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buddhism edition

Australia 1/52 (10 ov) v India
South Africa 4/123 (41 ov) v New Zealand
Sri Lanka v Bangladesh (14:30 local | 09:00 GMT | 20:00 AEDT | 19:30 ACDT | 17:00 AWST)
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Stream for a poor cunt pls pls
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always makes me laugh when a yank says you have to be some kind of autistic savant to watch baseball
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>>74868878
https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/itinerant_three/live
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Smoth always blpoayed at the backfoot you fucking casual abo faggot
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>>74868878
GEM mate
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>>74868878
>be me
>be rich
>don't have fox

eat a dick murdoch
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>>74868905
>>be me
thanks for clearing that one up mate
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>>74868878
cricfree you fucking yobo cunt
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>>74868925
>>74868891
>>74868904

don't reply to saxshit
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>>74868852
Why does Smith have his back to the Dalai Lama??
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Warner is going to make a century today lads
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>>74868918
>be you
>be not me
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Smith is so overrated. He is not a world class batsman till he makes runs outside the Subcontinent. Smh
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>>74868975
hi daniel
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>>74868961
almost had him there mate
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/Cric/ Rules

Caps allowed in moderation
NO OUTSIDE LINK , No Bullying, No Swearing
No Spoiling
No harassing other users
No flooding or spamming
No posting of private contact information
No impersonating other members
Do not ask or post scores of live games
Racism of any type not allowed
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Will Smith Steve Smith today?
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ذِكْرُ رَحْمَةِ رَبِّكَ عَبْدَهُ زَكَرِيَّا إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ نِدَاء خَفِيًّا قَالَ رَبِّ إِنِّي وَهَنَ الْعَظْمُ مِنِّي وَاشْتَعَلَ الرَّأْسُ شَيْبًا وَلَمْ أَكُن بِدُعَائِكَ رَبِّ شَقِيًّا وَإِنِّي خِفْتُ الْمَوَالِيَ مِن وَرَائِي وَكَانَتِ امْرَأَتِي عَاقِرًا فَهَبْ لِي مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّا

وَلَقَدْ أَرْسَلنَآ إِلَى أُمَمٍ مِّن قَبْلِكَ فَأَخَذْنَاهُمْ بِالْبَأْسَاء وَالضَّرَّاء لَعَلَّهُمْ يَتَضَرَّعُونَ

قُلْ مَن يُنَجِّيكُم مِّن ظُلُمَاتِ الْبَرِّ وَالْبَحْرِ تَدْعُونَهُ تَضَرُّعاً وَخُفْيَةً لَّئِنْ أَنجَانَا مِنْ هَـذِهِ لَنَكُونَنَّ مِنَ الشَّاكِرِينَ
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can clarke shut the fuck about this "davey should play his natural game" meme

smith made it pretty clear that more grit and depth is required
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I fucking HATE niggers lads
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>Australia's premier medical authority and the NSW Government have urged Cricket Australia (CA) to stop promoting alcohol for good now that its sponsorship with Carlton and United Breweries (CUB) has ended.

>After 20 years, Victoria Bitter, produced by CUB, will no longer be the official beer and sponsor of cricket, but the ABC understands CA is in talks with another beverage company.

>The Royal Australasian College of Physicians (RACP), which has lobbied against alcohol promotion in sports, said CA should take the opportunity to find a non-alcoholic sponsor.

>President of the RACP's paediatric division Sarah Dalton said children should not be developing an association between sport and alcohol consumption.

Why is it unacceptable to have alcohol sponsorship but it's all fine to have KFC sponsoring the cricket?

Alcohol clearly has greater social costs than KFC but the latter probably has greater health (and therefore fiscal) costs.

And if you started boycotting every company that was in some way unethical, what potential sponsors would you be left with? Tesla or some shit?
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just ogt off the fone with jackie lamby and she reckons the taxypayer is goinna be paying fo halal at maccas ay
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>>74869054
My thoughts exactly. Smitty is the new Border mate.
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>>74869076
What's wrong with naggers?
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Execute all Australians except Holly because i like [spoiler]horses[/spoiler]
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>>74869079
t. Stuart MacGill
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Just got back from the womens AFL gf lads, some chicks from Adelaide bullied me in the city ;_;
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>>74869081
fuk when will someone stand up and say fuck off we are full to the cunts ay
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>>74869054
Clarke is the reason Australia had the 0-9 record in Asia prior to this series

Every ""opinion"" he has should be automatically discarded. He is THE worst ever Australian captain overseas, period.
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I think Indians will struggle with the fitness as the air in the Himalayas are thin which will lead to lower stamina in the players. I predict an Australia win here considering they will be fitter and better equipped to deal with swinging conditions
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>>74869124
Kys
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Got a Taxi the other day. The driver was Indian. When I got in, he pushed a button on his sound system and the words 'English Songs' flashed up on the screen and Justin Bieber started playing. Fucking racist cunt.
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Is the /gong/ show /cric/ approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUThxC_mvIE
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The NDIS is going to be a fucking catastrophe.

It's already shaping up like the Howard era DSP (that is, they have few restrictions on who can access it and it will bankrupt the welfare system) and they've only just started rolling it out. The costs are going to balloon astronomically and this at a time when a recession is likely around the corner.

