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Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen. She's a good kid.

Anonymous 2016-08-18 17:41:51 Post No.4696931
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I miss Sharon. She's been out for a couple of days and it's just not the same here without her. No one upstairs has heard from her. I'm starting to worry. Getting to see her face when I go upstairs for lunch is the highlight of my day.

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2016-08-18 16:20:21 Post No.4696803
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 16:20:21 Post No. 4696803 [Report] [View this topic]

[s4s] skol is now in attendance
Please hand in your homework to Mrs. Swaglord when he calls your name.

Doge? Chekd!
Bateman? Checkd!
Ass? Checkd!
Chaika? Checkawoo!
Cowe? Chceked!
Introducing Monkey? wew lad checkd!
G-gav-gavvin-g-gva, who is this guy? NOT Checkd LOL! He doesnt eben go to this skol!!
xD

gavin u dint eben got skol lolololol

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 16:21:02 Post No.4696805
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ayy where da white wimmin at

Gavin McInnes 2016-08-18 16:22:22 Post No.4696808
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Gavin McInnes 2016-08-18 16:22:22 Post No.4696808 [Report]

Shit pasta, homo

sticky 2016-08-18 16:22:27 Post No.4696809
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Anonymous
2016-08-18 15:59:13 Post No.4696751
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:59:13 Post No. 4696751 [Report] [View this topic]

lol look at him go

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 16:00:14 Post No.4696753
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>>4696751
he's not going anywhere tbh

Anonymous 2016-08-18 16:01:44 Post No.4696757
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>>4696753
Just like the rest of us.

Anonymous 2016-08-18 16:02:13 Post No.4696758
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>>4696753
shut the fuck up hater this isn't your board get the gfucxoznv youbt ifdszdsfnosafnosfwe

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:20:26 Post No. 4696699 [Report] [View this topic]

what do you think of this cratoon animal

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:21:29 Post No.4696703
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I think you should please stop posting it, please.

>>4696699
nice dubs

Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:27:38 Post No.4696719
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>>4696699
I think he is cute
I want sex with him

Anonymous
3D women are NOT important 2016-08-18 15:20:11 Post No.4696698
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3D women are NOT important Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:20:11 Post No. 4696698 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:23:11 Post No.4696707
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:23:11 Post No.4696707 [Report]

I'm with you.

Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:24:25 Post No.4696712
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:24:25 Post No.4696712 [Report]

Oh did you have one of these yesterday? I must have missed it

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:59:58 Post No.4696752
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hi frens

Your fortune: Bad Luck

LoLo
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R E M I N D E R LoLo 2016-08-18 15:17:29 Post No. 4696694 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that you're a massive faggot if you like anime

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:20:29 Post No.4696700
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>>4696694
Are you having fun using poodlepaws' name?

Gondola 2016-08-18 15:21:26 Post No.4696702
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>>4696700
>00
Checked

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 2016-08-18 15:30:56 Post No.4696723
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>>4696694
wtf i hate LoLo now

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Herr Kommandant 2016-08-18 14:34:17 Post No. 4696612 [Report] [View this topic]

How often do y'all masturbate? I fap once every evening in the shower.

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 14:49:57 Post No.4696632
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whenever im allowed to

Anonymous 2016-08-18 14:51:47 Post No.4696640
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>>4696632
silly slut ;^)

Anonymous 2016-08-18 19:28:14 Post No.4697147
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i jacked off like 5 times today

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 14:30:01 Post No. 4696607 [Report] [View this topic]

First you rub the lamp, then you rub the dick.

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 14:51:03 Post No.4696636
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>>4696607
autistic weeaboo faggot

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>>4696636
/thread

Anonymous 2016-08-18 20:19:17 Post No.4697231
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i'd wish to suck its dick

Squidposter
Good Morning! 2016-08-18 13:47:11 Post No.4696554
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Good Morning! Squidposter 2016-08-18 13:47:11 Post No. 4696554 [Report] [View this topic]

Good morning, everyone! I hope you all slept well. Have a wonderful day today, and remember that when it comes down to it, you matter. Stay squiddly!

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>>4696554
Good morning, Squid! I hope you have a wonderful day too. :^D

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>4696554
You're up early today.

What gives?

Anonymous 2016-08-18 13:55:32 Post No.4696566
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Squidly? I did not sleep well. I got about an hour of sleep. I'm currently staying with a friend because I'm not sure where I'm going to live right now, and i'm sleeping on an air mattress. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back and lied down on the matrress, it tore open and deflated. I've been up ever since, wondering is life really worth it

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 13:06:30 Post No. 4696496 [Report] [View this topic]

“I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

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