,529-1 since 2011. The only loss was the Royals defeating the White Sox on May 28 last season.
ok i tried again
only comes in a childs, womans, or XXXL
>the Diamondbacks have the best record in baseball
>the Twins have the best record in the AL
The hell?
>>75146914
Hooray, company.
>>75146971
Literally 1 week. Calm your nipples.
>>75146992
And?
Divisions are decided by like 1-2 games at the end of september you fucking Newfag moron.
>>75147003
>you fucking Newfag moron.
Great phrasing. You sound like you really know what you're talking about.
>putting a noun next to a noun
>putting james shields on the mound
>>75147003
small sample size m8
some team havent played division games
some teams have only played division games
some teams havent played at home
some teams have only played at home
>>75146973
You should dump the old and busted shithole of the White Sox Japan and join the forever hotness that is the Cubs.
We have Zeon on our side.Which mean's it's only a matter of time before the Kyle Schwarber is mass produced. The American League will be finished in no time.
>>75146894
No. Did they talk about baseball, or was it about his underprivileged upbringing and evil America world war 2 or some bullshit
>>75147052
>tfw they switch to red jerseys and run twice as fast
>>75144901
Has a sub .500 team ever won a division?
>>75147085
60 Minutes is CBS, not NBC.
>>75147118
cbs is shit
seriously though, this guy is not the japanese babe ruth.
>>75145911
>Alice looked at multiple pictures and videos of Clark, and steadfastly refused comment, often simply walking away.
>>75147123
Doesn't matter, the hype train is already full steam.
He will be on the cover of next year's The Show.
>Cubs open at home today against the Dodgers
>mfw Kershaw will be forced to watch the Cubs raise their banner and get their rings
>>75147052
Abandoning and or switching teams is dishonorable.
>>75147052
>Kyle Schwarber is cloned enough times to have an entire Cubs team of Kyle Schwarbers
How can the AL even compete?
>>75147555
>Assuming the ceremony isnt rained out
I think it would be funny if after all that time they have to wait just one extra day to raise the banner and whatnot.
>>75147583
By bunting. Or doing anything that requires athleticism.
>>75147620
>By bunting. Or anything that requires athleticism
How can the AL even compete?
>>75147570
>>75147052
LIFELONGER BTFO BY BASED YELLOW MAN
>Cardinals
Just fuck my shit up
Rollin' down the street
Headin to Citi
Gonna go see Jay Bruce
>>75147555
I believe the Cubs said that:
Opening ceremonies, trophy presentation, and raising the World Series flag is today.
Ring Ceremony is tomorrow.
>>75147612
So there is one extra day.
>the Cubs want to rub salt on doyer wounds today; then pour alcohol on it tomorrow
Synderjesus
I heard Suzyn Waldman is singing the National Anthem today
>>75148395
I'd pay money to see it bruv
>>75145108
Fuck the Reds
t. Cardinals fan
>>75148177
He'll still be forced to watch
>woke up early
>remember seattle blew a 6 run lead in the 9th inning
what a good way to start the new week
>>75147570
You aren't abandoning your team, you're coming home.
>>75148705
commit sepukku
>David Ross will throw out the ceremonial first pitch and sing the seventh-inning stretch at Wrigley Field on April 12
>Actor and comedian Jeff Garlin will sing the stretch on April 13
>while new Bears quarterback Mike Glennon will have first pitch and stretch duties on April 14.
>Star actress Mila Kunis will throw out the first pitch on April 15.
>Nothing on who will throw the first pitch for the home opener tonight
Bah Gawd, they're really going to do it. They're gonna bring Steve Bartman home.
>>75148772
>He still gets booed
>>75148772
>bartman throws out first pitch
>fan runs onto the field to catch it
>whoever is catching gets pissed
>chases fan around field
>fan does crazy parkour shit to get away
Tonight's gonna be a great night.
>>75148772
Explain this image
>>75148812
>implying the fan who runs onto the field won't get shot before he gets away.
Oh wait, that would only happen at the big, red, downward arrow.
