/SHG/ thread Females only no mtfs or traps No contactfagging

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Just poppin in on my bday to say hi!

>>24182286
Happy birthday! 18?

>>24182286
nice eyebrows
please post more

>>24182286
Aren't you dale?

>>24182303
No she isn't Maxim/Dale.

>>24182309
Then why the macros saying she was?

>>24182310
What? Maxim/Dale looks like a cheap Chris hemsworth, i think you're confused.

>>24182303
No it's actually me lol hence the fresh snapchat, the photoshop troll has not edited my pictures in a while.

>>24182314
There were a bunch of photos of accusing this very girl of being dale cross dressing. This is my last post making the claim because I don't want to shit up the thread but this is legit. I'm not saying she is dale, but that's what the images posted again and again seemed to claim.

>>24182321
No that was Maxim/Dale using her pictures and pretending to be her was what that chart said.

>>24182315
I haven't seen you here in months, still looking feminine and cute as ever.

>>24182294
Danke! I will later once my stomach settles down, I just got home from the fair and the last ride I went on messed it up @_@

>>24182347
Yeah we need some more of that cougar

>>24182286
Holy shit
Finally a non dyke looking shg poster!!!

>>24182359
Not speaking for them
but id say about early thirties

>>24182286
underage GTFO

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>>24182347
All clean, yo
>>24182357
Er, whatever

>>24182371
MILF!

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>>24182370
> Not knowing who she is
Lmao

>>24182370
I just turned 25 LMAO
>>24182383
Hey cutie long time no see! Whatcha dressed up for?:3

>>24182376
Well, I'm not early 30s either but aight lol

>>24182408
I'm 24

>>24182383
I'd blow up Alderaan for you.

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>tfw no Sam

>>24182383
I love your glasses btw lol

>>24182428
I'd say not haha. Hell most people tell me I don't even look 18

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>>24182388
I'm the quick, you're the dead <3

>>24182389
Dressed up for a con the other day, had a blast <3 got smooches even, accidentally spent like 4 days in Portland

>>24182417
Let them live lmao

>>24182422
Thank you!

>>24182457

But then how will I win your love and smooches?

>>24182371
whyyyy do i always miss you - are you still around?


>>24182383
>>24182457

can it plz be semi lewd time?

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>>24182468
Dress like Pyramid Head, works every time

>>24182485
:3c

>>24182486
Possibly later, I posted a panty and swimsuit top pic in the last thread <3 if I can find a bra, maybe I'll take a bra pic.

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>>24182445
I stay away from younger haha
>>24182486
I still heeerreee shitty pic though

>>24182503
My pyramid and giant butcher sword are in the shop. Can I offer you a considerably less scary monster instead? Like the Bogeyman, just a trenchcoat, hammer, and gas mask?

Pull a funny face...smiles are overrated

>>24182516
>>24182371
So this is the big nosed beauty's main thread!

>>24182286
happy bday jailb8 qt

>>24182282
Were is Sam, we were in a middle of a conversation ):

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>>24182541
Here's a funny face I guess lol

>>24182371
free the nipple - time for full tits, been a while now... like the tan lines

>>24182286
then that robe must fall like the roman empire

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>>24182535
I'm down <3 I'll kiss almost anyone if they ask

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>>24182674
>>24182457

>>24182371
let us see your beautiful tits again pls ^^

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>>24182286
Mother fucker. We have the same birthday.

>>24182674
>tfw I probably couldn't talk to you in person let alone ask for a kiss

>>24182893
Happy bday! ;D
Are we going to get any special gift from you?

>>24182383
i would gladly blow you

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New here. Proud redhead

>>24183507
I fucked up. eh who cares

>>24183507
reds... my favourite

>>24183507


Green eggs or ham?

>>24182893

I think ive been mis-sold PPI. What should I do?

>>24182516
How do you feel about 38? Lol!!

>>24182674
Kissing bandito

>>24183507
Cute as

What's Teatrin/Trinity's tumblr? I've lost it since the name change.

I'd ask her but she hasn't posted in this new thread yet.

Not that it matters, y'all are cute, but since when is shoulder length hair considered short?

>>24182893
Happy Bday, hottie! Put some smile on that face!

>>24183507
Hairs too long, pls leave

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moshi moshi Shima desu

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Look what I got in the mail.

>>24184840
Hairs too short, pls leave

>>24184840
Konbanwa! Boner desu

>>24182286
Happy birthday German Girl!

>>24184840
>>24184848
Nice.
You'd make a very good fucktoy.

>>24184851
Leave the thread.

>>24184857
No u

>>24182286
21st bday presume?

