/cric/

Will Aus be able to take Indian wickets?

>conceding 300 agaist the quoteas on a green top
J U S T

rain incoming lads

this made me laugh

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490451664184.webm

Is the Shield final being broadcast?

>>74883527
first for the BLOODY CHINAMEN!
https://youtu.be/zlCd2WoYfko

Fuck Hamilton.

>>74886209
Vettel is worse though

>>74885028
Not on telly. You can stream it from cricket.com.au

With TV cameras at every ground, commentators already hired and A billion TV channels barely managing to fill their midday time slots, give me one good reason why the shield isn't broadcasted

Reminder Ireland will never play test cricket

>>74886366
Nah they will, it will just never catch on.

>>74886402
this, weather is too shit

they will literally never have a good team

>>74886402
I normally hate "You disagree with me ergo you must be a kid or a casual" posting, but if you've followed cricket for a while you'd know that Ireland's been 5 to 10 years away from playing tests since at least the 90s

>>74886359
Probably wouldn't get enough viewers

Today it would be competing with F1, AFL, NRL and the test match

>>74886402
Not as long as their actually decent players join the "english" team

>>74886518
Except the ICC are literally on the verge of promoting them and Afghanistan. They're LITERALLY considering a proposal for it RIGHT NOW and both sides' domestic competitions now have first class status.

>>74886555
It would be nice to see Warner and Smith put on a 500 partnership I guess

>>74886528
I'm not saying put it on channel 9, but when you've got 9Go doing nothing but showing back to back episodes of 90s sitcoms that have already been seen, what harm is it going to do

>>74886575
Australia may tour Ireland, but ">we" will NEVER host them and that means Warner will NEVER score runs against them.

>>74883527
Will Amir star on the Jake and Amir show?

>>74886630
Would they tour anywhere outside of britain?

>>74886586
I imagine they already own the rights to broadcast those shows, whereas they'd have to pad for the Sheild

>>74886660
bangladesh, zimbabwe, sri lanka

>>74886680
yes, like they do with every fucking show they add

I'm sure if an attractively low offer was made by CA (who make NOTHING off broadcasting the shield as is) they'd be more than happy to take it on

>>74886660
I'm sure they would but they would be hosted extremely reluctantly.

Any Test series featuring Ireland would be a huge financial loss for the host cricket board.

it would also probably be bad for the sport. The current Irish team are barely Div 2 County standard, if that. A completely lopsided Test series ala West Indies in Australia 2015/16 is just about the worst thing there is in any sport.

>>74886586
>what harm is it going to do
Lose them money?

To do a proper broadcast costs money and doing a proper broadcast requires a lot more resources than the literally one pretty shit camera they have set up for streaming on cricket.com.au

>>74886712
and yet they're comfortably the best associate nation
the only way for them to improve is to promote them

>>74886733
and why would they need a "proper broadcast" with massive production values?

>>74886750
Even a basic broadcast costs a bit of money. The game being in the middle of fucking nowhere doesn't help either.

>>74886737
They have no potential because there is no grassroots support.

Invest in Afghanistan, if anything.

Otherwise I don't see how crippling the Sri Lankan and Bangladesh cricket boards by basically forcing them to take on a debt "for the good of the game" benefits anybody but 11 irish guys.

just woke up

>>74886801
>Invest in Afghanistan
Zimbabwe 2.0

Ireland is stable and have dominated the associate competition for over a decade. They've shown that they can continue to produce decent enough local players, unlike memes like Kenya or the Netherlands. Grassroots support is growing, albeit slowly. Once test money comes in, that's going to help development. Not even Bangladesh were that into the sport in the early 90s.

>>74886791
It's not prohibitively expensive for either party

>>74886897
t. Paddy O'Brien

>>74886907
It's probably just not worth it for the viewers it would generate

>>74886932
If you're viewing it purely in that light, no. It goes beyond that though

>>74886954
>It goes beyond that though
It literally doesn't though. Cricket Australia would have to pay them to broadcast it like they do the womyns ""cricket"".

Unlike notional gender equality and the womyn, there is no incentive for either side to do that for Shield cricket.

