Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 3301. page

>>4702202
Where did you find this pic of me ??

>>4702202
why is it ?

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>>4702130
I am a necromancer and I just revived dat boi

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>>4702136
I am an assassin and I just killed dat boi

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>>4702144
nice dubs
RIP pic related
thnx

>>4702105
fuck your shit beecuck

>>4702105
Hey, looking good today, barnabee.

>>4702107
rude

>>4702102
dunderheade

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pls no r00d to Gavin, he posts nice doges I like him ;_;

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4702126
dumb animepostere

>>4702088
To check those magnificent doubles, friend

>>4702088
dubs
check'd

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>4702088
to post high quality original images

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>>4702032
succ


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

happiness is a warm gun mama

>>4702032
This board

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4701907
me too lets have sex

>>4701912
o-ok

>>4701907
>>4701912
i'' glad esforz helped u get the sexy time

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A Parrot will:
>Provide a greater degree of choice than those found in terrestrial humans. A truly expansive selection of colours and hues, wide variety of shapes and sizes and most importantly of all - are soft and tender to the touch. Never loses its beauty with age.
>Take an avid interest in all the things you do and always wants to learn more. Feel safe knowing that the conversation never goes anywhere further than there.
>Give you deep and meaningful social interaction, loves to talk with you and playfully copies your affectations, manner and speech. With their predictable temperament you will always know where you stand.
>Give you rewarding physical interaction. A parrot is always seeking to preen your hair, clean the dead skin from your body or nibble at your lips. They love to be petted and will eagerly reward your gentle touch.
>Be beautiful - a parrot's other love in its life than you - is looking as good as it can. Always wanting to appear at its best, a parrot will never be seen a mess or unattractive - it dedicates a portion of its life to being aesthetically pleasing to you.
>Be cheap to feed and easy to please. A parrot always watches its figure and requests a cheap and frugal diet of fresh fruit, seeds and nuts - whilst socially content with being whistled at.
>Never cheat on you. Once you bond with your beautiful bird - you are the sole object of its affections. Your new partner will avidly defend the sanctity of your relationship by never being for any one other than you.
>Strive to obey you whilst keeping its spark of individuality aglow. Your new partner knows when it is time to shut up and it knows that you need your personal time. Can be kept in its own personal mini-aviary where it is as content to be as right by your side.
>Never argue back. Send your beautiful bird to sleep and silence by covering a blanket over her apartment - she'll soon settle down and be eagerly awaiting your return.

>>4701900
informative dubs

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Compared to female humans, that are likely to:

>Only be available in a small collection of shapes and colours. Visible degradation with age.
>Be disinterested in your passions and hobbies, be drawn to vain and worthless things. Fickle and prone to gossip whilst being easily swayed by emotional tugging.
>Cause social discord and always comes with baggage. Social interactions often tainted by past events, likely to say and do mean things if you 'trigger' it.
>Withhold physical interaction for reasons unknown. Not interested in keeping you beautiful. Not keen on removing dead skin. Prefers to receive and derives little to no pleasure from giving preening and hygiene bonding.
>be erratic in keeping themselves respectable. Spends an eternity in applying temporary beauty aides that may or may not enhance its aesthetic. May enhance its beauty to betray you.
>Have picky or expensive eating habits. The female human is more predisposed to acquiring a taste for expensive, nutritionally worthless or trash foods due to a variety of factors.
>Be prone to cheating. Many female humans are unable to stay faithful and often seek out the most disgusting people in which to perform this with. Will often take worthless advice from its friends in regard to your partnership.

>Be contrarian and argumentative, disinterested in your advice or aggressive to your musings. Will often be impossible to get rid of or impossible to contact.
>Bring enemies and hardship into your life. The female human commands a vast social worth and the more malicious ones know of this. Can cause huge personal and financial damage and next to useless in an actual confrontation.
>Can not be legally traded.
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I think I have made my point abundantly clear. It is time for you to get a parrot my fellow friends of 4chan.

help? i clicked but it didn't do anything??

i dont have a mouse

how do I click?

>>4701822
dubs are important

birds are not that important

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>>4701872
fuck you YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BIRBS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THIS EARTH

THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. PERFECT. AMAZING. UNIQUE.

YOU ARE NONE OF THESE THINGS

JESUS CHRIST I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW YOU ARSEHOLE BIDES ARE THE ONLY REASON I STILL LIVE YOU CUNT.

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>>4701888
>888
>trips

These trips undeniably confirm that birbs are the most important thing on Earth, and that bides are the only reason >>4701888 is alive.

but what of BIRDS?

I'm gay

>>4701686
I'm actually pansexual

>>4701681
I don't have a problem with anime. But I don't like the animeposters on [s4s].

i thought they disbanded?
seems i was wrong

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>>4701678
Google it and find out~

>>4701673
>>4701702
dumb animeposter

feeling good about yourself while shitting on other peoples whole lives is your only purpose in life

test

>>4701580
u sound very bluepilled

>>4701531
why are all the mods blatant homosexuals? did mot used to pick his mods up at gay nyc night clubs?

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invisibrony

how ccan swaglorrd have so much swag in ANY situation??

Don't tarnish the image of pink girl with this gross stuff!!!!!

i dont remember that
i only remember being called fucking rapist

if you wanted to jerk off my cock you could tell me not my fucking crazy parents you fucking bitch
>inb5 because im angry this will make me want to live and not shoot random people in street

actually i actually fucking thinking about it and might actually fucking do it you fucking bitch and then when i die you can cry for 5minutes again and feel good about yourself again because you TRIED, you just TRIED TO HELP right