>>24184840
Guten tag fraulein

>>24182286
Finally legal! You can show boobies now!

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>>24184848
If only. I'd buy a copy desu
>>24184851
RIP

I feel under the weather today I hope I'm not catching a cold

>>24184878
do you or have you ever had enough hair for a pompadour?

>>24184878
butthole plz

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>>24184890
No not really, though I'm really surprised by my current hair texture. It's generally really wavy and the way it was cut last made it straight.

>>24184912
>madoka
thats adorable
i have a bit of an obsession with pompadour is all
would you fill a request for lifting your bangs into "horns" with a big toothy smile?

>>24184912


Can I cover you in mince meat and call me the Bolognese baby

>>24184912
I get you, we people with wavy hair tend to get straight when short.

>>24184912
whats your tumblr? he old link is gone :(

>>24183507
Absolutely gorgeous.

>>24184930
Madoka is my waifu~

>>24184997
That gave me a weird mental image

>>24185152
But my hair usually still is wavy no matter how short, its the latest haircut I had she thinned it and it has just been straight since, so odd

>>24185279
Surfsupshinji is my new url

>>24182893
<3

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>>24182893
holy shit girl, we look really similar

>>24184840

Ah, Shima. You always make my day a bit brighter.

One of these days you should do a vocaroo of you saying "moshi moshi Shima desu"

>>24185318
I prefer Homura.

>>24185318
thanks. how come all the name changes?

>>24185354
When I'm on my computer next I'll do that!!!

>>24185370
Homu is very cute indeed

>>24185483
I get bored

>>24185351
I don't think so. A few things in common but overall no. Your features are more dainty

>>24183675
????

>>24185544
I believe he is talking about a ensurance money, it is a UK thing. Tho why he said that I don't know.

>>24182371

You're quite cute really aren't you?

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>>24182919
I'm really easy to talk to I swear

>>24183105
Thanks bb

>>24183842
Stealing smooches left and right

>>24185645
Women like you dont exist where I'm at. (Gamers, cosplayers, attractive.) Fuck the south.

>>24185872
Yes they do.

>>24185942
Nah man. Nowhere. If they do exist, they're either already with a tool who doesn't appreciate them, or live NOWHERE near here. +1 for the positive thoughts though.

>>24186012
>>24185872
Yes they do.
Go to a major city during an anime con, even if they are in a relationship it's pretty easy to destabilize because most of the guys are beta fags.
Cos-play as a popular character and they will flock to you, put you hand on the hip for a picture and let her feel you muscles.
They'll be wet as October.

>>24186012
this. just go to some social things for thsoe interests.

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Another long day. Been laying around for a bit, about to take a shower.

>>24185645
>I'm really easy to talk to I swear

Yeh I'm sure as long as I manage to get words out instead of struggling to avoid staring intently at you

Also what's the symbol on your arm in dad's shirt pic?

>>24186086

Shower pics? :)

>>24186086
I still want to know why your still at that seedy hotel, is your place getting fumigated or something? Just watch out for cockacaroaches in the shower. Did you bring your own soap?

>>24186041
>>24186055
Guys, while I appreciate the enthusiasm, and this isn't a ploy for, "Look at me and I need attention", but I have no real gathering places around her or conventions even remotely nearby. I'm just stuck in a shit tier level area. Fuck, the only Pokémon that spawn here are Pidgeys and Weedles.

>>24186129
She said she got kicked out.

>>24186129
>>24186155 what this guy said.

I do have my own soap, toothpaste, and other bathroom items. No hair brush though haha.

>>24186155
>>24186198
Fuck man thats what I get for being away from this thread so long.
But hell at least you have a better plan then my friend when he got kicked out last month. Dude desided to just sleep in his car in the summer heat. I told him to rent a hotel but he didn't want to spend the dosh

You got the essential or at least for a man, what tha hell are you going to without a hairbrush. Your a madman

>>24186086
you made me cum like a idiot you lovely little slut. thankies.

>>24186224
I've been combing my hair with my fingers lol. Not having nail clippers kinda sucks, since I manage to break/chip nails at work regularly.
>>24186231
What is it like to cum like an intelligent person?
>>24186233
Lol alright a brush would be great

>>24186251
A intelligent person ejaculates my dear, they don't cum

i love girls with short hair .Just wanted to say that

>>24186251
Lol from the looks of that pic seems like that pro combing technique works bretty well or your hair is just god like.
Fuck as man who just clipped his earlier today, I have no opinion on that lol. Pretty sure a gas station or pharmacy sells some around you. Idk on the quality tho.
You might get a pair that you have to slam down to get the job done jajaja

>>24182893
Happy birthday buttercup.