>>74887062
I disagree on everything said in this post

>>74887082
Я cильнee тeбя

>>74887082
Where is the incentive though? Shield cricket doesn't really have room to grow

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74887131
gee I dunno, why would someone want a sports league on tv

>>74887160
It's just going around in circles man. Obviously people who visit this thread would want it to happen, but there just isn't enough demand.

>>74887199
how many people watch the Kids Baking Championship on SBS?

>>74887230
At least one, since you furiously turned on the tv just to make this post

>>74887230
Unless channel 9 funded by the taxpayer now that is a false equivalency

Kek, you must be an insufferable piece of shit. Literally just arguing for the sake of it now.

Is afl /cric/ approved?
Fox sports 2 covers it for some reason

>>74887230
Probably more than you'd think. People love cooking shows recently and kids doing things is a successful format

>>74887155
that does not sound like a neutral position.

>>74887256
how about Inside Volleyball on 7 two?
planning on watching that

>>74887269
yep

>>74887269
Poopeelian proles are divided on this notion, some would agree while the others say NRL is better

Obviously union is superior but it's too complex to the average poopeelian brain, so it usually causes them to throw a furious, childlike tantrum whenever it's mentioned in these threads

>>74887305
Inside volleyball doesn't go for four days

Obviously Merv Hughes Fishing is far too important to replace with shield either. Don't forget The Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything
all popular programming

>>74887334
Send your posts to channel 9 then mate.

>>74887329
never said you had to show the entire game. Just broadcast portions of the game when there's nothing else worth broadcasting. That's what happened in WA for years.

>More Jeets than the Indian team
>Poo Peeland
pooetry.

>>74887334
Is this gatecunt? I know WA isn't playing but I'd assume he'd be watching incase of a Victorian collapse, which would give him a raging stiffy.

>>74887386
no

>>74887386
No, it's me, Sean

Very curious here, since there are a lot of Assies in here.

Are there any Assies in here who have migrated from non-cricketing nations and took up Cricket as a hobby/sport to watch?

Cheeky wank lads.

>>74887656
smeg me arse! are you a /brit/ from /int/ la?

>>74887630
several of my mates are from european countries and they watch cricket after moving here

>>74887656
keep us updated

>>74887665

No, I haven't left /sp/ for about 7 years.

>>74887630
My dad is from Malta and loves cricket now.

>>74887682
>browsing anything but /cric/ on /sp/
Kek, /sp/ is a cesspool these days

>>74887782
/rug/ is literally better in every way possible.

>>74887630
Wogs run /cric/

>>74887782
It's a fun cesspool though

Shocking by the umpire to give that out, desu.

poodictions for today

Of the few wins we've had, many of them have been down to the 39 year old Herath. Our fast bowling strength is non-existent and all the young spinners who come into International Cricket with amazing FC records get belted around (Tharindu Kaushal, Prasanna, Senanayake, soon to be Sandakan). Our batting has huge holes in it, with players like Karunaratne, Silva, Kusal Perera consistently doing fuck all and players who we've invested in have turned out to be shit as well (Thirimanne). And don't get me started on our fielding. Sanga retired from tests 1 and a half years ago and Mahela more than 2 and a half years ago. We are no longer are transitioning team, we are now a shit team. Anyone see any light at the end of the tunnel?

>>74887897
India 344

>>74887897
India will score runs all day

>>74887897
Poojar out for 24 (113)

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Good morning /cric/

>>74887897
This series is over, I was expecting a lineup change for AUS but this will be a walkover for Indian batsman, they will score 500+ or close to it and Australia will collapse to 75 run lead, India win retain trophy and Australia will leave with 0 dignity after how much of a shit show they caused. Still was entertaining series with the first test

>>74887953
Haha!

>>74887929
Runs to the toilet?

>>74887953
Grasshoppers and crickets cannot talk

>>74887953
Good maymay laddie. Mind if I post it to reddit and let you know how much karma I get?

