ITT we pretend we work in a office building
>>4724322
I have been checking our corporate accounts for our companywide audit, and I have found a discrepancy. It looks like we are missing some dubs in our accounts. Do you know what happened to our dubs sir?
>>4724347
Please recheck all dubs should be accounted for. Also I want our quarterly reports on my desk by the end of the day
*takes the stairs because I'm scared of elevatores*
*collapses and dies halfway up*
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4722734
That's clearly a boy with a girl though. I don't get you fags, if you're attracted to males why do you want them to look like girls?
>>4722735
>That's clearly a boy with a girl though
He's not a girl. He's just cute.
What would you do if you were to meet with Taxi Slut?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4720122
Dubs
>>4720116
Tell her she has to find her own ride back I wouldn't want her touching me
>taxi slute
Eww gross
>>4720116
tbh I would accept the succ, but I wouldn't be proud of it
I'm not that sex obsessed that I would actively seek out an encounter like this, but if it just presented itself to me I'm not going to lie I would take the succ
yosho
>>4717869
why are le trees sade
>>4717964
not sade
The Fore!th edition of The Weekly Peek is here. In this issue: two meme waves of last Saturday, the 100th EsforesCraft thread, the end of the 2016 4chan Summer Cup. Remember to check the Fore!.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4717533
taxi sloot thread is my favorite and you didnt include it so i give this news paper a 3/10 rating
>>4717533
Fuck the Peek
Fuck the Post Peeker
Not even joking
>>4717533
Yet again, there's no election coverage.
It's like this paper isn't even trying.
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>4715244
Awesome thread
Thanks a lot for posting this
dumb animeposter
>>4715244
still pretty lewd, but pls
le millenom girl
le millenom girl
To tell you the truth, fuzzy ears, snout bondage (leather strings clamping mouth hole closed, biting biting bar, unsplintering at even maximum hate pressure -> difficulty in talking through gritted teeth; anyways) the conditions under which the man had held, rented out, and in which we rode around the customers, a pen on the market, unfit for animal use in any way, rather had for one day which I spent on a meadow then pass into the eternal forest, instead having to whore myself out to the wild beasts around me, drunk, obese, one particularly overweight specimen had neared the incarceration accommodation of our demise, the rest is history: Platero, we miss you. Internal combustion of organs, slow aggravating death, gravity the uncompromising - Social constructivists of the world, there is one law you can not define, one world you cannot transform, one fleshen cage you can not escape - oppression in the physical sense, talk about health at every size - it's a man eats man squashes donkey world out there, brother! Chief Whatshisface: "I shall come back as storm and crush those who have destroyed my world" (one month later: Katrina).. Ye men who bear the souls of geese, fattened livers accordingly, let it be known among your masses that war is at the horizon; Your decadence ends here, for all the natural people, for wildlife and arborials, a future in prosperity; communal evolution; gluttony in memoriam I shed a tear of victorious laughter, for we have returned to paradise ~ ~ ~
SLEEP IS NICE
SLEEP IS GOOD
join me in my vigilant slumber, watch shooting stars through barred windows of flesh, retinas fluorescent with the captive sweat and tears of good men, FIGHTING for a better tomorrow, look into mine and see TRUTH: the world you live in is an illusion, the woods are real, the trees are real, and they have sharp claws, that burn in my mind, so you better believe me. you better believe me...
heal
MISCONCEIVING freedom: FREE WILL and DETERMINISM are NOT mutually EXCLUSIVE, but CONSTITUTE one another. Their EATING of ICE CREAM or other ABSTRACT FOODS that have NOTHING to do with NATURE and serve only to ALIENATE oneself from one's DIGESTION AND, consequently, from one's BODY: OBESITY is a DISEASE and should be treated as such! SUGAR is a PARASITE, a mind caterpillar spinning the steering wheel behind skull-plates of a million fatties. FAT ACCEPTANCE is not loving clemency, it is DESTRUCTION and a SPREADING of PLAGUE; It SEEMS the ONLY freedom for which is FOUGHT these days is the FREEDOM to ENSLAVE oneself, be it WOMEN being free to enter FREE MARKET SLAVE TRADE or OBESE being free to SLOWLY KILL THEMSELVES and FEED the BIG BEEF industry with their WELFARE DOLLARS. A similar dynamic can be observed in modern FEMINISM: Women no longer seek to ABANDON oppressive gender norms but FIGHT to PRESERVE these, e.g. she is FREE to dress how she wants so let her wear silly high heels and MAKE-UP even though her SHALLOW needs destroy the ENVIRONMENT and ALIENATE her from her true self, she is FREE to define herself purely through looks and male attention, purely through sexual intercourse she is FREE to be a sex worker, she is FREE to be a housewife and let her man beat her. It seems everyone has forgotten what the word "liberal" means, everything is just so conservative now...
le crossdressing c programmer
LOL BUY ME A COMPUTER ANON
>>4716843
If you want one, pay for it with your body!
ok
DUMB FOXE POSTER CAN'T GET WABBIT TO SEX SO HE REEE'S
LOL LOSER VIRGIN I GET THE WABBIT ON MY COCKE
>>4718156
heck offf foxe
>>4718162
FOX YOU
hot pusi with great jerking arms my man
i want dubs really bad
give me dubs
dubs dubs dubs
i'll never get dubs
mods please sticky this picture of a egg its really important to me okay
>mfw after I finish eating a large plate of egs
>>4715199
>99
Checked
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
he did it
the absolute madperson
>when the taxi driver asks for fare
I wish i was kidding, but i actually did this. I hope i didn't get any STDs. He came all over my hair, too. My left boob hurts because fucker grabbed it like he was trying to crush it in his hand
Your fortune: Good Luck
Sounds like a rude taxi driver tbqhfam
Your fortune: Average Luck
haha must hurt when he stepped on ur head lolz
haha get it cuz he >literally came< over ur hair xDDDDD so he probz stepped on ur head xDDDD
>>4711100
>11100
>111
>00
Nice numbers
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
This is nice park
>>4688958
me sitting in the tree
>>4688958
Wow wow is this a nice keksandra thred? in my s4s????
>>4688962
I don't think you're important enough to say that.
HELL
HEJA SVERIGE
2. for homoseksualitet och anime
>>4713553
SEGER