>>24186277
Of course, why didn't I think of that
>>24186289
Well since it's short it hardly ever gets tangled or anything so yeah the hands do a decent enough job. If I still had my long hair, no hair brush would be tragic

>>24186394
Lucky lucky you for choosing such a nuclear strengthen hair do, when the next time your getting it trimmed anyways. Don't you have to get it cut every few weeks?
But kek if you had long hair the best way to fight tangled hair is to put it in a bun or ponytail. Thats pro status right there

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Can't wait to go bar hopping for my birthday party Saturday night~

>>24186777
trips confirm prettiest girl itt

>>24186777
21st bday?

>>24186867
25th haha I know I have a baby face when I wear no makeup ;_;

>>24186888
checked miss babyface

>>24182420
I know that feel

>>24186777
Schön

>>24186888
I thought you were 19 desu

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Hey all, here's some fun with filters.
Also getting a hair trim tomorrow so to be continued...?

also sorry I've been absent, Pokemon and life kept me busy

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>>24186924
it became a normie thing now, beware

>>24186924
You weren't missed

>>24186941
I see what you mean >>24186942

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>>24186924
I don't think you weren't missed, I' just saying that with pkemon go everyone is like pokemans, even normies at work

I don't know you, canadian person, but hey, good to see you again

>>24186777
Haven't seen you post in months cutie, glad to have you back.

>>24186958
Thanks :) yeah everyone's playing, but personally I kind of like that, it reminds me of being younger and everyone being all over the Pokemon franchise.
And yeah thanks :)

>>24186917
I got carded for buying a scratcher for my bday yesterday haha ._.
>>24186959
Yeah I was gone for 3 months because my grandmother died, needed to take time off to spend with my family. :(

>>24186975
but i work and I see normies going all "is digimon and pokemon the same thing?" it gets tiresome bc I play since gen 1, stopped in gen 5 to be honest

Maxim always seems to use the girls pics from these threads to photoshop

>>24183507
>>24182893
You girls are gorgeous and should post more and that's all I have to say about that.

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>>24185872
I know they do, I have many attractive friends from Texas, I agree with >>24186041 dress as a major character, I'll be trying to kiss every Soldier 76 or Jesse McCree cosplayer at PAX

>>24186089
It says 'love' in kanji


Time to get back to writing, I abandoned my online story a while ago, finally feeling up to the challenge to continue it

>>24187573
Cute picture!

What's the story about?

>tfw swg will never wear your too-large-for-her shirt

>>24187606
It's a story based on my friends' Silent Hill and Outlast art she has been creating, she created the monsters entirely from scratch, I decided to go ahead and write for it <3

>>24187637
Oh now I remember you mentioning that.

Does it have anything to do with either of the franchises? Or is it just an original story based off the art inspired by them?

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>>24187699
It's a combination of both, the story is based off of Eddie Gluskin in Silent Hill, based off of my friends art, pic related

All monsters were created from scratch based off of Eddie's own psychological horrors. I haven't updated the story in a few months, so I feel bad for neglecting it

>>24187710
>All monsters were created from scratch based off of Eddie's own psychological horrors.

Good shit. I was gonna say if combining monsters with story in a Silent Hill setting they have to have come from the character's psyche since everyone essentially has their own tailored freakshow based off their fears. It can be easy to create horrifying looking monsters, but harder to give them a place and make their appearance to a particular person meaningful.

Kind of why people were really sour about Red Pyramid showing up in Homecoming and the movie, since it was really significant to James, with his sexual frustrations and desire for punishment. It doesn't really hold the same meaning for Rose or Alex. With Alex you could argue it stems from his guilt over what happened to his brother, but the monster actually targets his father Adam over him.

Now of course there's precedence for encountering other people's monsters in Silent Hill, the best example that comes to mind is the Abstract Daddy James runs into, even though it's a manifestation of Angela's mind. That being said, it feels like with Red Pyramid they just included it for fanservice or because it's iconic. It fit so perfectly for James I don't like the idea of reusing it, but alas... Then again, they tried coming up with something new for Downpour and that big bad was a joke.

I'll uh, stop nerding out about spoopy lore now.

>>24187573
nice

>>24187933
Agreed, making them psychological is always the difficult part

I am as well, as, Pyramid Head was created by and for James Sunderland, to serve as his punisher and executioner. It did not make sense that he would be there, but, I do at least like the way he tied him into the films, acting as a guardian.