>>74887968
literally kys you retarded shit

fuck off back to /rug/ if you're going to make posts of such a horrible quality

>>74887968
A pitch is kind of like a street

>>74887980
already is from reddit
look at the filename freshie

>tfw you'll never be badass enough to act like a tough guy on /cric/

>>74887953
my sides

>>74887994
imgur is not necessarily the same thing as reddit

but regardless
>unironically calling someone a freshie because they don't know how to reddit

>>74888015
that was the joke

Why did they bowl 1 over last night? What's the point of changing innings for that? Just add an extra over on this morning

>>74888054
That wouldn't please Smoth's autism

>>74888054
It's how the rules go

Besides, if a wicket fell in that over it would have been fucking huge for Australia

>>74888054
That over was a good chance for Australia, they will take it every time if they can

>>74888113
>>74888119
But if a wicket fell on say, the 2nd ball of that over, they wouldn't wait for the next batsman, they'd just finished the over this morning

>>74888131
yes

do you really not know why you'd want a wicket falling at the end of a day's play rather than at the start?

>>74888131
Then India effectively has to play an innings with 9 wickets, the motivation is clearly there for the bowling side

>>74888158
I'm talking about the rules, not what's necessarily in one side's interest.

>>74888185
if there's time left in play for an over to be bowled, the over gets bowled. Why should that rule be changed?

>>74888185
If it's the bowling side who apparently decides whether the go off for stumps, why not finish the over and see if you can get them 2 down?

>>74888185
The over serves a purpose so why wouldn't it be included?

>>74888201
>>74888259
I get where you're going, but it just seems weird they'll do a change of innings, which takes 10 minutes, for the sake of an over, but if a wicket falls partway through the over they'll end play then and there, even though you'd think the next batsman could be padded up and good to go.

Thanks for being undickish about it tho

hazlewood should have a wicket by now, poor effort

What a crucial session this, in the context of the series. India would not want to lose more than 1 wicket, whilst Aus might want to chip in with 2-3

>>74888492
>might want to

Na Smoth might just use his "let them score runs slowly for a few days" plan again

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Shield final is 5 days yeah? Not that it really matters because >we were never going to win

>>74888525
freshie

reckon kohli is going to take a stump home with him again?

what are some of the ways batsmen haven't gotten out of late?

i would say, square of the wicket. i can't remember the last time anyone getting out of a square cut

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>pitch isn't a turner
>two (2) pacemen, one of which is made of glass

>>74888573
haven't seen a timed out for a while

>>74888573
Bowled by an aussie part timer

>>74888583
good one, had to look that up

Lyon and Maxwell shouldn't have played, although I can understand why they didn't want to drop Maxwell

Should have played Pukeson or flown in Behrendorff/Tremain/dare I say it Chadd

>>74888598
ofc, i was talking about orthodox shots

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Does Brett Lee make your all time twink XI?

Indianons, I'm in a village without cable. Are they showing the match on DD Sports?

>>74887630

>Migrant
>Australian

pick one

>>74888573
haven't seen a really good caught and bowled recently

god fuck this sport why is austrlaia so shit

>>74888637
alri, Damo

>>74888645
the Chinaman had one yesterday

>>74888637
We are ALL migrants

>>74888687
a good one

kek some bloke on cricinfo reckons stoinis is a better bat than smarsh

>best people in the world
>comfy weather, 35ºC every year
>no war
>no terrorism
>big bundas
>more bundas
Why is Brazil so best bros? best country in the world ama

>>74888733
>go outside
>get murdered

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Suppose the batting team is 8 wickets down

The non-striker is the number 10 batsman, who's on 4*

The striker is a top order batsman who's one 150*

The striker hits the ball straight back towards the bowler on the full, the easiest catch the bowler will ever take.

The non-striker pushes the bowler out of the way so he can't take an easy catch

Now, the non-striker will clearly be sent off by the umpires for doing that, but isn't it in the batting sides interest to have the number 10 get out, rather than the top order batsman on a big score?

>>74888733
i need the snow-capped mountains, where to go?

>>74888733

I heard you guys have a big river. Is this true?

>>74888627
>Poo in loo women have more masculine jawlines than an Australian alpha male

>>74888790
depends on how shit the #10 is

if we're talking a mcgrath/macgill combo, then yeah knock them down

>>74887897
India 8/888

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BASED

FUCKING

HAZLEWOOD

>>74888733
wow I love Brazil now

can I come?