NDIS is literally going to cripple this country.
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>>74868925
>cricfree
litterally wwe instead of the game
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>>74869136
I put 20 bucks on the aussies to win before the series. Could be a nice $200 coming my way
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>>74869165
I often get a discount from subcontinental taxi drivers by getting into an elite and muscular cricket discussion with them
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>>74869178
Ignoring Meme Shit, what has this got to do with cricket mate?
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>>74869178
That's ok if we're crippled because they're bringing in an insurance scheme for it
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>>74869144
Hi Clarkey
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Warners are safe inside the crease, but that's not what Warners are made for
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>>74869262
easily the worst ad ever made

I unironically became livid every time it came on during the ashes
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>>74869204
When we arrived at the destination, I took off my belt and reached for my wallet and he locked the doors. I don't blame him though, I have a shaved head and I didn't give him an address. Plus there was a lane there so he probably thought I was going to do a runner because I am white. Fucking racist cunt.
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>you will never be a foreign qt on alone on a bus with big, handsome Indian men
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>>74869262
Hmmm
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>>74869204
>muscular cricket discussion
elaborate this part
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Why the fuck would you catch a taxi instead of Uber? Unless you live in some bumpkin town
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>>74869291
we talk about the cricket at a level of depth you could only dream of
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>>74869301
Uber is putting our brave taxi drivers out of business
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>He doesn't catch the bus
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Hmm
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>>74869178
I'm in one of the trial areas and get taken shopping and to the movies for free because of my 'autism', my case worker said I might be able to go to a prozzy for free soon because of 'comfort' reasons


NDISi s great
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>>74869321
Taxi drivers BTFO

They deserve it
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>>74869340
t. straffo
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what did they mean by this?
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>>74869354
What do you think Usman is thinking?
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>>74869378
Stove is going bald lads
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>>74869393
nah it's a fairly normal hairline
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>>74869361
>and get taken shopping and to the movies for free because of my 'autism'
is this actually real?
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>>74869354
>I can cure your autism
>>74869378
>no you can't whdushehdhfhr
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Who ever has the controller that is controlling Smith, has obviously entered the "God" cheat mode...
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Meme Shit is actually elite
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When should Smith declare?
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Do you fellas think Smith will beat Pontings number of Hundreds?
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>>74869465
reckon about now
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>>74869432
>reddit:the comment
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>>74869479
He'll finish with more test runs than Tendulkar and even Cook
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>>74869489
freshie
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>>74869465
Declaring is poor sportsmanship.
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>>74869489
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I want to get PAJEETED, specifically by Jadeja
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50 fucking when
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thanks
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Had a halapeno 2 hours ago lads and its still burning
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>>74869496
no u
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http://junkee.com/big-hearted-full-throated-love-letter-aflw/95277
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>>74869599
>>>/b/
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Smith's average is at 61.58 after 54 test matches. Damn impressive.
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>>74869378
hmmmm
looks gay
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This pitch is flatter than Caitilyn Jenner
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based fucking tradies on the pitch lads
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>>74869656
don't really get the joke here
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good start
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b i g h i t s
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where did all the indians run off to?
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Will Smith get a 100 before lunch?
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>>74869733
I think Will Smith makes a lot more than $100 before lunch mate
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This pitch is made for a muscular DRAW
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Fuck you /r/cricket, I never noticed Ashwin's nips before and now they're the only thing I can look at
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>>74869753
word on the street is that it will open up on day 3
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>its a Prakash Wakankar commentates and tells the listeners interesting facts about India session
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>>74869773
It better. This pitch is an absolute road at the moment and India are just shitting all over it
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Do you think designated shitting streets might actually be the way of the future?
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>>74869792
>India are just shitting all over it
figuratively or literally?
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>>74869812
>>>/int/
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WALLOP
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>>74869813
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why is Australia so fucking good at cricket?
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>>74869838
Good post. Give him an upvote la
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>>74869838
reply with a funny meme at get some karma mate
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>>74869751
did you know that Will Smith passed up being in the Matrix to be in Wild Wild West instead?
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>>74869857
good move Tbh, that gave us this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8

the lad should make songs for his movies again
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>>74869857
Would have been a shit Morpheus
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Why is Warner batting so slowly?
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As I said yesterday, Australia should be playing 3 seamers with Lyon dropped

This is more like a Perth road than a normal Indian turner
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>>74869889
nothing like perth you dumb fuck
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really really really want Warner to make a century
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>>74869908
He'll be out 99
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>>74869917
t. shane warne
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>>74869878
he was going to be the main character.
Keanu ended up getting hundreds of millions for it
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Imagine the amount of shit in that river
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Really ain't a lot of thought to the Indian tactics past bowling Ashwin / Jadeja from both ends for eternity.
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>chinaman

when will this casual racism end?
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Kek, easiest way to bait GateCubicleSlave out of his crevice is to say something not so complimentary about his shithole of a city.

Especially if it has something to do with the WACA pitch which is an objective pile of rubbish and this fact-seeking missile makes him absolutely furious.
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>>74869928
would have been an even worse neo
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is a chinaman a meme?
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>>74869942
I'm not him, you're just retarded
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>>74869846
We grow up playing on pitches that produce good batsmen.
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>>74869991
I'll concede you are correct.