They threw him in because like you said, he's iconic. He is a large staple for horror and the entirety of the Silent Hill franchise. Silent Hill 2 is BY FAR my absolute favorite, but I may be biased because it is the one I know the most about. Shattered Memories was also a good one.

I personally think that he is horribly misunderstood, that, many people feel he is nothing but pure evil. Yet, there were many times when Pyramid Head did not kill James, let alone even attack him at all. Just standing there, almost acting as a guide for him to get to the conclusion of it all. PH is everything James truly wishes to be, strong, muscular, determined; bringing nothing but strength, sex, and death with him. James wishes to be like him, sexual, dominant, and purely invincible.

Maria is constantly trying to divert James from his mission, yet, PH is always there to push him back to it, even going as far as killing her to keep James on track with his goal of finding his wife.

I truly love Pyramid Head, not for his looks, but, for what he truly stands for, as the personified opposite of everything James truly is.

I truly do not like the idea of them recycling Pyramid Head into other things, such as the two films, then again, the Bubble Head nurses also made an appearance in both films, I recently watched the second film the other night, and truly enjoyed it. But, I am biased as I love the monsters very much so.

That's okay, I nerded out too

>>24187944
Thank you <3

>>24186777
Swedish?

>>24187573
>was in between mcree or the guy from eye dc
Well looks like i know who to go as
You're super qt

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Just chilling outside my room for a few on my day off

>>24189263
Hello beautiful girl

>>24189263
Those eyes

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>>24189302
Hello to you too anon
>>24189309
:)

>>24189344
Well damn I didn't realize just how shit that pic was ha

>>24189353
Oh damn, guess you'll just have to post more

>>24189353
why do you say that? it's just a little blurry, but you are so cute :)

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>>24189380
I was referring to the blurriness actually lol. Here's a better one though.

>>24189353

Are you forever bra-less?

>>24189430
No, but that's usually how I chill at home. I can put one on if you'd like lol

>>24189444

Haha nah, I'm a fan of bra-less, to the surprise of no one I'm sure. I do love those tanlines you keep teasing though, I'm a bit curious where they all start and end.

>>24189456
Honestly, they pretty much end where you see them. I walk home every day in a tank top so the bottom half of my body is not tan lol

>>24189493

Haha, I'm sure they still look pretty good though as I have a bit of a thing for tanlines. They seem to suit women much better though, I walk home every day in a t-shirt so I've got the same problem and they just look daft on me.

Did I see someone mention you're in your early 30's y'day? I don't post here much but I've seen you a few times and always assumed 22/23.

>>24189511
I'm 24 lol. I dunno what genius thinks I look that age but whatever lol

>>24189517

Haha no they said it like it was a fact, either they meant someone else or they were being a dickfuck. So do you have tanlines on your legs too?

>>24189540
Not unless you count my feet haha. I wear a pair of flats a lot so like half of the tops of my feet are tanned little

>>24189551

Ah unfortunately I'm not one for foot stuff and I don't think even tanlines could tempt me. Are you a student or a real person? I'm assuming you're walking to either a job or classes every day.

>>24189413
Watch out for the crazy druggies that think you're cute

>>24189563
I'm a real person walking to a job that sucks ass lol
>>24189574
For real, I hurt myself yesterday bolting from a dude who kept trying to touch me

>>24189660

Haha, well that blows. Is it just a temporary thing? The job I mean, not the loitering sex offender.

Also, more tanline shots?

>>24187573
I legitimately feel sick every time I see one of this girl's pictures

how anyone could find her attractive is mindblowing to me

>>24189687
To each their own I guess but I think she's pretty good.

>>24186777
>>24182286
Are you still a virgin?

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>>24189673
Hopefully.

And here ya go lol

>>24189754
Probably just Maxim being Maxim.

If not, then just a dick. I mean, there are people who post here (and in other topics I follow) that I'm not attracted to, but I don't feel the need to let them know it or give people shit for having a different opinion from mine.

>>24189877
Maxim did post a photoshopped picture he did of her in the no makeup thread so it probably is him.

>>24189867
you're really cute <3

Mind doing some sexy pics for us?

>>24189867

Noice, end to end lines. How would you feel about a milky white tummy pic?

What's your job if you don't mind me asking?

>>24187990
>>24187573
Maxim is at it again >>24187127

>>24189867
you're like my favorite chick here, just thought you should know

>>24189916
lol

that's a good pic

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>>24189884
Thanks. I don't usually don't here
>>24189892
Here's muh tummy. And my job is at DQ
>>24189963
Awww thanks, that's so sweet

>>24189994
How often do you get creeped on? And when's the last time you had decent sex?