>Words spoken? If yes, not a great sight after the spirit this Test has been played in

fuck off

lel

>>74888790
They'd at the very least get a fine for some bad sportsmanship rule. It would be a really bad look too, like when soccer teams score when they're expected to hand the ball back to the opposition

Daniel

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>>74888886
>soccer

Daniel

I feel like Kane and one of these two openers will put on a 150+ run partnership.

>>74888922
Sorry, wogball

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Gonna watch the F1 now lads

How does Mornay Merkel keep being South Africa's best bowler when he's their 4th best seamer?

>>74889008
>not having the cricket on a monitor and f1 on tv

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>F1

>>74889020
Sune looks like the grill from Firefly

The attractive one, not the one who became famous

>>74888758
You mean killed by a kangoroo in Australia?

>>74888799
Rio Grande do Sul e Paraná, amigo

>>74888821
yes, it's the biggest i think but it is in fucking amazonas

>>74888848
(PLEASE) come to Brazil and spend YOUR dollars

Renshaw has done nothing but fuck up this game

Bancroft/Burns when

pujara's strike rate is 100
rick and morty season 3 confirmed!!

>>74889148
>reddit the batsman
>reddit the show
>reddit the meme
>reddit the comment

>>74889148
It's like I'm really on reddit

>>74888834
lyon/hazlewood are only fractionally better than macgill/mcgrath desu

>>74889287
fuck you're not wrong

cant find a fucken stream
send help

India 31/1 (13.1 ov)
This frustrates my autism

>>74889216
based straffo

>>74889346

http://www.crichd.sc/

>Richie Benaud is dead
>Alan McGilvray is dead
>Peter Roebuck is dead
>Jim Maxwell is dying
..
>Ian Healy is still alive
>Brett Lee is still alive

i miss the days when cricket commentary was good

>>74888612
The Dorff is a new ball baby at this stage.

>>74889497
get fucked, binga is good

>>74889581
t. Lee Watson

So is their any legitimate source for the rumour that kohlis taking this test off for the IPL?

>>74889449
cheers m8
Now i can enjoy some griget before this fucken cyclone kills me

Post some qt female cricketers. Preferably nudes.

>>74889497
>young people are still alive but old people aren't

A real tragedy

>>74889626
doesn't he get paid anyway?

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South Cuckstralia on pooicide watch

>>74889497
Try watching some elite NZ coverage.

If Australia had a third quick to keep these two fresh, this 300 would have definitely been a par score

>>74889688
Put that snek away and watch the match

>>74889626
Nope.

>>74889701
> Melbourne winning the Pura Cup

/CRIC/ BTFO!

>>74889497
Peter Roebuck was a sexual predator

>>74889002
>>74888922

you mean football*

>>74889765
Wog pls go

>>74889756
In 1999, while working as a commentator in South Africa, Roebuck met three cricketers, all aged 19, and offered to coach them, inviting them to live at his home in England. He warned them beforehand that he would use corporal punishment if they failed to obey his "house rules". He caned all three men on their (clothed) buttocks at different times for misbehaviour and in 2001 was given a suspended jail sentence after pleading guilty to three charges of common assault.[20] He told the court, "Obviously I misjudged the mood and that was my mistake and my responsibility and I accept that."[24] Henk Lindeque, one of Roebuck’s victims, said, "The problem was not so much that he caned us but wanted to examine the marks. That’s when I decided to get out of his house."[25] Lindeque stated that he held no ill will toward Roebuck and was saddened to hear of his death.[20]

Sounds like he was a faggot, but not a predator

Uni assignment done, sushi, gyoza and stone and woods purchased and my housemate got our foxtel sorted. Lets fucking go cunts and bhenchods.

YESS GAARRY

>>74889581
KEK

>>74889765
>Someone tries to kick a goal
>Other team just picks it up with his hands

""""""""""""foot"""""""""""""ball

>>74889816
> Australian Rules """""Football""""
> Most of the time using your hands

>>74889788
No, he was a sexual predator. Took a bunch of zimbabwe kids in with him and fiddled with them.