>>75148827
Its chiraq in general
>>75148772
One of the Ricketts is throwing the pitch
>Rangers lead the league in homers despite having played 1 less game than most teams
>7 of their 11 homers have come from the trio of Mazara, Odor, and Gallo who are all 23yo or younger
Why aren't you watching the most young and exciting team in baseball /mlb/?
>Joe jimenez called up
>bruce rondon brought down
why is he not traded yet is the question
>>75148867
But I was told the Cubs were in the middle of Boys Town. Does that mean they're militant gays?
>>75148907
You fool, saying one of the owner's kids will throw the first pitch is the perfect cover story.
>Brett Cecil is still shit even when he's not on the Blue Jays
who would have seen this coming
>Wake up
>Joe Jimenez called up
Wait what?
I added times for whoever requested that.
Is this the most one-sided """"""""rivalry"""""""" in baseball?
>>75149183
you're a good lad
> your credit score
> your team's series record in 2017
> how many gines you've pounded this year
>>75149183
This really puts into perspective how zany the divisions are right now.
April is fun.
>>75147123
based otani has even said he doesn't want to be compared to "the God of baseball"
>>75149398
It's almost inevitable that one, or sometimes two, teams who everyone thought was going to suck leads the division for the first couple weeks of the season.
>>75149183
>4/5 nl west logos are just stacked letters
>wake up
>remember the mariners are awful
>check schedule- more astros
I guess ill just watch some more springerdingers and blown saves
Atleast they cant get walked off at home
>>75149451
not as insightful as you think when you consider they are just made up of some city name or state plus team name like the majority of all teams ever
What are they making?
>>75149493
But you can throw a no-hitter on the road
>Parker and Marrero still hot garbage
Hwang in LF when?
>>75149137
Bruce Rondon was optioned to Toledo for being complete shit. Jimenez is replacing him.
>>75149183
How long does it usually take you to make these?
>RICH HILL WILL REQUIRE TJS
>RICH HILL WILL REQUIRE TJS
>RICH HILL WILL REQUIRE TJS
Ganbatte White Sox
>>75149626
>>75149623
Seems like it would be pretty quick once the template is done
>>75149542
PEDs
>>75149609
I didn't think they would actually do it though
Bravo, Al
>Pedro Baez will not pitch during the series against the Cubes
Thank God. Now maybe the games won't take 5 hours.
Reminder that Justin Smoak has a guaranteed contract despite being the worst 1B in baseball.
>>75149690
Justin Wilson has been moved to the setup role officially.
So..that'll be interesting.
>>75149700
Reminder that Ryan Howard is is a member of the Atlanta Braves system
>In an attempt to speed the game up Manfred bans Pedro Baez
What's the strongest division in the league?
>>75149886
nl east
>>75146696
Good man, don't ever change allegiance
>>75149886
NL East by far. 3 Eries contenders, one strong rebuilding team in the Marlins, and 1 dangerous spoiler in the barves
>>75149948
Come on, man. I'm a Phillies fan and that's just silly
>>75149978
It's a joke lad, NL east is the worst div in baseball
>>75149623
All I did was download the master schedule and then add a couple formulas to tabulate the win-loss and added images. Probably somewhere between 1-2 hours in total.
>>75150037
Damn, you spend an hour for each one?
>>75149733
comfy desu
There are actual "people" ITT who don't think the rockies are winning 94 games
SAD
>>75150160
Dodgers fan here... you guys will be lucky to win half that. Not even playing.
>>75150132
No. All I have to do now is plug in the scores and it populates the standings automatically. The whole schedule is already in the spreadsheet, I just use a filter to show one day at a time.
>>75150132
>>75150175
I thought you meant initial time in building the template. To post each of the screenshots now, it takes about a minute.
>>75149542
Vitamin C boosters
>>75150191
>>75150175
oh, that's neat.
>>75150169
As a dodgers fan i'm surprised you know english, good for you
>>75147052
>cusb finally win eries
>still have to beg for fans
top Keck
>>75149626
Made me look 2/10
>>75147555
Why would Kershaw care about that? He has bigger goals in mind than just winning a pennant