>>24189994
are you ever gong to show us your tattoo?

>>24189994
*I usually don't here, not full nudes anyways

>>24189994

I had a suspicion it would be a customer service job when you said you hated it, the general public is packed with idiots and assholes. I bet you've had some problems dealing with greedy fatties at some point.

Tummy is cute by the way, would a request for some underboob be pushing my luck in here?

>>24189998
A guy creeped on me pretty hard last night. I actually pretty recently had sex that was pretty alright. Had great sex a few weeks ago though.
>>24190001
I'll think about it.

>>24189234
Thank you! Please go as Mccree, I love my cowboy husband so much

>>24189916
Thank you anon, I appreciate you letting me know <3

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>>24190009
Underboob lol

>>24190033
Topless pls

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>>24190033

>>24190033

What perfectly perky underboob! What's this secret tattoo business?

Feel like keeping the underboob and rolling that top down a little to show off those tanlines?

>>24190033
How about putting a finger to the lips with your most cutish, come hither and do me look

>>24189994
Why not? Everybody loves you here. I usually lurk these threads just for you

Besides, you have an awesome body, it should be shared :3

>>24190033

Sorry, looks like I've caused a landslide of not so subtle requests.

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>>24190064
I have a tattoo that I've yet to show here lol, all there is to that business
Here's the tanlines

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>>24190065
Uh well I always think I look silly when I try sexy faces but here's this lol

>>24190110

Awesome, now is there any way that top could get... thinner?

And there's got to be more to the tattoo than that. Is it located somewhere filthy? What's it of?

>>24190086
Ah well, I only do what I want lol ignore other stuff

>>24182286
Lets celebrate! Show tits

>>24190114
cute

>>24190126
This is as thin as I think I can get it lol

And there is more to it. It's not anywhere filthy, nor of anything filthy. Before I cut my hair, a lovely person posted a bunch of nudes without permission, and the tattoo was in them, idk I just don't want to be connected back to them. I dunno. I don't like my face in nudes on here and my face was in those.

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>>24190155
Woops forgot pic

>>24190155

Fair enough, sounds like stupid 4chan bullshit.

It could definitely be made thinner though, not much thinner but maybe a smidge.

>>24190161

Ah just realised you already made it thinner, ignore my last thinner request. And yeah I can understand not wanting your face out there with nudes, I'm cautious as hell with that shit too.

Could you take a picture while sat upright and maintaining thinness levels?

>>24190169
Prettttyyy much.

Basically not enough to -really- matter lol

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>>24187573
>I'll be trying to kiss every Soldier 76 or Jesse McCree cosplayer at PAX

>>24190026
>Please go as Mccree, I love my cowboy husband so much

Hm... I have three weeks to assemble a McCree cosplay, get a ticket to Pax, and make my way to Seattle.

>pic related

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>>24190181
Ere ya go, upright and thinness levels maintained lol

>>24190204
If you do anon, there will be a kiss for you, I promise <3

>>24190208
Thinner! *Drool* you makes me happies

>>24190208

Yes they are, perkiness levels maintained too!

Wha else are you wearing? Also push your glasses up woman!

>>24190208
could we get a pic where all of you is visible?

What kind of tatoo do you have and where is it located?

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>>24190225
Satisfactory results, yay! Haha my glasses fall down a lot. Here's what I'm wearing lol
>>24190238
>guy friends
Tbqh I don't know them very well either
>>24190249
Well all of me is visible here. My tattoo is on my hip

>>24190324
Wow you're beautiful :)

>>24190324

Ah I thought the glasses down thing was some kind of look you were going for, the 'librarian who's reading session was rudely interrupted' look.

Can we play the thinner game with your shorts now? You can cover up your bullshit causing tattoo with your hand.

>>24186251
>What is it like to cum like an intelligent person?
i wouldn't know.

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>>24190330
Thanks:)
>>24190339
It's not. I ate a can of ravioli earlier, straight out of the can lol

Totally outta nowhere but I look like a streakerrr haha

>>24190604
Haha damn sexy

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Also, I have a lollipop lol

>>24190604
Oh that is such a cruel tease. :'(

>>24190604
>slight cleaveage visible through coat
I like this a lot

>>24189877
>>24189882
My name isn't Maxim. I just find the girl disgusting, and I also hate that she posts like four hundred times in any thread that's remotely applicable to her.

She's just gross, and seems like an attention whore, and I wish she'd go away. I can't imagine I'm the only one that feels this way.