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>>74889701

This was always going to happen & apparently >our strength is in >our bowling attack

>>74889703
the only commentary team worse than Australia and India's are New Zealand's

>>74889837
It is on a non-alice springs wicket

fucking ridiculous that the final is being hosted there

>>74889788
Look up why he killed himself

>>74889837
>>74889862
Final is a flattrack regardless of where it is anyway.

The life of an allrounder, who'd have thought a match after Maxxie scored a critical 100, we'd be wishing we had M Marsh in the ranks?

This first hours also puts into perspective the quality of Smith's knock yesterday. Looks like this pitch requires hard yards from both batsman and bowlers (pace and spin) to thrive. Great pitch for the series decider, giving all disciplines an opportunity to have a say

>>74889862

Where do the players sleep at night? Under wheelbarrows or something?

>>74889865
Roebuck was Ed Cowan's mentor and former teacher at Cranbrook School. Cowan's maiden Test century came in the First Test between Australia and South Africa at the Gabba, Brisbane, on 12 November 2012, a year to the day after Roebuck's death. Cowan dedicated the century to Roebuck's memory.[36]

>>74889690
keke

>>74889788
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/the-roebuck-tragedy-a-tale-of-love-beatings-and-blackmail-20111231-1pgmk.html

>>74889954
>tfw Cowan was probably diddled

>>74889920
who the hell wants M Marsh back?

>>74890004
every player below the age of 25 at Queensland has been diddled by Greg Chappell

This includes Renshaw, Heazlett and Wildermuth, and it explains the attention given to them by the panel of selectors

Maddinson was Mark Waugh's boy toy though

wicket when

>>74890099
lyons next over mate

daniel when

>>74890131
doubt it mate

>>74890142
>>74890053

Is that Everest?

Doesn't look that high desu

>>74890099
Tomorrow

Rahul almost into that zone where he can cash in after having done all the hard work this morning

Perfect test pitch. Batman or bowler, only if you persist will you succeed. Not for batsman to come in and dominate, and also not for bowlers to get so much help that it makes batsmen look like fools

AWW YEAH READIN EM LIKE A BOOK GARRY

Australia tour of India, 4th Test: India v Australia at Dharamsala, Mar 25-29, 2017
Summary
Full scorecard
Commentary
Statistics
Wagon Wheel Player v/s Player Hawkeye Desktop Scores
Australia 300
India 48/1 (19.4 ov)
India trail by 252 runs with 9 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
India RR 2.44
Last 10 ovs 27/1 RR 2.70
Min overs remaining 71.2
Day 2 - Session 1 Current time 11:00 local, 05:30 GMT Test Career
Batsmen R B 4s 6s SR This bowler Last 10 ovs
Cheteshwar Pujara (rhb) 12 26 1 0 46.15 4 (6b) 12 (26b)
Lokesh Rahul (rhb) 25 56 4 0 44.64 12 (18b) 15 (32b)
Mat Runs HS Ave
48 3753 206* 52.12
17 1114 199 42.84
Bowlers O M R W Econ 0s 4s 6s This spell
Nathan Lyon (ob) 4.4 1 17 0 3.64 19 2 0 2.4-0-11-0
Pat Cummins (rf) 7.0 1 15 0 2.14 33 2 0 2-0-6-0
Mat Wkts BBI Ave
67 242 8/50 33.69
3 11 6/79 21.63
Recent overs 1 4 • 2 • • 1 • 4 • • • 2 • • •

>>74889688
This is a blue board.

>>74890165
It's actually Hazelwood

How can anyone stand the ABC commentary?

The guys talking normally then starts yelling when nothing really happened

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>>74889688

>>74890315
I loved ABC commentary up until recently

It's dog fucking shit now, the only thing that separates it from channel 9 is that katich whines about australia instead of healy jerking off over the team

>NZ weather

>>74890324
I don't think Indians are a fan of Luus

>>74890355
Thank based Tone for that

>>74890366
everyone is a fan of Suné

>indian

I'm tipping a wicket this over in a "close one"

>>74890458
wait lyon's bowling it never mind

Lyon looks like a 40 year old virgin desu

>>74890511
he literally is

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>>74890511
>looks like

Shield Final eh?