This pitch is doing far more than the WACA has at any point in the past decade.
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>>74870005
you are retarded
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What a boring fucking wicket. This game will be a draw too.
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Is cricket in the WI dead?
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>>74870028
yeah
>>74870025
yeah
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>>74870012
retarted*
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>>74870025
give us the trophy now
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should have won the toss.
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big score
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>be me
>buy a long sandwich at uni
>they always cut it in half here
>decide to eat it while walking through the hallway
>open the plastic packaging
>mess it up, one half falls on the floor
>check the hall to see if anyone noticed
>hear 2 guys from my class come around the corner
>panic.jpg
>don't want to look like a retard who cant even properly open a plastic packaging
>decide to throw the other half of my sandwich away in the garbage bin next to me >now it doesn't look like I dropped my sandwich
>have no sandwich
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>>74870112
>>be me
thanks for clearing that up
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>>74870112
>eating while walking
you deserved it
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karun gela
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJB3WF7NNNk
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>>74870112
>wasting food
fob
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>Lunch at 5pm

India a shit
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awful day at college lads
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>playing cricket in Tibet
for what purpose
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>>74870287
what are you studying lad?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J4a7ds7g04
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*walks away from some questionable music*

see you lads later
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyXt5dPEfeQ
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>>74870351
PLEASE
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>>74869378
Check the eye-to-mouth distance of Stove compared to Dolly the Lama.
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>>74870295
How to scream in such a way that it can carry several miles through the jungle
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>>74870295
international commerce
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>>74869387
"Wish my name was Jizzman...."
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England looks like such a fucking depressing place to live

Glad my ancestors broke the law and got sent over here
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>25, KHV, live with mummy and daddy, work a shitty retail job
>cute girl who I barely know or interact with at work says hi to me once
>immediately develop a deep, obsessive crush on her
>spend every day daydreaming about spending time together
>every time I jack off I can only think of her
>fall so deep into my delusion I begin to think she actually likes me back
>walk into the break room one morning before work starts
>she's there with a couple of her friends and other coworkers
>she says hi to me again
>instantly overcome with excitement
>go in for a hug
>she sees my arms reaching out to her and sidesteps me like a pro
>"Uhh...haha, I'm good, thanks."
>one friend can't stop giggling(in a "Oh my god, that's so pathetic." kind of way), catch the other friend mouthing "What the fuck" to herself
>realize what I just did
>realize everyone in the break room just saw and is now staring at me
>punch in for the day
>spend the rest of the day trying to avoid her and everyone else as much as I possibly could
>quit a week later because it was too hard to go to work with that kind of embarrassment hanging over my head everyday
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Mitch Starc looks like he had really bad acne lads
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>>74870466
>he is a convict
>he has British ""genetics""
kek
KEK
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>>74870501
irish mate
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Want to kill myself lads
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>>74870521
as I said
>British """genetics"""
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they were living in england though
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>>74870486
walkie
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>>74870526
getting that far means you did something right mate
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>>74870526
Why the fuck would you want to work for an accounting firm

I couldn't think of anything worse. A sedentary, monotonous job with shit pay and long hours.
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So it's a bit weird that Kohli got dropped but it was explained away as an injury. What do you think: spot fixing perhaps? Got to have been pretty good money in him scoring as poorly as he has for the whole series. India even have a history of captains engaging in this type of unsavoury behaviour with Azharuddin.
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>>74870561
>never worked a single day in accounting
>acts like an authority on working conditions

kek
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>>74870486
based fucking goosey
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>>74870573
think they're just making sure he's fit for the champion's trophy myself

apparently he could kinda bat but was completely unable to field properly
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>>74870550
I dunno what I did wrong -grades are good, go to top uni

but thanks that makes me feel better mate :)

>>74870561
consulting la
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>>74870526
i literally want to die today m8
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>>74870631
what happened huebro?
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>>74870650
>bro

kys
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>>74870595
>I need to work in a workplace to have knowledge of it
>I can't just ask people who do and have worked in said workplace to make an informed opinion
Get the fuck back to your cubicle, GateSlave. Schlomo needs his spreadsheet ready Monday morning.
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>>74870666
delete
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>>74870492
Get your eyes checked mate
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>>74870670
>>>/r9k/
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>>74870492
if he was on roaccutane the lad would be very good looking
feel bad for him though, his face is completely fucked. My dad had a similar thing, but it was after he got set on fire while using the bbq
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>>74870686
look at his cheeks, acne marks everywhere
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>>74870776
Can't find any pics off him sans pants
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>>74870650
i went full autism in the front of the whole class

literally contemplating not going anymore
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>>74870883
elaborate
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>>74870883
cunt you gotta elaborate
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kickin ass boys. feels good
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>best weather
>best culture
>best humour
>best accent
>best cities
>best at cricket

feels good to be an ausGOD lads
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just had sex ama
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>>74870890
>>74870891
yeah rght.....
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>>74870920
what's his name ahaha
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>>74870920
and boy are my arms tired lol XD
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>>74870918
>>best weather
Literally just had three weeks of rain were only three days have had no rain what so ever
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>>74870946
ahaha
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>>74870918
getting drunk on the beach is culture now?
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>>74870969
Beats shitting in the Ganges
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>>74870935
>>74870946
I thought you guys would be on my side and all I get is derision and scorn.
Disappointed desu
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>>74870957
I like rain
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>>74870969
can't drink in public places
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>>74870957
sounds like you live in a shitty state