>>24190810
That's exactly how I feel about >>24190693
She's so homely looking I don't get the hype

>>24190826
It's because she's a butterface, so she's willing to get lewd to make up for her unfortunate face.
The pretty girls if you've noticed don't have to do that.

>>24190810
>she posts like four hundred times in any thread that's remotely applicable to her.

Can you give examples of this? Literally the only thread I can think of where she regularly posts besides this is in the short girls thread, but that thread comes and goes for weeks at a time. She doesn't even post in sbt or sma even though they're more than applicable.

Like, I'm not trying to whiteknight I just don't follow your argument.


>>24190826
>>24190838

I'm not attracted to her myself but what do you get out of being rude?

>>24190826
She is homeless technically

>>24190810
I agree with >>24190846
I only post here, and in short. Sometimes in a no makeup thread, but, the latter two threads are rare.

I'm never in any other threads, if my pic is in any rate threads, it's Maxim or someone posing as me. I literally stick to only 3 threads on the whole board

>>24190838
>>24190826
>>24190810
wew, way to rotate IPs lad

>>24190888
Really, you're going to accuse me of samefagging because a couple guys apparently agree that she's unpleasant to look at? That's dumb, but please tell me how the fuck I'd "rotate" IPs back to my original one. I'll wait.

>>24190931
>what is a proxy
damn lad

It always amuses me how the pretty girls don't have white knights yet the busted ones like >>24190693 do

>>24190944
If you think I give enough of a shit about this place to spend money on a proxy you must be smoking a lot of drugs

I'm pretty sure proxies are blacklisted here anyway

>>24190964
You are aware that there are multiple versions of "pretty girls" right? This boarday showcases that fact pretty well I'd say considering the diversity of the girls threads bgt, sma, shg....ect.....variety is the spice of life my friend. Don't be afraid to mix it up a little bit.

>>24190964
Whiteknighting exists for pretty much any poster (except that Brandon dude).

>>24190992
And Maxim, fuck that sociopath.

>>24191013
I'm not really familiar with that guy, I haven't spent much time on /soc/ before. I'm a once a week or two kind of lurker, if at all.

>>24191034
Well, I won't with my face.

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Staying in tonight so I can get toasted tomorrow night! Can't wait gonna party hard for my bday with a lot of my friends~
How is everyone doing?

>>24191208
a little horny

>>24191208
Bored mindless

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>>24191411
Same, and I am just super anxious for tomorrow night, I wish it would be here already!

>>24191425
Never comes quick enough huh.

>>24191425
And if I don't happen to be on have a kick ass drunk bday

>>24190693
close ur eyes for once god damn

>>24191166
That's okay, please feel free to post pics of the rest of you. We won't mind, promise.

>>24191166

Yeah I was suspicious that was you, that was quite a kinky little pic session you did. You've got a great body.

Also, we definitely need some public flashing pics from you with that coat on.

>>24192110
hey red

>>24192083
Yeah haha I dunno if you saw the clothespin one but that was pretty intense ha. I know at least one person recognized me because they said something lol

love redheads and freckles. would mjam her

>>24192110
nice meme

>>24192256
That was intense. How'd that feel?

>>24192256

Yeah I was 99% sure, the only thing that threw me was a lack of cheeky grin from you. I saw the ones with the pegs on nipples/clit, are those the pics you mean?

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>>24192575
Wasn't too bad at first but I didn't have shit handy so it took me a min to get the pic and by that point it was getting pretty noticeably painful lol
>>24193810
Lol yeah those were the ones I was talking about

My hair looks like shit, but here's a rare toothy grin after work.

>>24193898
cutey

>>24193898
qt3.14
please marry me

>>24193898
You sure are a stunner. Loved every pic and dying for more. Beautiful.

>>24193898
Beautiful girl.

>>24193898
Those pics were all amazing

New job??

>>24193898

Hopefully there was a little pleasure mixed in with the pain, that always makes it a bit more fun.

I'm wondering now what else we'll get to see from you. A bit of rough spanking? Hot wax fun? A little casual sodomy?

>>24193898
great smile

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>>24193959
>>24194092
>>24194101
>>24194106
Awwww thanks guys
>>24194109
Haha, new job?
>>24194137
There was, and even I dunno what's next haha. Never done hot wax though haha
>>24194428
Thank you :) I'm kinda insecure about my teeth tbqh

Also kinda bummin it tonight and having a bit to drink lol

>>24193898
>work
Hey thats great!