I hope Victoria bat for three and a half days and kill the concept forever.

someone is going to post a picture of """his""" kids to try to prove me wrong soon

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>>74890555
>you

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>>74890581
She cute!

>>74890609
>>74890581

>>74890628
Two spinners

if nathan lyon ISN'T a virgin I will LITERALLY have less respect for him, because it would mean he had to dick the hamplanet

>>74890609
She even has his hair

>>74890727
fucking lmfao

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>Implying Lyon isn't an alpha chad in betas clothing

MAKE THEM SMELL YA BALLS GARRRY

the guy doing the race here just said that Melbourne is one of the best cities in the world, the best in Australia

is that true?

Australia should have done an India and introduced Bird, fresh and ready to go, if India win that move will be remembered as the genius stroke

>>74890775
Cucking a manlet isn't alpha though

>>74890802
yeah, and I'm not even victorian

furious poo shit peelshmen will pretend otherwise though

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>>74888733
>best people in the world
pajeets are the best people in the world
>35°C every year
Aussies are used to 45-50°C, they should come to Delhi to get the homely feel
>no war
Same
>no terrorism
What's the fun without a few exploding mussies every once a while
>big bundas
Sweaty bhabhiats

Also, one of the major drawbacks is that you don't have cricket.

>>74890829
Didn't you almost get into a war last year?

>>74890802
Melbourne is the goat desu
and im from qld

>>74889920
Mitch Marsh is actually a decent bowler but just no.

Should have just dropped Lyon for Bird and had O'Keefe and Maxwell.

>>74890775
Warners wife is like Australia's number 6 though

>>74890829
don't think you can match big bundas mate

""Hey skipper we're a bowler short, who'll take all the additional load?" "Pat" came the answer"

>>74890913
>>74890913
>>74890913
>>74890913

>>74890940
By the sound of it we should have called Cowan back

If Cummins was a porn star he'd be Cummons

Eleven minutes to lunch. Pujara on strike. Perhaps that's why Cummins has been given another over

>>74890849
Not really. Pakis are a tease. The last time we were at war was 1999.

>>74891010
Not if he was into creampies.

That picture of Amir in OP reminds me of a Valerian Mengsk with dark short hair

Give Wade a bowl

>>74891031
Not sure if I'd want to be next to a tease with nuclear weapons

>>74883527
MR FIXIT

SMELLY BALLS GARRRY

>>74891122
AHAHAHHAHAHA

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Kachori > Samosa
fight me faggots

>tfw no qt snow covered mountain range

>>74891074
we can't move somewhere else from there, can we ?

>>74891190
hmmm..haven't had decent kachoris tbqh

>>74891264
Come to Rajasthan Tbh

What do they eat during lunch? Can't imagine eating anything too heavy

>>74891031
Didn't India get involved in the Sri Lankan civil war?

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>>74890775

>>74891308
gotta say though, kachoris don't have the golden ratio of filling:fried dough. samosas got them right imo

>>74891332
Curry
t. Know the former Australian team chef

Warne had baked beans and tinned spaghetti though

>>74891403
For me you can't raise the crisply crust with all the fillings, Kachoris get the perfect amount.

>Quiney on 9
L A D S
A
D
S

>>74891074
tell the South Koreans about it

>>74891577
I won't be going on any holidays to Seoul any time soon

>>74891543
Test recall fucking when

reckon a wicket just after lunch would be in australia's best interests

feel like WA fucked up by dropping Harris

>>74891627
Wrong

>>74891608
they dont even need nukes to flatten Seoul. Seoul has a population what 20 million, and its within like 20km or the Norkie border.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_o9dOH8qtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5jj91YrGUM

>>74891377
Yeah. One of our PM was assassinated because of it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Rajiv_Gandhi

>>74891190
Based taste. Kachori with aloo+chane ki sabji is best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BCpiAmQ9i8

>>74891667
They could just build a giant wall

>>74890829
Post more dusky South Indian qts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-P4dvbSWPg

>>74891750
who would pay for it though?

night lads

Australians are like the niggers of white people.