the sun's out and there isn't a cloud in the sky here
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>bloke's bowled one over in international cricket
>"yeah I love this bowling combination"
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>>74870526
Mate hang in there, these things usually end up being nepotism.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDLhRLeYMFA
Why is he having trouble sleeping?
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>>74871242
two autists monging it out
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>cuckner
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yeah fuck off you useless shit
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>>74871355
>cuckner
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>>74871335
Calling things autistic for no reason is a pretty autistic thing to do
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https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20141024T1130&p0=776&msg=Time+since+David+Warner+last+scored+a+Test+Century+away+from+Australia&ud=1&font=cursive
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>>74871379
>for no reason
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Does anyone have a spare foxtel play login?
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>>74871442
yeah
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>>74868852
>>74869378

I need these glasses, I love that "I'm looking like I'm going snorkeling, but not really" look
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cant believe riciardo crashed
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>>74871442
Sent ;)
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>>74871448
Can I has it? XD

We could be foam buddies!
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>>74871479
no since you reminded me of that fucking video
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Poeple are too harsh on Warner, his performance with the bat is negated by his herculean efforts in the field
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>>74871499
Hmm
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>Raja: "Warner's height is an issue.

even cricinfo is cucking him
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>>74871515
only brainlets think being short is anything but a benefit as a batsman
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Lads how do you know if a stripper is just being nice to you for money or if she's genuine?

Asking for a friend
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>>74871542
Why would anyone be nice to you or your friend?
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>>74871542
the general tip off that she's in it for the money is that she's a stripper
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And we are into the tail enders
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>>74866338
>>74866338
>>74866338
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>>74871617
my post ama
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>>74871676
post handsCOMB
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>>74871725
15
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make another century meme
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>>74871725
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>Kumar to Smith, 1 run, this has happened 1000s of times. Smith shuffles across, the ball is straight, you think you are in for an lbw shout, but then the bat comes down in time to smother all your hopes. Another single ticked off

great, unbiased commentary here
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>>74871930
What's wrong with it?
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>>74871940
> you think you are in for an lbw shout, but then the bat comes down in time to smother all your hopes
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how do >we keep losing the toss so consistently
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>>74871952
Obviously talking from the bowler's perspective. You're being a little precious.
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>>74871974
Literally nothing about that indicates he's talking from the bowler's perspective
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>>74871952
>>74868369
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>/cric/ threads dead on a friday and saturday night

Are we the most successful and sociable group on /sp/ lads?
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>>74871992
yeah ama
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>>74871990
>you think you are in for an lbw shout
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Meme Shit is currently averaging 90 this series
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if I met smith in real life I would give him a hug and thank him for his services to Australian Cricket
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>>74871952
r/cricket tier whinging 2bh
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>>74872001
yes, with you being the spectator
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Anyone know where Hughesy's grave is?

I want to piss on it and upload it to reddit for upvotes
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>>74872004

have a read and reassess

http://healthland.time.com/2012/03/19/understanding-why-autistic-people-may-reject-social-touch/
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>>74872040
probs in macksville
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>>74872010
Do you, the spectator, appeal for LBW at the TV screen?
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Trevor Hohns couldn't even pick the lotto numbers if someone travelled back in time and told him the numbers.
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>>74872061
Every Australian should when Australia are bowling
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>pondscum
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fucking done him
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>>74872064
terrible
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>>74872040
Think he was cremated lad
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>>74872072
FUCKING ELITE CHINAMAN
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useless shit, bring in KP or Cartwright as a specialist bat
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Need to at least bat it out until half way through day 2
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>>74872083
hows India, statscunt?
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Renshaw monging it out has fucked up this innings
>>
>>74872094
good mate thanks
>>
>>74872094
the sad part is that you think you're being witty
>>
Good bowl from that Chinamen.
>>
>>74871924
there it is, thanks la
>>
>Maxwell

We got this lads
>>
>>74872005
I wouldn't complain if it was a one-off thing, this guy has been pro-india all series though

It's literally the indian Ian Healy doing nothing but type drivel
>>
What went wrong?
>>
>>74872166
Runshit
>>
come on stove. hit another century with kohli sitting in the dressing room with his powder puff shoulder trying to look like a cool kid
>>
India call catch it the ball lifts 1mm of the ground. GG
>>
>>74872169
Actually it was Warner throwing away his wicket, casual
>>
W O R K
O
R
K
>>
CHINAMEN!!
>>
>collapse
>>
MEMES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>
I want a qt Indian bf
>>
Joining the one nation party lads, fuck chinamen
>>
useless shit
>>
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>its an Australia gets decimated by Mark Chapman episode
yawn, tired of this meme
>>
fucking useless middle order
>>
This wicket is a bowling paradise, can't see India getting any more than 200 in their opening innings
>>
>>74872274
this post has every single poster in stitches, truly a work of comedic genius
>>
God we'd be so shit without Smith
>>
>>74872279
No it's not, its a pretty good batting wicket, its just good bowling from kuldeep.
Warner played on backfoot, handsCUM didn't get to the pitch of the ball, memeswell didn't read the googly
>>
How is that autist such a good batsman?
>>
>>74872285
Despite Warner's fifty, he's the only one who has looked comfortable all day.
>>
special stuff
>>
going to lose
>>
will smith be stopped?
>>
a truly blessed century
>>
>>74872333
Yes, when everyone else throws away their wicket
>>
>>74872333
will Smith is an actor mate.
>>
>>74872341
are we sub contracting our bantz to india?
i like it
>>
>>74872333