>>24194498
Much welcome. Thanks for dropping those on the other thread. I was never happier then when I realized it was you

>>24194498
That didnt look like a dq uniform, thought maybe u got a different job

>>24194524
Work sucked ass today more than usual though. Two fucking people didn't show up. The first called at least and we did our best to make her find someone to cover her, which she did not. The second, didn't even call. Ugh as if food service isn't shitty enough.
>>24194579
Ah, I'm not sure how much good I'm gonna be here in the next couple hours lol drinking anyways ha
>>24194607
Lol.. I guess you learn something new everyday?
>>24194609
Lol I took it off silly goose

>>24194639
Guess so. If learning is like that then id learn everyday

>>24194645
Thanks for sharing, bye now

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Today is an andro kind of day

>>24194828
night?
regardless, hello

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>>24194923
I guess it is night time, almost here at least!

Here's me cosplaying Mob cause why not :3c

>>24194991
i cant remember why i didnt want to watch that show
currently watching battery
havent gone past the first episode but its such a relaxing slice of life show that im keeping up with the episodes to watch later
how have you been?

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>>24195124
I think the animation is pretty cool, I really enjoy the show so far!

I've been well! Just very busy and taking advantage of the summer while I can! Classes start back up in September so

This snap filter gives me desu eyes

>>24195171
>cat shirt
id really like to see you in armor
you look fantastically deitic (apparently that's not a word) in dresses but i imagine if you got some armor and a more intense gaze it might have the same effect

>>24195193
I was snuggling my cat haha you got me :3

Having armor would be so cool!! ;____;

>>24195236
cant get you to make a toothy smile?

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>>24195260
Here ya go :3 I just washed my face so my nose is a lil red

>>24195346
Nice smile.

>>24195346
>in gif form
thank you so much
such a pretty smile
would protect/10

>>24195390
>>24195399
Thank you! :3

>>24195418
I'd like to see you smile like that more often

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Tfw 2½ hours in the ER

>>24195899
diagnosed with cuticus-patootus?

>>24195899
oh no! are you okay?

>>24195957
I wish

>>24195966
I'll be fine, can't feel most of my hand at the moment, got some pretty bad burns. Never had to go to the Emergency room though, so, it's odd and scary

>>24195981
What did you do to your hand

>>24196152
Missed the door to the oven, stuck my hand inside the oven and pulled upright, burning them on the top of said oven, going on 4 hours now

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Ayyy

>>24196382
;_; You poor thing. That sounds awful, did you like... grab onto the heating element?

Would give you all the hugs and kisses :(

>>24194498

A little hot wax session in the the /sbt/ thread would be great, give that pale chest of yours a little colour!

>>24196404
Nah, just thrusted my fingers against the top of the oven as hard as I could. I'm off work until further notice

>>24196431
:( Poor baby. Are you off work because you're injured or because it's "your fault"?

>>24196498
I'm off work because I'm injured, doctors orders. I have to go back on Monday to check the wounds and make sure I'm not having infections or anything.

>>24196517
Ah, I hope everything turns out okay. Burns can be so nasty and prone to infection. Also horribly inconvenient on your hand...

>>24195346

Wow, very, very cute!

>>24194639
Oh don't worry about tonight, you've gained dozens of horny followers that will beg every day for more pictures of you in the famously lame camwhore standard poses. I would've swore you were not the type but it is what it is.

>>24197038
Well I'm not, actually.

>>24197038
Why are you that angry, sir?

>>24196382

Aww :( Hope you're feeling better soon.

>>24196382
high five, hehe.
>are you in pain? how much?
>rate on a scale from 9-10
>or with emojis

>>24196524
Yeah, right on my finger tips too, thankfully it's my left and not my right

>>24197881
Thanks hun

>>24197915
About a 1 right now, then again I'm on medication for the pain

>>24196164
damn that sounds pretty bad

>>24196382
You should delete that photo. It contains personal contact information.

>>24199325
It contains the phone number of the man in charge of reviewing a patient's stay? Plus, too much time has passed and I cannot remove it. None of my information is available

>>24199325
go ahead anon. call that hospital and ask for one of those nurses and try to get them to turn over the PHI of "the short haired girl with a cast you had in there a few days ago"
let me know how that works out for you.

>>24199325
Fucking retard

>>24199599
I choked on my brownie reading this

>>24199636
Welp, back to the hospital you go. Careful though, anon might be waiting for you this time.

>>24196382
hot nurses?

you didn't fill in the pain scale you rebel.

>>24199724
True

>>24199920
Not really

They didn't have me do it in my room, I had to do it in triage

>>24195346
Beautiful smile, should do it more.

what's happened to Dragon? I miss her.

Bump for the beautiful Illinois girl and the lovely cutie that has a tattoo on the finger as well.

>>24196382
Looks painful.

