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heres screenshot of gameplaey
ok this is has to be teh bury first vidya gaem to feature acrobatic mechanics like frontflip or backflip or some shit u kno.
yeah well this game's character is naemd Joe Jumper, a flaptop hair with sideburns man who wears an red jacket. ~~he is cousin of Supre Mario~~

i hope you enjoy it fams :^)
just insert coin and play

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Gondola 2016-08-18 05:04:10 Post No.4695645
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>>4695633
>33
Good double

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 05:28:59 Post No.4695680
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>>4695579
i remember playing this old gem back in the day

Squidposter
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Squidposter 2016-08-18 04:11:05 Post No. 4695512 [Report] [View this topic]

le lewd squid

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:12:23 Post No.4695518
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>>4695512
This is what I do when I look @ this pic.....

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:15:09 Post No.4695523
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>>4695512

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>>4695523
Why not tbh

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:02:22 Post No. 4695470 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey anon-kun, Did you know that: All weeaboos are virgins. That's a fact! If a weeaboo ever tells you that he/she isn't a virgin then it's complete bullshit, Reply to the fake weeb with "All weeaboos are virgins", Keep his mouth shut. Once you become a weeaboo, you also become a virgin.
Still think it's bullshit? Do some research.
As your parents would have said: Don't trust anyone on the internet, they could be lying, and that isn't good is it?.
Thank you for listening and please spread the word.
~Anonymous #368839
08/16/16

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:04:23 Post No.4695479
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>>4695470
prove it

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:05:07 Post No.4695483
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:05:07 Post No.4695483 [Report]

I'm not a virgin, AMA

Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:06:28 Post No.4695492
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:06:28 Post No.4695492 [Report]

Sex is for perverts

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:01:30 Post No. 4695466 [Report] [View this topic]

Sweet memes are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the board
And the seven chans,
Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to ruse you
Some of them want to get rused by you
Some of them want to get dubs
Some of them want to check your dubs.

Sweet memes are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the board
And the seven chans,
Everybody's looking for something.

Check my doubles
Checking doubles, checking good
Check my doubles, check 'em good
Checking doubles, checking good
Check my doubles
Checking doubles, checking good
Check my doubles, check 'em good
Checking doubles, checking good

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

Sweet memes are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the board
And the seven chans,
Everybody's looking for something.

Sweet memes are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the board
And the seven chans,
Everybody's looking for something.

Sweet memes are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the board
And the seven chans,
Everybody's looking for something.

Sweet memes are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the board
And the seven chans,
Everybody's looking for something.

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:02:16 Post No.4695469
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>>4695466
>66
>dubs
nice
~~ur too sloww ;)~~

Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:04:07 Post No.4695477
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sweep the leg

Anonymous 2016-08-18 04:05:13 Post No.4695484
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>>4695477
ckecking ur dubs

Anonymous
2016-08-18 03:02:48 Post No.4695303
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:02:48 Post No. 4695303 [Report] [View this topic]

Feminism: the radical notion that women are people.

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:04:29 Post No.4695307
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Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:04:29 Post No.4695307 [Report]

Isn't feminism about gender equality, not gender superiority though?

Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:09:25 Post No.4695315
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>>4695307
Indeed, anyone who believes in equality is a feminist.

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>>4695303
Is feminism a meme?

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 02:55:31 Post No. 4695286 [Report] [View this topic]

Willie: I am tired of changing the condom everyday.
Billie: Why don't you get your dick laminated like your cell phone.

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:23:29 Post No.4695354
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>>4695286
I would. Tbh.

Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:24:33 Post No.4695357
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>>4695354
oh real talk?

Anonymous 2016-08-18 03:25:29 Post No.4695359
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>>4695357
H*ck yea

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 01:21:33 Post No. 4695153 [Report] [View this topic]

Cade sniffes a feets

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Anonymous 2016-08-18 01:35:33 Post No.4695177
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>>4695153
nice meme frendo
str8 onto cheezburger

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that fat faggot with 2016-08-18 01:39:56 Post No.4695185
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that fat faggot with 2016-08-18 01:39:56 Post No.4695185 [Report]

i bet that cat is an asshole trust me im an expert

Anonymous 2016-08-18 01:51:11 Post No.4695198
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>>4695177
Ur dumb

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G8rH8r 2016-08-18 01:17:00 Post No. 4695145 [Report] [View this topic]

cooking

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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.