Warne's autistic son is our only hope.
>>
>>74872348
fuck off ya greasy cunt.
>>
man remember last test when Clarke and everyone else were tripping over themselves to suck Mark Waugh off for his brilliant choice to persist with Smarsh
>>
First daddy of endia
Was
Younus Khan
They don't want to face him.
Now 2nd one
Steven Smith............where will you run now...Rundia
>>
>India without Kohli
I like this meme
>>
>>74872377
these paki/bangalel comments are so fucking funny
>>
only 6 more runs to avoid the follow on
>>
>>74871536
Absolutely correct. The shorter you are, the better your perspective on judging the length of each delivery. There is a reason why most of the great batsmen have been shortasses.
>>
Even if he becomes dogshit after this test, Smith has already proven himself as one of Australia's top 5 batsmen of all time imo
>>
>>74872401
t. casual
>>
>>74872415
prove me wrong you can't
>>
>>74872401
Patrician opinion coming through
>>
>>74872421
If he turns to dogshit this early in his career his average will be ruined and he'll be remembered with all the other batsmen outside Australians top 20 as a could have been, the only thing that could keep him in is his captaincy, kek
>>
>>74872442
you are not proving me wrong
>>
>>74872309
If India survive 20 overs, they will bat for 200.
>>
>>74872442
>if
>>
>>74872453
The original post literally started with even if
>>
Even if he becomes 37 after last year, Voges has already proven himself as one of Australia's top 5 batsmen of all time imo
>>
>>74872477
Nah it was "Even"
>>
>>74872487
kek, you are absolutely livid
>>
We all listen to White Line Wireless right?
>>
>>74872492
Differeint guy, you're just wrong, deal with it.gif
>>
>>74872504
prove me wrong you can't
>>
it's over, pack it up
>>
smith a la unlucky nelson lmao
>>
Just got called into work
>>
>>74872523
ASHWIN > SMOTH
>>
fucking hell
>>
what I'd do to have someone like Hussey or Martyn walk out to bat right now
>>
Smith currently has the second highest series average of any visiting captain in India
>>
>>74872535
tell me about all those times Hussey & Martyn batted at 8
>>
>>74872545
speaking generally
>>
>>74872552
Smith is better than either of them
>>
>>74872559
and Bradman is better than Smith, what's the relevance of either statement?
>>
>>74872562
Bradman overrated to be honest.
>>
>>74872562
speaking generally
>>
>>74872567
yeah but what's the relevance mate?
>>
>>74872562
>bradpadder better than smoth
haha
>>
>>74872572
I'm quite happy with Smith walking out.

If I had my choice though yeah I'd probably get Statpadwoman and Sobers to tag along. No fucking idea why you'd pick Martyn and Hussey.
>>
elite muscular australian XI

renshaw
warner
cartwright
smith
burns
someone that isn't wade; whiteman or something
o'keefe
cummins
starc
pattinson
hazlewood
>>
>>74872577
I guess you don't understand context then mate
>>
>>74872581
Seems you don't understand ageing, "mate". Hussey or Martyn walking out right now would do well to jog to the other end of the wicket.
>>
What's with so much r/cricket flooding in here lately?
>>
>>74872593
I guess you don't understand context mate
>>
Jesus, this panel reminded me Smith was originally picked as a specialist spinner and batted 8

Australian selectors
>>
>>74872596
>>74872581
>He actually typed it out twice instead of simply copypasting the original comment
>>
>>74872607
He even batted 9 in his debut test
>>
>>74872607
so was steve waugh
>>
>>74872562
Smith never dodged the war draft
>>
Smiths century celebration so so robotic jesus
>>
>>74872607
it wasn't the selectors fault. He was a leg spinner so why would they pick him up as batsman and play him at above 8?
>>
Jadeja, because he's fucking aesthetic af I mean no bat stickers and that action what a fucking sex icon
>>
Virat Kohli - 6 hundreds against Australia.
Steve Smith - 0 hundreds against Australia.
Kohli>>>Smith
>>
>>74872647
If I remember right, Smith was absolutely a batsman first who could bowl a little bit of spin, but selectors tried to turn him into a specialist bowler when he didn't have that kind of skill

Same thing happened with Cameron White, selectors were desperate to find a legspinner to replace Warne
>>
Most people forget this, but Adam Gilchrist was initially picked as a wicket keeper
>>
Disgraceful