Hope you have insurance.

>>24203003
Worked covered 100% of it, as well as paying all my wages I'm missing from Monday through Friday until I can go back.

No bandages anymore, but, can't feel much

>>24203038
im having trouble with the description i gleed on how you burned yourself
to me touching the inside of a domestic oven is no big deal
maybe i should just scroll up

>>24203051
It was an industrial 500 degree oven at work, I stuck my hand inside, palm up, and pulled my hand up, making contact with the upper part of the oven, heat rises. It was in the middle of the oven too where it's the hottest too.

Enough for second degree burns

>>24182893
>>24183507
>>24184840
>>24185351
Pretty

>>24203072
>heat rises
this is funny that you made sure to explain every detail
thank you
but also ouch
have plenty of pizza to heal up im sure thats how pizza works

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What hairstyle is this and how do I convince my GF to wear it.

>>24199599
>>24199548
>>24199612
Abby's Legendary Pizza

>>24195899
>>24196382
>Going to ER for a slight burn.
>Americans.
This is why you guys don't deserve universal heathcare.

Take a salt tablet and walk it off.

>>24203869
she has worn that shirt a number of times while posting
>>24203882
>salt tablet
i lold

>>24203869
I post pictures of me in unicorn often, not a big deal

>>24203882
I was told by my manager to visit the ER to get it checked out, anything second degree or above requires a hospital visit or something like that. They did it to cover their ass.

>>24204692
Uniform not unicorn lol

Miss u DQ

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Well good morning folks

>>24206008
heya

>>24206008
so cute

>>24206008
It would be a great morning waking up with that smile looking back at you. How goes it beautiful?

>>24206008
welcome back! ^^

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>>24206022
Thanks:)
>>24206027
Pretty good if I must say so myself. Just laying in bed in my ice cold room haha
>>24206031
Good to be back lol

>>24206042
you're so pretty
i'd love to cuddle you in your bed!!

>>24206042

Staying home today ?

>>24206042
You need a friend to snuggle up with and share bodily warmth. Can't have you catching cold and getting sick can we..although it does mean you get to stay home and entertain us. Even with bed head your looking mighty fine

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>>24206048
Aww thanks. As long as you don't mind cold haha. I have it turned down to 60 in here and huddled under blankies lol
>>24206049
Yup! Off work today, so pretty much just chillin today.

>>24206072

That's cold, you do like to chill kek.

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>>24206068
I certainly won't be getting sick lol

Haha my captcha had a blizzard in it

>>24206076
I have a tendency to get warm when I sleep, so I like to keep it cold

>>24206086
Well feel free to kick those covers off if you need to, we need to get warm ourselves hint hint
Even the captcha is falling under the queens spell lol

>>24206072
>>24206086
>I have a tendency to get warm when I sleep
good, cause i'm fucking freezing. time to cuddle.

>>24206086

Let's cuddle.

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>>24206098
Well it's pretty chilly in here right now haha
>>24206106
>>24206108
Haha I'm cuddling my cat atm

>>24206124
daaww, cute lil pussy.

>>24206140
She's being like extra cuddly today and I'm just like omg chill your shit cat. Rolling all over me and shit lol

>>24206155
hahaha, could be worse. a cute kitty that wants to cuddle is a "mood-uplifter".

>>24206124

aww.

Keep stroking your cute pussy.

>>24206155
Marking her territory with her scent

>>24206160
I do dig the cuddling tbqh. She makes it hard to type sometimes though lol
>>24206173
Which one?
>>24206184
Pretty much lmao

>>24203106
it's a wig. buy one for her.

>>24206510
>which one
Whichever one gets you warmer and purring

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>>24206537
I have a sweater keeping me warm now haha I look like such a bum

>>24206629
Nice, but is your actual bum warm as well?

>>24206668
It is. I'm about to be warmer though since I'm gonna take off my long socks and sweater and go to the gas station across the street lol

>>24206723
So your going to go topless and bare legged. Kinky.
You hoping to get the shopkeeper to give you it for free with your enticing ways obviously.
How about a shot of this intriguing ensemble

>>24206723
i hope you will post some pics of you at the gas station lol

>>24203038
So you dont have insurance and they covered your bills to dissuade you from suing them?

>>24208042
I have insurance, but, it happened on the clock, so I get workers comp; they paid for BOTH of my ER visits and I get my normal wages until I have to go back

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hi! does anyone remember me? I know my hair is too long now to really post anymore, but since it has been exactly one year now since i shaved my head i felt today deserved a last post :)

>>24208159

would you be willing to keep posting anyway. you're beautiful.