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I just typed for 7 min on a beautifully detailed and erotic paragraph that answered all the questions, and as I sent it, Safari crashed. Woohoo

>>24160768
well retype pls

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>Male
>hispanic
>Bi
>24
>I started masturbating around the age of 7 which was around the same time I found out about hentai/porn.
>just as any young boy I was curious what would happen and well one thing went to another and before I knew it, it became a everyday thing
>the longest I have gone was about eight and a half months, mostly due to alot of stress in my life and too many things afflicting my personal life.
>I used to masturbate roughly 6 times a day on average but now it's once or twice.
>sometimes I masturbate just to do it so it's over fast like less than 6 minutes, which I guess is the shortest time. I do tend to "edge" as they call it so sometimes my masturbation sessions last for a couple hours sometimes even for half a day.
>i guess my kinks/fetishes is somewhere along the lines of watersports, public, incest, and.... Creampie... I think Thats in The same catagory?
>recently I have been masturbating to overwatch R34 and lolicon doujin
>just as any other guy would masturbate, stroke until completion.
>I did try playing with a anal plug but I was more focused on the plug than masturbating so it was interesting.
>just an anal plug, that's as far as I have gotten with "toys"
>my best solo orgasm was when I masturbated in the public library, my best non solo orgasm was when my ex gave me a blowjob outside at the nearby church
>I was almost caught at the library but the librarian just went to put a book on a shelf and didn't see me (at least I think?)
>a picture of the last thing I masturbated to? Cirno will always be one of my favorites

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>mariosnart
>22 & 23, m & f, US
>stupid humor, pets, nerd shit, food

>>24228765
bump

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M22 looking for female
Will compliment you, rate you, whatever you want
sc: JohnTheDon30

25/M/6009
Been drinking for the last eight hours or so. Fairly discombobulated.

>>24228307
>reverse image search a few pics I've posted
>all over gay tumblrs with thousands of likes

If only there was more overlap between what gay guys and women like

>>24228307
>implying anyone has saved my picture
Hahaha, silly dumb aww shit...

>>24228334
succ ess

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>>24227931

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>>24228026
6 your eyes are mildly disconcerting

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>>24228091
Are you this person?

fyp10

hello????

>>24227174
show full body so we can tell

>>24227174
Yeah we're gonna need to see you completely naked

How's that working out for ya? When will you fucktards learn that women don't want to see dicks, seeing a fucking dick doesn't do the same thing to a woman that seeing boobs or asses does for men. You're fucking stupid

>>24228740
True, but look at the size of that dick.

If he was looking for dudes, I'd be on that.

You'll just be your usual bump-on-a-log self and creep out everyone and then become more reclusive. Stay home and chat with cute shy guys on grindr and such.

>>24226226
No, actually stay home and spend the rest of your life wondering how much fun you could have had if you went :^)

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>>24226290
I'm going
fuck it

Yes pls share

>>24225757
>tasted copper
it's not death you've tasted

Since OP abandoned the thread, I'll post my own story.

This was winter break of my senior year of high school. My best friend had graduated six months earlier and gone off to college in another state. He's clinically depressed, so I was not surprised when he called me about how horribly he felt, despite finally being away from abusive parents.

I tried comforting him as best as I could, saying he was finally free and on the way to his dream of being a psychologist and helping people who had problems like him, that it would get better and he was just having trouble adapting to his new life. Little while later, he failed out of most of his classes and came back for the winter break. Of course his pathetic excuse for a father beat the shit out of him for "being a weak, worthless piece of shit and giving up". His mother cursed him out said he was a waste of money and the past two decades of her life.

Surprise, surprise, he got worse. Fuck me, I hate his parents so much. He'd have days when he simply couldn't get out of bed, and when he did, it was just to get cursed out again. One particular day, after finally resolving to do something, he stayed up researching cheap colleges away from our town, went to sleep late. Couldn't get up in the morning, so his dad pulled him out of his room and down the stairs by his hair. Not even a comment, according to him. Just walked in, grabbed him, pulled him down to the kitchen, and went to work.

This entire time, I'm there trying to comfort him, help him get on his feet and go back to school next semester. He wasn't allowed out of the house (even though he'd get smacked around every now and then for not getting a job), but thankfully they let me go see him. Let me tell you, anon. Few things make my blood boil more than having to be all polite and educated with those two piles of breathing excrement. Every fucking time, "Hello, Mr. H, thanks for having me over." "The food smells great, Mrs. H. No, thank you, I've already eaten."

Looking for a cam whore to expend my baby gravy. Leave details and I'll get back to you.

>>24222184
26, Male, Australia

I want a female who is interested in meeting.

I do not want online-only shit, if I wanted that I'd go to a camwhore thread. Also, you must either be in Australia, or travelling to Australia soon. I _might_ make an exception for New Zealand.

[email protected]

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SB
23/F/USA
I'd like to make pictures and videos for you exploring my wilder side. Got help for my cat here and now just like the vibe, literally.

Please no one with trouble helping out. No scammers.

Skype: Purplewarex2
Kik: Purplewarex3

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I'll give this another try.

Me
>27 year old male
>Southeast US
>Chubby build with a bit of muscle
>Beard
>Shoulder length hair
>6' tall
>Dirty blonde hair. Strawberry blonde beard
>Blue eyes
>Metalhead. Can't stand rap, R&B, or country.
>Into video games and working on computers/ general tech. Just good with working with my hands in general. Can fix pretty much anything given the time
>Light interest in anime
>Love to cuddle
>Knows my way around a kitchen whether it's cooking or baking
>A bit of a romantic
>Dark sense of humor and loves shitty puns
>Sometimes too logical...
>Fetish friendly as long as it's not scat or puke. I'm pretty easy to get along with in the bedroom
>Smoke cigarettes
>Not much of a drinker, though I could probably drink you under the table
>A semi-big reader if I settle down long enough to
>Really kind of just a Viking looking guy that loves to be a big kid.

Her
>19-30
>USA located, preferred Southeast US
>Anything below 5'8"
>Chubby to skinnyfat is perfect
>I like curves, so them boobs, dem hips, and dat ass would be great.
>Hair color, eye color, and skin color does not matter, though the paler the better. Preferred not Hispanic.
>Loves to cuddle
>Listens to rock mostly.
>Doesn't mind a smoker
>Dark sense of humor
>Doesn't mind anime
>Loves being cute and dancing around the kitchen while we cook
>Would help me turn the living room into a pillow/blanket fort
>Loves cutesy stuff like romance and flowers and candlelit dinners and general diabeetus from all the being sweet
>LOVES to cuddle

I can't think of anything else at the moment.
Contact info:
Kik: username.pls
Skype/email: [email protected]

>>24214753
could you possibly be any more generic

>>24214766
Probably yeah.

Looking for guys or girls who like to watch straight porn with me. 30m horny
User Gehtdinixon on kik

21/mtf/US
chubby, tall, 8 months hrt, pale
into kink/bdsm stuff
attracted to other trans women, cis women, femboys
I prefer to talk to people from the US or Canada

AlexErin9

20/m/us

straight but been curious about other guys
love dirty chat and talking to couples that can take orders :)

love meeting new people too so all are welcome to message me dirty chat or otherwise

kik: danzonera

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Just poppin in on my bday to say hi!

>>24182286
Happy birthday! 18?

>>24182286
nice eyebrows
please post more