>Renshaw 1

>S Marsh 4

>Handscomb 8

>Maxwell 8
>>
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rumor on the streets is this is the best general on /sp/

is it true
>>
>>74872667
kind of

he wanted to be a batsman first, but his leggies were the weakest part of his game at that time and the national selectors didn't give a shit about recognising his batting talent
>>
>>74872687
that title belongs to muscular /rug/ mate

you should go over there and check out their elite and handsome /rug/ develped OC
>>
>>74872687
No.
>>
>>74872687
it will be if you watch our sport
>>
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>Giving the BSA "ironic" (you)s to show that you totally don't need to (you) him
>>
>>74872687
>the best general on /sp/
that's /bundes/
>>
I love how everyone shits on the entire player base of Australia after one bad innings forgetting we are playing in fucking INDIA
>>
>>74872725
on a road
>>
WALLOP
>>
>>74872725
is INDIA related to the NDIA ?
>>
>>74872753
They're cousins.
>>
>>74872753
another witty comment
>>
>>74872763
thanks
>>
>beat off to every futanari manga there is
Feels bad lads.
>>
>>74872775
based fucking goosey
>>
>>74872775
kys weeb fuck
>>
How long until someone says these are important runs?
>>
>>74872775
>feeling shame after a fap
are you 16?
>>
>It's a long anthology doujin
>Says there's futa in it
>It's usually right at the end of it with no indication as to where it is
Fucking awful lads.
>>
Top tier
Futa on female

Mid tier
Futa on Futa

Homosexual tier
Futa on male
>>
>>74872775
Fell the same after vising Magic Kingdom
>>
>>74872807
How is futa on futa not homosexual?
>>
>>74872817
benis into bagina is NOT gay
>>
>Always feel sleepy after fapping
>Have to ensure I gotta take a piss or shit beforehand to ensure I don't go to sleep afterwards
>Risk voiding my bowels when I cum

Such is life.
>>
>>74872807

futa on male is not gay

she's a girl, mate
>>
>>74872823
Do futa have baginas?
>>
>>74872835
Futa's are NOT female you dumb uneducated shitlord
>>
>>74872825
>this is how I developed an omorashi fetish
Stop while you still can.
>>
>>74872860
Already into girls pissing lad, always have been. Not going to act on that shit though, it's fucking rank.
>>
>>74872860
kys weeb fuck
>>
Sure is /nrl/ in here
>>
Australia never lost against India when Smudge has scored a century.
>>
Reminder O'Keefe is an allrounder
>>
Was Kohli's injury the best thing to happen for India?
>>
>>74872888
yeah it's almost like the NRL watching population of Australia makes up half of the country and most of the cricket watching population
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krGDNbT4CSE
>>
>>74872924
>and most of the cricket watching population
is cricket more popular in nsw/qld than the rest?
>>
>>74872928
It's common knowledge NSW runs AusCric
>>
>>74872924
I meant the autistic fetish discussion
>>
>>74872928
NSW, Victoria and South Australia are the cricket states
Obviously everyone watches it though
>>
>>74872948
>and South Australia
they've produced what, literally four players? The Chappells, Gillespie and Lehmann. That's quite literally it.
Even Tassie does better per crapita
>>
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>selecting Lyon
>>
>>74872948
SA?
>>
>>74872955
Yeah, but they care more about cricket than WA, Queensland and the territories
>>
>>74872955
Name me a test tier Qld middle order batsman. Like, ever.
>>
>>74872966
Shane Watson and Joe Burns

Not their fault they were played in the wrong spots
>>
tipping a 275
>>
You'd think Smith would get out LBW more often than he does
>>
>>74872996
Easy 330 mate
>>
>Wade is the thrid top scorer

Thanks for throwing away your wickets you stupid fucks
>>
Reminder Wade is a better test batsman than Memeswell
>>
Remember when KrazyKrejza was desperately defending Pissrat before this series and labelling him the second best batsman in the world?
>>
>>74873028
I stand by that
>>
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>>74873122
by what metric?
>>
>>74872996
>>
>>74873127
You completely wasted your time compiling this. Do it again in 5 years and you'll have a better picture.

18 months ago Virat had an average of about 39 and I was still saying the same thing then. You think three bad games will change my mind? I'm not an utter casual like yourself
>>
>>74873151
>an extended run of home games against the might of Bangladesh and New Zealand and a series against the West Indies
>good

David Warner can statpad at home too, does that make him one of the best batsmen in the world?

Once again, on what grounds do you think he's the best in the world? Is it just a """""feeling"""""?
>>
>>74873127

>Smith literally averages more in India than pissrat
>>
reminder lyon just played the wrongun better than memeswell did
>>
>Joe Root, Kane Williamson and Steve Smith score quality runs all around the globe
>Pissrat flops anywhere that isn't at home or a bouncy meme wicket
>implying there's any comparison
>>
>>74873166
On the grounds that by my subjective judgement - which has so far been correct about Smith, Starc, Hazlewood among the current Aus team when most decried them - he is simply a better batsman than Root and Williamson.

A 50km marathon doesn't end after 25km and that's how you're measuring it. Yeah sure Root and Williamson have better records at the moment. But I have no doubt that by the end of their respective careers Virat will have better records than both of them. Smith's record will will depend on how long he plays. I suspect his performances will sharply dip after his 100th Test or thereabouts.