>>74891332
http://images.baka.com.au/file/2013/11/07/4905023/2013-14%2520ECB%2520Test%2520Catering%2520Requirements.pdf?rand=1383825635483

>>74891877

Indians are the niggers of niggers.

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>Matthew Nicholson
>Scott Muller
>Martin Love
>Brad Williams
>Nathan Bracken
>Nathan Hauritz
>Shaun Tait
>Dan Cullen
>Beau Casson
>Cameron White
>Jason Krejza
>Doug Bollinger
>Andrew McDonald
>Ben Hilfenhaus
>Bryce McGain
>Graham Manou
>Clint McKay
>Tim Paine
>Peter George
>Xavier Doherty
>Michael Beer
>Trent Copeland
>Ed Cowan
>Rob Quiney
>John Hastings
>Jackson Bird
>Moises Henriques
>George Bailey
>Mitchell Marsh
>Callum Ferguson
>Joe Mennie
>Nic Maddinson

>>74891877
At least we are of white people

>>74891877
see I'd like to say indians are the niggers of asians, then I remember mainland chinks and indonesians. I'd then like to say indians are the niggers of the subcontinent, but then I remember pakistanis and bangladeshis.

lunchtime kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-st-gP2Tc

Why is Smith so underrated among the Aussies?

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Smith circlejerk when?

>>74892038
because he was terrible when he first started playing

>>74892038
He isn't though. He's the closest thing to a goat we have now

Do you Aussies know your family history? Like for what crimes your ancestors were sent there ?

>>74892076
Also he looks like a 12 year old lesbian

>>74892120
My family moved over to do farming.

>>74891954
Correct assessment.

>>74892120
yeah I've traced by family history back to the 17th century actually

one side was irish, the other was half english half irish with the english side coming to Australia for larceny and both irish sides coming across as "irish rebels"

>>74892120
muscular private settlers lad

>>74892120
I'm a wog.

>>74892033
>Thanks m8 for exposing it to us
>expose as in showing it to us
is that a common aussie vernacular or is it just something the presenter prefers to use?

i have very rarely heard the word expose used in that context

>>74892344
it's not too common, but I guess I hear it a bit

>>74892338
Out

>>74892120
Every aussie flag is an Indian on foreign exchange

>>74892450
nah mate we come here to drive taxis

>>74892197
>>74892236
>>74892288
>>74892338
glad to know Marie's

>>74892450
we don't have that much foreign exchange in colleges here

>>74892450
Indians are the new global elite.

>>74892566
The world is your street now

I reckon a quick nine wickets would do the trick here

reckon there's going to be a wicket soon?

well it was a good series

>he is going to spend his sunday evening at home

>>74893033
I'm not going to go anywhere when I have to get up early tomorrow for wagecuck duties

>>74893033
bloody pelting down lad

>>74893042
When do you spend the money you make?

>>74893033
Yeah that's the plan

>>74893033
where are >you going benchod?

>>74893066
Dunno, might go for a jog or something.

>>74893075
I'll be doing the same

SHOT

where are all the wickets lads

really could have done with pukeson pood

>>74893075
>he's fat
kek

>>74893059
Luckily most bills can be paid online

>>74893112
Having that name in our 11 isn't worth the win to be honest

based

fucking

cum

C U M M I N S
U
M
M
I
N
S

collapse

wew

:/

DLF

Rahane is going to get bounced the fuck out next over

have you ever had a comment published by cricinfo? i feel like they publish the dumbest stuff that gets sent in

>>74893251
yeah I used to send in retarded, inane shit under the name DanielH a year back

Kohli giving Rahane advice to calm down during the drinks break would be like that Deadpool/Dopinder cab scene

Rahane knows Cummins has one or two overs left this afternoon. And Rahane pulls out. A man runs across the sight screen. Not sure Cummins will like this

>>74893258
so fucking glad I don't have to visit reddit to discuss cricket

>>74892120
Yeah actually
They came over as cobblers & went into orchid farming