And that run of "easy" home games includes rubbish like Nagpur 15 and Pune 17. The pitches he bats on are objectively more difficult than the Lords, Oval, Melbourne and Perth highways.
>>
>>74873195
so it's all based on a feeling then?
>>
>plays on more difficult pitches, but does better on them then he does on the """highways""" outside of Australia and South Africa

Really makes you think. It's almost like growing up playing on what other teams consider minefields makes you good at playing on a minefield.
>>
>>74873200
No. It's based on qualitative analysis which in the context of cricket is often far more valuable than quantitative measures.

I am a much better judge of this sport than you which I have proven over time.
>>
>>74873182
Indian Warner
>>
P A K I S T A N
A
K
I
S
T
A
N
>>
SHOT
>>
shot Nath
>>
B A N G
>>
>>74873222
>I am a much better judge of this sport than you which I have proven over time.
I'd love to hear some examples of this, given you are new as fuck to /cric/ and I have barely posted since you arrived.
>qualitative analysis
Share the underlying logic then.
>>
>>74873264
G O O S E Y
O
O
S
E
Y
>>
hahaha fucking Clarkos reaction when he got back in the box
>>
>literal who took 4 wickets
lmao Australia
>>
nice one jadey
>>
Time for the night watchman
>>
>>74873264
>I'd love to hear some examples of this
I'm pretty sure I made a name for myself because I was the only one shilling Starc and Hazlewood when it was hip to call them shitcunts.

This was before I was on /cric/, but I was also shilling the fuck out of SPD Smith when he was still in Spud mode averaging mid 20's. Ditto I had been shilling Johnson since his debut.

The one player I have been completely wrong about is Mitch Marsh. He is a write off as far as I'm concerned. He is so technically limited I can't ever see him being a useful Test batsman. He'll job in pyjama but that's about. I was also wrong about Shane Watson I guess, he never hit the heights I thought he would.

I'm not really in a position to make the same sort of bold predictions about current upcoming players because im no longer a studeNEET and don't have time to watch/follow domestic cricket anymore or play it for that matter. A percentage of my views were based on the exposure that top-end grade players whose judgements I valued had with NSW state players. From what I've seen of Jake Doran though I'll put him in that bracket.

>Share the underlying logic then.
Would literally be an essay-length response because it has to be a comparative analysis with each player. But the anecdotal response is that his temperament compared to Root and Williamson in particular is incomparable. Technically speaking his front foot play is far superior to both.
>>
>not using your DRS reviews by the end of day 1
lol casuals
>>
What, I thought when there was an innings change this close to the end they just call it
>>
>>74873400
only if it is within 10 minutes of the end of play

if its 11 minutes they come out for one over and so on
>>
Should Smith enforce the follow on?
>>
Virat Kohli’s Donald Trump-like contempt for the truth making mockery of the game.
The Indian captain is a law unto himself with no one – not even the ICC or his own board – holding him accountable for his continual perpetuation of fake news.
Kohli unleashed an astonishing outburst in the dressing rooms following his dismissal, smashing a Gatorade bottle off a table, where it then rebounded off a television and struck an Australian team official on the leg. Kohli was also seen swearing in the direction of the Australian box as he left the field and using a throat-slitting gesture to send-off Peter Handscomb late in the Test.
The spirit of the game notion has been pronounced dead in the game many times before, but Kohli – a law unto himself – would appear to have killed it off once again with his behaviour some of the worst by an international captain since villainous Sri Lankan leader Arjuna Ranatunga.
>>
was out for the day's play lads, how did the pitch play?
>>
>>74873462
kohli is literally hitler
>>
>>74873500
only the wristspinner looked dangerous and that was only really because the Australians couldnt pick him

It's pretty tame after the new ball. Really is a 400+ pitch.
>>
>>74873507
Thanks for the curry
>>
>>74873520
bugger, sounds like >we're in a bit of trouble

thanks m8
>>
>SMIV IS LE SHID XDXD
>SMIV WILL GED EGGSBOZED IN INDIA XDXD

lmaoing at you Fox Sports Facebook page commenting casuals right now
>>
>>74874102
Cc: statscunt
>>
>making Bangladesh look this good

SL pls
>>
>>74874202
Bangladesh are a sleeping giant mate
>>
>>74874258
I understand this reference, because I actually wrote the initial post that goosey copied then atributed mistakingly to biggles in his farewell post which has been spammed a few times
>>
>>74874280
I don't understand any of that post desu
>>
Why is sri lanka suddenly so shit?
>>
>>74874729
If Australia wasn't doing decently in India I'd be pretty embarrassed rn Tbh
>>
>>74874729
They finally realized nobody knows where Sri Lanka actually is
>>
>>74874729
>suddenly
Also they're the most boring team
>>
>>74874729
I'm just glad that this tour isnt ending up to be completely shit for us
>>
>>74874786
>kermits asshole
>>
https://youtu.be/zlCd2WoYfko
>>
>>74874786
you still live in Bangladesh though
>>
>>74874758
Island off the south of India, it's not that fucking hard mate
>>
>>74874769
It's weird, every cricket team has their own kind of style by which they play, and that style generally reflects the nations they represent. You have the rough around the edges and uncompromising Australians, the flamboyant West Indians, the Zimbabweans that do the absolute best they can with what they have and the aggressive and unpredictable Pakistanis. if you asked me to describe how Sri Lanka and Bangladesh went about their cricket I would have no fucking clue. I watch their games and everything, but I genuinely do not have an opinion on how they play.
>>
>>74874807
>>74874836
Haha flag banter lmao witty as always
>>
>>74875013
preach brother
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S_jjvLYOrk
#inspirational
>>
why are bangladesh so elite lads?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JEkDShKoc
>>
>>74875119
fuck off with your shitty hipster music cuckbourner we like pop here
>>
>>74875140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPA
>>
I really really fucking love ABBA
>>
>>74875140
1989 is the greatest album of the 21st century and the only reason it didn't break records is because people were taught to be ashamed of liking twsift

Also SL is shit
>>
>87 in 23 overs against bagalel in pyajamas
sri lanka is kill
>>
>>74874970
that the maldives
>>
>>74875189
Nah

E·mo·tion is the GOAT
Future Sex/Love Sounds is the runner up
>>
>>74875202
you're thinking of the North Sentinel Island made
>>
>>74875214
actually I agree with this, the Jepsen has dat 80s vibe that swift can't match
>>
>>74875189
t. straffo
>>
>>74875220
think i was actually thinking of australia
>>
>>74875214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8

elite
>>
>>>/mu/

come on lads let's keep this on topic
>>
>>74875244
>>74875230
makes me seethe that the masses will remember her as a one hit wonder
>>
>>74875247
contemporary pop music is a part of modern cricket

>>74875254
the masses will always miss the GOAT stuff
>>
reminder ABBA were saved from irrelevance by the elite and patrician AusGODs
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxtgS2lU94
>>
>>74875273
>that
>a good thing

pick one
>>
Björk is ugly as fuck though and I don't understand people's obsession with her, music aside
>>
>>74875086

reply to my thread please lads

thanks in advance
>>
>>74875294
ABBA are objectively the greatest pop band of all time and YOU are a sad and pathetic little man for implying otherwise
>>
>>74875189

>greatest album of the 21st century

That's The ArchAndroid la
>>
>>74875295
Cause she went troppo at that one journalist.
>>
basedladesh lads.
>>
>>74877071
this

great post
>>
throwing in a bowler into a series late who the opposing team have not seen before is a unironically great tactic, especially if they're a bit unorthodox. i have no doubt kuldeep is ultimately total shit but it might pay off for india here
>>
>>74873127
Our brave Kane
>>
>>74873127
Queerat is probably 2nd best all around if you include ODIs
>>
>>74878376
I don't completely agree that he may turn out into shit, nobody knows. So far, he has shown good thinking for someone new to international test cricket.

Having said that, the history of Chinamen bowlers is not that great

>Chuck Fleetwood-Smith, Garry Sobers, and more recently, Paul Adams, Michael Bevan, Brad Hogg, and Dave Mohammed

None of them have been especially successful, and Kuldeep could very well turn out to be a flop
>>
>>74879670
>Sobers
Rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>74880230
https://youtu.be/XfM8uJ9Aa7M

everyone seems so casual
>>
>>74880537
He was a great, you fucking plebian
>>
>>74868852
This image is so funny to me. It looks like the Dalai Lama is trying to be cheeky and charismatic while attempting to convince Smoth of some mumbo jumbo spirtual bunk. At the same time Smoth just looks too autistic to process what's going on and just finds the whole thing a bit strange.
>>
Reminder Ireland will never play test cricket
>>
>>74880688
>great
great batsmen, sure. but bowling he was nothing spectacular and that was my point

>http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/content/player/52946.html

>average of 34.03
>>
>>74880838
>Same bowling average as NZ's greatest ever spinner
>Same bowling average as Australia's "greatest ever" off spinner

This is the single worst post ever made by an American flag on /cric/. You have exposed yourself as a casual who has no understanding of the game beyond a number which has no factor for conditions or context.

People like you are the sort of people who think Jadeja is the world's best bowler. People like you think Voges was the third best batsman of all time.

Please just fuck off to r/cricket where you can talk about statistical averages as if they are the absolute law and not a rough guide.
>>
>>74880537
this, looks a poor standard sunday leage game
>>
>>74879670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqcpzNNIpU

he looks fucking shit, like a left armed steve smith
>>
>>74881094
weeeew, didn't realize I was among the elite *cough loser* observers of the game here. good day to you, sir
>>
>>74880537
Will today's cricket look as shit in 50 years time as this does now?
>>
>>74881269
>Knowing enough about the game to know pitches in West Indies aren't the exact same as the sub-continent makes someone elite
The term your looking for is a normal fan of the game
>>
>>74881346
b-but his left arm orthodox spin is suited for tracks that produce bounce
>>
>>74879670
>>74880838
I really hope to god you're actually American. No one can be this clueless. Considering most bowlers seem to struggle to get an under 30 average 34 for an all rounder is pretty fucking useful you moron.
>>
Why don't they fucking bowl santner?
>>
wonder if we'll ever see a bats like tendulkar bowls like wasim god of the game type cricketer
>>
>>74882634
>useful
useful != GOAT

that's my point you cunt

and for a specialist bowler it would be pretty mediocre
>>
>>74882822
Elite post.
>>
>>74883527

new thread
>>
>>74881094
Kys
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